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Jesus Christ.
All right, we're back.
Technical difficulties, but we made it through.
We, you know, we're back with, we're back with,
the original co-host.
And what, that's just the truth.
Oh, I mean, you subbed in for the last one,
which it might be in the lost tapes.
I'm pretty sure in terms of substitutions,
black people are never subs for white people.
It's always the other way around.
Well, when, when it's not necessarily substitution,
it's more like we have nothing else.
We have to go with you.
I was primary in a lot of different ways.
Explain.
Cotton fields.
You couldn't have anybody out, you could have had
anybody pick them, but you were like, you know what?
Let's get these black guys to pick it for us.
Primary choice.
That's not primary.
In the back up, if we, once we got freed,
then white people have to start picking it.
That's, it's always starts with black people.
But the, but the easiest doesn't necessarily,
I mean, primary doesn't give.
Oh, it was easy, huh?
I mean, I mean, that doesn't make it like,
primary doesn't mean better.
That just means the one you chose, right?
Like the one that has precedence.
Yeah, and then a substitute would be like,
we gotta get this thing.
I'm saying black people are on the front.
You could argue that up until that time,
they had paid labor and they're like,
we could just substitute this with slave labor.
Damn.
Nice.
That's sick.
How do you feel about it?
How are, how do you feel?
How do you feel?
As, as a white primary, how do you feel?
So white.
How are cotton fields run these days?
Just machines?
Yeah, just like any other farm I assume.
They're not out there using cotton jins.
Are you sure?
I guess it's probably more advanced cotton jins.
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's probably just like tractors and stuff
and not like a field of people.
Well, I never worked for Van Gelder.
Van Gelder.
I don't know.
No, really?
You never had, was it offered?
Ever?
No.
I thought this was an awful thing.
Van Gelder.
I thought this was offered to all Midwest people.
So what do you want?
Van.
No, that is.
Van Gelder.
What do you mean offered?
Offered.
As it shows up in your house.
It's a summer gig.
Like they came to our school with applications and said,
anybody who wants to sign up to do this.
And it's literally, they put you on a bus, pack your lunch.
You go out to a corn field and they just line everybody up
like for each row.
And you just go down the row and you like detasel corn,
which is like, you get rid of the reproductive part
of the corn plant.
You just go off the top.
What was the demographic of the people in this field?
All kinds.
All right.
All right.
Just making sure.
They're probably like replaced eventually,
because I don't think they'd probably do it anymore.
Yeah.
I would imagine machinery were paying.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know why they had even back then
when you're in high school machinery would still.
They existed.
It existed.
But I don't know why we were out there.
Maybe some farms couldn't afford it, I guess.
Some like that.
Or just like get the kids paid program.
A mom and a pop chop.
Oh, maybe a labor.
Some of them are very man.
Maybe it was like some subsidized
to labor through the schooling system.
Yeah, I find it like that.
Because that just doesn't make, in this day and age,
to have kids like hand cutting corn seems.
Yeah, and it wasn't even cutting.
It was like, you have, if you didn't wear gloves,
you were using your raw hand.
OK.
And you would get so many, I don't even
know what you would call leaf cuts, corn cuts.
Oh.
Like you're getting cut with this very starchy, dry leaf
as you're reaching up.
It's taller than you when you got to grab the top
and pull it off and then come back down with it.
It sounds fucking awful.
And the record was never offered a corn position in high school.
You weren't offered a corn position.
No, and I lived, I mean, the area I was in was subred
but there's rural areas everywhere.
And it was a giant public school.
I wonder if it's a Wisconsin thing, more.
Or maybe they offered it to a mostly white school
because they didn't want a lot of,
because you had some color in your school.
I did.
I did not.
It was, I mean, it was like three other ones.
They were just like, you know what?
We got to get these white people to work with.
I see.
Got to learn them.
Got to.
Yeah, you guys like it?
Yeah.
How's this feel?
History lesson hits a bit harder now, does it?
How did we get on this topic?
Oh, picking cotton to picking corn.
It's funny that you experience like modern day
farm field picking.
You have worked the fields.
Yes, I have worked the field.
Which is why I was so passionate about, you know,
the start of this podcast episode.
I see.
It's all coming together now.
Yeah.
I got it.
I'll bottle it in.
Oh, yeah.
It's, it's healthy.
But there is something to be said about like,
when I imagine cotton farming modern day,
I do imagine just cotton jins.
Even though I know it's proud of missions and stuff like that.
It's like, it's still stuck in the same place it was
when it was slave labor was being used.
It is itself.
True.
And there was a lot of places that like, you know,
the war ended for the Civil War.
And like, people just didn't tell a lot of their slaves.
Like, yeah, they would, they would know.
Yeah, there was no one knew.
That's what Juneteenth is.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It was like the big and old.
When the South finally figured out that slaves were free.
But how this works?
So, got it, got it, got it.
So like news, but there was probably still pockets.
Like the high majority probably figured it out.
But then there's probably a couple of farms
that like were isolated enough that they could like tell
those people after Juneteenth.
Yeah, probably.
There's probably some interesting history out there
about those places.
How far after Juneteenth did they keep that shit going?
Yeah.
And they said like nine in here.
Are we at?
Like 1980.
Just still be like, wait, what?
What the hell?
One of those sundown towns, you know?
Yeah, which still have never been to one of those.
Have you been to one?
What does it mean?
I think there's a couple in Wisconsin, but I don't think
it's sundown town.
After sundown, if you're a minority, you shouldn't be there.
Because it's so racist.
Yeah, yeah.
Apparently there's sprinkled throughout the South.
Who?
And they say there's some in Wisconsin.
Really?
Yeah.
No fucking way, most of them.
They just try to lynch me once.
Yeah.
I got out.
Yeah, I got out.
Yeah, that's fine.
It was fine.
It depends on the time of year.
Like summer sundown are we talking?
Or like winter sundown?
Winter sundown.
Well, 4 p.m.
Well, but also like who's out and about trying to lynch winter?
It's an outside sport.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Well, they got stomobiles.
True.
Yeah, they can drag you with those.
Yeah.
They rip.
God.
Yeah.
So good points you bring up here.
Yeah, yeah.
Like I said, it's deeply rooted in here.
I see.
Well, anyway, I don't know how we got on that topic of the cotton picking.
Cotton picking?
Yeah.
But I don't remember how I started.
I don't know either.
Sick.
OK.
So with that, let's open it up.
Can women be pedophiles?
How about you start us off?
Because me?
Yeah.
What's your take?
Can women be pedophiles?
I feel like they totally are sometimes.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like it's happening more frequently now.
Where we're seeing specifically teachers.
As we progress as a society.
Which I don't know how many of that just
was back in the day.
They were like, oh, you fucked your teacher.
You're a guy.
It doesn't matter.
And now it's the lens of like this.
Yeah, exactly.
And now the lens is like, oh, wait, that's still pedophilia.
The question is, and I think this on the Lost Tapes episode,
we were talking about as a guy.
And obviously there's more.
