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What up?
So just getting right into it, you have some follow up the last time.
I got a few things.
All right.
One thing, the giant blob of seaweed.
Oh, yes.
We got pre-experienced.
Okay.
Well, nothing happened.
Wait, so it was crazy.
I think it was back in March.
We talked about that.
Yeah.
And it was unprecedented levels over, I think in June, it shrunk by like 75% and less seaweed
than normal hit Florida.
Well, these kind of situations is totally fine.
Amazing.
I mean, and thank God, I don't know what does happen if two mile wide or not two mile.
I don't think it was ever like that dangerous.
It was just, it's going to smell so bad you won't be able to go to the beach.
Interesting.
How many of those things do you think will be realistic in terms of like natural stuff?
Like that's a really stupid way of putting that.
Me deciphering that stuff.
Not to be like global warming is not happening.
Obviously, we have an effect on the world there.
But like, how many things do we look at now?
And because we only have an experienced relative to our time on Earth, we go, oh my God,
it's going to happen now.
And we truly don't have any idea.
I don't know.
I feel like this one was a pretty good cause for alarm.
There was articles and scientists talking about it.
And I'm like, it was both unprecedented in size.
That it was just this one professor from Florida who's warning everyone.
And he's like, the decrease in the seaweed was also unprecedented.
It was impossible that that happened.
Could be the aliens.
Maybe just ate up all that seaweed.
So all I'm hearing those is good news.
The people who fought the fight.
The thing is, this is super old news too, because everyone in Florida was probably way
more in tune with this.
Sure.
They've been.
I think the turning point was in like June.
Okay.
Well, that's a while ago.
But glad we followed up on it.
Because again, I hear those things and I go, well, this sounds very bad.
Yeah.
See, we just going to consume the bottom half of the United States.
Because that's how it made it sound.
Yeah, it would have been crazy.
Yeah, and then we just put up in the next COVID seaweed.
Yeah.
Just everywhere in the South.
I mean, all right.
You got anything else to follow up on or is that the three strike rule?
Okay.
On the federal level, I haven't looked in the state level.
On the federal level, it's only for violent crimes, not for drugs.
Okay.
Cool.
Which I agree with a way more in that case.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's got to be a, is there no degree level for the three strikes with violent crimes?
Like if you kill three people, there's probably not.
Like you get one strike.
I think it's one.
I think you just go to jail.
So if you, if you straight up kill someone, yeah.
So violent crime is being the exclusion of like homicide probably.
Here I got, I would assume.
I got some.
Well, qualifying violent felonies are those specifically stated as murder, rape, violent
robberies, extortion among others.
What the fuck?
So you can.
What?
I, maybe the, I think, well, you still go to jail if you kill someone.
Right, but it's not life sentence is probably like a third strike, maybe like you're gone.
Because yeah, the three strike rule means after three, it is a mandatory life sentence.
There you go.
So, so you're still getting sentenced.
Right, right.
But yeah, which, you know, but I imagine there's also probably exceptions to that rule.
Like you, you take a serial killer.
Like Jeffrey Dahmer's not getting the first strike.
We have like 70 pounds.
That's what I'm saying.
There's got to be an exception to the rule.
Like if you've eaten a bunch of people, you're probably going to prison for life.
Yeah, I hope.
Or yeah, I imagine also like you get a, we've talked about this before, but you ever like
see the court cases where there's a serial killer on trial and like he's killed 30 people
and they give him a life sentence per murder charges like 30 life sentence.
You're such.
And the judge has to say you're, I'm sentenced to you just 739 years in prison.
Or like whatever 18 consecutive life sentences.
So there's got to be an exception to the rule when if you're just truly a heinous person
doing heinous things.
So yeah, if your first time you killed 70 people, I'm going to give you 70 20 year sentences.
You're probably going away for life.
Yeah, most likely.
But then there's the argument of there was a guy who died clinically died in a prison
recently and came back to life and he hired a lawyer to defend him saying I typically
died.
And he served a life sentence and died.
Wow, I don't know where that ended up, but I remember seeing me like, it's good boy.
Did he?
That's such a bullshit loophole.
Oh, for sure, but there's so many bullshit loopholes in the legal system.
It's like it's very cut and dry.
It feels like a lot of times with that stuff.
So he might have a guy who only had one life sentence.
Yeah.
I don't want to know about that.
Yeah, that's that's what we have to follow up on.
All right.
All right.
Anything else?
No, no.
All right.
We're just going to go with the hard hitting topics to start.
What you got?
Oh, no, this thing fucking skip around.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
I got it.
All right.
Alien snapshot.
I have.
Well, we'll start off with South had a cause worth fighting for.
This is actually a joke.
I heard from another comic site.
I don't know if it started off, but I think it was either Shane Gills or someone saying
that the cause that South had worth fighting for is that there would just be no chores
ever, which is a hilariously boyish way to look at that's slavery.
It's a huge cause.
No chores.
No chores.
People just running with like propaganda about no chores and never having to work again.
Just running a whole plantation being called a chore.
Yeah.
What you know, the reality is horrifying and terrible of using slave labor to have no chores.
But yeah.
It's just because you tell that kind of you tell that to any boy that's 10 years older
whatever, be like, listen, if we get this guy's power, there's going to be no chores
ever.
That's how they got the kids on their side.
I mean, obviously.
But yeah, fun little joke about a lot of suffering.
Fun start.
Dude, why is this keep bouncing around on me?
They would learn how to work a phone.
It should've been a while.
Here we go.
Fake boobs on women is transphobic.
All right.
Explain to me what it is again, because you kind of nailed it before we start this.
This is your thought.
I know, I know, but I'm trying to.
I just know this is a weekly deciphering one of our lines that we don't even remember
what it meant.
Context for the audience is that I will just as you do, just write something down this
giant Google Doc.
Yeah.
When we have a thought and we come back to it a week or many weeks later to have no fucking
clue what it is.
There's a sign filled episode about this where he like wakes up and writes something.
Oh, for like a joke.
He can't read his writing.
Oh, absolutely different.
He's like, what does this mean?
God, I think what you were going for was, is it transphobic to say, I don't like fake
boobs on a woman?
Yes.
Right.
Which like I'm an all natural guy, which there are a lot of those people exist.
Yeah, for sure.
