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Episode 21

Episode 21 · 2026-04-08 · 11,702 words
The hosts dive into bizarre topics ranging from towns with sexual names getting free Pornhub premium to North Korean soldiers discovering internet porn for the first time. They also discuss controversial language, welfare vs private charity effectiveness, and various cultural differences across countries, all while maintaining their signature irreverent commentary style.

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[0:00] Yeah, I know what my penets just let me know when they're here and we're back. Oh, hey

[0:03] I was not ready for that

[0:06] All right, we got some a small follow-up you said

[0:09] First of all, I'd like to thank the listeners who tuned in from the United Arab Emirates and Russia

[0:16] never would have thought

[0:18] that we would have people international so early on in this

[0:22] Recording the podcast

[0:24] We have we've done no marketing whatsoever

[0:27] Global each we've clothe the rich

[0:30] Post all over the place

[0:34] Yeah, I didn't get no one signed off on it, but whoa

[0:40] Okay, last time you talked about cities that have sexual names that get free porn hub

[0:46] And I was like I kind of know what those are

[0:50] Yeah

[0:51] Yeah

[0:54] So if you're if you're if your town name is sexual the one I found was Cummings

[0:59] Georgia, okay, poor and hub gives the entire town free porn hub premium

[1:05] Well

[1:08] Boys, but what is this?

[1:10] Called coming George. No, it's true. Okay

[1:13] Coming George and it spelled CUMMNG just crazy. Yeah, there's horny town North Carolina

[1:19] Okay, that one's on

[1:22] Isn't isn't coming to be a last name can it yeah, I've heard yeah, no, I'm coming

[1:27] Town or what do there's some crazy for dick California

[1:32] Another one though another though that could be like Richard right, okay

[1:38] Bonaurs Lake Wisconsin. Okay, that one wait

[1:41] We got a place in Wisconsin called boners. I didn't look up

[1:44] We got a cast trip

[1:47] There's so many these are just the American ones. There's crazier ones

[1:51] There's a lot of towns called climax. That's

[1:54] Decent interesting three-way Virginia. I thought that was funny

[1:58] There's a town called slut in Sweden

[2:00] All right, they're straightforward. Yeah, slut. It's one

[2:06] Best one by far there's a town called fucking in Austria

[2:10] Yes, fucking Austria. It's literally called fucking and until 2021 it was spelled like fucking and they changed the spelling

[2:18] To f you gg. I and g dude isn't to refer to that place

[2:23] Correctly in like tax you'd have to say fucking Austria. Are you from fucking Austria?

[2:28] Yeah, that's awesome. It's hilarious apparently like in the World War two soldiers

[2:33] We're taking their pictures with street signs and stuff

[2:36] Yeah, boys get rowdy people from there are called fuckingers

[2:40] Which is hilarious

[2:45] Fucking nurse, okay pretty close good segue

[2:53] Fucking say it

[2:57] There's a town called orgy anus and pussy all in France

[3:02] Separate towns or separatons that would be a wild it we're just gonna throw it

[3:06] This is pussy and the last one horny police check Republic

[3:13] Okay, is it the second one orny town? Little is just called horny town horny town, or any town north Carolina

[3:19] Damn, so yeah, if you want free porn up premium you know where to go any of those destinations

[3:24] There's a lot of war there's so many more to warm climate. Yeah, North Carolina

[3:29] Yeah, it's probably Florida doesn't have a single one. There's probably one. Yeah, I just took the honorable mentions

[3:34] Oh, okay, what you get and I've never been on porn. I've pretty much don't know what it all okay

[3:41] Who's paying for yeah, all right. He's never been the Christmas specials

[3:46] The Thanksgiving specials the compilations for Christmas. Ah, are you kidding me black Friday deals you never tried it for seven days

[3:55] What yeah, the black porn there's him that there's a town called different like never watched it

[4:01] One of the more you know how they have like

[4:04] Brazzers and like they have like certain like oh the like the actual

[4:08] Brand I guess but there's one that's literally called black. It's just like white shakes getting blasted by these like giant

[4:16] Dick black dudes and it's always in like a dark room with a camera. That's like

[4:20] It's like a flashlight on them. Oh, it's but it's it's like low budget. It's what you're saying. I guess

[4:27] It's just it's like one of the ones that is almost always on like the popular feed just blacked

[4:32] It's also I actually I think it's uh, maybe I'm wrong on that one the famous picture of like all the black dudes like standing behind the wake girl in the couch

[4:38] I feel like that was a long time. Yeah, so maybe that's not that's been around for so long. That's just black on white

[4:44] That's just a crime. That's just classic

[4:47] Classic. Yeah

[4:49] Okay, cool. All right

[4:51] Topic

[4:52] Some pretext before we get into this

[4:54] We have one of our we have one of our friends joyous today

[4:58] He is of the black persuasion

[5:01] Nice and we

[5:02] Well, we could be but I'm not gonna say we are

[5:05] So anything that's said from here on out just know that

[5:09] I want everyone to know I want to know you can't verify it but yeah, and I might have all right. How about you lead then all right

[5:18] so

[5:19] Well

[5:20] Hi, I'm the black friend so I can say this but there is a word

[5:24] That is not even suspicious to the close to not even almost close to it is the word with a little bit tacked onto it in Australia

[5:33] That is still used correct

[5:35] Yeah, and I should say the word is technically different. It has an a instead of an e in the r at the end and that lead they know now

[5:44] But it's like I mean for all intents so the word the word it has

[5:47] We'll get to the definition why well probably try to figure out in our own heads why they use it but the word is

[5:54] Niggered Lee

[5:56] Niggered Lee and I G G A R D L Y right correct

[6:04] Wait say the word after we can just start there. Do you think it's ever been in a spelling bee? It's a word. Oh

[6:09] Has it been in an Australian style? Make a kid say it

[6:12] Make the kids say we'll do that's the thing too is that this word so I just but the

[6:17] The way I find out about this is an Australian

[6:19] Comedium was talking about coming over to America and using that word because it's described as like

[6:23] I think it's like being

[6:25] Stingy with something or selfish with something sounds about right on generous

[6:30] No, that checks out the word fist you shall quit

[6:32] But he's like he came over here from Australia like saying that word as if

[6:36] Thinking has nothing to do with the n word right similar to how they'll

[6:41] Refer to pants as nickers like they say that commonly more and that that said quickly enough

[6:47] Just sounds like the n word yeah, but so I

[6:51] Guess coming over and you're in saying that

[6:54] It has been around since like Shakespearean time before the n word as we know it has been was being used in a racial way

[7:01] Yeah, so it has like historical evidence that it was not even around the n word and it's still used

[7:06] But I didn't hurt I didn't know that that was word until literally I heard this comedian talking about it

[7:12] That looked at the definition sure enough. It is unrelated to the actual n word

[7:16] But that's kind he said he would just say it casually and then people would react right like you didn't even realize

[7:22] How do you not realize that that's literally the n word?

