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problem spot guest. I was going guys so good.
I don't know why that sounded really sad opening.
It's a weird. The last one we added it sounded kind of like
downbeat. We sounded tired. Yeah. So let's bring the
energy. Okay. Alright.
Yeah.
You don't know our games.
I don't. Yeah. It's cool, dude.
Inside Joe's. You say his up. No. He says it. I'm not.
And you say, I can't handle that pressure. That's way too much.
We couldn't do it. Alright. Well, on that note, let's just get into it.
With this energy that we're bringing.
Ashley Madison, the affair website. Did any of you guys know of this?
You knew about it growing up? Well, he's used it.
I used it growing up. No, I knew about it.
I don't know when I learned about it, but they had legit ads like in the
on TV and stuff. Really? That's so we.
I didn't realize that was so like open. Yeah. Like they were so in
your face about it. Yeah. I thought it would be like you'd finally
an add on like a porn. So what is it? How does it work?
It's literally just like a dating website. But literally for people
who are looking to cheat on their spouse. That's all. Yeah.
Apparently for a fake account. No. See how it works. Yeah.
I have a fake account for sure. Research. Yeah.
I looked into it a little bit. There was some.
The reason it re came up is because there was some big thing that happened.
Like three or five years ago where a bunch of the information got leaked about
high-powered people that were cheating on their spouses.
And my boss, who you also you both know, was saying that like you can go
check this list now to see if any of your bosses names are on it.
It's just a massive list with all the data on everyone who's cheating on their spouse.
Yeah. Which that's the game you play though.
If you're like going on a website and just entering your data into this website that houses people cheating on each other.
Do you not have like a secret identity on the website?
No. Well, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I promise I will never die.
Yeah. I have no idea. But even then when you sign up for it.
You're going to have to enter your lip to pay for it.
Yeah. There's going to be something like tied to your actual name.
Yeah.
Because you'd be like big pussy, popper, five, six, nine.
But then your real name is attached to that.
That's Evan's name.
No. No. I just saw it on the website. It's not me.
But no. Yeah. I knew it existed and I proposed actually for the law firm that we advertise on there.
Oh, yeah. I remember you telling me about that.
Yeah. It's a good idea.
And one of them said that's gross.
Yeah. Yeah. It is gross.
That is the demographic. Like they are married and they are going to get a divorce probably.
And you could see, yeah, you could see in the light of it's actually preventing more damage.
Because you'd be like people are going, if they see the divorce thing, they might, they might be like,
okay, I should probably get divorce, I probably shouldn't cheat.
Or they get divorced before they cheat.
I don't think about that.
And Ashley Madison might be like, no, we don't want that.
We want them to keep cheating.
That's our death.
We won't make money if they get a divorce.
True. Yeah.
So, can you not be on there?
Yeah. If you're divorced, if you're like single, can you still go on there?
Oh, that's a good question.
Probably because then people can cheat with you on their spouse.
Okay.
I think, again, I haven't been on it.
Totally not.
Yeah. Who would I cheat on?
That's a sad sentence.
I can't even cheat on any of them.
Who the fuck would I cheat on?
There's no one.
I have nobody to cheat on.
It's a fun alone thing.
That would be a good one a point.
I hope someday you find someone that you can totally cheat on.
Oh, man. This is why we're friends.
Because you say things like that.
There's very meaningful shows that you care.
Yeah. I guess that it's crazy, but I guess it's not too crazy.
The idea of the website, but just like, I would have expected it to be on some like Craigslist or something.
I mean, someone saw the niche and they're like, fuck it.
This is happening.
Yeah.
So I'm just going to set up a platform for it.
Yeah.
Because it's not that organized the movement of cheating.
I said it was probably just reserved for classifieds on Craigslist and someone brought it, made it, you know, sexier, I guess.
Yeah.
Because they have a whole website, you know.
Yeah. I've seen the commercials for them.
Where it's like Ashley Madison looking to do something.
It's crazy.
There's ads for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's surprising.
It's crazy. I've seen the ads do.
So again, who do I have the cheat on?
Yeah. I wonder why you're in their target demographic.
I don't know.
It might be on an important site.
It also might be like, like, we're not saying nails.
It's like this cheater right here.
Say it.
I'm probably a skeet.
Do it.
I'm fucking dare you.
But like, with a whole, maybe a single person, they're just looking for, they know you're single.
Yeah, I could add to that pool.
Get on here so you can cheat someday.
I wonder, dude, I wonder if they like, probably not, but if they have any like, trying to recruit people who are single and good looking to induce more cheating.
So they can like, use your advertisement.
Look at this example of people cheating.
Like this, this wife or husband cheat.
Do they have pictures of people on the website?
I feel like they probably put super hot people on there.
But then you can just get a model.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, true.
But like, to your point, I was thinking, I thought you were going to go down the route of bring you in and then put you like as like a featured thing when like someone goes on and they're like, oh man.
I don't know if this is for me.
And then you just throw heaven at the top and they're just like, I'm cheating.
You know?
You know what?
You're just in the queue.
Yeah, I'm just right there on the dude side.