I would argue most.
Yeah.
Not to shame fake boobs, but I think they just look.
There was a, there was a point in my life.
Does anyone get mad about that?
Mad about about like people being like an all natural guy.
I don't think so, but I could see it being some crazy left side view of like you're
being anti trans if you don't like women, altering their bodies, which is obviously silly
as hell.
But there was a point in my life where fake boobs were awesome.
Like teenager, like it, it didn't matter.
Maybe here's the, probably the reality of it.
Boobs were just so awesome, still are awesome.
But like any boob was a phenomenal boob.
That is awesome anymore.
They've, they've definitely lost their alluring sense of like you get desensitized
as a boob.
Like they're still great, still amazing, but nothing compares to that.
Once you experience ten sets of boobs or whatever, you're like, they're boobs still awesome.
But compared to me as a 16 year old being like boob's man, they were way create, the
weight that they had in my life physically.
It was awful.
It was huge.
And now when I look at fake boobs now, I think they just don't look as nice.
It just looks like, you can see that they've been doing.
Because you're getting older, you want the natural look to the body.
Maybe, maybe it's a mature thing.
You want to see the wrinkles in the stretch marks.
No, absolutely.
No.
What are you crazy?
I mean, I love a natural boob.
But what are we talking about here?
That's like saying I want to see sag like wrinkles in the old woman.
One day you're going to be attracted to older women.
See, I've thought about this.
Do we just like, I guess it's true now like a younger woman, obviously not like below
20.
They're still hot.
Like a hot young woman still hot woman.
Yeah, we're more like they're just stupid now.
Yeah, it's it's hard.
Unless you're an extremely shallow person, it's hard to like do like be like, I'm going
to go sleep with a 20 year old woman because it's just different life state.
Yeah, don't you rom.
You could have a 20 year old woman who's very intelligent.
Actually, but the majority you're just in that space in terms of like maturity.
Generally, hence like me and 20 year old fucking, I wouldn't I would hope a 30 year old woman
wouldn't want a dated 20 year old me.
It would be kind of crazy.
Yeah, didn't that happen to you once?
Why can't we cut all that?
I mean, I've hooked up with people, but was someone like not found out your age and they're
like, oh no.
Oh, yeah, we tell it.
Yeah, I thought you were saying having you dated an older woman?
Oh, no, which I've never dated one, but I've been with like 10-ish years older, but
that's like a single thing that who gives a fuck as opposed to like having to mix your
minds and a relationship that seems fucking impossible with that difference.
As you age, the difference doesn't fucking matter.
Yeah, as you get older, they get closer.
Yeah, so I'm trying to make this point of you see, you know, 67 year old men who are
rich, hooking up with fucking 20 year olds all the time.
So there's got to be some, it probably gets, maybe as you get older, you get more mature
and the physical starts to matter less, but I don't think there's a part of our brains
that goes, we like older falling apart bodies physically.
Yeah, I think you're attracted to the maturity.
Yeah.
Which is, at certain point, it probably just overrides like the physical.
So when you're younger, the physical is way more important.
Absolutely.
It's only that.
Yeah, I would argue, but yes, so I don't know.
I don't.
It would be awesome though.
If we did one more 50, it's like you only like 50 year olds, that'd be awesome.
Because then you would never be like, yeah, you would never be like swinging out of your
league, like trying to hook up with someone who probably doesn't want to hook up with you.
Yeah.
Which I feel would happen a lot if you're 50 and you're trying to hook up with 25 year
olds, that'd be tough.
Yeah.
So weird look on top of it.
It's not a good look.
No.
What were we even talking about?
Fake boobs.
Oh, the fake boobs and the trans.
So yeah, I would say that's probably hilariously actually correct if we're getting down to the
terminology of it.
So you think it is transphobic.
Yeah.
I mean, if you want to get technical about it because it's someone altering their body
in a way.
Yeah.
I've never even thought, is it?
It's not considered trans though if you're making alterations to your body.
Well, no, oh wait, this is the point.
It's that all trans women have fake boobs.
Gotcha.
So if you don't like fake boobs, you are transphobic.
By proxy.
It's a real loose connection there.
I understand.
But I remember thinking the only kind of boobs that, so you're talking, you're okay
that it's a person that transition, but it's the fake boobs that gets you.
Well, I'm saying if you're a person who doesn't like fake boobs, they can only be present
on.
Now, this point is making less sense as we talk about it.
If you feel like I'm missing boobs, you're locking yourself in to you can't ever like a
trans woman in that way because they will always have fake boobs.
I think so.
I feel like I feel like there was something more of this than I'm not connecting the dots
on.
Let's just move on.
Alright, feel like it's safe for the podcast.
We'll follow up on that one.
Yeah, for sure.
He's a lot of following up.
I'm investigating research.
We won't talk about apocalyptic.
Alright, our skincare face mask, allowing people to do black face.
We're just hitting all the topics.
I'm dude.
I'm telling you every time, I only know where I'm seeing them just every once in a
while.
I'm just saying where they have a video and they had it always looks hilarious because
you look like you have shit all over your face because half the time it's brown or
black, but it's just if you think about it, there's just a bunch of people doing black
face out in the open, out in the open.
And I don't know why I never thought twice about it until recently, I'm like looking
at like that.
That is just wait.
And then it caught you.
You're like, oh, you can't do that.
Like we watched all of Soulman.
And I'm like, well, he's doing black face.
And skincare routine stuff is almost exact the same thing in the private parts of their
home, but it's just.
But your other point was people post about it.
Yes.
People make like beauty videos.
Yes, right.
So it's like the only reason I know of this is because of the videos people post.
It's all the time.
You think anyone does it because they just want to do black.
Dude, there's probably a small population of those people that are like, yeah, they're
just like smirking the whole time.
It's the one way that they can be publicly racist and it's totally accepted.
Isn't it crazy thing that there's probably a saddle get outlawed?
Not out.
I mean, it's not outlawed.
I'm going to pass some regulations.
I guess yeah, those people probably you can't cancel those people because they're not
on a plane.
I think there's places in in society where you can be probably casually racist like that.
And you're in this technicality where it's almost impossible for people to be like,
can't do that.
It's racist.
Can't think of another one, but it's just there's probably smart ways to be racist if
you really want to do.