[7:26] Well, I think initially people probably just don't

[7:29] Tell you what's going on

[7:31] I don't know I'm just speaking from what he said you just gonna raise die brown. They're like

[7:36] Yeah, I would react

[7:38] I don't know about you guys, but I've definitely come across wiggers that literally use the n word like they are black

[7:45] Yeah, there's videos of it you see never come across a wipe like a hood white person growing up that literally just uses the n word

[7:51] Many of those. Yeah, have you never seen the video where they're in the store and

[7:57] The guy is dropping hard n bombs and this black guy's just so sick of it. He grabs like I don't even remember what it is

[8:05] Whatever the soda was. Let's just call it

[8:07] It's like waiting in line. Yeah, let's just say it's monster. I think I said this black guy grabs

[8:11] We'll just say it's monster and he just obliterates it across

[8:15] And then like the next day monster sells out everywhere like

[8:20] But dude there was um trying to think of

[8:23] Oh his first name was Kenny, but in high school. He just hunt like

[8:27] I'm not saying he was in the right for using the n word, but he would literally

[8:31] He lived in a predominantly black neighborhood. I'll have like all black friends and like in his friend group

[8:38] That it was like there he was the only white guy saying it, but it was like cool with it

[8:43] He was just one of them. Yeah, but it's like I can see how someone can see that and be like oh, yes, I don't know

[8:48] I'm not gonna be like whoa whoa whoa buddy. Right. Yeah

[8:52] interject yourself. What I guess if an Australian comes over here and starts saying that word I'd be like

[8:57] That's a little yes, but like he speaks English. That's why I feel like he probably has an accent

[9:02] So is the the so are the Wiggers

[9:05] Yeah, but they're like Americanized you can probably guess where

[9:09] He grew up around

[9:10] When assistant australian they have an australian accent. You're like wait a minute

[9:14] I would say that gives even more points to my point because it's a foreigner

[9:19] So you actually you'd be like oh, I don't really know. Yeah, but you know he listens to rap come on

[9:24] Yeah, well like if I if I if a foreigner was talking to circle and drop some word that sounded like something like a slur

[9:30] But it I would imagine with context in the conversation it would make sense. He's talking about it. Does he live in America or is he yeah?

[9:37] He's here on visa now. Oh, James McCann he's an australian. He's very cool

[9:43] So yeah, I

[9:45] I guess I don't know that's uh, I had never heard it used. I've never heard it used in like even in books

[9:52] I've never seen that word. Yeah, I thought I knew all the sound and like words until you mentioned that

[9:57] That's like the closest one. Yeah, yeah, you've been studying the sound like words

[10:02] What do you mean the sound what do you mean? You know those sound of words? I know the sound alike words

[10:07] You know, I wrote the sound of words

[10:10] Disheakled to the sound of music man

[10:12] Yeah, I don't know why it would be

[10:14] I don't yeah, I don't know why it still exists why it would be used what context everyone knows that's a like that word now

[10:20] So I would it still be used

[10:23] Anywhere without like some well granted. I'm not all for like censorship or anything like that so use it

[10:29] But like I would imagine there's a lot of people better like ah words pretty close to a pretty bad word for Americans and they

[10:35] I mean, I think there's a stuff. I mean, I think there's a reason why I've done it

[10:38] Yeah, because probably people have realized that then like yeah, we're not gonna fucking use it

[10:42] I would think coming to America and doing comedy in America you would have a radar for that. That's why I'd be surprised

[10:49] Yeah, not that he's a foreigner. Well, here's the thing too

[10:52] Does australia because I know that australia has like their minorities are the Aboriginal people and like apparently

[10:59] The word it's either abbey or something like that is equivalent to the n word over there like you say that's something that

[11:04] Holy fucking shit, so it's like they have a harmless over here. It's a name. Yeah, that's right

[11:09] I mean kind of fits the story then right we're like over here. I'm like that means nothing to me

[11:13] Have that problem and I don't think they don't have a white on black

[11:18] Race kind of thing going on in australia. I don't think that exists

[11:21] Like it's not like we had slaves here and there's this civil rights like that that history is here. So it's like yeah way more inflammatory as over there

[11:29] It's like most of them probably I don't know what the black population of australia. I got to imagine extremely low

[11:35] Because well, I mean it was a like a giant prison island. So there's got to be some blacks over there

[11:39] I see the connection

[11:43] But I think it was very white prisoners. I don't know. There's a lot of black. I think it was like a British prison. Yeah, it's like British prison colony

[11:50] And as opposed to the reason why most black bar in america's because we brought them here. So it's like

[11:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks

[12:00] Well, and then you know not to be like oh and I've brought this up before again, and it'll sound like

[12:05] Oh you making a racist point or whatever, but

[12:08] slave owners in africa sold their slaves

[12:12] Which were black tribesmen sold them to Dutch sailors. So it's not like

[12:17] I maybe there was a few but people weren't going over there and enslaving people and then bring them back to america

[12:24] It was they were buying slaves from Aryan slave typically prisoners of tribal war and then bring them over here

[12:30] Yeah, thanks for inviting me guys

[12:35] And that's my time

[12:38] All right, fine. We'll move out of some fucking easier, which is Japanese getting raped by marines over in

[12:44] Japan easier

[12:47] I mean, it sounds easy. Why are they doing it? I mean, it sounds easy marine. Are you gonna be able to stop a marine? You know? Yeah, it's pretty easy

[12:53] I just like it's one of those things where you know

[12:56] I think of uh, you know spot light the movie the whole the police fucking kids thing and like

[13:00] You know for the most part we're like oh that's fucked up and then it just continues to happen because it's so big

[13:06] You know, I'd be like the american military can sometimes work under that

[13:10] Like veil of like they can do stuff and because they are literally the most powerful thing in existence currently people like

[13:16] Well

[13:18] St. American military can't say no. Yeah, and great. I don't know if those I got to imagine

[13:24] People are getting well. I got to hope people are getting prosecuted or was it court martial or the fuck it is in the military

[13:29] Is that like a lot of people are doing that enough to make like headline news where there's like problem in these towns around the marine bases that like people like

[13:37] Yeah marines are just coming in the like Japanese you said Japanese news

[13:41] I'm assuming is reporting on it and saying make it stop or it's like an American

[13:46] Like I don't even know if there's such a thing. I think there's like no one's Harry reporters

[13:51] Yeah, I would think it would be Japanese news, but then it's made its way to American media gotcha

[13:55] Like I definitely wasn't reading like a Japanese newspaper

[13:57] Oh, no, I saw it. I'd be very impressed. Like you know

[14:00] Like reading Japanese newspapers

[14:04] I haven't tried to read Argentinian newspapers, but they're a fuck because of the Argentine libertarian presence

[14:09] Like when to because what happens is when I've ever tried to get news from truly another country

[14:15] It's always in the native language of the country and then I'll try to put it through Google translate

[14:19] And there'll be a lot of mis translations and it's if you try

[14:22] When I have tried to find news on stuff going in Argentina, there's a lot of like

[14:29] It gets diluted to the point where like American media. I have found reports on it incorrectly

[14:35] We'll look at these metrics because like there's this big battle of this is a libertarian president

[14:40] It's a threat to our current system because it's it's working over there currently

[14:44] And so you'll find news media stations being like well, it's failing by these metrics and these metrics

[14:49] And then you go read what's actually happening there through their reporting things and it's like

[14:54] Seems not like that's not the case, but then also that could be biased me over there