There's more for, I'll just say it.
As a guy, it's pretty cool.
If I'm a 50 year old kid, all I'm thinking about is boobs and sex.
And if a hot teacher is like, yes, in my experience,
that would be phenomenal.
But I can see how the whole manipulating a child thing
is not right.
Because as a 15 year old boy, you are in a vulnerable state of like,
oh, sex is amazing.
And you just kind of let me try to talk if one's worse than the other.
Oh, I would tell, oh, that's a good.
That's what I thought you were.
Oh, no, no, that's great though.
I mean, I would be on the side of the guy one's worse
in terms of fucking children.
Like, guys are more preded, like, have more sexual urge.
Yeah, and like, I feel like younger women are, I don't know,
it seems more vulnerable than like a teenage boy.
Being one at one point, you know?
We're like, all I could think about was sex for a long time.
As opposed to-
You just got to set it in front of a teenage boy girl.
You got to kind of like, like, that's the whole grooming thing
where it's just like, you got to become there.
What do you call it?
Like, the person that they rely on kind of thing,
like, oh, I can only talk to him.
Like, there's so much more manipulation.
Bigger power difference.
I feel like there's so much more manipulation on a girl
than it is like a boy you're just like, hey,
you want to see this and then you want to see more?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's it.
That makes sense to me.
But it's, so yeah, I don't know.
I feel more that the older male to younger females,
where's I think-
We're talking about like everyone under-
Like, what do you-
Everyone under-
Like, what 18 to like a 18 with a 36 year old?
What does that have two times?
Yeah, I'd say below it.
I mean, obviously not into child range,
because then it's all terrible.
Like below, I don't know.
Like 17 and under with like a 40 year old.
Yeah.
Because 17 is legal in some states.
True.
Like 18 is legal.
But it will achieve in that it can make the argument
that that's insane.
Yeah.
Which is 16.
That's most states it's under 18.
Yeah.
So it's like 17.
And Illinois is like 16.
And then you go farther south.
It was just crazy.
I thought Florida was like the youngest one.
Which thing is-
Well, Florida, if it's that-
I know there's some southern cities that have like the age of 14
as far away.
Oh, fucking way.
Well, while we're here, you guys keep talking
and we need to find us out.
Because I've seen some southern states have ones
that are like shockingly low.
Why-
Yeah, because I just found that out.
Like maybe we're-
That they were like a year ago, yeah.
That they weren't all 18?
Yeah.
What were you looking at?
Why were you-
Why were you curious?
I'm curious.
I'm curious why you're curious.
16 is the lowest.
I've stayan corrected.
I was gonna say 16 make some sense, I guess.
Like we can trust you with a car.
We'll trust you to make your own decisions kind of thing.
Yeah.
17, Illinois.
17, Illinois.
Yeah.
But still 16, I-
I really actually don't remember how my mentality was when I was 16,
but I know it wasn't like very mature.
No, no.
Dude, God.
I don't think I was-
Now, I don't think I was-
Yeah, dude.
I'd say like 25 maybe.
I was like starting to get something together.
Yeah.
But I could be taking advantage of till 25.
Yeah, yeah.
By far.
But yeah, I don't know.
So we're saying it's legal to take advantage of someone so long-
advantage of someone so long as they meet the minimum age requirement of the state that you are.
I mean, I'd-
No.
I'd say it's the law so it's whatever.
I'm not gonna give that two shits, but like, I don't know, man.
It seems-
If I ever see like a 10 or 20 year age gap and someone is a teenager on one end of it,
I'm like, that doesn't seem like it should be happening.
Yeah.
You know, because it is.
So, cyber truck.
What the fuck?
I'm seeing more cyber trucks lately.
Yeah, it looks so bad.
I can't get over it.
That's because it's slowly getting like trickled out.
Like, they sign up for them so far in advance.
Yeah.
They say, hey, you can get yours now.
Hey, you can get yours now.
Oh, really?
There's probably a bunch of people in Milwaukee that have it like registered.
Yeah, there's amic of the car yet.
Yeah, they just haven't been said they can go and get theirs yet.
Yeah, I still don't believe why and you wouldn't buy that fucking thing.
Because they think they're saying it.
Do you really?
It looks so dumb.
It doesn't exist.
It's not when it's matte black with black wheels.
That's so powerful though, it's kind of no problem.
And it's 80,000 pounds.
How much does an average truck weigh?
Probably like four.
Why do you need to-
What is it doing more?
I'm like-
It's a tank.
It's literally a tank.
That can take out-
Okay, maybe if it look cooler, I'd be solving that-
You've never been inside.
It looks real.
Awesome, inside.
You've been inside one?
Yeah, both of my bosses have it.
I took a his and hers picture at work the other day because they both have the same matte black finish and everything.
So, yeah, I did that.
And they both-
It's bad at it.
They both keep it a little raised.
So it's like a little-
Because you can raise it super, super high so that you can like go through swamp land with it.
Or you can keep it really low if you just want to like not-
Not have a very high car, basically.
I just so-
I think there's so many more cool cars.
Like I'd rather have a Ford Raptor instead of that thing.
What?
Which are awesome trucks.
How could you say that?
Who are you?
Do you even know what a Ford Raptor is?
Yeah, it's like a giant wheel like-
Well, truck like it.
No, it's just a super beefy like F-150 that's been turned.
Like they can go entirely off road anyway.
There's like videos like flying through the deserts.
And that the cyber truck can't do that.
Yeah, it can.
I've seen videos of them running to all kinds of issues all over Reddit.
Name one.
Tons of them.
Yeah, they have no crumples zones.
That was a big one.
Crumples zones?
Isn't that bad for accidents?
It's bad for other people.
Great for you if you're in the truck.
I thought the crumpling-
Just wasn't that-
That absorbs impact, I thought, when there's crumples.
It does.
But it-
It more so like other cars have crumples zones.
So it just fucks them up even more.
So-
Okay, time out.
You go back to like 1960 where like no cars had any crumple.
They're all like just giant boats, steel, whatever they are.
The accidents were like people bounce around like pinballs.
Yeah.
Regardless of the car.
I think another component is so much heavier than most cars.
So it like crushes them and has us-
So it just-
Dominates any cars?
Yeah.
So much inertia.
It just plows through everything.
How is that-
I just don't like how it looks.
How is that?
It plows through everything.
All right, you want to be safe on the road, dude?
Get a cyber truck.
That's not what anyone is saying.
That's what every person signed up for.
I want to crush your hefty-
Get a cyber truck.
I'm just saying if you had the money, that's the truck, you would buy that car.
No, if I had $100,000, I would not buy a cyber truck.
And you had to buy a car.
Is that a much of a car?
Yeah.
Like right now-
I think retail right now is 100.
It might be like 80 MSRP.
MSRP.
But people are paying $100,000 off-market.
Like the minute someone gets it, they just flip it and sell it.
Really?
Yeah.
Just people don't want to wait.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just-
Again.
If I was like, I'm going to go buy a car.
