Fake Problems
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Two guys solving problems that don't exist with the kind of deadpan confidence that makes you wonder if they're joking. They're not.
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Two guys solving problems that don't exist with the kind of deadpan confidence that makes you wonder if they're joking. They're not.
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The guys dive into the bizarre world of Olympic ski jumpers inflating their junk with acid for better performance, unravel myths about the gender wage gap, and reveal shocking stats about American military eligibility. Along the way, they toss in thoughts on AI bots hiring humans, the anime Death Note, confusing atomic charges, government food subsidies, and how AI might be dumbing down reading skills.
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From the Show
If you're going to live off someone else's money, you're going to get healthy food.one of the hosts
Ski jumpers are injecting their junk with acid to jump farther, and that’s somehow Olympic scandal gold.one of the hosts
Only 33% of young Americans can even join the military. The rest are too fat, sick, or blind.one of the hosts
Negative reinforcement isn’t punishment, it’s just taking something away to encourage behavior. Language is a trap.one of the hosts
Listeners
"I listen to this at work and had to pretend I was crying, not laughing."
Apple Podcasts listener"Two guys confidently debating things that absolutely do not matter. It's perfect."
YouTube comment"Like if Wikipedia had a dark sense of humor and zero editorial oversight."
Bluesky listenerThe hosts unpack the dark reality behind political assassinations and media attention, explore the unexpected psychology behind fights and bonds, and dive into relationship statistics that hilariously
WatchAbout
Fake Problems Podcast is what happens when two guys with too much free time and not enough impulse control start talking into microphones.
Every episode dives into the dark, weird, and absurd corners of life with the kind of deadpan confidence that makes you wonder if they're joking. Topics include nuclear accidents, cannibalism, penguin domestication, and whatever else seemed funny at 2 AM.
No guests. No sponsors. No filter.
New episode drops bi-weekly
Topics your therapist warned you about
No sponsors, no scripts, no filter