[14:59] All to say I have tried to read some foreign country stuff and it's like

[15:03] Yeah, it's hard to get through hard to tell me the media lies to us

[15:08] It's great. So what if this is all lies just to bring down our faith in our own military

[15:13] What if this is a big Japanese hoax? Yeah

[15:18] The whole layers of that was the tipping point. We're like oh man not the wars like I love anime. Don't do this

[15:26] One page

[15:29] No one rape

[15:30] Yeah, one one rape it's a new anime coming out. Yeah, I don't know why they well

[15:36] I know why they would because I'm guessing this military base is just a bunch of dudes and then military chicks and they're like

[15:43] Let's just go out

[15:44] Into the fields

[15:45] Yeah, it's just weird though because like

[15:48] Can't because military were like allowed to go off based like party and like the towns and there's got to be pro there was always prostitutes right yeah

[15:55] I mean it

[15:56] I only know if I'm like movie culture where they're like you know they the

[16:00] People stationed in an foreign country and there's prostitutes everywhere like the Philippines or Vietnam or the

[16:04] Flee are and I know Japanese has

[16:07] Chup Japan has process. I guess I don't know about them the rural ones, but like in Tokyo. Yeah, they have prostitution

[16:13] And don't they have like a whole fucking birth problem right now like a population process they're like they're like

[16:18] They're yeah, so they should be grateful

[16:22] I was going

[16:25] You know

[16:26] I saw recently that they're

[16:30] The whole government is going to force a four-day work week because of the birth rate of clients

[16:35] So people have more time to like have a family. Yeah, that's crazy

[16:39] But also it's also terrible policy for getting real forcing a four-day work week. I mean

[16:46] Do they I feel like most people could probably get them get the majority of the work done in four-day work Japan

[16:52] Historically, they just work too much. So

[16:55] Well, you can well you can make the argument. That's why they're probably one of the most technologically advanced countries and highest GDPs

[17:01] Regardless of them being like smaller relative to other superpowers. Yeah, because they were so hard if you're gonna decline

[17:08] I

[17:08] Guess yeah, the balancing act of they think that'll fix it sure maybe because they work everybody there

[17:14] Who is like I don't remember what they call them, but the salary men. That's what they call them. Yeah, the salary men that work there

[17:20] If that is the reason for the birth rate decline giving them an extra day to

[17:26] Unwine party whatever or if it's to actually raise a family. I don't know if they believe

[17:31] That's what would fix it. I would hope that they're all intelligent enough like they did like some kind of research

[17:36] I'm being like oh, that's why I have no idea. Yeah, I mean

[17:40] People give I don't know a lot about the Japanese government

[17:42] But it does lean towards like collective a lot of East Asian countries lean towards like a collective mindset

[17:48] it comes with a lot of

[17:50] Downfall and that portion but you can have the situation in Japan where they're like it's collective in the sense of like work as hard as you can

[17:57] Yeah, and it has made for a very impressive situation. Yeah, but

[18:02] forcing

[18:03] Companies to be like you can't work more than four days

[18:07] They're just what ends up having this company to go other places though. It's typically what happens

[18:11] If if a government goes you can only do this and another country goes oh, we don't give a shit

[18:15] They just pack up and move over there and then that the country itself suffers because

[18:21] A lot of the goods and economy like

[18:24] Is made by people who are doing very well offering jobs making money and keeping it in and out of the country

[18:30] But that's I feel like a four day work. How would that help you start a family?

[18:35] You have a day off I guess an extra day. That's through I gotta imagine that's their whole day of fucking

[18:41] They dedicated fucking the weekend like there's still two days to fuck

[18:45] They got a recover from the Friday so then all they have is Sunday and Sunday

[18:51] Batminton, you know, Batman is what I wanted to say

[18:53] Batman with the girls or guys of weapons fans affidija badminton. Yeah, you know

[19:00] You only got like one recovery day and one

[19:04] Maybe chill day or maybe you're just so afraid of work coming up again

[19:07] And you're like all of a sudden your mind's unwashed

[19:09] I mean, so like Friday taking off Saturday. You don't got to think about work the next day boom. You're fucking

[19:14] That's it. Yeah, at the same time. It's like if suddenly if if I was on the fence about having the family

[19:20] And I was like, oh, I gotta work like would a day off really make that difference?

[19:24] I don't know. I like the fuck me. I don't know. Yeah, right, right

[19:28] I guess maybe if we're living in Japan where Japanese, but like I'm like a day off would make me suddenly want to make a family. Yeah

[19:34] Fuck you. Wow. Sorry

[19:37] Sorry, it's just saying that out loud not to you. Wow

[19:40] Okay

[19:42] Where okay nice? Oh

[19:45] The woman baked alive at a Walmart oven this happened a bit ago, but I feel like it's worth talking about

[19:51] Like I guess yes, pretty nuts. Do you hear about that? I did not break it down that well

[19:57] I don't know the last thing I saw about is okay. Well story a 19 year old Indian woman who worked out Walmart

[20:05] died by being cooked alive in a walk-in oven which I would against Jewish

[20:11] Yeah, see it right well we did open with the end work things. I guess we have a trend for this episode

[20:17] Not Jewish got if anything Hindu right that probably Hindu

[20:24] Punjabi maybe

[20:25] Yeah, well that's your ignorant speaking

[20:33] Wagnu and oven and so I you know when the story happened there's like new stations producing images and videos of these ovens being like

[20:40] You can't lock these from you couldn't be inside and close yourself in and okay, so

[20:46] At the same time

[20:49] They the cops involved in the Texas balls said there's no foul play so it's like

[20:55] What happened then?

[20:56] Coat her

[20:58] Yeah, and if there's no foul play that assumes no one cooked her

[21:02] Right, so like what the what but someone they said like technically someone had to close the door. Yeah

[21:08] Got it. So it's like and that was at the end or is there has something come on

[21:13] I think it's open happened. I don't know if there was anything beyond that which is like no

[21:16] What a horrific scene to walk in on yeah, I think your mom worked at the Walmart with her. Yeah, they're on the same shift but

[21:24] Yeah, I think her mom found her

[21:28] Brassel being baked alive that's got to be like top level worst ways to die

[21:34] You're just like slow not even slow cooking, but you know you're not like bursting to flames. Yeah

[21:38] Why you just turn into mush

[21:40] Sonas are brutal like in barely stand. Oh, right dude like sauna cooked up another

[21:46] Hundred degrees. Oh my god, unescapable, but yeah, I don't how would it unless someone puts something in front of?

[21:52] I don't know ghost man. I mean there's these ghosts

[21:56] That's that okay

[21:59] Working as a team

[22:01] Took for one Indian

[22:06] We don't know we got to put her in there, but

[22:10] Unrelated but you guys have been hearing about this drone stuff in New Jersey. No, no, okay

[22:15] Oh, I only heard it yeah

[22:17] So I looked into it after then apparently there's like all of these drones that the government the other day had to make a press statement that was like

[22:25] It's not Iranian. It's not Chinese. It's not our technology

[22:30] It's like we have no and they're like these large amounts of these drones that

[22:35] They can't even tell if they're like

[22:38] Like it's not technology we're even familiar with and they try to chase them and they'll spread away and run away when they try to do it

[22:43] And do this is like there's like press conferences on the news of like they're being like we don't know what's happening

[22:49] But it's not a threat. Okay

[22:54] Just don't worry about it. Yeah, and dude this is so mainstream that I heard about it through our

[22:59] One of our friends that like he just reads the news I think for the most parts like yeah, do you see this shit?