It's the last thing I'm going to buy.
I'm on board with other Teslas in terms of like-
How they are, I guess.
Like I've only been in a couple, but the truck one I can't-
It just looks-
Yeah.
We can get off the stop of now.
You're just not a fan of straight lines.
I get it.
You're so not straight.
Yeah, we're finding more and more out than I'm just gay as hell.
Yeah.
Did we finish up on pedophiles?
No, no.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
There's something else we have to unpack.
Because we talked about it last time, but I think it's worthy of being up.
Getting inside the head of a pedophile for a woman.
I feel like it has different.
I think you brought this up last time specifically.
You said something along the lines of the motives have to be different.
Because for a guy pedophile, it's like-
It feels like almost total dominance and manipulation,
but for almost purely sexual stuff.
And then I think you were asking the question of like what it would be like-
Yeah, like what does a white as a woman do?
Especially since she-
If she's an attractive teacher, we have hinge, we have ten-
We just be partially naked and she will get plenty of men that she could choose from so-
And then I think I said,
Because I think women tend to lean more towards companionship,
then like as opposed to men being like very truly like,
they could go have sex with someone and just be done with it more frequently than females, I think.
And that a woman manip-
Say she has all those options from Hedge,
there's still-
There might be something in her that makes it harder for her to like maintain a relationship,
and by manipulating a younger person, it's someone of a guarantee that they're bound to you.
It's easier.
It's easier to be like,
this person is mine and I fully have control,
whether it be sexual or not, and granted all these people are-
I feel like that makes it a power thing still.
Still, but I think it through a different route,
as opposed to a man's more like,
I want this for sex and control for size.
Women's powers, like you won't leave.
Yeah, I think, again, this is all-
This is all deep theory.
We could ask.
I said we should-
Yeah, we should bring one on the next spot.
A woman-
A female pedophile?
Yeah.
We just got a find of one.
I mean, do they have-
They got outlets at prisons, we can just like put the mic up to the thing and be like-
They got the sexual offender registry that we can just look at.
Oh my god.
All one of them.
Hello, hey, we got a fucker.
What is-
They're doing statutory rate-
Oh, and they're mine, I just answer my own question.
That's such a silly question.
What is statutory rate?
I was gonna-
About TAS was the difference between the two and rape is obviously like aggressive rape with someone didn't want statutory just an age difference.
Right.
Yeah, that's gotta be it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Like a 16-year-old dating man.
Yeah, I think it's like closer an age too.
No, I think-
No, I think-
No, I think-
No, I think-
No, I think-
No, I think-
No, I think-
No, I think-
No, I think-
No, I think-
No, I think-
No, I think-
Uh-huh.
Rape would be like, I'm having sex with you and you are not consenting.
Yeah.
What you know.
Statutory.
But it isn't like-
Yeah.
Isn't it also statutory rape and like-
It's like a 20-year-old and a 17-year-old?
Yeah, but it's-
But it's purely just because of the legal age limit.
It would still be statutory but it was a 40-year-old and 17-year-old.
Yeah, I think, I'm not a lawyer.
But you know, I've been in a lot of statutory rape cases so-
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tough.
I've been there.
I've watched it.
So many, countless.
Yeah, that draws.
That draws.
This is-
This is him.
Yes, I'm sitting there.
I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, wow.
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah.
They draw-
They draw them after they bring them in.
Yeah.
That's like, man.
Look at you.
We like to make art of these guys.
It's a dress, beautiful.
Alright.
Well, I think we beat that one to death in a good way.
Has anyone been cured of pedophilia?
Did we talk about that one?
I don't-
I don't think so.
Let's talk about it.
It's a pondering.
Well, we're on the subject.
Do you think it's curable?
First of all.
What's that thing where they put a hot poker into your brain and-
Lobotomy.
Separate it?
Oh.
Oh, yeah, that is a lobotomy.
Well, that-
Well, there's-
So like, people who have seizures sometimes, there's this thing called the corpus clasms.
That connects your two hens of your brain.
Okay.
And sometimes by severing that thing, it'll treat epilepsy.
But I don't think that's what you're talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're talking about when they literally go and they just like mash up the frontal lobe.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, take a nice pic and go through your eye.
Yeah.
Nice.
But, Lobot, I think that would cure it.
I think-
I'd imagine so.
Probably only because the rest of their, like, functions-
It's not functions, but their mental functions would also go like it wouldn't be themselves.
So let's-
Let's see you just kill the person.
No, you don't.
You kill, you kill the-
They're alive.
But are they-
They're immestible.
How about let's go non-surgical, can it be cured?
Because you could-
You could make the argument that anyone's, like, behavioral issue could be cured by damaging their brain, right?
Like, we could just change who you are by damaging your brain, as opposed to-
If you're a pedophile, can-
Can you be cured through psychotherapy or some awakening to a higher power and be like, I'm done fucking kids?
Can that happen?
Not with TikTok around.
How about-
Just doing the kids, man.
Kids on there doing all those dances?
You kidding me right now?
You never know.
Starting to sound like pedophile, man.
There's so many kids, man.
There's so many kids, man.
There's so many kids.
What are you gonna do?
Dude, that-
It is fucked up how many men, like, older men follow those accounts.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Do I stay off that thing?
I've never had TikTok.
Yeah, every time, like, one of our friends-
That-
Send something to us and it's like,
You need to sign into TikTok, I'm like, no.
Yeah.
And now Instagram requires it too.
I don't have Instagram, I don't have TikTok, I don't have Twitter, but like-
People keep sending me stuff from Instagram.
Take TikTok as a way you have to make an account.
Like, I'm not fucking watching this shit.
But anyway, I digress.
Can we cure it?
Can it be cured?
Or is it an affliction that you think just-
You have.
Because, like, sexually, I feel like you can't really change people sexually.
I don't know, I don't think people go from being gay or-
Like, they don't just-
Can pray the gay away.
Yeah, like, that's proven to just not work.
So, like, I feel like-
Therapy.
Damaging though.
Or again, physical-
Try it.
I don't think that works either.
Yeah, not to-
For gay stuff, probably.
Yeah.
I know that there's some-
No, no, no.
I think it falls-
I think sexual stuff.
I think there's something with the wiring that gets locked in when you're young.
And I-
I should say this too.
I think that-
Gay-
I don't know if-
I think there's two versions of sexuality.
I think there's-
Maybe one that you're born with and it's somewhat inherent.
But then there is something that's somewhat learned, but it's so early and you can't undo it.
Like, I don't know if you're born sexually aware.
I think there's some experiences that shape it.
And maybe help it along.
Throughout the process.
And, you know, it goes without-
People who are pedophiles have been severely sexually abused.
So it's like there was some shaping there that happened.
Yeah.
That being said, I don't-
Because of the prey, the gay way thing has never worked.
I don't know if pedophilia could be undone.
Just like how heterosexuality can be undone.
Well.
Fuck.
Pride, pride fest.