Wait, you lost me on this saying this face mask thing say it's a person who's doing it
because they think because they want to do because they think it's a racist thing.
It's hilarious to do.
They're under this umbrella of it being like, there's no way it could be racist.
This person's doing this skincare routine.
So you can't ever prove that.
Like I know what's in your heart.
You like it.
Exactly.
So I'm saying is that there's probably a lot of things like that in the world that I
can't think of right now where people can be smartly racist and no one even though
it's like they could be just doing this because they just love saying the word vinegar.
Oh my God.
You got to say vinaigee.
Jesus dude.
Fucking so family podcast.
It's kind of hard to say.
Yeah, it's kind of bad.
It's a family podcast, you're right.
But yeah, I'm just trying to think of another thing that someone could do.
That's like there's no way to be sure that they're doing it for being racist, but they
totally could be.
And so you know, we could spend a lot of time trying to think about this.
There's got to be other options of people.
There's got to be so you're a racist.
Here are your options.
Right.
Here's what you can do.
2022.
Dude, do you think that like the KKK?
Talk about that.
That'd be an interesting topic for like scratch this itch.
Yeah, exactly.
Like how do I in a world that's very progressive and is not mostly racist?
How can we do racist things and not get in trouble?
Dude, they gotta be having those talks.
Is that what it is for the KKK?
It's an itch that they have to scratch.
Oh, I mean, to the point where they make make up videos to do blackface.
Yeah.
Okay.
The only reason I think it's more just hatred for sure, but there's definitely a.
They don't like those people and they want to put them down somehow.
Exactly.
It's like getting that group.
So I can see granted, we're probably giving the KKK more credit than they deserve in terms
of like the the smartness that they're applying to being racist because they're pretty blatant
about most of it.
Like wearing hoods and pretty old.
Yeah.
So, fun, fun fact.
You ever watched the amazing racist?
Long time ago.
Guy would dress up and just KKK and just go into like the most Southern craze.
It's already Shafir.
Oh, really?
It was actually, no, I never watched that, but you told me about that.
Oh my God, dude.
It was like back in, remember like ebombs world that website or like a bunch of video websites
and like the early 2000s that you saw.
But like the amazing racist was just this guy who's a Jewish man and would just go and
do that stuff in like predominantly Southern black places.
Crazy, terrible thing to do.
And you'd get beat up sometimes.
But it was just like fun fact, I guess is all I'm saying.
It was just so crazy to see and then I realized it was Shafir and like, oh shit, because I
just know it's coming.
Anyway, a nice recap for next time would probably be are there things to, are there
ways to be subtly racist that people are probably hiding in?
Is that another follow up?
Yeah, yeah, that'd be good.
How to be racist the right way?
Yeah, let's make sure that we have this document on YouTube.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, this is, you've probably had these moments of your life.
But so where my desk is over there, which I've told you this many times, I have that window
to the balcony where I see people for context for the audience, my window looks into a courtyard
and there's a balcony that runs where I'm on the same level as the balcony that people
have to walk on to get to their apartment.
And so, you know, I sit there and awkwardly every once in a while I make contact with someone
walking by.
So I such like know all the people who live up here because they have to walk their dogs
aren't going in and out and I see them, they see me and I pretend not to see them and
blah, blah, blah.
So there's this one girl that lives probably like right there that it's weird because I
never see these people in the building or what I'm leaving, but it's always there.
There's this one day where like I'm leaving and she's downstairs and she wanted to go take
out the garbage and like I'm going to take out the garbage and we see each other and
like, oh, this is like, do you acknowledge that we see each other every day and it's
weird to see it to be like I see you every day and her if she said to me like, it's
weird, but yeah, I know that as well.
So we have this little weird thing, just no words, but look at each other and I can tell
none of us knows what to do in the situation.
Go throughout the garbage, come back, go my apartment, like I'm going to go for a walk.
I go walk, you know, I don't even say the area, but I'm pretty far out from where I live.
And I'm walking in this area where it's there's like typically no one ever back there.
And I turn around the block and she is maybe 20 feet ahead of me with her back facing me.
So she's facing away with her dog and I immediately just run the other way.
Dude, dude, dude, the immediate like following this person.
The chances that we're walking the same area is like, Jesus fucking Christ, that if she
turned around, what do you do?
I swear I wasn't following you.
Yeah, if she sees you and then you start running.
That obviously that then you can't be.
These are two things I've experienced separately.
Oh, okay.
I mean, so you know where I used to live.
Yeah, there was another building so close to my window.
I looked into this man's life every day.
Sure, I know you're talking about it.
I knew this guy very well.
Sure.
He was like a pet, like a pet lizard in a terrarium.
So that's nice.
He lived right next to me.
And then one day we were both at the gym in this like small little apartment building in our building.
And we both saw it in each other's eyes and just said nothing.
Yeah, it's so then on a separate occasion where you like walking.
And then yeah, I've also had like late at night.
I'm just walking behind this woman.
And every turn she makes, I'm happy to be making the same turn.
I'm like, I got to make a different turn.
And then we would meet up later.
It's just a disaster scenario.
If you want, I'm starting to realize it more and more that if you live in a apartment complex
and you live in a city, it's just going to happen.
But to the degree it happened that one day of two times in a row after it had never
happened forever.
And then I'm around the same street.
Many blocks away from the apartment.
I was like, that's tough.
Just, you know, so you just walk the other way.
I literally like did a pause and not ran but almost jog.
So the chance of her, dude, freaking out.
That's risky to jog if she turned around and saw you.
Dude, but like the thought of her seeing me on this random street over there, it's just
so creepy.
It's just stiving to the bushes.
You can't see me.
Oh, God.
And then, you know, and then that happens.
And then I see her every day on the balcony and then now it's, I'm that guy.
It's just the fucking you think she saw you.
Oh, walking?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I mean, she was entirely turned around and like I, how did you recognize her?
I mean, so I've seen her like nearly every day.
But she was facing the other way.
Yes.
I mean, she, oh, she has a small dog.
She walks every day.
God.
That's the same.
I was like, blonde girl, super white, small, exact dog that I see every fucking day.
I was like, gosh.
That's a good question.
Without a dog, it'd be wake creepier.
If I'm like, yeah, it's her.
But it would also make sense.