[23:04] And they're like no fucking way and there's just like press conferences about it

[23:07] which

[23:09] I've are we how close do we have to get before they like an aliens just goes hey

[23:14] It's me I mean is there a theory that the aliens are have been here and always been here and they're just like in the ocean

[23:22] Using that's one thing power

[23:24] There's also the pyramids were batteries

[23:28] Yeah, it could be a lot of crazy stuff like that

[23:31] You ever heard that one? No the pyramids

[23:34] So the pyramid construction

[23:36] Basically the pyramid construction isn't like the other tombs that were built at that time

[23:40] And when they got inside of the pyramids the majority of the rooms were just empty

[23:45] They didn't have like the story of like the

[23:48] Like the Pharaoh or whoever was buried there

[23:51] So when they got in they were like, huh, it's weird that this is empty and when they were originally made there was like a gold

[23:58] The cap was made out of gold which is like a very good conductor of electrical energy

[24:04] And they're all in like a perfect line and then every now like the after that point when they were like

[24:08] Here's all these weird things they were just the question is still like what would have hooked up in yeah

[24:13] Would have hooked up to him because they're in a perfect like line

[24:16] That something could come down and like conduct the electricity into something else. So aliens man

[24:23] I mean

[24:26] There they're one of the theories connects it's all this stuff is that like

[24:30] What you said they've always been here, but they're just like waiting until we reach a point where they can accept us into this intergalactic

[24:38] Thing like there's a bunch of planets like they're vading us. Yeah, like we're not a place yet until they're like

[24:44] You can come aboard we were still like finding with each other and doing weird stuff and like

[24:48] And dude even crazier

[24:51] So

[24:52] You know why go there's those like congress hearings about the UFOs and there's like people testifying like we have a stopout block

[24:59] Maybe a month ago during those means and

[25:02] They were talking about like a couple of times that either going to use nuclear weapons or they're doing something at a nuclear weapon testing site and

[25:11] Something they would experience some phenomenon it would shut off all the nuclear systems when they're like trying to use them

[25:18] And so maybe a month ago this happened in another like weapons nuclear site where this thing came and like shut everything down

[25:25] Just like an he ampere or something yeah suggesting that like these things are like

[25:29] They stop it. Yeah, no, no, no, don't do that

[25:33] And but again, it was through like Congress testifying and being like

[25:36] Yeah, there's something coming around and shutting off all the nuclear stuff

[25:39] And we still we don't know what's going on okay, so in in tandem with the intergalactic

[25:46] Federation bullshit is like

[25:48] They're trying to be like guys stop you're not gonna be welcoming to the space until you stop this bullshit

[25:54] So is it just peaceful in space then

[25:56] I don't know man. It goes against every time I've ever seen there's always a bad actors for sure

[26:01] Yeah, but I think but overall in all the sci-fi there's always like a federation

[26:05] That's like for the most part everyone's tried to like make a civilization of space. Yeah, and I think

[26:12] It could be possible and this phenomenon's weird that like these things are just like

[26:17] I don't know from the nuclear stuff to a scene on the shit to all the pilots seen all these things

[26:20] It just seemed like they're always watching us to get in closer. I think so so they become more active though

[26:26] No, I think it's just we're getting better technology

[26:30] But like the drone thing like

[26:33] Oh usually it's like pilots find these things or oh, they're shutting down nuclear sites and now common people are like

[26:38] Why yeah, look no no no explanation for that one so proud maybe that they're getting ready

[26:44] Maybe people have messed some already

[26:46] Well, I mean there's stories all over the place of people being like

[26:49] Either I said abducted or I saw these things and a lot of them are like like Bob Lazarus probably the most famous guy

[26:54] about UFO stuff, but

[26:56] Similar to like the near death experiences where like people die and like

[27:01] Millions of people maybe not millions, but hundreds of thousands have like had the same experience

[27:05] The like and it's all very like god like it's like very descriptive in the way of like what people talk about in the bible and stuff

[27:13] And like you you see god or see your light you see all of your life through once and Jesus is walking you through and stuff like and these people like

[27:20] All have these experiences unrelated and some people are like hardcore atheists before this happens

[27:25] And then it happens and it's like well, I can't deny it now. Yeah, there's this one guy forget his name, but

[27:31] He so a lot of experience

[27:32] They'll be like oh is this the warmest feeling ever the only time I felt love one guy

[27:37] He was like kind of a piece of shit and

[27:40] He went through it and he had the opposite experience where like that he got dragged through the literal hell

[27:45] And like but it was this whole thing of like at the end of it was a hand pulling him through me like you can come out

[27:52] I think I've heard of this story. Yeah, dude, and it's it's very interesting here

[27:55] Pause

[27:55] All right, we were just on a break weird cut, but we're gonna pivot to the next stop because none of us remember what we were just talking about

[28:05] So drunk

[28:07] We drank a lot since then

[28:09] Going all right, so when you go guys go to buy anything like online

[28:14] You guys have probably come across these companies like a firm or clarna that like do financing

[28:20] So it's like instead of pay the full amount, but you can pay 70 bucks from no interest and stuff like this

[28:25] Oh, is that like we'll give you your paycheck now and then well that's

[28:31] It's fun you say that cuz I have them I have

[28:34] Payday loans right after this topic because you know as I bought things online continue to

[28:40] I find that like almost everything offers like a payment plan option. Yeah, and

[28:46] It makes me think that like

[28:48] A lot of people really can't afford any if companies are doing this

[28:53] It's there's gotta be that people can't afford stuff in general

[28:56] And so they have to do this in order to like make money because they're offering no interest on most of those payment plans

[29:03] Yeah, unless you like do

[29:05] It's crazy that that would get you in the door like a $40 item. They're like paid over six months dude

[29:10] Rhythm and I'm like

[29:12] Fox dude's that a bad sign of like

[29:16] Like everything's failing and the only way that companies can sell shit to people is just like essentially keeping you on alone

[29:21] And then people probably have multiple loans on multiple things spread. I mean I do right now where I'm like

[29:26] I can afford it. I'm like. Yeah, I'll just pay 25 now and then spread over four months 25 a month

[29:31] But I feel like companies

[29:33] Yeah, no, it's a hundred bucks right now. I'll spend 25 it works perfectly in terms of like college

[29:38] I seem like oh it's a lower number I pay later

[29:40] But it does that change your that makes you buy something though when you wouldn't have

[29:45] For sure really when I'm like something like good example

[29:48] I buy some betting from this company called avocado, which is like

[29:52] Organic natural fucking nice betting and typically the stuff will range between like 500 to 1500 bucks for like blanket sheets and stuff like that

[29:59] Okay, and I I definitely buy more than I typically intend to on that site because they're like because you can do that

[30:05] All right, well, yeah, that works. Yeah, it definitely works, but I think it's a bad sign

[30:11] Because I think that that stuff doesn't exist

[30:15] I don't know 10 years ago on the internet. There wasn't like a surge

[30:18] Yeah, even prominent brand. I'm what did I look at like north face?