Pride mo-
You've probably most-
You've probably most-
You've probably most-
You've probably most-
You've probably most-
You've probably most-
I don't know if-
Is there anything similar we can compare it to outside of-
Like, um-
Like, um-
Like, uh, similar in the sense of like-
Something that's worked like of-
Like, what-
What does get cured through therapy?
Uh?
For any of those-
I think most of it's just like coping-
Like, I'm-
In my head I'm thinking like alcohol-
It's usually that you just deal with it.
Yeah.
In my head I'm thinking alcoholics and then they accept that they're alcoholics and then it's like-
They do everything they can not to have the first drink.
But then once they have the drink-
Yeah, they're always alcoholics.
Yeah, they're always alcoholics though kind of thing.
And I think that would be the only air quotes cure-
Yeah.
For a pedophile would be like-
You know, don't have the first child-
Because then after the first one-
Oh, God.
Maybe some like-
Like, their beers-
Yeah.
Don't have one, man.
I can't even have one.
I can't even have one.
I'm driving the night I can't have one.
Yeah.
I think that's-
I think that's when-
It's-
It's super sad.
So is-is it predisposed?
Do you think it's-
Do you think it's the same thing as what you were just saying with sexuality?
Yeah.
I think that one is-
Because you can like-
It's like the worst crime.
I know.
But you could also argue that like-
You can-
Like, people can become depressed because they're situations.
So you can make the argument that some behavior can be shaped.
And I think that the younger you are-
The more deep that kind of wiring stays with the sexual abuse being-
That's that.
But then you can also make the argument that like-
The Catholic priests that aren't-
Were weren't molested and they still choose-
There's-
There's definitely pedophiles out there that weren't molested.
And they choose to do that.
So I don't know what their situation would be.
Just that-
But you can make the argument that it's a power thing just like with the-
Women pedophilia we're talking about.
And the fact that they don't have-
I feel like there's gotta be some cases that could be cured.
Just like-
I feel like there are depression cases that legitimately do get cured.
There's others words like you're always depressed and you cope with it.
I told you agree with that.
I think the sexual stuff is different.
Yeah, I think there's a-
There's a layer there that-
It's like something-
Because depression-
They are-
Can be very serious illnesses, depression, anxiety, bipolar, I guess is more serious but like-
They can be treated to a point where you can almost not experience the symptoms of depression.
As opposed to like-
Sexual stuff.
There's no like undoing sexuality.
Speaking from a purely heterosexual point-
Like there's no thing that can make me not feel that way.
Right.
Like I don't know-
And that's like chemically induced or something like-
There's never been a moment in my life where it's like something undid that.
I guess we needed to find what the cure would be.
Like what if someone always has that urge but they never fuck kids again.
Or never look at child porn.
So the cure?
I would say the cure would be they don't have the urge.
Okay.
Because that's just like the coping thing.
It's like you can only ever treat alcohol with it all that shit.
You're like you're still just fighting it every day.
And it's like that's gotta be.
I would just fuck to kill myself.
The big tough one to be fighting.
Yeah dude.
I would end my life so quick.
Like how-
Your biggest urge is like the worst thing on the planet.
Every day.
Yeah.
And you can't make it stop.
Yeah.
Like.
And you're on a registry probably-
Or even if you're not, you're like living in fear every day.
Yeah.
Like I'm gonna end up on one and every-
And dude, think about-
My family, my friends and all that.
Think about how strong that urge is.
Because those people still with the stigma that that act holds.
They still do it.
So imagine how strong that is.
Yeah.
That's in-
Dude, I'm telling you.
And to undo that-
That sounds a Louis CK, but he's like it must be so good.
If they're still doing it.
Oh my God.
It's so funny.
Dude, that's so good.
Holy fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I don't think it'd be undone.
That's kind of what the camp I'm in.
But maybe one day we'll have a way to just-
Oh, this is what-
So our-
Our pedophiles is a certain age demographic.
Like active-
Yeah.
People who get caught for having sex with kids or watching child porn.
Are you saying like the pedophile or age?
The pedophile.
Oh.
I don't know.
Because I'm like as we get older, our sexuality decreases.
Yeah.
Do they grow out of it as well?
I don't know because the Catholic priest thing would go-
They're mostly older dudes.
That's why I think there could be-
Yeah.
I feel like that could be reversed.
Yeah.
versus like an inherent.
I was abused as a kid.
Sure.
And why are they always white?
That's a-
Dude, you really don't hear about a lot of black people fucking kids.
Mm-hmm.
True.
That's a good point.
Because every time I hear about pedophiles,
do you think it's just maybe just not reported as much?
Or it might just be like a majority thing.
Like it's not reported as much.
Right.
There's more white people.
So they're doing more pedophile stuff.
Maybe the percentage is the same.
But there's also like cultural upbringing and whatever else.
But there's also like-
Because you gotta imagine, I mean, call me a guy who likes data.
But-
That's not what we're gonna say kids.
To not know what we're gonna say.
These urge have been killed by a pedophile.
Call me a pedophile.
Call me a pedophile.
But like a lot of lower income situations regardless of race tend to just have higher rates of sexual abuse, violence just by far.
As you get more well off, the rates of those things tend to decrease.
Mostly because of necessity of doing those things.
And people just having situations that breed more terrible things.
Yeah.
So to think that one culture would not have that.
I would just probably lean the way of like,
they don't get report as much because the police don't do anything about those situations at those levels as opposed to-
Could be.
When white people are getting raped or molested, they're like, oh, that's a big story.
Yeah.
And I'm not-
The talent story's out of the shirt.
And I'm sure that if people are bringing like a higher class thing-
Right, right.
Like that stuff happens all the time with-
For sure the much.
Yeah.
So, you know, and there's probably data out there somewhere of like, oh yeah, people are just getting sexually abused all over the place and lower income populations.
I would probably think it's more in those places.
Interesting.
Yeah.
But I could be wrong.
I just, I don't know.
I also don't know like how, again, if you were sexually abused, how it starts, if you weren't sexually abused, I have no fun to clue.
All that being said, I don't think it's can be cured.
It's happening all the time.
It's everywhere.
It priests are doing it.
Lower income communities are doing it.
Who's not doing it at this point?
Oh, God.
It's here to stay.
Well, you can make the-
You can make the-
Hold on.
Hold on.
It built this contra-
Damn it.
One can make the argument that it was a lot more okay the farther you go back.
Like everyone will point to the Greeks as like, they all had just fuck boys.
Like literally, boys that they would just fuck and be like open about it.
Like this is fine.
And now where a place where like, it's not fine.
People are still doing it.
But we're like, we should not be doing this.
And the game of Thrones books, you're a man when you're like nine years old.
Yeah, there is something to be said to about like, you know, we watch these like historical biopics of like Elvis or whatever.
And you like, marry a 14 year old and it was like, oh, wrong, wrong, not good.
But in those times, like no one is going-
It was so chill back then.
The rules were so weird to be asked.
No one was like looking at that and going, it's wrong.
Like most people were like, really?
Even then?
I think so, dude.