Like this, this dude I recognized immediately.
Yeah.
And you, when you see someone every day, yeah, there's, it's interesting too, because
there's a certain people need really far away.
And just by the way, they're walking, my brain goes, I know exactly that is.
That's, like they're gate.
You're just like, I know, and some of you don't even know.
Just, just because of the way their body is like moving around.
You're like, oh, yeah, that's that person.
It's crazy.
So anyway, just having felt like a creep in a long time, felt like a creep in that moment.
It was like, oh, God.
I got a mustache now.
So I didn't have it then.
This was like a mustache.
Pre-stache.
Okay.
It just was on the list from fucking.
That's good.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, yeah, I just, not to harp on anymore, but I don't know, I, again, don't know what
I would do if I turn the corner and she immediately saw me.
I just gotta like sheepishly shrug your shoulders.
Or it's be like, yeah, I guess so.
Keep walking, do it.
But then also the road we're on, it's super long with barely any street.
So it's like, oh, there's no way.
Once I turn that corner, if she saw me, we're locked in.
If I turn around and go the other way, then it's, again, it's like running away.
If I just turned around and after we just got to keep walking, then I'm just behind her
for a long time.
You gotta be like, dude, why are you following me?
If you ever see her.
And, oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
So anyway, fun stuff.
Yeah.
Next thing.
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, you're talking about magic.
I have your one.
What is magic?
Yeah.
When scientists over science stuff, oh, you know who's been doing this?
When I say over science stuff, when, like, Neil deGrasse Tyson, I feel like does this
all the time.
Dude.
Dude, New York, he's such a douche.
Jim and Bob, Bill Knight, Bob Knight.
They'll say shit that doesn't have to be sciencey.
I'm pretty sure this is from Neil deGrasse also could have not been, but they're talking
about wearing stuff to stay warm and they go using material to thermoregulate.
Like, dude, shut up.
Like and he's talking to a person who's a non-science person.
So then I see this weird game they play where they, they'll say something like that so
that that person go, what?
He's like, they'll go wearing something to stay warm.
Like, they get this like, they get this like condescending way.
Dude, I, I'd so fucked up.
It's like, you know that this person's not going to know what the fuck you're saying because
no one says it that way ever.
And you're going to choose to say that and obviously you knew how, what he was going to
understand after he go, what do you mean?
And then you say it, pisses me to fuck off.
Oh, he's an asshole.
Oh, if you've ever seen his Twitter, he like goes after people on Twitter doing basically
that.
I've seen the whole thing where he now like breaks down movies that couldn't have happened.
And I'm like, it's a movie.
Oh, God.
He does.
I'm not on Twitter, but that stuff is, it just rises to work on Reddit typically of
someone being like, you know, the grass Tyson is doing this again about like a horror sci-fi
movie.
That's like whole personality is just putting people down.
Why?
I don't understand because he loves it.
Make some feel good.
There's an empty hole inside of him.
That's, damn, that's deep, but true.
That's, that's probably very true.
He's an astrophysicist.
He's like, I need to be the best.
He's got a black hole in him.
Yeah, I feel, whoa, okay.
That's a fuck.
Fuck, my bad.
That was way out of the way.
That was way out of the way.
But whatever.
That was crazy.
Fuck.
He can wear a face mask all he wants.
Yeah.
No, I just see that, but mostly from him.
But then whenever I'm watching one of these like PhDs and exercise physiology or nutrition
and like, they're talking to someone who they know doesn't know as much.
This gets into, this is a general peeve of like smart people who suck at explaining things
to people.
But they, but they take pride in it.
I feel like they, that's a whole other lie.
Not that they, it's like, yeah, yeah, I guess that is two separate things.
But I feel like people know half of the time that people are going to understand what
they're saying and they choose to be talking like technical jargon that to the layman will
never make sense.
Yeah.
Because they just can have that moment of, oh, you don't know that.
Let me talk to you in a normal way.
It's like, just start with the normal way.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Really grants my gears.
Man, that's a good one.
I just hate, I fucking hate, I hate smart people.
Yeah.
Every single fucking smart person.
I hate when it, like, when people make someone look dumb and take pride in it.
For no, that's a pure form of evil.
But for no, like the person's not being antagonistic to them and they choose to just make someone
squirm.
They just, it's bullying.
I hate it.
It is.
That's the best way to, it is just fucking bullying someone.
So really, really gets me.
Dude, putting, insulting someone's intelligence is the worst thing you can do verbally to someone.
If they're, they all, because I can see it, if they're being a piece of shit, then it's
free range.
But if someone's literally, they're not doing anything mean or, and you choose to take
this innocent person just go, yeah, I'm gonna make them feel like.
Make this torture.
Yeah.
Yeah, for no reason other than your own enjoyment.
That's horrible.
It's like people torture animals.
They're helpless.
It's so fucked up.
All right.
That was fun.
Black hole.
Um.
Uh, but, but, but, but, but, but.
Okay.
Gotta keep losing my fucking place.
Oh my god.
This is crazy.
Um, in, I'm pretty sure this is in South Korea.
So a lot of countries have like required military service where you have to become a conscript
for two years.
Like a lot of countries have this.
Okay.
South Korea being one of them.
And I was watching this video of, of a tennis match and this kid lost and it was just
the worst sportsmanship.
Like destroying his racket.
Sounds like the match I had.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
But this person has trust me.
It's going to be different.
I promise.
Destroying the racket, screaming, crying, like making a scene and like, God, what a fucking
loser.
And then I read in the video description that this kid from, he was from, he was from
Jordan, Lythus, South Korea or something like that.
But his ticket out of the military was winning this match, which got him to like the whatever
level that exempts you from military service.
So that was the reason.
Dude, that lost throws away his life in terms of competing in tennis and he has to be
in the military because he's going to lose, I think he's like 16 or just about 18 or
whatever the fuck, but he loses two years of training at that level on top of having
to be in the military.
He's like, oh, he can totally what he was doing was totally acceptable.
Understandable.
Yeah, dude.
Like your life is essentially a system.
So if you make it high enough, you just don't have to be in the military.
Yeah, there's certain.
Otherwise you're required.
It's some kind of like, I think doctors and lawyers, like there's some exemption and
really good tennis players.
Apparently professional level players probably get exempt.