[30:23] Mm-hmm North Face has it now where north face has always been like this is this is something you were better than

[30:28] Yeah, that bad to go pategonia offers it to just about that. Just a brand that's like you buy this when you've made it

[30:33] Yeah, I feel like it's more like companies realize they'll do anything to make an extra dollar

[30:39] Like they realize more people will buy something

[30:42] I think so, but I think there's a lot of risk involved with being like you only have to pay a quarter of

[30:48] this now

[30:49] Or way less sometimes it's seven payments or whatever for like a thousand dollar item and then the chance of someone just keeping it and saying fuck you

[30:58] Like I feel like it opens up the door for a lot of people to pay the initial payment and then keep the thing who typically would never be able to afford that thing

[31:06] And so I think that

[31:07] They were losing too much money from expensive items so they had to start offering payment options because

[31:12] I think that they're probably not gonna send you to collections over like a

[31:16] $500 right and a first-time offense kind of situa like I don't know I know that

[31:23] Only because only because the law firm offers a firm payments

[31:29] So yeah, so the only read in the owners had to look into it in terms of liability

[31:37] Once they go through a firm all liability is handled by a firm and a firm will take you two collections

[31:43] Absolutely, they won't

[31:46] They don't care like they're they're literally just in the money game

[31:49] Whereas they just take all the risk away from like the law firms in our case where it's like that so I mean

[31:56] It's yeah any any service slash commodity

[32:00] Depending on what payment

[32:02] What do you call it what payment processor it's going through can use

[32:07] I'm pretty sure it can use a firm like striped as a very big company that's used by tons of people yeah, so

[32:14] Literally any products you can imagine I've seen a firm like a force

[32:17] I just put clarinum because I saw clarinus won't I hadn't heard of and it's now another option

[32:22] I'm seeing all their stuff where like now there's other companies that are taking this space of these like loan chart companies

[32:27] How do those companies make money though with no interest on interest so they do

[32:31] interest options, okay, so like it'll be it'll typically be like saying buying a $700 item

[32:35] It'll be like four payments of whatever two hundred-ish dollars or whatever or you can do 12 payments with

[32:42] 10% interest or 25% interest and but then it's like the payments only

[32:46] $10 or whatever and I paid over fucking forever

[32:49] So I got to match a lot of people are choosing those interest options and that's why those companies

[32:53] Yeah, like oh, I'd rather pay two hundred dollars more

[32:57] But have a much lower payment over 14 months and this is what makes me have a hypothesis that like

[33:03] The country's not in good place if like if those companies exist and are making enough money to exist

[33:08] I mean, it's a lot of people are buying things at high interest rates with not enough money to afford the item

[33:13] A lot yeah to make a company survive. I feel like it's the other way around though. I feel like they're forcing it

[33:21] Like people are dumb enough to buy these like

[33:24] Accept this interest when they shouldn't

[33:27] What do you try to say?

[33:30] Y'all dumb I mean that's I think it's I think it's kind of stupid to do that for sure

[33:36] Yeah, if if there's interest if there's no interest doesn't matter, but like why would you just accept interest?

[33:42] Because you want it now. I mean, that's the only thing. Yeah, right where people don't people won't have the patience to save or

[33:49] Yeah, I don't know man. There's so it's so complex to because like what if it's Christmas? You don't have enough money for your kids gifts

[33:54] And you're like oh, I guess I can buy all my kids gifts, but just I have to pay interest later. I think it's just

[34:00] I think it's just a bad again. I think you're right in terms of like

[34:04] They know that people are probably gonna pull the trigger on things because I want it now

[34:08] But I think it's it there's also a sign of like

[34:11] Yo, people don't have money to buy shit anymore. People more people are something, but anyway happy stuff

[34:17] And then payday loans is the next thing which I didn't realize that like

[34:21] I've never used a payday alone, but essentially you take your you can like get a forward on your paycheck from work

[34:27] Where you go to these places and you have like evidence of your paycheck coming in weeks or a month later

[34:32] And they just like give you an extremely high interest loan sometimes like up to like 90% sometimes they'll hand them out

[34:41] And so you're and then you're so bad dude

[34:44] That's so people don't understand how that works that that's how that's their whole business model is like

[34:49] Yeah, people not understanding. It's like home ownership to a lot of people just have no idea what they're getting

[34:55] And most of those people who are I mean the people are getting paid loans

[34:58] Most of them really just need the money like they don't they need the money for rent or food

[35:05] It's like you know you're gonna have your bad actors of people who are just like want to go buy luxurious things

[35:10] But they're ripping off people who like really can't they can't afford to be replaced the most vulnerable people

[35:15] Yeah, dude, so like that but that should spend around forever

[35:19] What well before a firm or car no that you know they still have offices

[35:24] Yeah in random parts of the city not really random. It's usually

[35:28] Like the hood. Yes, I'm gonna say you never see a payday loan like the third ward or like fucking even

[35:32] Yeah, I'm reset. It's always like West Milwaukee. It's always right next to a cricket mobile

[35:37] Everything or liquor store or liquor store. Yeah, or a smoke shop. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's architected

[35:44] There's designs targeted

[35:47] So Australians

[35:50] Okay top 10 most obsolete government entities. I don't know on the list. I don't know if that's worth digging into oh up

[35:56] Follow that's a great

[35:59] Baby

[36:01] Yeah, we'll see on that for the whole doughge episode

[36:05] What wait, there's a doge episode. No, I said we'll do a whole doge. Oh, we should man at some point

[36:10] Private donation better than welfare again the thing I feel like I've talked to dumb about a bunch of times

[36:14] I don't know if I brought this up with no

[36:17] Well, bear with me and I said your name, so I gotta know something cut it out. I don't care. Hi, I'm Dominic Damian Karoček

[36:22] My address is

[36:25] Walker Johnson work for Carp and Yankee

[36:31] They'll fuck you up

[36:33] so

[36:34] I've got who brought up but I was having some

[36:37] talks about government stuff and

[36:40] There's a lot of people that will point to Scandinavian countries because they have like

[36:45] They have essentially not a lot of business and government mixed up so they'll have like a lot of people would point to Denmark

[36:51] We're McDonald's a point we make $25 an hour like five years ago, and so that was like a big deal

[36:56] It's like oh look at the they have socialized government and medicine like they do that

[37:00] But it's mostly because business government don't mix

[37:03] So in this country a lot of people point to like

[37:06] You know with this doge stuff and for the audience Elon Musk and the vacuator but the idea of getting rid of government and these like

[37:14] These entities that protect the weak and vulnerable. I say that

[37:18] In quotes because it's I think it's it's just a lie when you look at the numbers

[37:22] We're like welfare is the biggest example of this right where

[37:25] welfare in 2023 I think about a hundred one point one million dollars got taxed to welfare

[37:33] But the return on the dollar through welfare is 30% when it comes out the other side of the government's where is it going?

