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We have some opening recaps, which I feel like we typically have been really shitty on.
We're like, we should go research this or follow up on the thing we brought up.
So hit me with what you got.
What do you got on these recaps topics?
So a few episodes ago, you talked about something called mono-dontia.
Oh, yeah.
We're all other tombstones.
Fears into one.
It's not real.
Fuck.
It's a fake disease.
Damn, it's my credibility.
Just got to announce that to the people.
And I'm just got donkey on you live.
But this is the opening bid.
It's to crush me.
Yeah, you're in my house now.
I'm ruined my credibility at the end.
Then people can forget a week later.
Now all my stories are going to be moot.
All right.
So it's this guy who makes, it's called like medical horror.
He just, he invents fake conditions and he writes like realistic sounding to your credit.
It sounds real.
I got duped for sure.
Like I looked it up and I was like holy shit.
And then the subreddit was called imaginary horrors.
I was like, okay.
Fuck.
Did some research.
Yes.
Yeah, he's got all kinds of stuff.
Like people who grow more eyes out of their eyes.
It's kind of cool.
And the pictures look real too.
He's just like a Photoshop.
Yeah.
I mean, I believe everything on the internet.
There it is.
Just saw.
Yeah.
What is it that way?
Was it Senator calcium hyper something?
Calcium.
Yeah.
Yeah, look.
He's got teeth grown out of pans.
Just all kinds of weird stuff.
Fucking nuts.
I mean, it's weird.
Because when you see things like that, it's real enough.
Because like you think about, they've pulled tumors out of people that have grown hair
and other organs and teeth that look.
They're specific kind of tumor.
So she like that happens in people.
I was just gonna say, you also probably picked one of the more real looking ones on this
website.
Like there's this one where your eye hole just keeps growing until your head is just
a scone.
I was like, okay.
Yeah.
I want to see that one about.
All right.
What are we doing?
This guy's whole face is like, yeah.
It's like from a mockumenterie or something.
Yeah.
Someone who had a disease.
Yeah.
All right.
So, well, I'm sorry audience for my lies that I've spewed, which his bio and Instagram
is everything you see on the internet is real.
That's kind of hilarious.
That's pretty awesome.
Yeah.
I'm a big fan already.
Yeah.
Well, tight.
All right.
Well, is there something else?
Do I get dunked on twice?
No, that was it.
All right.
Don't get on me and then we'll show that way.
We'll try to have something to open with from.
Yeah.
Recap would be nice to open with.
Yeah.
If we have anything fair enough, which we have so many things we need to recap.
So we need to go back with it.
Anyway, we're not starting off with, we'll start off with, all right.
I was watching this interview with a coroner, like a four hour interview.
Super interesting.
And he was just talking about all these, you know, this guy's had like 40 years on the
job of being in the coroner, which for people who don't know are people who come to the scene
when there's the body needs to be like declared dead.
And then they need to like, the coroner is essentially a detective of like how they died
and what happened.
And then they get the body out of the scene and stuff like that.
But some fun things that he was talking about was when he goes into someone's house and
he's trying to figure out the cause of death, the first thing he does is look in their
fridge.
Because their died is typically the most telling thing about how this person died.
So if like you go into the fridge and there's like vegetables and fruits and lean meats
and stuff, he's like, okay, possible.
Yeah.
So it's like in cardio vascular disease, the number one killer.
So typically it's just like you look in their fridge and they have like fried food.
It's like, yeah, they probably just died of a stroke or heart attack.
And he says like most cases you just look in the fridge and you're like, you know what's
going on.
Could you just see a severely overweight person and kind of know?
I guess you would look at a person first.
For sure.
But that doesn't mean they, you could be overweight and still on a diet from a heart attack.
Which I guess, I mean, right.
But you could also be someone who has a high metabolism and still eat shitty in the
clogger arteries and then, you know, so that's not that interesting.
But the more fun one I found is that he said people with cats almost always if they find
the body days after it's been gone, the cat will immediately start eating the body.
And another point for dogs.
I do.
I knew you're going to come with that.
Interestingly, they'll eat the entire head.
Like they'll come up to a scene, he said, and the cat will have eating an entire head.
The skull and everything.
Yes, dude.
Isn't that nuts?
That's horrifying.
Dude, that's so, I mean, at the same time, you know what your dog's going to do?
He's going to lay by your body.
He said, typically, the dogs will not eat your body.
But dude, what are we talking about here?
Once you're dead, who gives a fuck?
I mean, it's just telling you what you're pet thought of.
Or it's telling you how you are if you're like, I want my pet to die of hunger instead
of feed on my dead corpse.
Oh, okay.
It's like being a head donor.
Yeah, it is a gacha moment.
But it's got, I mean, the fact that they can eat someone's entire head like a house cat
through the skull and bone.
That's honestly just impressive.
Yeah, for sure.
How do they do that?
I mean, they have, they're built to eat meat.
They have canine.
Does it just bite through skull?
Probably.
There's also, now I guess, I don't, bones don't really deteriorate, so it's got to be
as equally strong as when the person was alive.
Because I know, I mean, the body's going to decompose, but the skeleton's going to be there.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But that being said, if you die, do you care if your pet eats you?
How could you?
No, I don't.
I don't care if my pet eats me.
I care if my pet was thinking about eating me while I was alive.
I don't think that's how it works either.
I think, I think you die and they now have no food.
And then they go, I got to eat or I'm going to die.
I don't think that the cat's actively going, oh man, when he dies, I'm going to fucking eat him.
Dogs have the respect to not eat it.
One could argue that's a flaw.
Respect is a flaw.
I mean, in that case, not in general.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you die.
You have no, I guess you're stranded on an island with a bunch of people.
Everyone else dies.
Do you just die and don't eat them?
It's a pounce.
If they were cooler or not.
Really?
That's the factor.
Yeah.
You look at the corpse like, would you eat a soul?
Would you eat your best friend?
Would you eat that would be tough?
That would be tough.
I mean, he's a meaty boy too.
I'd have a lot of meat going on.
He's so much meat.
You got to believe that name already.
Yeah, that honestly last episode I just left his name in.
I mean, one friend's name is.
He's one of the characters at this point.
That's the character.
Have some reoccurring characters.
They're totally fake.
That'd be tough.
I don't, yeah.
I'm changing my mind on this maybe because if I look and saw my dead friend,
it'd be rude.
But we also don't know what like.
The starvation.
Yeah, like dying hunger feels like.
It's probably to the level where you're like, I don't do a fuck.
Hold on, you said immediately though.
You said the cats just go right in.
No, I mean, they're eating when they go, they start to get hungry.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not like you hit the floor like, oh, they just assault the body.