Yeah.
So he's on the edge of being pro something like that where that match would have made him
get into this level where you go.
Dude, fuck.
Yeah.
Talk about playing for what other situation are you like playing with your life on the
one?
You're chasing your dreams.
And who knows how much of it that he's just doing to not go into the military.
You could die in the military.
It's totally possible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not a, it's not a just chill thing when you go to the military.
It's a very American person.
He must have been dreaming of being a tennis player.
Yeah.
We're like American military.
You could be okay.
I don't even that.
You could be thrown into one of these wars in the Middle East, but it's just like in
those two years, anything could happen to you.
Yeah.
You have no choice.
You could just be thrown somewhere and just you just get killed by some random terrorist
group or another country like.
Yeah.
For like no reason.
For nothing because we're required by our country.
Thank God we live here where that doesn't exist.
Oh, it used to.
I mean, for, it hasn't it for like fucking 70, 80 years though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, if it was like 10 years ago, I would have been like, yeah, I'm a little sketched
out.
Said that would be too fresh for it to, you could probably come back.
But I feel like we're at this point with war where it's not really fought by manpower.
Like technology is kind of, I don't know.
We participate in all these wars and we still have so many reserves.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And people who are already in the military, like I don't feel it, it get to a point where
America goes, we need the public.
I go back and forth on this if a draft could happen again.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't think that we need the manpower we once did like to storm the beaches of Normandy
and fight World War One.
And those people are, there's already enough people in the military and the reserves
to supply the amount that's needed for any war we're participating in.
I could be entirely.
The military is, they have a shortage.
Really?
Yeah.
But what does that mean?
A shortage relative like to what?
I don't know.
But it's just, I've heard that in recent days like we, there are less people are joining
the military.
Probably.
Which would make sense.
Right.
But it's like how much, how many people are needed to do a war now?
To fly a drone, a fleet of drones.
Right.
Like we're so, yeah.
Again, have no inside information or know anything about this to the detail that would
require an accurate answer.
Yeah.
But it just seems like if it happened, I don't know how much of a point.
Like what, what advantage does it give us?
I used to have that though.
It's like we have nooks, we have drones.
Yeah.
Do we need manpower?
I mean, we still, we still need boots on the ground.
Yeah.
We do, but I don't think it's at the numbers we require that would like start pulling from
the average man public in America.
Oh, sure.
Hope not.
Yeah, me too.
I mean, if it does, I'm playing tennis.
Well, we're probably old enough.
No.
What are you talking about?
I think the cutoff's like 40 or 35 for the draft.
To get drafted?
I think so.
Yeah.
At least it was.
It was pretty late.
Like you have to be like older.
We've probably got 10 years before where like you can't be drafted of it.
Yeah.
Also, but if you have typically, I mean, a lot of people got out of being drafted for going
to college.
Yep.
So like, there's probably, if the draft comes back shitty as it is, they'll probably have
exemptions for jobs that are a certain level and college kids.
Sure.
So we'll probably be okay.
But who fucking knows?
Anyway, I have a pet peeve here.
People hear something and repeat it saying it like it's something that wasn't said.
I don't know if I follow.
Oh, here it is.
It is a work thing.
But there's a problem that comes up.
I know the answer to it.
I post in the Slack message and I go, this is why it's not working.
And then it's like four more things of people going to might be this.
It might be this.
It might be this.
And then someone says exactly what I said and they go, oh man, it was that.
But could have saved us two hours.
You got he-peated.
Oh, is that he-peated?
Yeah.
Very nervous.
That's where women complain about like they say something.
And then a guy says it.
And everyone's like, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I just have to hear also a guy.
So that's, I got that's double entendre.
I got he-peated twice, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you probably he-peated someone when you said it.
And then someone he-peated you.
Wait, what?
No, I was the first one.
Yeah, but you're a dude.
So that means it was a probably a set of first.
Sure, sure.
But yeah, yeah.
That's happened now.
It's been happening more and more, but I think it's also a good sign that I'm knowing my shit more.
Where I am the first responder with the answer as opposed to you go back a year.
And it's like, I was the guy waiting for someone to put the right answer.
Be like, okay, that's probably exciting.
No.
But it was never feels good.
So I like, I want the recognition.
I want my ego to grow.
Yeah.
And just fucking, it's weird.
So someone taking credit for something you said.
Yeah, not even like willingly taking the credit.
They're just, they're not even reading.
They get it.
They're not even reading what the answers that have been posted.
They're just going, here's the answer.
It's like, I've had it for a while.
Just fucking look up.
It always amazes me on any messaging app where people will literally ask you a question.
Just ask them read the messages.
Yeah.
They'll ask you a question you answered and the line above they're asking you the question.
And I'm like, what the fuck are you looking at?
This is insane.
All right.
Small pet peeve.
Overreacting to people not seeing something.
I have a lot of pet peeves on here that I'm just ripping through by the way.
When you don't see a movie.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
How have you not?
And it's like, obviously I have a life, dude.
Yeah.
I just, I question every movie.
I love the question of how have you not seen it by now?
You're like, I obviously have not seen it.
There's so many movies.
Yeah, dude.
But it's it.
How have you?
I'm like, I'm still here.
I'm a why I have not seen it.
I'm still actively have not seen it.
It's happened right now.
But people doing that shit, which I've been guilty of before.
I'm like, you haven't seen the blah blah blah blah.
And then it's whatever.
But the more it happens to me, I'm like, God, this people fucking suck.
Yeah, super annoying.
Yeah.
They make you feel guilty for no reason.
It's like, oh, you got to do that.
Your life isn't complete until you've seen Star Wars episode four.
And you're like, well, that's true.
I mean, absolutely.
That's why I brought up that.
Yes.
What was, was it to the app in recent video?
I don't fucking remember.
Probably where I said something out in the social setting.
And someone was like, oh, you haven't tried to do that.
Let's just keep reading things that piss us off.
There's so many.
Wrap it fire.
If I am out in public, I have so many pet peeves.
It's actually, I saw one in the list.
It was written twice.
Makes sense.
Oh, or anything.
Well, no, it's for it because the first time you wrote it, it wasn't written as a
peve.
You're just like, you're like, people, what was it?
People saying 100% to find something.
And then like 70 items down the list.
Huge pet peeve.