[37:40] Oh, I mean name you name who has a corruption administrative bullshit bureaucracy

[37:46] It gets just filtered through that and don't get me wrong every

[37:50] Processing entity so like a private charity will have some overhead that your dollars not gonna come out the other side the same amount when they have to take a cut

[37:57] Right, well 70% caught though. That's pretty right and that's like that's

[38:03] We're talking like that's the standard and economists have they put to this massive paper detailing how they come to these conclusions on that dollar

[38:11] On the other hand in this country in 2023 private donations were about

[38:15] $330 billion private donations to places like salvation art all these charities that kind of supports the most vulnerable on the week or disabled

[38:23] And the return on the dollar for that is 70%

[38:27] So sick well here's the thing

[38:29] Yes, very sick

[38:30] But a lot of people will point to like hey if we start ripping out the systems like

[38:36] There's this idea that capitalism is this very selfish thing

[38:40] But here's a concrete example of when when people are are better off because also most of the nation comes from the richest people in this country

[38:48] By far like those numbers a lot of that money are from like the 90th percentile of the richest people most the donations

[38:55] They give the most money away. Yeah, when people are better off

[38:58] They they typically want other people to succeed. It's just it happens and it's

[39:03] Through capitalism so in this environment even now where we have welfare and a very controlled environment in a lot of taxes

[39:10] Private donation outbeats welfare because of the return on the dollar

[39:15] So it's like if you and they also showed as welfare spending goes down

[39:19] So we should be cheering for rich people to get richer for everyone to get richer dude

[39:24] There's a famous quote from I think Milton Freeman who says the one way to solve climate issues in this world is to make everyone

[39:32] Better off financially because when people you can care about other things dude

[39:37] And it shows across the board that the most polluted places have the poorest people India as a great example of this

[39:43] China as a great example where the poorest people are they pollute way more because

[39:48] A lot of times it's more you care about where you live now because you have the opportunity to be like

[39:53] Oh, I want to be alive. I want to live in this and it's just the proof is in the pudding. Yeah, and so it's

[39:59] I don't know man

[40:00] That that talk of we need to give government more money to like support welfare and social security and all these things where

[40:07] They just wander their money through those systems and take from us and they'll be like thank god's zero

[40:11] You would all die like that's always the same rhetoric that you use

[40:15] So hopeful thing that even in this mess that

[40:19] We're careful. Was there like a study don or something that yeah, I mean I can send you the papers. Literally

[40:24] Economist just took all the money that goes into welfare and where it's distributed to all the private donations

[40:31] All the charities that worked in favor with those donations and

[40:34] Were the money went afterwards? They just showed him like hey look this happens

[40:39] It's like that's great. It's it's fantastic man

[40:42] And it's not to say it's parallel to everything that the government does and the private

[40:47] entities do with a similar story across the board of like

[40:51] We get more dollar back when the dollar goes to a private entity that can only survive through making your life better

[40:59] As opposed to a government who goes

[41:01] Yeah, if you don't give us money, we're gonna put you in prison

[41:04] That's the reality of it. Yeah, so anyway, I'll get off my soapbox of welfare. That was beautiful. Thanks man

[41:12] I like how he told me to bear with it, but you didn't get to say anything either

[41:19] Well, I just

[41:20] So boxing no, I wanted to know this was the Evan show. It is my show

[41:28] Sorry address he lives at yeah, what you've never said names on here or you don't

[41:35] Oh, got it got it got it got it. No, don't leap out mine. I want to leave you know. Yeah, all right. How about this

[41:42] Ask him make up for tits, but tits can't make up for us the eternal battle

[41:47] Well

[41:48] The eternal battle, but I ask him is there even a battle there though? Can tits make up for us?

[41:56] I am surprised

[41:59] daily

[42:01] by the

[42:04] The sheer test

[42:09] Daily I was gonna say by the by what people are attracted to so

[42:15] We had our holiday party

[42:20] Like that how yeah, I thought that was a far but sound like

[42:25] But like I'm surprised by the thing like you would think like oh yeah, this person would for sure

[42:31] Like butts wife doesn't have one. You're like huh that's

[42:36] Crazy all right. I hear you and I told I told the agree in that

[42:41] I come across those situations, but I'm asking both all of us to think of this in like a vacuum almost where

[42:49] Can the ass make up for boobs as opposed to the boobs making up for the ass in the sense of

[42:56] I mean if you're lacking in one area. Yeah, like it's like it feels more like if someone has an entire

[43:02] I feel like I'm pretty split in the middle. I love boobs and butts. I don't know if I had like heavy strong preference, but it feels like

[43:08] I

[43:11] Big boobs can't make up for a lack of a butt. It's almost like that's a less common take I think the other way is much more common

[43:19] We're a butt makes up for boobs. Yeah. Yeah, where it's like say makeup

[43:22] Do you mean are we talking about this has got to be like from a guy's perspective

[43:27] sees girl and is like

[43:29] You don't have a butt, but you have huge boobs love it and or the opposite yes

[43:34] Where it's more common for the butt to make up for the boot. Yeah. Yeah

[43:40] Got it. Yeah, I think that's a more common. I hear people say that yeah

[43:44] And I in my head I go yes, right because it what with someone would know, but it feels less

[43:51] Woman like figure-esque. That's not a word obviously, but it and you can make there even for boobs

[43:58] But like when there's a girl has like wider hips are a bigger, but it feels more like a girl as a put

[44:03] Well, that's probably wrong too because if I see giant boobs. That's that's definitely

[44:08] But I think it's like isn't it like the like it's supposed to be like the term birthing hips

[44:13] Yeah, like if your hips aren't like if you just have like child hips and it's just straight things all the way down

[44:19] It's like are you like how are people attracted like it's not like

[44:23] Oh, this person is ready for children kind of well, I mean, I mean they're both they're both child-bearing things

[44:29] True, dude

[44:31] You don't throw babies in your chest

[44:34] But you can't even get the baby out. Yeah, you need right that's why it's the other priority. Yeah, there we go

[44:41] It's all come to

[44:42] This is making sense we're figuring shit out what we're doing

[44:46] So are we ask guys or we boob guys sitting around here? You said you were a half and half I think I started off as a boob guy

[44:51] When it's growing up. I think every guy does nope. No, no you're more of a butt guy, but really like you never like when you're a kid seen like

[44:59] Boob's and movies. I feel like boob's were just where it was at because also

[45:05] Yeah, boob's are just so different. I was the swimsuit like like the you know like the the classic camera angle at the when they're at the beach

[45:13] Girl butt walks by the screen. I was like nice

[45:16] That's things of course were nice. I was like oh nice, but like the walk by scenes were the ones hear me out here

[45:23] The boob's were a very mysterious thing for a long time

[45:27] Because it's like a butt you could see like to your point you could see

[45:32] But in a swimsuit

[45:34] But you you would almost fill in the blanks for the most part and a boob for a long time. It was like oh man

[45:41] What's under there like you did I did until I like saw it in a movie. I was like man a boob

[45:46] And a butt is like it to me. I was like I can see the butt and still great

[45:50] But the boob had so much mystery to me that I think that made me like boob so much more

[45:54] Do you stare into women's eyes when you have sex with them? They're boob's

[46:00] Do I now do you stare into their eyes? Are you having eye contacts? Oh, man, you're sounding real gay right