I mean, no one has any footage of it.
Maybe that is true.
We don't know.
But I would assume it's.
How do you think anyone's done a study?
How quickly does your cat eat you when you die?
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
Other than putting video cameras up in a bunch of different spots.
We still have lots of things.
I don't know.
Yeah, but not death.
There's ethical concerns.
But yeah, no, eating your best friends tough.
I don't even know if I'd eaten acquaintance.
If I just knew somebody, it'd be really hard to eat them when they're dead.
Again, talking out of the context of being extremely hungry.
Hungry.
Hungry without a nar.
Yeah, I don't know if we could give an accurate.
But now in my current state, knowing I have all this food available,
I'd be like, yeah, I would never eat my friend.
Would you?
I don't really answer this question.
Huh?
How do we answer this?
I mean, you get put in that situation.
That's the one way to answer that question.
We can speculate on how we would do it, but how would also we know for real?
Would you eat me?
No.
It just once again, sitting here thinking about that is, no.
Eating anyone in general now sounds insane.
How about this?
Let's talk about generic guy you don't know.
Got a lot of meat on him.
I mean, I think...
Would you eat it?
No other content.
I think if I'm thinking about this rationally, I would hit a point where it's day 17 without food
where I'm going, you're trapped in this apartment with a dead guy.
You can't leave.
Well, here's...
That's interesting.
Do I...
If I know that there's a potential to get rescued, I might not...
I might eat them.
If I know that I'm for sure gonna die, there's no point in eating this body.
I'm gonna die.
You know what I'm saying?
If you're like, you've lost all hope.
If you say I'm trapped in here, no one's coming to get you.
You're going to die in here.
I don't know if I eat the person.
I just fucking die.
Yeah.
As opposed to like, if I'm on an island, there's a chance.
We got here, so someone might pass through, so I might eat someone.
What would a scenario be where you know there's no chance of getting rescued?
I don't know.
I mean, there's no absolutes, but there's probably a situation where like...
In a plane crash, in a remote island, typical lost setup, you know, we're like, no one's
coming here.
You're the only person here.
Everyone's dead.
You've been here.
Say you've been there for a long...
Here's a good example.
Say that you've been surviving on the island for a while with these people and you run
out of like whatever food source is on the...
You've been there for a year.
No one's coming to save you and then you run the food source and everyone dies.
So like, you're in your head.
No one's ever coming to call it.
Yeah, I'd probably just be like, I'm just gonna fucking die.
I'm sorry.
There's no chance.
But if we like recently crashed from a plane or on an island, like, there's a chance that
someone could come this way.
We just crashed here.
So I might eat somebody.
This plays into...
I saw this experiment earlier this week where they put...
It's pretty brutal experiment.
They put mice in a bucket of water and it tries to tread water.
They last like a minute before it drowns.
I don't know if they let them drown.
Sure.
I mean, probably.
They probably did.
But then, so then they try it again and they put the mouse in and right as it starts
to drown, they pull it out and save it.
Oh.
And then they put it in again.
Oh my gosh, okay.
And then it treads for hours.
Interesting.
Because it knows there's a chance.
It plays a pretty much exactly what you just said.
Interesting.
God, that's cruel.
That's so fucking cruel.
Super interesting though.
God, does it teach us about existentialism in our lives and what we do to fight for it?
I mean, yeah, if you know that hope is a real thing.
Hope is the...
I think that was the big thing.
It was the first scientific quantification of hope.
So it's an old study you're saying.
I think it was so.
Okay.
Let's get to it.
Don't we know?
Yeah, we probably would do it.
There's these studies that are done like that.
We're like, yeah, no shit.
If you know there's a chance you're going to live, why do we have to test it on something?
Like we... come on.
Yeah, for us.
Yeah, we know that.
There's enough human experience in the world in history to we know like hope is a changing factor in a lot of crazy situations.
It's interesting to know if that's a hard-wired animal thing or if that's just us like in our consciousness that knows that.
It's gotta be a mix.
Right.
I think that experiment shows it's some level of it is hard-wired into you.
But when you say hard-wired, I mean, the mouse has some level of sentience.
It's aware of its world.
It probably doesn't have the emotional capacity of a human being, but it's also like it knows that it can survive.
I guess like low level 5 versus high level 5.
Yeah, like you know, us building cities versus mouse knowing like I'm alive.
I'm a mouse.
I'm hungry.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
It's just again, I see when I hear of studies like that, especially I mean, they're all on animals or you know,
some of the earlier psychological studies were on like babies.
You've ever heard of like, what is it?
It's like the white rabbit study where someone just left their baby being the study where they put a white rabbit in the middle of the floor of stuffed rabbit.
And every time the baby crawls to it, they just blare a sound to scare the shit out of the baby.
Essentially to condition the baby to be terrified of this stuffed toy.
Like proving like, oh yeah, you can condition humans.
But it's just that these are done in like the 40s and 50s.
You can find videos of these.
But like I would like to know how that person grew up.
Yeah, it's just terrified of stuffed animals or rabbits.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's or like the, I mean, not babies in the studies, but the famous, I forgot they're called the electricity studies where they have someone on the other wall of you.
What's the fucking name?
It's not the Stanford person experiment because that's the person thing.
But they have someone on another side of a wall and they have the participant who is on one side of the wall with a switch.
And it says if you hit the switch, it will electrocute the other person on the side of the wall.
And like the person doing the study or instructing it is like giving them a shock.
We need this for like a big experimental purposes.
So like it starts off with a really low shock.
It's like there's a guy standing up.
Say you're the person in the study.
Oh, I've, there's a guy standing up.
It's to prove that authority has so much control over people that would typically not do something bad.
And so you have the person, the person of authority next to you, you're sitting there.
There you go.
Oh, here's the thing.
The person in the other wall is taking a test.
Every time they get an answer wrong, you're giving the shock.
Every time, but the shock goes up in, in, in Watts or voltage or whatever.
Every time they get an answer wrong.
So it's, and it gets to the point where most people will keep doing the shock to the point where the person on the other wall is going to be.
And then the other side starts screaming during shocks.
And then you hear it, right?
Yes. And then it gets to a point where when they shock them at like, you know, a crazy amount of supposed wattage, there's just no noise.
In the cane that like they just fucking killed this person on the other side.
It's nuts.
And there's video of these two.
They're pretty horrifying to watch.
And the, you know, it's a crazy fucking stuff.
Yeah.
I mean, you've also heard of the Stanford person experiment too, right?
That's the famous one where you get people power.
They abuse the shit out of me.
Yeah.
They're just close to their head.
And it's all fake, but people got like PTSD from that because the jail guard are being so brutal.