People saying 100%.
I just wrote it again.
Yeah, dude, it's, it's come full circle, right?
Let's save some of these pet peeves.
I feel like I'm just ripping through all this.
I'm just out there now.
So, yeah, it's that's fair.
Do you have anything before I continue this list?
Do you have anything?
I don't want to, I don't want to keep, I feel like I talk so much on this fucking podcast.
I don't want to take away from what you can talk about.
You don't do your part in this podcast.
You don't have to have anything.
I can go on the next topic.
Totally happy to.
No, keep going.
Girls on dating apps plowing through using the wrong, using the wrong form of the word
your.
This is a record for just not knowing what you're, this is what happens when we don't
pod in a while.
There's so many things that what that even mean, girls on dating apps plowing through.
What did you use the word plowing?
Oh, this is just bad grammar.
This is me talking to a girl and using blatantly bad grammar to where the point where I look
at my text message and I go, oh man, she's not going to write.
And they just rip right through it, which, you say they don't call you out?
Yeah, which I'm like, oh, that's fucking so.
I know I'm, dude, I got a friend who does the shittiest grammar for years and he has
never gotten better.
This is a friend though.
I'm talking about your first encounter with a conversation with someone and they're
not using proper grammar.
Don't you realize, not a huge thing, but it is a thing I look at and she's like into
it.
I mean, I don't, I just think that she was a good enough person to be like, it doesn't
matter.
I'll keep talking to this person where I don't know if I'm that good of a person.
Really?
You would, you'd cut someone for a friend.
I don't, with the, with the dating thing, if someone's like, if they just open up with
an incorrect sentence, I'm like, I'm not going to, I'm being honest here.
It just doesn't shine.
It doesn't make me go.
It doesn't look great.
Yeah.
If their first line is just terrible grammar and she ripped, she just went right past,
my first line was terrible and she just was like, hell yeah, what are you about?
Fucking tight.
Props to her.
So I want to say it plows to you ladies who are like that.
I feel like they'd be kind of brutal if someone messaged you and you're like, are you
fucking kidding me?
No, it, not that she would say something.
I'm going to say it doesn't take, it's usually just not reply, I would think.
Yeah.
I've done that.
So.
Okay.
Yeah, it might just be me projecting how bad of a person I am, but I've had some open
up with bad grammar and I just go, you need to take the time, did you?
Which and then I do it and I'm, you know, listen, again, I'm like, good for you for looking
past it.
I wouldn't have.
Damn.
Yeah.
I'm getting someone to pass.
Yeah, just it puts it puts a bad taste in my mouth.
I can't even talk about this.
But I don't know.
In the end, if I was really interested in the person, it probably wouldn't matter that
much, but you're not on a day to go.
It's just that's what I'm saying.
It's like there's so many.
Dating apps are so vicious that dude, just the slightest thing you will be like, oh, not
not tall enough from a cut this person.
Yeah, that, I mean, that one's we don't do that.
For sure.
I mean, I don't know.
If a girl's six foot five, it might be a little, oh, yeah, someone's taller than me.
Yeah.
I'm not swiping.
Sure.
No way.
You fucking hang them high.
I'm in the animal.
I'm over here just about grammar.
You care about height, huh?
You're fucking monster.
Christopher Reeves vacuum joke.
Don't you remember what it's about?
All right.
Next.
Yeah.
Um, this can, this is really date how old this is.
Hamas evade invading music festival.
That happened like two months ago.
Oh, God.
Jesus.
I mean, that was crazy footage.
We don't have to talk about that too much because it's not, not really a lot of comedic content
there.
But the video of like the paratroopers coming to that music, that's fucking crazy.
I've crazy that war has entered the social media phase also.
Yeah.
Everything is the Ukraine ones already bananas, but I hadn't, I have never seen a live invasion
like that because I've seen that Ukraine stuff of like happening.
Yeah.
Like the, I feel like the difference between the Ukraine one and that one is that like
you're creating like they're in an active war and all the footage is like people in war.
And but like, you know, soldiers with rifles or militia.
Yeah.
And this one was like, you're at a music festival.
This is the beginning.
Yeah.
And there's just people invading.
I only have ever seen footage like that.
Remember it's a chilling video if you want to really fuck yourself up.
Oh, yeah.
It's bad.
So super funny.
Um, apparently, do you know what a wawa is?
Took a gas station on the east side?
No.
Apparently they're all over like Philly and New York and Boston, but they apparently had
so many like situations where people were overdosing their bathrooms that they installed
blue lights so you can't find veins, which I didn't know blue lights did that.
Yeah.
Like you can't see your veins under the blue lights.
How does that work?
I don't know.
Probably.
But if you have a ball, do you want though?
You could see that.
I guess but your veins are blue.
That's probably why.
Yeah.
So they literally just match the lights.
So you can't see shit, which specifically this like one specific gas chain.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a huge.
It's like, uh, what would be an example of a Midwest gas.
I don't even know if we have one like Thornton's or something.
Hases.
But like a huge one.
They're all over these.
Yeah.
So and there's enough to where they're like blue lights now.
No more O.D.
That's insane.
Um, how many willies do you know?
Someone named the name Willie.
My best friend is named Willie.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you ever call him by anything else?
Like his name is Willie.
His is full name William.
His full name is Will.
I mean, that'd be William.
No, no, Will.
How does birth certificate is Will?
It's a little.
How do you know this?
Because he's my best friend.
All right.
I was trying to bring some groundbreaking like we know no willies, but you're your best
friend is Willie.
I know two willies.
Gee, I have another acquaintance named Willie.
Is this fucked up?
I met my first Willie at work.
And I'm like, I've never met anyone.
Willie Wonka.
Never met a Willie maze on the best baseball players of all time.
I don't follow baseball.
But a person you meet, you know, there's famous people.
I guess I did just say Willie Wonka.
So that doesn't help my case.
He's fake.
Yeah, and I definitely don't know him.
So you know willies, it's a moot point now.
Just keep on moving.
Stupid point.
A great thing.
You would probably see me doing this podcast with fucking stupid.
That'll be the recap.
This was really fucking dumb.
So fucking dumb.
This is kind of like the things that I've said that I've somehow missed over like I missed
Jared from subway.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, actually, no, that's not even a good one.