[46:08] Didn't see you going there got you. You're saying we're loving man

[46:13] Gayest thing you can do. Fuck it. I mean if I'm being honest. That's it's a hard one to do

[46:19] To look into someone's eyes while you're fucking it's not easy. I've never done it

[46:24] Really

[46:26] Really you've never once said like a you're made loved anybody

[46:32] Like holding eye contact. Yeah, not for like mint for like a you know you have a moment of like passion

[46:38] Yeah, not like the whole time. Oh my god

[46:42] That would be insane like student teacher where you're just gotta look at him and you're just like oh, huh

[46:50] So

[46:50] I'm saying even the short amount I've done it

[46:52] It's tough to be like all right. Let's hold this and be passionate and I just eventually be like all right

[46:58] We're fucking again. Yeah, but yeah, so to answer your question. Yes, Tom. All right. I have all right

[47:08] It's just more yeah, I guess I never had that thing they could have bee stings as Kanye West called him

[47:14] Oh top two bee stings top two bee stings

[47:17] I'm trying to think if I've ever

[47:20] Ask that and swallow up the jeez dress at the same time

[47:24] I've lived the opposite life of what I'm talking about because I have I have

[47:28] I'll never been with a girl who had really small boobs, but I've definitely been with the girl who didn't have a pot

[47:35] So maybe I'm just like the grass is green or on the other side kind of mentality

[47:38] Hmm grow up

[47:41] Yeah, but

[47:42] Get into good stuff. You know what I mean

[47:47] All right north green soldiers helping Russia fight Ukraine war. I think y'all saw this right now

[47:51] We're like they they start sending soldiers over to help in the in the bruh on the Russian side for the war

[47:58] Okay in the midst of this

[48:00] A lot of them became addicted to porn because they're given internet access for the first time in their lives

[48:05] Oh, yeah, and so there was crazy

[48:07] There was soldiers being just like I don't even know pulled back to be like court martial in North

[48:12] Great was probably just death because they just got addicted to porn

[48:15] Which imagine being like a grown man and seeing porn. I was that's that's a crazy thing like being exposed to that at what age like 22

[48:23] Oh man. Yeah, it's gonna be explosive

[48:26] That would completely blindside you and it's not even just like your

[48:34] Nationality you all the sudden have access to all the

[48:38] Yeah, probably people you've never because yeah North Korea. They don't see other you're walled off from the world

[48:44] And then suddenly you're getting BB dubs you're getting black. What do you

[48:50] What do you think their most searched is like if you had to guess now that's great

[48:55] Like what do you think you just discovered porn what are you searching?

[49:00] I can't I can't go back that far anymore you only

[49:03] That history is gone man. I can't relive that for the first time. I feel like you wouldn't even know what to search

[49:10] Yeah, like what are they so it's just like they get internet they got to get fed

[49:15] Faginans did they just Google boobs

[49:18] Like you think it'll work this maybe sex but they got they don't how do they search it like do they search it in Korean

[49:30] Sex in Korea their technology was equipped to like speak their language. I guess what I'm using

[49:35] But yeah, so they just searched sex that might be a good experiment of like

[49:39] What does the male mind go for without any context the outside like there? What is the first search would be a an interesting

[49:46] I feel like it would just be like us in middle school the first time we searched yeah, which

[49:51] Just like girls fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so probably something but it's hilarious to be like

[49:57] You are so turned on that you're willing to risk your life

[50:01] To look at yeah, I wonder what the punishment is oh probably that dude

[50:05] Cuz you're just jerkin off too much doesn't really yeah, they don't fuck around they just kill people

[50:11] Yeah, and like dude there must be just one guy in the squad like dude

[50:15] Check this out

[50:17] What am I saying yeah, I don't know man. It's just hilarious to be like we're sending our military there and they all get addicted to porn like

[50:25] We're taking them back

[50:27] I

[50:30] Well, at least we know we don't really have to worry about North Korea now. I think we ever did brother. That's fair

[50:37] It's like a fucking

[50:38] I mean team America world police fucking did it best of like actually in that movie they are a threat

[50:45] But the reality is they're just this like

[50:48] Falling apart and it's what happens when you have extreme communism

[50:50] It's just like

[50:51] There are 30 years in the past with technology. They like make all these fake

[50:56] Bullshit about having nuclear weapons and they like test these weapons and we get wind of it

[51:00] It's like they're testing rockets to just fall apart. Yeah, and we're like and even if they got it off the ground

[51:05] They would get shot immediately right that they're like it's not gonna get into this whatever fear and actually be able to

[51:11] Nuke any major city. Yeah, there are no reclures to doing any of those things to my knowledge. So

[51:17] Yeah, it is a weird rate. They got you right where they want you

[51:20] That's right kid

[51:23] Batchabazi you just said a word

[51:26] so listening to

[51:28] forgot where it was but

[51:30] The marine talking about his time in Kuwait during some of the Millions or more's and

[51:37] In Kuwait there's a lot of stuff that goes on there that he says that we just have to kind of let happen because we're there to do like military operations

[51:44] But batchabazi is this thing where

[51:46] You know apparently in a lot of places in Kuwait

[51:49] There's like boy heroms which are just like these like men who just

[51:54] Have a bunch of like children that they just have around them and fucking sell to all these people and they have

[52:00] Batchabazi's like the celebration of that where they like parade him throughout the streets and shit like that and it's just oh

[52:05] Just standard and his marines talking about like

[52:09] Yeah, you just a good marine or a raping marine

[52:12] This is I hope it was a good marine because he's talking about this one's a love story

[52:21] God damn national love baby

[52:25] So yeah, he uh

[52:28] This guy's describing these things like

[52:31] most people

[52:34] Aren't equipped to see that or even understand that that like if you went over there and was like you guys guys

[52:39] I just stumbled upon that yeah or if you go to try to stop it there like what the fuck are you doing?

[52:46] Yeah, like it's it's very parallel to like us going to the Middle East and going we're gonna spread our democracy and then going like

[52:52] What no we do this. Yeah, it's like this is what we do man

[52:55] We enforce our will on people and there's no getting around that and it's so

[53:00] Those things just don't get unworked as quickly

[53:02] But the boy heroms stuff was another level where I was like oh, I didn't know it was like that where it's just like

[53:08] Old men pimping out children and everyone being like fuck you ever and it's it's not even secret

[53:13] It's just no it's just out there and like our militaries well aware of it having worked over there for so long

[53:18] And you're like he's talking about like you have to work with these people because you're training these people

[53:23] So it's like people there on our side some of them oh god

[53:26] Yeah, because like the only way to be efficient over there is like to be friendly with the locals to some degree

[53:32] So you're like working with people who are like perating boy harems around

[53:36] And they're like

[53:39] I'm gonna say they probably get you think they get wrapped up in it. I mean

[53:42] wrapped up in terms of like they probably invite them along. Oh, yeah, they're probably just like oh, yeah

[53:48] Thank you so much for whatever. I don't know what their accent is but thank you so much

[53:53] Yeah, and then they just bring them over and they're like oh come we will feed you me and my boys and then

[53:58] A room full of boys and he's like get on him. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, dude

[54:03] So that's a reality also talk about this with one of our friends the other night

[54:09] The Middle East has just been this like bed of not not saying the people themselves but like