Everyone is nuts.
Anyway, we've gone really far off the topic.
So let's see what the next one is.
Oh, pet peeve.
Born out of work shit.
All right.
When you have a scheduled meeting, right?
I fucking hate when people start the meeting early.
Do you have this?
And you'll get a notification that the meeting has now started early.
And then it's a catalyst for people to fucking remote where someone jumps in the call.
Yes.
And it shows you.
It'd be different in person, but like say you're using Microsoft Outlook or something like that.
If someone starts the meeting, it indicates everyone who's supposed to be in the meeting.
Yeah.
And there's people that will start meetings 10 minutes early when I like, I need 10 minutes.
Dude.
There's a couple times this past week to where I had to put it as a pet peeve because it was 10 minutes out.
And I need these 10 minutes.
Like it's my schedule is fucking booked.
And then they started and then I got in that meeting and people were waiting for me because.
Yeah.
So it's one thing that just hop in and sit there.
Dude, it does something to people's brains though where people see that someone started and everyone else feels account.
So you're saying others joined and they actually started having the meeting.
No, no, but they are all now waiting for me.
So it's like even though I'm on time, it's like this illusion that I'm late and I'm the last one.
It's so dude, I fucking hate it, especially when there's like concurrent meetings and they know about these meetings.
Yeah.
And they like say we're in the same meeting and they started five 10 minutes early.
It's like I don't even get a chance to go to the bathroom.
We're fucking anything.
Yeah.
And then I shop playing like, oh, now we can start.
That is a note.
Do they say that now we can start?
Yeah, it's just not saying that it maybe I'm reading the room wrong, but it seems like it's a where were you?
It's just it's weird.
And I don't know the reason for people doing that.
This is what I totally agree with you, but this is one I don't think I've ever experienced.
So this is like a chef's kiss kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah.
It happens so much that would be super annoying if I think everyone I work with is just like either on time or like one or two
as late often because people just have stacked up meetings.
Right.
Which most people in my work 10 minutes early is insane.
Dude, I've the only time I've seen that is like if there's a massive massive company wide meeting and the people.
Oh, yeah, like all kinds.
Yeah, yeah, that's fucking fine.
But I'm talking about like a meeting that we're going to have for an hour and a half and someone does it 10 minutes earlier.
And now like again, the small break I have.
How much time do they have that they can just hop on a meeting 10 minutes?
I don't they're I mean obviously I think that they're working in that 10 minutes, but they just don't want to have to think about jumping in the meeting or something.
But like just don't just your calendar will really bump you when it's time to go in the meeting.
Yeah.
Like if that's their tactic for not being late, I kind of get it.
Because it's like if it were in person, you had to the conference room and just do whatever.
Sure.
And everyone shows up.
And I'm probably just fucking no one else is probably feeling this pain.
And I'm probably the only one going, oh, fuck everyone thinks I'm late when no one fucking cares.
But I get the vibe every time that like I was the one holding up the meeting when I was literally in the grand.
And it's been minutes early enough to just even if you know that they don't care actually.
Yeah.
Just the fact that it's happening is annoying.
Being the last one in the meetings never good.
It's weird.
But literally it always seems like the room is waiting for you.
It every time I hop in, it's like, all right, let's go.
Which makes sense though.
And maybe it's just more of me projecting my own security of like, I don't know, just feeling like.
I mean, it's good that you matter in the meeting.
You like it.
Oh, for, I mean, yeah, that'd be fucked if I joined in there like, ball is deep in it.
Yeah, yeah, that's the way worse.
He way worse.
Yeah, it's, yeah, I don't know.
Once again, small pet peeve, but it's been happening increasingly more over these past weeks.
I'm like, the busier we get, the more we need the time we have between meetings.
I can't be having people just start fucking meetings and be like, you got to be here 10 minutes early or not even them expecting.
But anyway, I feel like I'm talking fucking circles.
It's just, it's what peeves are all about.
Yes, there's no legitimate like solve.
It's just going to happen.
And it's just there for eternity.
Do you know the, is it one specific person who jumps on time minutes early?
A couple.
Okay, not one.
But enough for me to know this is the person that does it.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'll say the name of the podcast at the end.
Just full blast, docks them, say their address, where they work.
Okay, this is a small but funny one.
Bradley Cooper, there was some movie he was in recently that who was.
Oh, yeah, I threw this one on there.
Did you?
Yeah.
Oh, go ahead.
No, if you threw it on there, I thought it.
Go.
You got accused of doing juface.
Yeah.
Which I didn't know that was even a, I didn't either.
Did they just give like a prosthetic nose?
Is that the whole thing?
It was bigger.
You already has a pretty big schnauz.
Yeah, I don't know.
But that's, I mean, come on.
What's kind of hilarious?
I mean, it's one thing if you were, I mean, there's like,
goes back to the whale, back to wonder that these movies were people play things that they are.
It's people getting mad about it.
But there's definitely next level.
There's a, yes, I would say it.
Like that is, there's a spectrum of it, right?
There's at the base blackface where it's like, we can't be doing that now.
Like there's enough black actors that we can't be just like hiring white people.
It's fucking crazy and seems not good.
The fat one with the whale, shut the fuck up.
What are we talking about?
Oh, oh, there's the pool of obese actors that can do a phenomenal job.
Yeah.
It's insane to think that we're going to pick an obese person for the job.
And now, Jew face thing, which is like, one could argue that a nose enhancement.
There's a lot of different ethnicities and races that have bigger-ish noses
and to argue that it's always doing Jew face.
Or was he cast specifically as a Jewish person?
He was cast as a Jewish person.
And then he's a game bigger than us.
I think it's a, like a documentary, not a documentary, a biopic on the famous Jewish person.
I see.
How do you feel about that?
It's weird because there's probably a lot of Jewish actors that could play the role.
Yeah.
But probably the Cooper's class.
Yeah, do you such a good actor?
Also, Killian Murphy played a Jew and Oppenheimer and...
Give him a bigger nose?
No, they didn't give me a big...
I mean, he doesn't even...
He doesn't look Jewish at all.
No.
Not a bit.
Okay, the same.
That no one was up in arms about that.
But he raised some eyebrows, but I think most people just ignore that.
Yeah.
Maybe adding the nose is what made it problematic?
Yeah, I guess...
All right, now we're flipping.
Because now it's like they could have just left him and be like, he's a Jewish guy.
Yeah.
Maybe that is...
There's a little grudge to his.
To be like, yes, make his nose bigger.
Probably really changed my mind.
I mean, what was your point about the whale early?
I know we've talked about this before, but...
What you said, there's a lot of obese actors or not?