The chef's kiss thing.
You're like, I see it all the time.
I'm like, never.
Like I don't understand.
Yeah.
I think it's worthy.
It's a scene from Star Wars.
I thought it was funny.
Super.
There's a scene.
I don't know what it's one of the old ones.
So either it's like episode four, whatever the fuck were Darth Vader's in it and shit,
which he's yeah.
And they're like, you know how they have all these star destroyers, the big ships they're on.
And there's always like a the Empire's crew.
They're like dressing gray uniforms and talk very formal and shit like that.
And there's like the captain of the ship and they they just lost Hanseller where the trail
of some ship, right?
And he's like, we have we lost them.
And this guy goes up to the cat.
He was like, sir, we lost Hanseller in the ship.
And the captain's like, I will take full responsibility and apologize to Darth Vader myself.
And then it just cuts to a scene of him being choked.
Dude, it's amazing.
That's a noble captain.
Yeah, it's hilarious to think that this guy's like Darth Vader's gonna be cool with this by apologize.
Cuts to him being choked and the guy is just choking and dies.
I think that was a deeper moment like he knew he was gonna die.
And he's like, no, no, no, I'm pretty sure it was like, this is the right thing to do.
So it cuts right to him choking.
Right to him choking and then he dies and other goes apology accepted.
It's amazing, dude.
Like a simpler time.
Dude, it's so fun to watch stuff when you're adult and see those moments.
Dude, that's amazing.
It's hilarious, but crazy that he's evil, but worth writing down.
Oh my god.
All right.
What time we at?
Oh, we got 15 minutes.
We're good.
Draining knees.
You're a runner.
You run.
Yeah.
You ever had knees, fluid stuff?
Not fluid stuff.
Okay.
Which, you know, all these like ultra marathon runners are like David Goggins is another example.
Like comes up.
He drains his knees every day or every other day.
Every day.
There's so much fluid build up in his knees.
Well, like they're putting needles in there to drain out all this goop.
And I've watched videos of him doing it.
Oh.
And apparently this, can you imagine that's your life where you wake up and your knees are
so fucking nice.
Yeah.
You drain your knees of this.
It's like literally like pussies.
You're gonna say, because NFL players will get surgeries in the off season where it's
like a cleanup surgery where they just like, oh, take, I don't know what they do in there.
Oh.
Yeah.
Maybe like give her a scar tissue.
I should like that.
It might be scar tissue.
So he's kind of loose.
No, that's no.
Oh, I hate the idea of a clean up surgery.
You're gonna go on there and just scrub his butt and shit off.
Oh, man.
But talk about, well, this sounds worse.
He's still awake jamming needles into his knees.
Yeah.
Just because every day it swells up.
So I don't know what the reason is, but a lot of these ultra marathon runners.
He's doing too much.
I feel like you're doing too much if your knees are puffing up.
Trust me.
I totally get that point.
DeGog is for sure.
He's the pinnacle, but apparently there's, I shouldn't say common, but it happens a lot to
these ultra dudes.
And just to think of the putting a needle in your knee and the goop coming out every day.
Fucking insane.
What color is the goop?
You know, a translucent yellowie.
I know.
Because it's just in there.
Yeah, dude.
No, it's not nice.
If you want to grow yourself out, fans and you go go watch some people drain their knees.
Jesus.
I have a blast.
First time at the moon has another pet peeve written down like 80 since the last time we talked.
First time at the movies, Snapchat.
I think I know.
I think I know.
It's probably, this is a, you know, hypothesis.
A Snapchat from someone that's like first time at the movies were like they're taking an
act of Snapchat at a movie theater.
And first time at the movies.
A Snapchat they're taking in the movie theater.
Like I'm pretty sure I saw someone with a Snapchat that said first time at the movies.
For some, maybe like bad, it's since a while or whatever, but it's the caption is that.
It's a Snapchat.
Yeah.
But there's Snapchat in the movie theater.
It's like fucking don't do that.
What do you, yeah, it's like don't text me while you're driving.
Yeah, it's the place you're not supposed to do it.
Yeah.
Don't fucking do it.
Yeah, I'm more baffled that you're saying that this is the first time this person has ever
been in the movies and they're using Snapchat.
It's the caption I saw to have memories.
But I just remember like any time you're in a theater and someone's on their phone in any
shape or form, while the movies play, I should say if we're in there before I don't get
fuck.
But it's like, really?
You come to this space.
Maybe it was the previews.
Could be.
I don't know.
I should never get mad.
You're really looking for things to be mad about these days.
I've been pretty angry lately.
Yeah.
It's been a lot of stuff.
That's all that time alone.
You just become an angry person.
No joke, man.
I mean, it's way easier to get pissed off.
We're like, yeah, when you're someone else is there, you're like, oh, stop that, Pat.
Yeah.
Well, I think it desensitizes you to like not desensitize it acclimates you to humans and
like how they're so different than how you are in general.
I shouldn't say so different, but like when you're in a space with other people, then
you are different than humans.
Exactly.
Are you a human?
Shut up.
Point is.
Carry on.
Living with someone, you're like, okay, we share the space, whatever you kind of are used
to another person around you.
As opposed to when you're just alone all the time, you're truly the master of your own
domain.
And then you go out and about and people do stuff that's not thinking about you, which
is just, you know, everyone, it's, that's how it is.
Yeah.
And it's just easier to be like, the fuck, this isn't like my apartment.
Yeah, you are a king here.
Yeah, right.
And then anywhere else you're not.
And if you don't have another person there, you kind of go, why is it different outside
when obviously that's super logical?
Hence why all these pet peeves come out.
This is a COVID-peave.
I feel like this peave would not happen before.
Remote work, peave, man.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just, yeah, master of my domain.
And then anywhere else, not.
So I will continue to not, well, I should say continue.
Any more pet peeves that come up.
I'm going to avoid on this list.
Like I said, fellas, let's do one more.
All right.
Uh, but, uh, uh, oh, I mean, this isn't, we can say this one.
I guess fine.
Uh, let's think about this.
Look, there's been juries like his, you know, there's been historic cases that last super
long.
There's juries that are like, have been on for days or whatever and on a case because
it, they, they can't come to a fucking verdict.
And when I, when I did jury duty, I mean, you go for like four hours and then you get
a lunch, but then there's probably something to be said about how many cases have been
decided on because people just get hungry.
