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The hosts cover a wild range of topics from a nuclear near-disaster caused by a dropped wrench to getting bullied by kids while playing pickleball. They dive into dark survival stories like a rugby te
In this episode, the hosts dive into the myths of lobster immortality, explore the bizarre world of AI horror. They also touch on cultural differences in diet and the implications of nuclear deterrenc
In this episode, the hosts dive into a range of topics from the absurdity of registering improv skills as lethal weapons to the dark humor of P Diddy's alleged antics. They also explore the complexiti
In this episode, the hosts dive into a range of topics from RFK's stance on Big Pharma and his grilling by Bernie Sanders, to the absurdity of gifting a 55-gallon drum of lube. They also explore the f
In this episode, the hosts discuss climate change skepticism, the potential eruption of Yellowstone, and the humorous concept of God's anatomy. They also share a funny encounter with bike cops and del
In this episode, the hosts dive into the awkward social dynamics of choosing a godfather, rant about the misuse of the term 'POV' online, and discuss the irony of saying 'I'm humbled' when receiving a
The hosts dive into various 'fake problems' including Ashley Madison cheating websites, persistent dating advice, and whether there are income caps on disabled people but not billionaires. The convers
The hosts dive into Michael Jackson castration conspiracy theories, debate the flaws of democracy and government efficiency, and explore random topics from James Bond's terrible spy skills to whether
The hosts return from holiday break to discuss various random topics including Project 2025, pet peeves about people saying 'I'm proud of you,' and whether bartenders should serve mentally handicapped
The hosts dive into bizarre topics ranging from towns with sexual names getting free Pornhub premium to North Korean soldiers discovering internet porn for the first time. They also discuss controvers
The hosts dive into various 'fake problems' including the psychology of Amazon reviews, the awkwardness of certain medical specialties, and a personal experiment with non-alcoholic beer. They also exp
The hosts dive into fascinating follow-ups including why powering the world with Sahara Desert solar panels could destroy the Amazon rainforest, and whether you can actually burp out a fart. They also
The hosts dive deep into controversial topics including historical labor dynamics, the psychology of female vs male pedophiles, and whether pedophilia can be cured. They also discuss modern phenomena
The hosts dive deep into uncomfortable territory, debating incest laws, sharing threesome experiences, and discussing a disturbing Reddit story about whether someone should tell their fiancé about a p
The hosts dive into various 'fake problems' including dating app pet peeves, coffee addiction struggles, and philosophical discussions about perception and relationships. They explore everything from
The hosts dive into fake problems ranging from quarter-zip fashion confusion to dating app morning messages, while exploring wild hypotheticals about gas-powered adult toys and prison simulation techn
The hosts dive into various pet peeves including people overusing '100 percent' as a response, the logistics of powering the world with solar panels, and the awkwardness of animal buttholes being cons
The hosts dive into research updates revealing Chris Angel as a complete fraud who pays audiences to react to fake magic tricks, then explore the wild world of naked dating shows and bizarre social ph
The Fake Problems Podcast tackles bizarre hypotheticals and observations with a special guest, covering everything from the social dynamics of petting strangers' dogs to why smartphones never appear i
The hosts dive into follow-ups from previous episodes including the giant seaweed blob that never materialized, then explore controversial topics like fake boobs being potentially transphobic, skincar
The hosts discuss various awkward and gross situations including cats eating their dead owners, drinking from a moldy water bottle, and a plane emergency landing due to someone having explosive diarrh
The hosts dive into various fake problems including the mystery of how modern magic actually works, the persistence of duck face photos on dating apps, and whether it's better to know what you look li
The hosts return from a break to discuss various fake problems including whether skipping grades is child abuse, wild middle school camp stories involving Axe Body Spray incidents, and Stephen Hawking
The hosts discuss a disastrous techno festival experience, dive deep into recent alien/UFO testimony to Congress, and explore various random topics from buffets to Down syndrome demographics. They als
The hosts return after a long break to discuss everything from half marathons and Mormon soaking practices to the importance of loving your enemies. They share personal stories about converting confli
The hosts discuss one member's transformative jury duty experience that restored his faith in the judicial system and gave him a sense of purpose he'd been missing. They also share a bizarre story abo
The hosts dive into movie analysis starting with 'It Follows' and its mysterious 1980s technology, then explore controversial topics like zoos, child labor laws, and whether animals are truly happy in
Two friends dive deep into coffee addiction, workout culture, and random philosophical tangents while discussing everything from David Goggins to medieval torture methods. The conversation covers thei
The hosts discuss their experiences with open mic comedy nights, share stories about family dynamics and awkward shopping trips, and dive deep into various topics ranging from military intervention an
The hosts dive deep into recent train safety issues following the Ohio derailment, sharing personal stories about concussions and college fight clubs, and discussing everything from corrupt politician