No, there's such a small pool of phenomenal obese actors to chew.
Can you think of any...
I mean, morbidly obese actors.
That obese...
I mean, there's no one that obese.
You would have to take even an obese person and put a fat suit on them.
Like, it's...
Again, morbidly obese is like your 400 plus pounds.
I can't even one actor that's that fat.
I did wonder that...
Like, what if they got an obese person and put a fat suit on them and made them morbidly, morbidly obese?
Would that have been better?
I mean, we're talking such small margins here of A of the people who think this is a problem,
and B, the difference it's gonna make.
Like...
Which is funny though, because we come back to the Jew-faced thing, which is kind of more insulting to be like...
It feels closer to Blackface, to be honest.
Jew-faced?
It does.
I start off being like, who gives a fuck?
And I'm like...
The fact that they just made his nose bigger is kind of more fucked up.
Like, duh.
As opposed to just being like, he's Jewish.
Like, do they really have to?
I don't think so.
I think his nose is...
We had to see the movie.
What if it was...
What is this movie we're talking about, by the way?
I don't know.
I'm gonna look it up.
Okay.
Watch us out.
All I saw was a headline.
I never heard anything about it.
This is made by the imaginary horrors guy.
This is yelling about this nonsense.
Oh.
Did Dov speak out about it?
Dude, it'd be funny if Dov just had takes on every movie that's like...
Miss profiling people who are actors.
Bradley Cooper, Jew.
What?
The movie's just called Jew.
Please tell me it's fake.
Dead?
Airbie.
The Times of Israel says...
Bradley Cooper's nose in Leonardo Bernstein's film is not anti-Semitic.
So there we go.
But what's the movie?
That's the Times of...
Okay.
So, A, this is real, right?
This legitimate...
It's not imaginary horrors.
There's a lot of different articles talking about it.
I think it's real.
What the name of it?
Like...
Hold on.
Fill the time, say something.
Alright, I'll probably just move on to something else.
Oh, man, this is a fun one.
Which...
Fuck, it's a friend that...
The movie is called Mastro.
Okay.
An American biographical drama film that centers on the relationship between American Poe...
Jesus, I can't read it.
Compoder!
Composer Leonard Bernstein and his wife, Felicia Montaglou.
Alright, so he's a Jewish musician, composer.
Oh, it's also directed by Bradley Cooper.
Does that change anything?
Does he direct stuff?
He does now.
But he shows that nose for himself.
Bradley Cooper.
Yeah.
Well, does that change anything?
I don't know, it's a little weird.
It's like Tarantino putting himself in Pulp Fiction to say just the worst line in the whole movie.
Yeah.
What are you gonna do?
At the end of the...
I don't know.
It is...
Yeah, I mean, there's no defending it.
Do we just get stonewalled by this topic?
I don't know, man.
At the end of the day, it's all in our attainment.
And if we're being honest...
I don't know.
Does this stuff hurt people?
Could you imagine any scenario?
What is the ultimate question?
Yeah, and that's where I go.
Is there any scenario where Bradley Cooper having a bigger nose in this movie where he's a Jew...
...hurt people?
Yeah.
I mean, I could see...
We go down to rabbit hole of why that could hurt people.
I just don't know the magnitude of like...
Those people who are gonna see that and be like,
see Jews, big nose?
They're already the people who are gonna be like,
fuck Jews, like, you know?
I don't think anyone's gonna see that as like a person who doesn't care about this and go,
oh, they do have big noses, you know?
Like, I think that's gonna flip people on their opinions of...
Yeah, and...
Profile in Jews.
I mean, I don't...
Who is Leonard Bernstein?
I've heard that name before.
Well, it's a easy composer.
Watching people like,
one of the best composers to add to their live, and we have no clue.
But, so if he's a...
I'm thinking of the movie Lincoln now.
Oh, yeah.
The day of Lewis, I bet they did more to his face than just make up.
Like, he has very specific features.
They've changed his face.
And that's a very famous person.
So I think that's...
Fine.
That's a good point.
They're also both white, I guess.
That's a good point, though.
To look more like the characters.
Yeah, to look like the characters.
Let's settle it there.
I'm more on that side of...
Grant, I haven't seen the pictures.
If it looks more like the real guy with the dishes that they did with the nose...
If he was just a fictional Jewish character, would that be worse?
Yeah.
Because then you're just going...
Oh, he probably has a giant nose.
You're just guessing at that point.
Yeah.
Anyway, all right.
On to this next hard-hitting topic, which I think is going to be a fun little situation for you.
Oh, for me.
I mean, I want to tell you about the situation I ended up in.
It happened a while ago.
I forgot about it.
Remember it at whatever a week ago.
It's a fuck.
Because it's a...
Nevermind.
I won't say anything about the backstory.
I'm out playing someone with a friend.
It's a hot day.
I forgot water.
I need some water.
He's a big jug of water.
And he's like...
I say, I'm like, oh, dear, I'm so thirsty.
Can I have some of your water?
He's like, oh, yeah, of course, man.
Take a drink from his...
When is this?
What do you mean?
Zlemer.
When was this a while ago?
Like, a couple months.
In the middle...
In a hot day.
Actually, the day where it was like 120 degrees out, it was extremely hot.
Okay.
And I forgot water like a fucking idiot.
As for his water.
Drink from his water bottle.
And it just tastes...
You know when someone hasn't cleaned their water bottle?
And you get that really...
It's typically with the mouthpiece ones where you have to suck on them.
They grow tons of mold in them if you don't clean them.
And you can taste it real bad.
Only if it's really bad.
So, like, I took a swig and it was just mold.
It's like the most musky, moldy tasting shit.
Oh, God.
And I took a swig and now I've now entered into the situation where I don't want water anymore.
But my friend's gonna be really confused if I just stopped...
It's 120 degrees out.
This is your only option to drink water?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, a couple things.
Do you tell your friend?
I feel like in my situation I felt like I could.
Close, are you?
Pretty close.
But I didn't want to ruin the...
He was being nice by letting me drink his water.
I mean, he'd be like, all that tastes like shit.
Felt not right.
It feels...
Feels wrong.
It feels a little...
Yeah.
At the same time, I feel like it's a health hazard.
It tasted so bad.
Your body is a good way of telling you what not to eat or drink.
And it was enough to be like, oh.
And you got to wonder how long he's been drinking that.
But also does he know?
He's got to.
What's the vessel of water?
Is it just a jug of water?
Big metal one that has like a rubber mouthpiece.
Is it like...
Is it like...
Is it guys water bottle that he uses?
Yes.
All the time.
And he's sport we go to play.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
So he does...
Dude.