I think like that was-
Was it because you was Elvis?
Uh, I mean that probably had a lot to do with it.
But there's, I think there's a, you go back 50 years and like, people don't care as much.
Romely so, I should say.
I mean obviously a 40 year old today, like a 24 year old is fucking crazy.
We definitely think more today about like power dynamics and what you can manipulate.
Yeah.
I don't think any of that stuff was existed or even talked about I should say in those times.
And then like, I mean, there's a reason why whenever we look at these rock stars or pop stars,
a lot of them have dated, like Jerry Seinfeld dated that like 16 year old girl eats 35.
And it's like, no one was saying anything until now.
Like it's an issue now.
Yeah.
And like back then a lot of people were just doing that.
I don't even know that Jerry dated a 16 year old.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Did his pictures all over of him and that girl and like it was just like, this is fine.
Which state?
Huh?
Which state?
New York, I would think.
Check the laws.
I mean, or did the laws change?
Yeah, I guess maybe the laws probably were different too.
Maybe it was low and they just keep creeping it out.
There could be a time also where that was not even a law.
Yeah.
Where it was just like, I don't know.
I feel like it wasn't Jerry Seinfeld's day though.
Yes, yes.
I'm sad for sure.
Yeah, I'm sad.
There's no law of New York.
I mean, it's a green, that's a fairly blue state.
Well, now we got Leo de Caprio just dating 25 year olds.
He's kind of just taking it to a legal level.
Yeah.
He's doing the same thing.
Which, you know, it just, it's not going judge on Leo.
It's just like, why would you do that?
That's better for sure.
Way better.
But why would you want to, I guess, the question.
Like they're hot, but then it's also like, he's like, gotta be almost 50.
Yeah, he's getting up there.
Like you're, you gotta be so different.
Like brain wise.
I think he just wants to fuck.
True.
But then why?
You're getting to show them through the world.
Yeah, they're amazed every time.
Yeah, you can like find a new one.
But does that feel like you're like, have a child with you?
Probably.
Yeah.
You're on to something there.
You're on to something there.
You're on to something there.
Like that, it's nice to have something like, wow, but to have that like on everything.
That's shy, but he's our characters.
There's what we're talking about, dude.
They're the most like egocentric people you can imagine.
There is some vanity going on.
And they're extremely insecure.
Most of them.
Yeah.
Which I hate to think that because I love Leonardo DiCaprio.
I know.
It's just so strange.
Probably is.
Probably is, in secure.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Well, should we move on past the pedophilia thing?
Or do we have to put some good time into pedophilia?
Yeah, so we move on.
Some of that new axe body spray flavor.
Yeah, black vanilla.
We're bringing it back to black.
Can it be black vanilla?
I don't think, is there, are they just, what, what does that mean?
Black vanilla.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's a real thing or not.
Continue your conversation.
No, I saw a commercial for it.
It's real.
No, not the body spray like black.
Oh, the flavor.
Oh, I see.
Like an actual species of black vanilla or something like that.
I would assume it's probably just vanilla.
Yeah.
I would.
Black people.
Wow.
Specifically.
Wow.
I would imagine it's probably just like lean to a PC culture.
Like it's the black vanilla.
I don't, I don't even know why they would call it black vanilla.
I don't know.
What are black?
Nothing.
What was that thing?
I don't know.
It felt like a real thing.
It felt like a move to like appeal to boys.
Black people.
Black vanilla.
Oh, they.
It's real.
Black vanilla is real.
Yeah.
It's the highest quality of gourmet vanilla, the product.
Wow.
Exceptional beans.
Cut that.
Black vanilla.
Black.
Black.
Black.
It was as opposed to white vanilla beans.
Yeah.
I don't know what color that was under the hood.
A different color.
With as opposed to white vanilla beans.
Yeah.
It's an extra tendon in the hood and they
can jump way higher.
Those beans $1.
I think what you said, the curing process makes them black.
Yeah.
Well, it says of product of beans farming and curing they just burn
the shit out of them.
Yeah.
It's curing.
It's way more expensive.
Um.
Just glad axe is still doing it.
I thought they had been gone.
I thought they were gone, but I guess they have teenagers never go away.
True, yeah.
But, because they have, I mean, some of the coolest commercials when we were younger.
That locker room with X fumes in it will always exist.
Oh man.
That, do that smell mix would just be yo is just so awful.
Yeah, yes, correct.
A beautiful thing.
Something of majesty.
All right.
Oh, what you got.
The black extract is usually from pure.
I just imagine a lab where they're just like siphoning us out of black people.
This is the black vanilla.
This is the lab with IVs.
It takes so good.
All right, should you get my ASMR?
Just get right up to that mic.
Just make some noise.
You want that black vanilla?
Can't wait to hear what that sounds like.
That's what I was trying to make people wet.
Just trying to go to bed, man.
People listen to what I like.
Oh, no.
It's warbing left and right.
Oh, so good.
All right.
You ever seen this subreddit called glow ups?
Yeah.
OK.
Yes.
So you know what the concept is right?
It's like before and after as if people looking not so great.
I think I know where you're going with this.
OK, well, we'll see.
I feel like so many people post like them when they're like seven years old,
which is like, and then they post them when they're like 30 and they're like glow up.
And I'm like, yeah.
But like, no, it's just like you grew up.
You didn't just maybe you, I don't know.
You just look so, you don't look like a child anymore.
Yeah.
Like I don't think in my mind that also that also implies, I feel like the concept of a
glow up is like you get more attractive.
Yes.
That also implies we're gauging a kid as a child.
Oh, that's a real.
Oh, shit.
Cut that.
Put it in.
And we're back home base.
That's a great point.
I never thought about that.
And they're doing that to us to make their plan.
Oh, man.
Those fucking monsters.
It's all it's all a play.
Was my unattractive as a seven year old?
Oh, man.
Like that's what they're saying.
Well, you're, you're me out.
Will you go to the fandom?
Hear me out.
Inheritably, except for pedophiles, inherently a seven year old is unattractive.
So it's almost like to me an easy way of them being like, well, yeah, obviously this
thing is unattractive and ugly.
I entered the sexual market by default.
Yes.
And it's just like inherently, I look at it like, yeah, gross.
And then you see the men's like 35's like, no, they're pretty hot.
Every seven year old gross would have.
So gross.
But no, it's I see I've most of the posts on there are that or maybe, and maybe that's the
whole point of the subreddit, maybe, but I just don't see how it's like.
I thought it was supposed to be like all ages, all creeds, whatever, like high school,
nerdy with the, what do you call it?
The old school retainer.
Oh, yeah, like outside of the mouth retainer.
Oh, like a head like night gear.
Yeah, like, yeah, yeah.
They're wearing that out in the day.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Where are you?
Where are you talking about like the mouth retainer that you put in at night?
No, like they're like braces.
Have you ever seen the braces outside of their mouth like in movies?
Like I don't know when they stop pulling my brother.
But I thought it was for like night time.
You put that shit on.
No, there was a damn like people people walk day walkers.