Like if you're going at it and you're not getting to make a decision, get out of here.
Yeah.
Right.
How many people was alive?
Have been decided because someone's like, I don't, I'm so hungry.
I don't fucking care anymore.
I'll just agree with you people.
Wow.
Dude, it's probably having a lot.
Yeah, maybe.
Like, if you got to that point though, that means it was like pretty close.
Uh, I mean, it has to be unanimous in criminal ones.
So it's like, there's probably some people are holding out or one person's holding out
and they feel strongly, but over time, they're just like, I'm so hungry or I'm so tired
of this.
I don't care anymore.
Not saying it's all cases, obviously, but trying to think if that scenario is more likely
to go the right way or not, what do you mean?
Like as in like the person's wrong.
If someone's holding out and causing this huge delay, they eventually flip.
Like odds are they still made the right decision.
It's all the other jurors thought that probably.
I mean, there's the, you ever seen the movie 12 Angry Men?
If not.
It's about the, about the one of me.
No, you haven't fucking seen it.
Call back already within the same podcast, but it's about the situation of one guy holding
out and then he ends up being right turns, turns everyone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which I think cases like that have happened in history.
Did you spoil the movie?
Fuck.
It's pretty old movie plot twist.
I've never seen the movie.
I just know the plot.
It's supposed to be a historic.
It's a really, really good movie.
We should watch it.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to be done.
There's a dick, dude.
An exclusionary rule for murder when cops, I'm learning more.
Why do you study so much law?
I don't know, dude.
It's so interesting because there's all these little like, again, the loopholes.
Apparently if cops don't, because I think about this, you know when like a cop in a movie
or a TV show or in real life, when they show up and they go, we have a warrant.
We search a place or cops do things illegally without a warrant.
If they do not have a warrant and you murdered someone, they find it.
There's an exclusionary rule for that.
It's like because it's in our constitution.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They found it without a warrant.
Yeah.
So that's it.
So if you murdered someone, isn't that crazy?
Even if obviously you did it, it was terrible, but they didn't have a warrant.
A warrant.
They have to throw the case out.
That's fucking, I mean, it'd be worse the other way if they didn't need a warrant to
do anything they want.
Yeah.
But it's kind of crazy to think that, I mean, you to hope they would, like what are the
scenarios where that happens?
Just a cop is hellbent on looking for evidence and find it.
I guess like a detective or something.
Like, do you think a cop should know or a detective should know those were?
Yeah, I also don't know like, all right, you're a cop in a situation where obviously you
can hear a woman being murdered at home.
Do you have the right to just bust into the home?
Oh, yeah.
But like, so where's the warrant there?
I think a civilian could bust into a home.
That's where I don't understand this rule thing.
Or there's this exclusionary rule for it.
There's no warrant, but then there's some situation.
I know, you know, probable cause, but I don't know how does that stand up in court when
you're like, oh, yeah, I'd heard a woman screaming.
I feel like a woman screaming negates all the rules.
But I could be just screaming about not being murdered while they're not being murdered.
I don't listen, man.
I don't have all the speech.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's just I've heard a woman screaming for them not being murdered like, it's happened
before or maybe they were being murdered.
I just didn't know you ignored it.
I don't know.
Have you ever been in a like I've been outside and heard a woman scream somewhere and
I've been like, that was weird, but I wasn't going to go find where the source of the
scream was.
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
She's probably fine.
Probably.
Yeah.
Hope.
What do we have?
All right.
Pride down the ramp up.
We need to reoccur.
I don't even know what reoccur.
We do at this point.
If you have a pet peeve, probably just blast it out in the last fucking four minutes.
I talked about learning last time, right?
We did.
Okay.
That's a big learning man.
I'll do a small one.
Actually, I don't know if I've said this.
If I said when people say no worries, I don't know if you haven't said that.
It's kind of annoying.
I say it's so much.
Dude, there's situations where you can say no worries and it makes sense.
Yeah.
There's also situations where like, dude, I say no worries to you a ton.
I'm just saying no worries, homie.
Like, this is a fucking 90% of the time we're talking.
Okay.
Well, no, this is a very small one, but there goes.
I think just in specific instances, someone says no worries and I'm like, I know there's
no worries.
I wasn't apologizing for anything.
I hear you.
I'm trying to think, if an example.
I just say it's so much.
Specifically to you is the most waste part.
Like if I say thanks and then someone's like, no worries, it's like, well, well, that's
the wrong context.
Yeah.
Well, people do that all the time though.
Some people it's just programmed through.
True.
I do that work a lot.
Yeah.
I have been shifting more to happy to help when someone says thanks for something and
I say, I historically have said no worries.
Oh, it's kind of like nope.
I say no problem a lot.
I say that one too.
It's kind of the same thing.
It's the same thing.
But I've been using happy to help more because I've read somewhere some TED talk or
listen to something.
I was like, here's words that things that you shouldn't say, things you say and think
like the changing version.
I was like, all right, I'll try.
But then I feel like I'm working on a fucking McDonald's.
I'm like, happy to help my pleasure.
Yeah, it just feels weird.
But like, we'll be having a conversation and one of us, and you've said it to me too,
where we go, I'll be like, either I can't make the podcast or we have to re-schedule
and be like, I'll be like, no worries, man.
It's fun.
Yeah.
Well, that makes more sense because it's more of a like, sorry, I can't make it.
Like if someone says, no worries, no problems.
The things version I understand more where you're going, thanks for doing this for me.
And instead of saying you're welcome or happy to help, you go, no worries, man.
It's like, oh, I didn't know I was indebted to you.
It's a good thing we're having this conversation in a lesson on it.
So you never say it again.
It's a great lesson in perspective because in my head, I go, no one would ever think like,
I'm being like, no worries, dude.
Well, here, this is why it's a small peave.
I know no one really means it that way.
No, it's the time.
Okay.
But it's just like, use a different phrase in some scenarios.
I'm going to wait the text when I send it next time for you to be like, use a fucking
different phrase, dude.
Or start using phrases for the wrong context where you're like, hey, I can't make the
post go happy to help.
It's more like a phraseyology thing.
I hear you.
That makes sense.
All right.
On that note, it's time to add.
Bye people.