He just drinks out of that.
All the time.
So maybe he...
I don't know.
Maybe he's like desensitized to it or something.
I feel like you got to tell him.
I might tell him.
I'll see him next week.
That's...
Well, that's even crazy.
Yeah, like two months after.
Do you have been thinking about it for a while?
Yeah.
But I got to tell you about your fucking disgusting water bottle.
I've just been toiling over it for two months.
I mean, I'm glad that we're not playing outside sports anymore.
Or that...
I will now always remember to bring water.
It's a good reminder.
Always bring water.
Oh, man.
I just remember that distinctly because you would get that...
For me,
leaving like...
Just those...
The air of those bottles.
I would have...
If you let them to sit in a hot car for a long, long time.
Oh, and you open it and it smells horrible.
What smells?
Or you like...
Even if you wash the inside and then you go drink...
Like fill it up with new water and you drink from it.
It is grown shit inside the nozzle and it tastes so bad.
Sure.
So, yeah.
I just need to talk about it, except thinking about it for a while.
I'm gonna...
I think maybe when it gets...
Just say it's for his own safety.
Like, I've been thinking about this.
I can't let you keep drinking from that water bottle.
But you could not be hurting it.
I would have loved.
For sure.
I really wonder if he can taste that or not.
Who knows?
It's definitely a gradual step thing for him.
Like, he just gradually got worse and worse.
Yeah, yeah.
I just got used to it.
It's just so not what I'm used to.
Like, you smell bad.
First, yeah.
What did you do?
You don't know.
Talk about a curse.
Like, why is it that you just get acclimated to smell like that?
Just not knowing how bad you smell.
Yeah.
So, I remember distinctly middle school the first time.
Some was like, you smell like shit.
Not realizing like, B.O. had snout become a thing.
You have no idea.
Yeah, I'm just like, this is how it's always been.
And just being the stinky kid.
And then you got to wait weeks till people forget.
Were you the stinky kid?
I mean, for like a week or two,
like everyone had their turn being the stinky kid.
Because there was so many like coming to,
or you know, there's kids who are like, oh, he got it.
He got puberty.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a nice way of putting it.
We're like, some kids were just farther ahead.
Other parents had like caught in early with the odorant.
Kind of like, set them up.
My dad locked that shit down early.
You will not smell like shit.
I don't even remember what my parents did.
But I just remember at one point being like,
I know I really stink today.
And eventually someone was like, oh, you smell like shit.
I was like, oh, fuck.
And then the odorant.
But until that moment, probably my parents had,
I just didn't use it.
I was like, why the fuck would I need to use this?
I'm fine.
I don't smell.
Maybe parents didn't catch that.
They probably did.
Maybe they just did.
I don't know, dude.
The more I think about it, the more I'm like, why didn't anyone stop me?
You should talk to them, too.
That sounds like a lot of conversations.
Yeah.
You got some things to say.
There's so much growth on this podcast.
All right.
Let's get off that.
I thought it was fun situation.
Post-nut clarity as a sperm donor,
which I can't say I have experienced,
but that's got to be something where you're going to like a medical facility
with tile floors and you're, you know,
you're in a random room with nothing.
You may just like, sometimes I feel bad after nutting just at home.
I'm like, ugh.
Well, yeah.
That was weird.
But in like a place where there's people everywhere,
you're just sitting there.
I guess you're supposed to do it there.
I feel like I would feel better.
You think so?
Because it's for a purpose.
If you decided that that was something you wanted to do,
then I think, you know, there's nothing to be.
There's no shame.
You did a good thing.
How did they not have at home sperm donations yet?
Why do you have to send it in?
You can do that with so many medical things.
P, blood.
I mean, you have to refrigerate it, right?
Oh, did you?
Oh, maybe that's the thing.
Maybe there's no way to like freeze it at home
so it makes its way safely to the lab.
I don't know.
But yeah, because I mean,
nutting in public sounds like not a good time.
No.
Which, who knows?
Maybe I'll be there someday.
Where I was going to say that's a good mindset to have.
Just not wanting to nut in public.
You'll go far that way.
The leaps and bounds you will take by not nutting in public are so wide.
I mean, yeah, it's also funny to think that like they offer porn in these places.
Where I was going to say don't they give you magazines?
Yeah, which who the fuck is going to do that with phones nowadays?
But true.
On the off chance that like,
it's also dude, just think about this.
Put yourself in the situation where you go into this office
and a nurse comes in there goes, here's magazines for you.
Like there's a person looking you in the eyes and going.
It's a lot of primes.
You're gonna fucking nut in here, aren't you?
Like it's like, as if there's any fucking weirdo.
Like, and just, and then finishing.
And then that person comes in and receives the specimen.
And they know that you're just in there just jacking off in a fucking room.
I think they just like give you a little smirk after they come to collect.
They're like, ew.
And also, I mean, props to the people who work there.
But imagine working in that place, I've just seen dudes just knowing that there's so many nutty in this room.
So many.
Yeah.
I don't know what my point is in all this, but it's just fucking,
it's such a weird thing we have.
We're like, you think of nature and like the act of, of making a child and doing this.
And then we have facilities where we extract nut.
And just put it in people.
I guess there's a lot of weird things about humans that we do, but it's just, it's funny that that's a place.
Yeah, it feels like farming.
It's also kind of fucked up that like, women don't have the fun time to do that.
Like there's no like them jacking off and producing an egg.
They have to get like, it's surgically removed.
If you wanted to donate an egg.
Yeah, there's no going having to a fun time.
It's like, well, there I go.
And they got a scoop and egg out of you.
And then we got, we really got it good as dudes.
What would you ever donate sperm?
Like generally?
Yeah.
No, I don't know.
Kind of way on me.
Yeah.
Knowing that like, okay, knowing just your child is out there.
I don't think so.
Cause I would think about it, right?
I don't want to pretend to be perfect here.
I've definitely looked into it because you can make money.
And if you're like a, I'm not going to give away my bio stats here, but like if you're taller and you're...
I can't.
I can't.
But if you, you know, if you have good genetics, you're taller.
Typically, you're a solid donor.
Like if you, you're not overweight.
Do they screen for that?
Oh, yeah, dude.
It's like a, they literally, from my understanding, it's like a picking and choosing...
Similar to the CRISPR thing, you're picking and choosing genetics from a sperm donor.
But typically who's receiving it?
The person who's receiving it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So like they choose and they get to see your full profile.
Everything.
Yes, and that makes sense.
I would want to choose.
Yeah, you want lots of fucking person who's like riddled with the disease.
Someone you would not maybe.
Yeah, dude.
And then you're just taking a chance.
Yeah.