Oh, no, no.
The day I'll go with like that thing on their head.
I don't know when they stopped doing it and how like relevant it actually was in the
world.
But like that kind of stuff is what I thought the glow up was where it was just like my
teeth were really messed up or whatever.
Like I had a unibrow.
Yeah, yeah.
But then I learned about grooming and fashion.
Yeah.
And then that's the glow up.
I do get the thing of like look at my middle school picture, how ridiculous I looked and
look at me now in kind of a non-sexual way.
Just like I have my shit together now.
But also everyone looks like shit.
No one looks good when they're 10 years old.
Yeah.
Like I don't know.
You look pretty good.
That's pretty odd as 10 year old.
I do I feel like the before picture should be 18 and up.
Yeah, I think but even then you could argue that like there's so much growing.
Yeah, like the dude who didn't know that I would put like a three year window on it maybe.
That'd be good.
Because that's like that's something where your body alone through growing can have
enough of a change.
I don't think you'd have to do physical altercation of some kind.
But again, and then everyone's going to come across one where someone's like I worked
out for two years and like nice.
Yeah, yeah, like this is it.
It's like that's a glow up in my opinion.
So anyway, yeah, you don't get to say glow up if you just kept living.
Right.
That doesn't seem like a picture of me is like a newborn and be like glow up.
Like a picture of me as a fetus.
That would be hilarious.
I wonder if you posted that in that chat.
Probably do pretty well.
What the reaction would be.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I do want to go.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Next one.
Hockey match started with 5v5 brawl and opening seconds.
Right.
I probably saw a video somewhere.
I saw that.
Yeah, okay.
I think it was all I remember.
Yeah.
Yeah, just like they drop the puck and everyone threw the gloves down and just started.
Have you seen that before?
I didn't know that happened until I saw it.
Same.
I thought it was only like a one one.
I guess it was coordinated, right?
It was like, yeah, which I thought was crazy.
Like the teams knew they were going to fight.
Yeah.
And they put out their fighters on the starting line.
I mean, yeah, people that normally wouldn't start.
Yes, and bruises.
And then they just all dropped the gloves and started fighting.
It's pretty cool.
I hope that I hope that never gets away.
Yeah, it is pretty nice.
It's the only sport that allows fighting.
Yeah.
Whoa.
My new career.
New career.
UFC allows a lot of fighters.
They true.
No, no, they don't.
No, they have gloves on though.
How he doesn't.
Why does a UFC do like 2v2, 3v3?
They've been trying that out and like Russian stuff.
You see really?
They had like a big fat guy versus two girls.
Oh, he's just beating the shit out of them.
He wasn't even fat.
Just a huge dude versus like two twins.
Like Tony will do.
Oh, wait, that was Eddie Hall.
And one of them got fucking destroyed.
That was Eddie Hall.
Eddie Hall shouldn't be in a ring with anyone.
He's a freak of nature.
He's one of the, he's the strong man of the world.
Yeah.
So like his punch must feel like you're getting hit by a literal.
And they weren't touching him for like the whole time.
So he got in the middle.
He's like, come on.
And then one of them, one of them like occupy him for a second.
So he was distracted with one of them.
And the other little guy thought he had an open shot.
And last second turns over.
Clocks are just knocks him out.
It was crazy.
I'm all for that.
These sports that are like, that are like, that's the violence I want.
You want to get right away classes?
I guess if you agree to it.
Yeah, yeah.
Like let it be a carnival man or a circus, I should say.
I'm just like, if these people want to fight, do it in any configuration you want.
Man, woman, child, monkey, whatever it may be.
Let it happen in the right way ever.
Yeah, dude.
And if they, again, if they want to do it, fucking get after it.
That's awesome.
I'm waiting for someone to fight a gorilla.
I mean, that's so quick.
That's a, that's a, that's a great one.
Destroy any hall.
Come on.
Dude, they get, I forgot.
I've read a long time ago.
A gorilla would ruin any of them and be like, dude, they're like, I want to see where
he goes.
Like they did the analysis because there's this thing that like chimps are really strong.
Cause they have like, they have like a time and like 1.7 times the strength of per pound
of muscle that any human has because of the way their muscle, like their muscles are
and their skeletal system is.
So you only imagine what a gorilla is like when they're not only way more than a human
and they have the strength of a ape.
Like they got to be able to just bench like 2500 and be like, man, this is fine.
Man.
You ever seen that video like 400?
There's like a, there's like a, people going through on and like a safari and then like
there's like a troop of gorillas walking past them and like what people are supposed to
do is you just sit there and you look down as they pass and one of the gorillas just grabs
one of the people by the legs and just starts pulling them.
And like as if you're pulling like a shoe across the floor, just like it's walking by
and just like grab the foot and like drags them 20 feet and let them go.
But like effortless dude.
I just want to let you know I could destroy it.
And we're talking like a full grown man.
Just like a 200 pound guy just like, yeah, here we go.
And there's a in Napar Gatsys latest stuff.
He talks about he had a carnival like when he was a kid, you could fight an orangutan.
They had an orangutan with gloves on and you could pay to fight it and it would just
beat the fuck out of people.
Yeah, dude.
They're so strong and the right thing is pretty big.
Yeah, they're not small.
Right.
Yeah, they got reach the length on the arms.
Yeah.
Dude, yeah, his joke.
He's like, everyone's like, but it's so skinny.
They're like, no, it's so strong.
Dude, that would, I mean, you ever go go to any weird farm?
She like that growing up.
No, I guess that's an extreme crazy.
That's crazy.
But like they, I mean, there was places, you know where goberts is in Illinois.
So famous pumpkin farm, but they did.
They'd have like the kind of weird ship where they have a bunch of ponies like hooked
up to a circle thing that you could like ride and just go in a circle.
Go on that.
But on that and then they would, every once in a while they have like exotic animals,
like a giraffe would just be there or like they'd have a bunch of ostriches just chilling.
And my, what my grandpa got bit by one because he was putting his fingers in the
occasion.
It was ripped his thumbnail off.
But like, like, were they getting these animals?
It's just a pumpkin farm and there's hosting exotic animals.
Yeah, for the Midwest and a pumpkin farm.
Yeah, it was very strange.
That's why people love going to it.
Like if that's what's going on at pumpkin farms.
Cool.
I mean, yeah, yeah, it made for a great time.
If you told me I could see a giraffe outside of a cage, I would travel pretty far to that.
Yeah, no, and you could ride camels there.
That's cool.
Yeah, that's pretty sweet.
But I guess that's more okay.
They ride them everywhere in the Middle East, right?
Oh, I thought you were just saying like there's camels around here.
Like yeah, there's people going up and down the street.
All right.
All right.
Anyway, I don't know what we were talking about last thing, which I'm a black vanilla.
But let's do.
I think I read this one last time I didn't know.
He was a joke, but someone said why do girls wear makeup and perfume there?
Ugly and stink.
And that's the reason.
Oh, I guess that's funny.
I don't know.
I don't think I said that.
Nice.