[54:16] Living a life in the Middle East has been mostly horrific

[54:21] Like

[54:22] Between the botchabalgy stuff to all the wars fought like we they've been fighting that it's been the same there for like decades

[54:29] Dude that area has been used as a proxy by both Russia and America for like

[54:35] Every war you can think of so like these these areas are just like

[54:39] non-stop conflict and extermination of races and religious groups and it's like

[54:45] All because we just like like fight. Hey you you go fight him and we're like no you you go fight him but it's like

[54:51] It there hasn't been peace it feels like and I can't think of another place in the world that is like

[54:57] It feels truly just like a war zone and nothing else. Yeah, and then out of that you have the the child heroms and all the other stuff

[55:05] That comes with like what is this place man that just exists over there

[55:10] But yeah, they probably don't get a lot of

[55:13] Exposure to other like they're not getting tourists and people coming over there and people like oh different cultures

[55:20] They're not there's not a French restaurant opening up over there

[55:24] Anything like that to get like religious tours though. I want to see the Holtley land. Oh, that's like Israel dude

[55:31] That's not like fucking like

[55:33] Where's mecca? Where's the Israel that is Israel really the mecca? Oh there. I thought that was Muhammad

[55:39] No, I don't think that would be and I don't think mecca would be in Israel

[55:43] Because that's like the that's Muhammad like Muhammad journey

[55:46] I are we talking about is there like a giant cube that they all run around? Yeah, I thought that was in somewhere in Israel

[55:52] Maybe I'm wrong because the walls in Israel yeah, I'll go touch the wall. Yeah, yeah, I don't think the big black cube is in got it

[55:58] Well, then that that place and yeah that the echo because I know what you're talking about yeah, like I think that one's more

[56:04] Islam yeah, and then

[56:06] Yeah, the wall being to that point though. I think the majority of the Middle East is is not like that like a Kuwait

[56:13] That you know, you can't free. I mean there was like a you know these stories come up every once in a while where a couple go tries to like

[56:20] Show the world how peaceful humans are in general and try to trap them those and get killed

[56:24] Immediately, it's like dude. No, that you can't go there

[56:28] They will and you also if you're

[56:31] Not native there you stand out like a sore thumb in terms of the way you look and then they go

[56:36] Hmm either they're gonna like it's right to me or you or just fucking murder you. Yeah

[56:42] Yeah, so

[56:43] America rocks dude it rules we are number one so great

[56:48] We are number one. We are number one. If you don't have a solution to the problem just shut the fuck up

[56:53] Oh, we all have to stop talking

[56:56] That work. This sounds like it's very very work. Oh, yeah, which you know

[57:02] You we hire new people we have these media's

[57:06] Not necessarily test sucks, but like people are just talking to talk and

[57:13] The long in my experience alone you work at a company the more like precious my time is to get stuff done

[57:19] Because you got a million things you got to do and so we're in a meeting and someone's just like

[57:24] I don't know wait. This is this is not the same thing. I'm thinking about

[57:28] This is actually in tandem with the military thing that we're just talking about this same arena was talking about one of his commanding officers

[57:34] When they're in some fire fights and how some people will break like freak out

[57:39] Like bowls will be going by and people will just like be like

[57:42] Ah, like you have something we'll have this response to just like the flight response to run or freak out or hide it

[57:48] What's going on? What's going like lose it? Yeah, and then he said that is lieutenant would always go if you don't have a solution

[57:53] Just shut the fuck up and that's it and typically that would work

[57:58] Which I never thought that would be you oh he says that in the moment in the moment

[58:02] Because people would be like what do we do? What's going on like questions with they're all like fear driven questions

[58:08] Yeah, and by saying if you don't have a solution stop everything that you're doing that's it

[58:12] Yeah, you you don't have to ask for the solution in that scenario because yeah, someone had it

[58:17] They would say it exactly right and then a solution is mostly going to be driven by action not question in those

[58:22] In like a fine situation. Yeah, so total gun relates to work. So I just think about something else

[58:27] I really had a bad time

[58:31] You should try that at work actually and then

[58:34] See if that helps your day. Shut up the fuck up

[58:37] Uh psychology is more important is more infectious than the flu also about the military. That's deep as fun

[58:43] He's all a lot of what have you been rabbit hole have you been going down there?

[58:47] Are you okay? I've been reading the Middle Eastern book which is just a whole but it's just the history of the Middle Eastern wars

[58:52] But then reading about Marines talking about that stuff or maybe they're not Navy SEALs

[58:55] Just special obstives and this same guy was saying that

[58:59] The

[59:02] The situation I just described is someone freaking out

[59:05] It is so infectious. So if you have one guy start going. Oh my god

[59:09] Oh, for sure

[59:11] It is so infectious that like it could ruin the whole situation by just one guy be like

[59:16] We're gonna fucking die that everyone just starts like freaking the fuck out which

[59:21] Interesting especially the leader so yes, what did you say that he did you shoot him? I think that's

[59:28] Yes, put him out. He just gave him a boy her own said them to quay. Got it. He had them be on their way. You're made for the boy her

[59:38] We're now we'll do one more of them. We'll just fucking call it

[59:42] Um

[59:44] We'll stand on this. Oh great evolution has a destination

[59:50] Hey, we just said

[59:52] All you've done in the last three of them is just say quotes

[59:56] All you've done is quote the last

[59:59] I can do whatever I want

[60:02] And we're not saying anything

[60:04] How about this do big anal lips mean big parts

[60:09] Big anal lifts

[60:11] Aino lips mean big parts. Oh, I thought you said anal lips like lift

[60:15] I don't know where I got that. What do you mean parts

[60:20] You want some

[60:24] Now you're acting like we asked for way so you wanted this go

[60:28] By the evolution has a destination. What does it mean where we had it? Where we go and give us the answers

[60:34] Uh

[60:39] Oh, I think it was actually from that arcane show

[60:43] What really you've got the show where there's like the victor this guy's like

[60:47] blends with some energy and it causes things to evolve super fast. Yeah, but I know

[60:52] I know maybe this is from the alien movie either one because in that one they're like

[60:57] There's a point to things evolving as opposed to it just evolving and adapting is that like there's a design

[61:02] This is kind of in the argument of

[61:05] Is is the this universe a design by god wherever force yeah, or is it something that's truly just a matter of fact

[61:11] I don't have like statistical means like this is all just happening because we're adapting to an environment

[61:15] But I think that when you start to drill down into things there there is a design

[61:21] Meaning if they're just designed there's a destination from all of this like we're headed towards some kind of point

[61:28] For a reason not necessarily like oh, we're just becoming human because we're becoming human

[61:33] Which into I you know when I read those things it makes me excited. It's like oh, dude

[61:37] There's an inherent point. You don't even have to act on it

[61:40] This is the point of being and on this journey will continue that way to a destination to which we do not know

[61:48] So counterpoint yeah, if if we were all designed why wouldn't we just start at the place

[61:55] Like why would we be designed to like grow towards something

[61:58] Because it's the growth is necessary

[62:00] Necessary it's about the journey. I think so. I mean yeah

[62:06] But we get on board yeah

[62:08] Makes sense hated it

[62:10] And with that we'll see you next time