I mean, even, yeah.
So it's a, it's a big choosing game.
Wow.
But like not everyone can donate sperm.
It's only people who like have good, better genetics or better...
Well, that's what I'm saying.
So like I think it's totally makes sense that the people receiving would choose.
For sure.
But the facility itself, you're saying also screens.
Yeah.
I think there's a baseline of like attributes you have to have.
Obviously no genetic disease, chronic illness.
They look for...
You want to produce a healthy child first, but I think it goes beyond that.
I think it's like you can make more money if you're like some model like person.
Like really?
Yeah.
So it's, I mean, it's a market, dude.
It's a business on some level.
I'm so curious.
It's pretty interesting, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'd be a fun recap to look like to the ins and outs of sperm donors and that business
and go to one, you know, jack off in a room.
And then just never know where you're going to get.
Forduce a bunch of children that you never have contact with, which I think you can also choose that too.
Like you can have...
How many you want to make?
Well, that, but you can choose if you want contact with the, the children you've produced.
So like people can meet their real dad kind of situation.
Is that crazy?
What did you do that?
As the person donating?
Yeah.
I do.
I mean, we're talking about already I wouldn't do it, I think.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
I don't know if, dude, that's so much...
Dude, that kid's going to find you.
That sounds like a fucking like a whore movie.
Yeah.
It's going to find you.
Right.
I would want to...
Well, I don't know about that.
There's kids who don't.
I know people who are adopted that don't...
Let's go to the other side.
Imagine your dad.
Yeah.
Isn't your actual, that your biological dad was a sperm donor?
Would you have a drive to find that person?
I don't, it depends how good my adopted dad is.
So I personally know, which it blew my mind, because in my head I go...
Until I got this perspective, I was in the bucket of like, oh yeah, I want to know who
like biologically I'm linked to.
Yeah.
But I, there's one friend in particular who has adopted parents and he's like, no.
I don't want anything to do with that person.
And this was a situation I'm not a sperm donor.
This was like someone who gave up a baby.
So like, you know, he's like, I have great parents.
They raised me.
They are my parents.
I don't want to find out that shit.
Yeah.
Like, they're in a...
It's going to be all...
His perspective is it's going to be battle around.
I'm going to go to them.
They're going to...
It's going to be guilt about them giving me up.
I'm going to have, you know, not great intent towards them, because I feel...
Sure.
And so they get...
It's like, you know, what's going to be the outcome of that?
That I just meet these people I barely know that just decided to fucking produce me and
wanted nothing to do with me.
Yeah.
So that changed my perspective on it.
I would want to just see what I'm going to turn into.
You want to...
You want me to look at you and keep my eyes on you.
You probably need to be pretty fully developed before you actually go try to meet them.
Yeah.
The chance that like, you would get to meet them when you're a kid.
Well, actually, I don't know, because if you're the person who's donating and you sign up
and say, I'm down to meet my kid, you might meet them earlier.
I don't know.
It would be...
It's hard to know those things unless you're actually.
Right.
I think even if you have great adopted parents, I think you still might have that drive.
I don't know.
Good.
I mean, hence why we have so many movies about that and like, you know, stories about people being like...
Yeah.
I want to find my real dad.
Right.
But Steve Jobs did that, I'm pretty sure.
Really?
He was adopted.
And he's like, my parents are my parents.
I love them. They're my family.
But he's still like, went out and found his...
Sure.
I mean, there's definitely a curiosity.
Yeah.
But I can see once again, I was more on that side until I met this friend and knew he was adopted.
Because I was just interested.
The question that, where this all came about was, do you know what your ethnicity is?
Because he has no idea what he is ethnic-wise.
That I would want to know.
Yeah, but he's in the boat of...
He doesn't... he's like, no, I don't want it.
I just don't.
But... so yeah.
Anyway, I don't want to talk about this too long.
Spurm banks, we'll recap next time.
Ha ha.
Yes, some research.
On the Patreon, we'll go to one.
That was super stupid, but...
I've been having more and more... I guess it's more of a pet peeve, really quick.
More and more instances where my auto-correct, auto-correct, is stuff that's not even relatively close.
Where sperm, auto-crackage is a supermarket recently.
Or like... and then it won't auto-correct stuff when I say like,
I'll type the word when and accidentally put an M, so it says when, and it won't auto-correct that.
Wow.
I'm like, what... what is going on?
You know, on that vein, you ever type OMW for on my way?
Not really.
I do that if I am driving.
It's quicker to say.
Good.
Yeah.
My phone corrects on my way exclamation point.
Damn.
There is no way to undo it.
And it is...
I would...
I would never send that text screaming on my way.
That's such a weird thing to say.
Yeah.
It's so annoying.
I have to backspace it and specifically type...
So now you've...
And then reject the suggestion.
You overall take in more time.
You've spent way more time to type less letters.
It's really, really difficult to put an exclamation point anywhere in a text to make it like not seem like you're...
It's too intense.
I can't wait to intense.
Which I put them all the time because I also don't want to see unenthusiastic about things.
Yeah, I kind of dropped that a while ago.
I'm not going to just pretend to have...
Like some things I'm like...
I'm like, yeah, let's do it.
But if I just say, yeah, with the period, it feels like I'm not doing it any justice.
I know the period, that's fucking...
Oh yeah, I mean, I'm a lobster if I do that.
My friend back home is...
Or us in high school was a famous thing to do was just do a case-based period responses to like...
As a joke to people that were like trying to talk about something.
Case-based period.
It's a pretty nice one.
It hits real hard in the gut.
That hits real hard.
Yeah.
All right.
Anyway, that was funny thing.
Quote from Bill Bear.
I heard that I thought was pretty good.
But the only bad part about being old is if you're trying to be young.
Oh yeah, he's all about that.
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
I never really thought about that.
But like...
He's not that old.
What is he like, 55, I think?
Right.
He looks young as fuck.
But he's...
He's...
One of the few old people who just shits on old people and supports young people, which is awesome.
Yeah.
Oh, I see which is because typically it goes the other way.
Yeah, typically it's like, oh, this new generation...
Right.
I'm gonna get it.
He's like, yeah, I wasn't idiot when I was young too.
Yeah.
He's very much...
It's a healthy way to look at it.
Which is awesome.
Yeah.
I just never heard that analysis of like...
That's the...
He was saying that being old is awesome.
The second...
The only way it becomes really bad...
I mean, obviously outside of like disease and all that bullshit is...
When you try to be something you're not.
That's what it boils down to.
If you're trying to be something you're not, like, you can't be that...
You're gonna have a bad time, you're gonna look fucking stupid.
And I mean, I don't know how many old people you come across like trying to be young, but it's...