Oh, wait, that's funny.
It's like, why do this?
This was right around the time you were getting sick.
You were like, oh, oh, sorry.
Do girls wear makeup and ugly and they stink.
I don't know why that's there.
I think that's true.
But I mean, yeah, why would you wear makeup and perfume unless you were ugly and stunk?
It is just changing your face and your smell and your smell.
Stink you ugly.
That is brutal, dude.
I'm glad we don't wear makeup.
That would be a...
Don't wear makeup.
He's not even black.
That's what I'm talking about.
It takes it all off.
Finally, that was out the open.
Never died.
Get in here.
So comfortable with you guys.
I just never shower around.
Oh, yeah, that was a good point.
It's waterproof.
We'll give you that.
Technology's come that far.
Panning pills.
Oh, yeah, from...
From soul man.
Oh, man.
Nice call back.
That's good.
That was good.
Obviously.
But yeah, what you said.
So thankful we are not in that boat of like, got to wake up, put on makeup, put on perfume.
We just don't have to do any of that.
And they just accept us for what we are.
But they...
They're feeling like, and at night, there's a whole tear down.
They got to just tear their face off.
Yeah.
It's also true.
Yeah, that's a tough life.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
I wouldn't want that.
All for...
Yeah, whatever.
All for this.
Yeah.
And I maybe have sent this on another podcast, but I think if we just didn't have that stuff,
we would acclimate pretty quick.
Because then we would just be used to it with a makeup.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then everyone's like, oh shit, she looks awesome.
That'd be a great battle.
And then everyone tried to catch up.
Yeah.
Because there's got to be some culture that started using stuff.
To put on their face, as like a beauty thing.
I mean, it probably had to be...
It's probably rooted in some, like, mating ritual.
Yeah.
Like, deep seated mating ritual kind of thing.
That's a great point.
That's a great point.
Who knows what the original, like what it was in the beginning, it was probably something so easy, like,
just whatever red...
You would find a red fruit and you would rub it on your lips.
Yeah.
So show you were ready for a husband.
That's so interesting, though, because, like, you know, you look in all of nature,
and it's always the males doing the courtship.
Is it?
Yeah.
For the most part.
Yeah, the males always look.
Yeah, they always look pretty one.
Yeah, and they have to do things to the female.
As the female is always on, like, the receiving net.
At least in the examples I've seen.
Yeah.
The power middle.
But it is weird to think that, as somewhere down the line, women started doing that stuff.
And men didn't, like, we never established a makeup situation, it seems, that was, like, trying to attract mates.
But maybe it's just like, our eggs...
You could say, if you're following Red Bill.
Yeah, give it to me.
Yeah, give it to me.
Basically, your existence is, like, the peacocking.
Like, that's why I peep...
That's why I prefer peacock.
Yeah, cyber truck going by.
Oh, yeah.
Why else would you get a cyber truck?
It's a different...
For sure.
Different forms of it.
And we're definitely...
We're not doing a direct like...
You know what?
I'm ready to mate now, and you're setting up a little nest, and you're getting your flower ready.
It's like, by your existence, your existence is the mating ritual.
Yeah, yeah.
How you live.
Yes.
Totally agree.
I think the separation for me is the fact that in everywhere else in nature, and this is probably just because they don't have the capacity to have, like,
the more abstracted version of, like, courtship, where they can't have the money of their cyber truck.
So, yeah.
It's all physical, and it has to be because it's at that level, as opposed to us.
It's always in, like, a moment.
It's always around a season.
For sure.
Like, bucks and deer sleep.
Yeah.
The bucks just go at it with one another, attacking one another.
So, I...
It's, again, strange to me though, that...
There's probably examples in nature that I just haven't seen, but females doing the courtship in terms of makeup.
Them trying to make themselves look better for the male, where in nature it seems like,
the males have to pursue every time.
Yeah.
Doesn't matter the case.
But that's probably more, you know, testament to, like, our ability to be conscious as human beings than it is being, like,
we're just purely driven by animal instinct all the time.
Yeah.
I'm just raw testosterone, coursing through the veins.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I keep it sick and pussy.
Slay it out here.
Okay.
Amazon walkout stores, actually just a bunch of Indian guys watching cameras.
Do you guys hear about this?
Yeah, I do.
I have to go.
So, they have these stores are.
Amazon walkout.
No, I don't.
Okay.
So, it's like, they set it up so that you don't ever have to have an interaction to pay.
And so, you walk in, it sees you, and it can associate a credit card with you.
If you just walk in a store, you do all your shopping, they can leave.
And, like, the idea was that AI was being used to do all these things.
Track you.
There was a weight system when you pulled something off.
The system could recognize that you took this item. It cost us much.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Right?
Turns out, there was some of that in place, but the high majority of it was just a bunch of Indian guys in a room watching a bunch of cameras.
And, like, doing, handling this life.
They are the AI.
Yes.
Oh my god.
And so, I believe they shut down a couple of these stores.
Is that a new thing?
It was a walkout.
I mean, it happened.
This had to be four or five months ago.
And they're in, like, major, major cities.
Chicago, New York, LA.
So, play that.
No, I'm walkie, obviously.
But they're new.
Yeah.
So, I thought that was hilarious.
They hate it.
I mean, it's so, so, like.
Are you anti that?
I am anti-Indian.
I am anti-Akbar.
I'm not talking about that.
Well, that's Middle Eastern.
Damn it.
Yeah.
Wrong place.
Wrong brown.
What is it?
Arjun.
I am anti-Arjun.
Bunga.
Bunga.
I mean, yeah.
It's just AI.
I don't know how.
There would be so much money into that store trying to make it do that.
Like, they have facial recognition software.
Well, the facial recognition, sure.
But to, like, know that you took a thing for sure?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
In my head, when it was first coming out, I was like, oh, okay.
It seems like it'd be a thing that AI could figure out with stuff.
But the facial recognition would be the hardest part.
That would think.
I don't, I truly don't know.
I have no idea.
Because I know they've tried to implement that in police stations, and it went very poorly.
Because it uses like the crime stat, which more minorities end up being criminals.
So then it would just like, default more to minorities.
But like, in a situation where there's no crime involved,
and it's just trying to match you to like a debit card.
Yeah.
It can't be that.
Could it match you to the wrong debit card or credit card?
Yeah.
I mean, the fate, that's enough part I was like trying to think through.
It would be like the whole inventory you take things and it's made work.
Everything is like a bending machine thing.
No, it's not, it's like a legit store.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like a bending machine situation.
Wait, not like you actually have to put me in, but like you just go in and you say,
type the code.
Not even a code, just push a button.
Sure.
And then it says this person came in.
Yes.
Was kind of input and that could track it.
Yeah.
But this is just grabbing off the shelf.
Yeah.
So we have one person pushes it, passes it to another person.
I feel like you can't track perfectly like who takes what?
The caveat with the India thing is that there was one aisle where they didn't have a camera.
So people could go into the deodorant aisle and just steal a ton of stuff.