It's never a good look.
Well, he shits on plastic surgery too.
Oh, man.
They're transplants.
And his bed is just like, just admit it's over.
It may...
You're not 20.
They're not going back.
Just admit it.
Oh.
And you'll want to accept it.
Which I think is healthy actually.
Yeah.
Accept where you are in life.
But the paradigm of like...
Be young at heart.
Maybe it's just like meant not physically.
You know?
Because like you want to...
You want to still have childlike one there.
You can be young at heart and look old.
Right.
That's like...
I'd say it's...
I'd probably purely physically.
I would guess his view on that would be don't...
You don't need to change your physical appearance to validate that.
I would...
Yeah.
I mean, that's the ideal situation.
Which...
Yeah.
I don't know.
Anyway.
This happened a while ago, but it was pretty crazy.
Someone who like diarrheaed on a plane.
Yeah.
They had to land it.
Because they...
And then I was like...
I'm reading the article.
Like, what do you mean they diarrhea and they had to land a plane.
And then you want...
There's pictures of just like...
A whole...
This person exploded on a plane.
It was like they got up and started running down the aisle while shitting.
That's what it looks like.
It's just all over the other.
And apparently they took a vote.
Like the passengers were like, no, we need to turn around.
I think it was still a couple hours back to their where they started.
But dude, you can only imagine that smell.
Oh my god.
Just humiliated.
Oh my yeah, I mean...
Yeah, that person's life.
Where do you sit?
What do you do after you've shied all over the plane?
And you just go back to your seat.
And your headphones in watch a move.
I guess they probably go wash off.
I would assume as best they can.
But the shit...
The smell was bad enough.
I'm pretty sure it has a biohazard.
Yeah, I was just about to say the article they defined as that.
And I was like, oh man.
I mean, it is fecal matter.
And it's all over the place.
But you're just in a tube with shit.
Oh god.
But talk about things like...
When has that ever happened?
I think I've never...
Never because it was huge news.
Yeah.
The chances that that's never happened since we've been flying,
since like the 40s are where the fuck.
No one's ever like...
Or maybe we just didn't have like ways to record it.
To record people's shitting on a plane.
I mean, yeah, with phones now, we just have...
Yeah, I mean, no one caught him actually shitting, right?
I only saw the pictures of shit in the aisle.
Okay, yeah, I know that, too.
But like...
I mean, someone saw it happen.
There's such close quarters.
You would hear it smell like...
Someone else's front row seat.
Oh, front row smell.
Yeah, really altered.
Dude.
I mean, knock on wood.
Yeah, I shouldn't even say that.
I'll just jinx my entire flying experience.
I've only had...
Pretty good flight.
Like, I've never had a canceled flight.
I've never had a delayed flight.
I've never delayed even a little bit.
No.
Every flight I've taken.
I've flown spirit airlines before.
And frontier.
And it's always been fine.
So I'm like, when I see things like that, I'm like...
How does it...
It's unimaginable.
It does fly a lot.
You'll guess something.
I think so.
I mean, it's only a matter of time before something happens.
I had a...
Is there a doctor on board flight?
No way.
What happened?
This is actually kind of hilarious.
Yeah.
Something was happening well up ahead of me.
Okay.
Someone yells out, is there a doctor here?
I shit you not.
20 people stood up and started running.
Whoa.
Wait, what?
So many doctors.
Dude, to the point, the last doctor is coming in.
They're like, oh, they got...
They went back to their seats.
It was crazy.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And I think the person who ended up being fine.
Oh, oh.
But yeah, it was...
I was like, I heard them say that I was like, this is it.
It's going to happen.
And just...
Surplus a doctor.
No excitement or anything.
They had it handled.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't...
Statistically, that has to be insane.
Yeah.
When you were thinking like, it was shocked.
Doctors are such a small portion of the world.
I know.
And they have like...
Maybe there was a conference.
Even they have five on a plane.
I know.
Dude, they're at least 10.
They're at least 10 people.
I think more.
And I imagine they're like...
They're fighting over it too.
They were like, I was well behind it.
And the last two guys were right next to me.
And I think they just started talking like, oh, you doctor.
Yeah, I'm a doctor.
It's a doctor thing.
There had to be a convention or something.
It has gone to New Orleans.
Oh, that's not where I think a doctor's would go.
Yeah, there's no doctor's down there.
Dude, what was it?
I learned the most dangerous...
Or the...
You have a one in 30 chance of like experiencing a violent crime in a...
Somewhere in Arkansas, a town.
Whoa.
Yeah, it's...
It's the rate that most violent plays to be.
But New Orleans is pretty close.
That whole...
Yeah, that whole area around there.
Makes sense.
It's extremely violent.
But also, I mean, there's...
There's...
I've never been.
But it's extremely poverish, too.
So...
Yes.
It happens.
All right.
Let's see.
No.
That's a joke I've been saying for a while.
So, no, if it...
Hold it any way.
That fart smells like calm joke.
Right, right.
We're doing joke.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
On something else.
Oh, where else?
Wrap it up.
All right.
Last...
Reoccurring topics.
Really quick.
Pat Peaves, you got any?
Um...
I mean, I...
That on my way one was pretty good.
I didn't even have that one written down.
No, that's...
I mean, that's solid.
What are you gonna do?
I already gave mine for the fucking...
Meeting thing.
Hold on.
Let me...
Should go into the bag.
Go into my bag of Peaves.
All right.
Well, you're doing that.
I'll do...
The stuff.
Moments that made you...
Emotional or soft like a bitch.
Um...
You got one?
I don't know.
Like a thing.
I was just gonna say we might have to drop this one.
We just don't cry.
I know.
It's hard.
Yeah.
Let's just get that one for now.
All right.
I think recaps is a good one we should add though.
Yeah.
But...
I got a peeve.
Maybe a toofr.
Oh, let's give it to me.
Number one is learning.
Just...
Learning anything.
Is so hard.
It's so hard and it takes so much time.
And so much energy.
Well, it depends what you're learning.
Yeah.
If you're learning to play paddy cake.
I mean, it's a layer to think that it's even in your head.
So your equally as angry learning to play paddy cakes
is like learning quantum physics.
Yeah.
Fuck.
It's just anytime you learn anything.
Anything hard.
Maybe I should say hard.
Because paddy cake is pretty easy.
Prove it.
It just...
All right.
I've been trying to figure it out for years.
We find out we both don't know how to play paddy cake.
It has been pretty great.
I mean, this is coming from a scholastic standpoint.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
You're in school.
Taking a class.
Sure.
Just give some context.
It's just like an hard.
Just learning...
Learning something that you don't necessarily want to learn, I guess?
That, yeah.
Like, even though I did take the class and I chose it,
but yeah, it can be...
It's tough, man.
It takes a lot of pain sometimes.
Just like...
In the form of frustration, just not...
You have to not get something for so long.
Yeah.
And you almost have to fail.
Maybe that's...
Oh, for sure.
You've got to fail the bunch, typically.
That's how you learn, right?
So that's annoying parts.
I don't want all the pain.
And the stakes, too, right?
I mean, you need to learn this thing.
Yeah.
And there's enforced deadlines.
That's...
Right.
Yeah.
So that can make it...
You know, when you have...
It puts you into pressure cooker, the more of those factors you kind of add in it makes it that much.
I guarantee if it was like,
learn this, set your free will, you have a year to learn it.
It becomes a lot more like...
All right.
But when you have like, forced and like,
if you don't do this, you're going to fail.
I think the pressure cooker is what does.
But I totally get it.
I mean, even if you go to try something out of your lane, like learning an instrument,
where you're not doing it for to be in concert, you're just trying to learn it.
It's fucking frustrating.
Yeah.
It's like, I just want to know how to do it.
Playing piano.
Oh my god.
I've on and off tried to learn piano.
Yeah.
Throughout my like, every couple of years, maybe I'll try again.
Extremely difficult.
So frustrating.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a nice lesson in perspective of like what it takes to be the people who are top of the line.
Yeah.
Probably good to just remind yourself.
Yeah.
I mean, how often do you find yourself just listening to me?
And you're like, this is a good song.
But then it's very rare.
You're like, that's really hard to do on all these instruments that they're doing and the music they put together.
Like it's not an easy task, especially to make something that has become so popular.
It's reached your ears.
Right.
Right.
Like it's so many layers of learning.
But I'm with you, man.
Fortunately, I haven't had a lot of those moments of late because I'm not.
Yeah.
Which is probably not good.
That I'm like not not actively learning anything.
So the flip side of the pressure cooker piece, like if you take your example you gave,
where I give you a year to do this thing.
Yeah.
That in that scenario, you might just not do it.
Or you might not learn anything for sure.
For sure.
Just as general people are your lazy with stuff.
Yeah.
I think or maybe it's just us, but I think it's I think it's pretty general.
Yeah.
I think it's most people do not really learn hard on their own time for only enjoyment.
Yeah.
Unless you're true.
Most people learn things because they really love them.
Rather than there being like a financial goal or an academic goal like in your situation,
like reaching a level of education.
Right.
But you know, it's, I mean, talk about flip.
This is, I have no incentive right now to learn something outside of my job.
So I'm like, I don't learn shit.
I just want to fucking work out and jeet and just, you know, live and hang out for a while.
Which is a good place to be.
Yeah.
It comes in phases.
Like before my job now, hard core, always learning stuff because I want to go out of my other career field.
Yeah.
So it was like extremely no pressure cooker in times of time, but just like I need to get out of this.
And it, yeah, it'll push you.
I mean, either don't learn, stay there.
You just stay there and suffer.
I don't know.
And I think that, so this, this class I'm taking, I actually wanted to take it, just expanding on that more.
And I wanted to learn that, that material, but I have to put, I still have to enforce the pressure cooker on myself.
Yeah.
So it's like, I want to do this, but I know I won't do it.
Yeah.
If I'm on my own, so I'm just going to lock myself in and then it's just painful.
Yeah.
So it's like I chose the pain.
Right, which can be, you know, can be good and bad.
In this situation, I say it's net positive.
Yeah, hopefully.
I mean, I would say it is, right?
You come out the other end of it.
Yeah.
In a better place, as opposed to like you doing this without any direct outcome.
So you went to go force more of this for no reason than it would be.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like someone signing up for a marathon to force himself to train for it, or paying for it up front.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, trick yourself sometimes.
Yeah.
It's fucking, it's hard, man, but anyway.
Yeah.
That's my pee for the week.
All right.
I feel like I got to give you one more.
Hold on.
Wait, was that, it was a two for a ride?
Did we already cover the two sides of it?
I don't remember the other.
All right.
I'm just going to give you my other one, it's related to work.
And we'll just end on this.
All right.
Another meeting related fucking peeve, but specifically on video or audio call.
I guess this goes for any meeting, but people interrupting, especially with the audio lag,
I just let people finish their thought.
Like I, it upset, it always sets us back.
Like someone's talking about something, it's going to be three more seconds until they're
done and someone goes, no, but I had to think of that and they're about to say the thing
they're addressing.
I mean, nine times a day, ten is that situation.
Where someone interrupts and because they didn't wait till the end of the sentence, they just
interrupted for no reason and had to go, oh no, no, I was going to get to that.
And do re-answer my phone.
Oh, I got it.
It happened so fucking much.
And I don't, I will sit there and wait till someone's like, you done?
Okay.
Now let's talk.
It's how conversations work.
Right.
That might be one of the original peeves that's just getting interrupted, socks or witnessing
others get interrupted.
It's the worst.
I've let them talk.
As I've grown, I've tried to be the person that if someone doesn't like, hold on, like,
let's hear what they're taught.
Like, dude, it's so emasculating to be having a conversation and someone just starts,
you have someone just start talking over you or about something else to the group.
Yeah.
Oh my, that might be a pity of like, you are nothing.
Yeah, dude, it's so bad.
How, how, how can you do that to someone?
I was, dude, it's so, to do that would be so mean.
I've had it done to me.
I was just going to do a counterpoint to this.
Which I totally agree with.
Some people just keep fucking talking though.
And you got it.
There's some people you just got to bought in.
Yeah.
And often those types of people don't even take it personally because they, because they
had, because they do that.
Then they probably, they just talk and it's not even like they're okay with being interrupted.
Yeah.
Which, these situations I'm talking about work are not that sure that I agree there.
If someone's just known for literally never stopping talking and we need to get something
done and require collaboration, we need to like chop it up.
One time I was at an office hour in college.
And I needed this TAs attention because I had a very specific question.
And he's just talking to this other guy about this kid is asking questions about his test
score.
And they're going back and forth literally saying the same thing to each other over and
over.
He's like, but I couldn't give you those points because of this and the kids like, yeah,
but I did.
He's like, yeah, but I couldn't see.
I just couldn't give you the points.
And six times or so I went back and forth and I jutted and I'm like, stop, stop talking.
Please.
I'm like, I need this question answer.
And they were both kind of like, okay.
Yeah, that's fair.
I mean, you got to have some self awareness.
Yeah.
Right.
But anyway, all right.
All good.
All good.
All right.
See you next week, people.
See you.
Bye.