And it wouldn't go to their card because there was no cameras.
And then you people couldn't see it.
So, you know, good stuff.
I gotta work out the kinks.
We'll probably be here.
Yeah.
I think it's something that's possible.
It's just a little robot drives around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
We probably have time for one more snake church.
Have you heard of these?
Nope.
Oh man.
There is a bunch of churches.
What time are we out on there?
55.
Okay.
So a bunch of churches, which I thought this was all because I've watched a lot of horror movies.
And every once in a while they'll throw one of these churches in the horror movie of like,
in the south, there's all the, or maybe in the north too, like deep Wisconsin stuff.
Churches where in the middle of a mass, they just bring out a bunch of snakes.
And then the preacher, it's like him overcoming because the serpent's a bad thing in the Bible.
Yeah.
And so like, they'll hold poisonous snakes, venomous, I should say.
And like, there's been so many fatalities at these churches.
And there's, it's either a documentary I was watching or someone was showing the documentary about this family that's like, it's in their family.
Yeah.
So like, this is like the, the son of, I don't know, all of these preachers and like all of them have died from snake bites in this church.
And he's like, he's just my, it's what I'm supposed to do.
Oh my god.
Yeah, dude.
This is, this is how I'm meant to live.
Yeah.
And it's just, this is just the thing that happens.
And we're talking like they bring like, top like those big plastic bins filled with like rattlesnets.
And it's, it's still just going strong.
Yes.
Why?
What's their interpretation?
Because they do.
I think because they don't die.
Like, it's not like they, they have a bunch of masses eventually, they just get bitten, die at one time.
But there's a bunch of masses that go successfully.
We're like, they've overcome the venomous snake.
And then they put it back in the top of where we're.
So the person who dies are like, they didn't overcome.
They deserved it.
I don't think I got that deep.
I don't know what the audience is taking is.
But it's just like, they just keep doing it.
And the, at least the, the clips I saw, the, the masses look awesome.
Because this is like, this guy's like, you will banish you in a hell.
He's like, holy hell, he's rattle snakes and shit.
It's crazy.
And the snakes, most of the time you're telling me with a guy yelling is just like, oh yeah, they're, they're, the snakes are not had.
And they don't have like any like snake antlers.
They're just got, they just like ordered snakes.
Nice.
You shouldn't be allowed to just order a snake like that.
Oh, you get a background check.
I mean, what do you can do?
I guess you just like, plant it somewhere.
That's a, that's a, I mean, thought about that.
Just like a gun.
Yeah, it's gotta be a, it's just a text.
Anyone can get a snake.
This gotta be text, I'm like, I want that, another follow up.
What's the most poison is so many snakes?
How many snakes can you, can you, can you, can you, yeah?
What's the most deadly animal I can buy in terms of like poison?
Legally?
Yeah.
I can just go online, click a button, I have like a rile snake come tomorrow.
Or like a black widow spider.
Wow.
I hope none of those.
If these, the churches are doing them.
But I guess they're, they're also living in like places.
They have like a religion.
They might just be feeding them.
Yeah, true.
Or like, where they live, they just exist.
So they're just catching them and then.
Catch them, breed them and then.
Yeah.
Alright.
We need another order of snakes for the Sunday.
You got it, Bob.
You got it, Billy Bob.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got the snakes, I got the snakes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're riled up, they're riled up preacher.
I wouldn't touch them today.
No, I got, I got plan.
I got to touch those riled snakes, baby.
I got to touch those riled snakes.
Yeah.
Dude, even though those like these churches also are like, they're like little tiny chapels
with like 20 people in them.
It's a very intimate show.
Like you're like a couple rows away from this guy holding like, I mean, it sounds crazy to be there.
Dude, it sounds like it'd be pretty cool.
If that didn't die.
That's what I'm saying.
It would be awesome to watch.
Which we could probably find our way into one of these places if we go down south.
Through a live podcast, sir.
Dude, yeah.
What's your take on snakes?
Love.
Love snakes.
Love all over me.
That's nice.
They bring me closer to God.
Okay, so what do they do with the snakes?
Do they like, they drape them over people?
No, themselves, the preacher will.
Okay.
And that may, I think sometimes maybe they will bring some people up and put them on.
Is it the preachers that die?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
At least in this doc, this guy's family.
And it's like his father is granted a bunch of pictures of killbats snakes.
Yes, by snakes.
And they just keep doing it.
Damn.
Yeah, I mean, all right, put yourself in those shoes.
If all of your grandfather and your dad both got killed by a snake.
We're talking me right now.
You'd be like, that's my calling.
That's my family.
No, I would not do that.
If we're talking about me right now, and they were like, your grandfather died, because they got good.
And like, and like six generations before them.
All of them died by getting.
You're going to break the chain.
I'm going to be like, that's so stupid.
No.
Why would I do that?
I think you're doing it, dude.
I don't think I'm going to.
It's too modern.
Like, if this was, if I'm in, if this is a secluded place, like, not a lot of TV, like, there's no TV.
There's no TV.
There's no TV.
There's no TV in this beefing world.
But if I've been to a city one time, I'll be like, oh...
You'll see a single snake around here.
You tell them to meet.
No one does.
And, you tell them to meet, you get shot around here.
Not just rattlesnakes?
Holy shit.
Guns.
It sounds like a way better way to die.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think if you were breadin that system.
Because if you asked me...
Like, if we're sitting here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're rational thinkers.
Right.
I think if you're, if you you grow up in that family, and where you are, and like, you have that much of...
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I don't know.
You're essentially brainwashed.
I feel like at that point.
If you're in a system where all of your,
the people before you did the same thing,
you're very likely to do the same thing.
Probably.
I think the cutoff happens with technology though.
Like if he has a phone,
if this is one smartphone,
all he has is a smartphone and he has the internet,
he's gonna see that people don't practice religion that way
and aren't dying from rattlesnakes normally.
Yeah.
But they were making a documentary though, right?
Yeah.
So he knows like,
he knows this is a weird thing.
I think, yeah.
I think he does.
Maybe they lied to him.
Maybe they're like,
my dad got bit by rails.
Oh yeah.
We're just doing a documentary on rattlesnakes death.
He's still,
cause my dad got off.
Yeah, they could just lie to him.
Yeah, I don't know.
At least in the video,
those people are very convinced
this is the way to connect to God.
Like very, very convinced.
So I think,
I think it's just a matter of brainwashing
when you're a child.
Like they grew up in snake church.
So there's no like,
there's no not snake church.
They call it snake church.
I don't know.
They call snake church.
Wait, if I'm son, they call it snake church.
Yeah, that's how it's possible.
I'm gonna catch a snake church this evening.
Midnight snake church mass.
That's gotta be pretty sick.
Midnight snake church mass.
That sounds like a movie title.
Yeah, well midnight mass is one.
That's a show.
That's really good.
Anyway, I think we're probably out of now right now.
Snakes is a good one to end on.
Well, thanks for joining us
and we'll see you next week.
Bye.
I don't hit the red one.