On the dude side.
Yeah, just on the dude side.
Yeah, just on the dude side.
I'm going to do it.
Oh, fuck.
The guys are just like, oh.
Straight guys becoming gay.
And yeah.
What can't be done on Ashley Madison?
Do you think you were straight?
Check out this guy.
Check out this guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just thought it was weird.
All right.
Street joke.
I think I already got, I want to say your name.
I already got you with this one a while ago.
Dominic Damien, Crochex, a third.
All right.
Well, that, there goes that.
You have to have a third?
No, it just sounds more.
That sounds awesome.
He's at best a second.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not even.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got to have a dad.
I'm trying to get you know.
You have, you keep, you know, everyone's always said I don't, I don't have a family.
It's like, it is one of my favorite, the highest tone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to go back to the ring now.
I'm going to go back to the ring now.
All right.
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute?
Is it a joke or a serious question?
I'm asked, well, it's a joke, but yeah.
Okay.
What's the difference?
Do you know the answer?
Dude, you don't, that's gross.
You don't even know the difference between a baby and a prostitute?
I honestly can't tell.
That's the joke.
Is that you go, oh, I don't know.
And I go, you don't know the difference between a baby and a prostitute.
It's fucked up.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
As you did.
You got so good.
I feel like there's a lot of jokes that do like, like what do you call a black pilot?
A pilot.
Yeah, you fucking racist.
Yeah.
That's a lot of jokes like that.
I see.
Yeah.
That's fun.
Evan was.
It's a fun one.
Is he all of that?
What do you call a black pilot?
I want it to be said.
Someone say it.
No, no, no.
It's a cop out of that.
Not yet.
That's not the cop out of that.
Yeah.
Episode 20.
We'll be ripping that thing.
We're almost there.
I know.
We got to prepare ourselves.
But don't worry.
By the time you'll be in improv 501, and it'll be, yeah, they let you say it.
It's all that.
It's just the N word over and over.
That's in the next level.
It's the dark arts of improv.
It's part of accents.
It's part of accents.
Once we learn accents, we can say the N word because we got to act like a black guy.
That's true.
Okay.
Well, on to the next thing.
Release the goo if you think about cheating.
Now, I just, I like the phrase release the goo.
I haven't heard that before.
It's a good one.
Yeah.
You got to get the goo out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a proven method, I think.
Which, if you're thinking about cheating, it's probably already not going great.
If you're at the point of like, man, if I don't do something, I'm going to cheat.
Yeah, I feel like that's a very premeditated way to think about cheating.
Yeah.
I feel like when cheating happens, you're like at a club.
Yeah.
And you see someone and then it just happens.
Yeah.
I guess.
Yeah.
I guess I don't know.
Yeah.
People probably premeditate as well.
Yeah.
I mean, it's what you're saying is probably what happens way more of like, oh, this is happening.
Now, there's no time to go run off and jack off and like a bathroom.
Yeah.
Which you actually, maybe, if you're at a bar, just run to the bathroom and jack off in a bar bathroom.
Still probably not going well.
Yeah.
Like, shit, I have to jack off now or else I'm going to cheat.
Yeah.
Do you really think it's a build up like that?
What do you mean?
The build up to cheating where you have to release the goo.
Or if it's strictly like a moment in time kind of thing.
Because there's been stories of like, you know, the build up like, oh, I knew them in high school.
Like the person we know where it's like a girl cheated friend of ours.
Oh, like, oh, it was someone she knew from high school.
So that's like a slow build up of person to cheat with versus club build up.
Yeah.
I guess the true.
Yes.
I guess.
That's an interesting point.
I feel like when people cheat, it's probably pretty often someone they've known for a while.
Yeah.
I would think.
Really?
I would think.
Versus like a rando at a bar.
I feel like that's more common.
I feel like it's always like the yoga instructor.
Yeah.
A rand poor with.
I guess, but that still feels somewhat random to me.
But as opposed to someone you like, no, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's true, but I just think it's like, it's more outside because the one your time,
I was like, they've known each other all their life.
And it was like, oh, it was bound to happen eventually.
But I feel like the yoga instructor, you've been to a few classes with.
Feel still as random as like a bar.
She's like, it's so outside of your, the people you know, it's a person that you're
paying for a service.
And that service involves sex.
I do.
Yeah, included in the class.
It's included in the practice.
Yeah, I'm doing an interesting thing to look at.
I have no idea.
I just, in my head, I go, most people are cheating when they're like out and about.
And they're either drunk or doing something.
And it just like happens as like a one night thing.
But maybe I'm wrong.
Yeah, I did not look up the.
Actually, we just had a friend who went through.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, who just went, who is, who is, who leans in your example of someone they knew
from high school.
Yeah.
Which, so it sounds like this excited.
You have two examples.
Fuck.
Fine.
I'm just saying if you're thinking about cheating out there, go jack offers.
And if your girl, go flick your bean, whatever you do.
Did you know this on a podcast?
The likely, the most likely time for a woman to cheat is at peak fertility.
Yeah, it makes sense.
Yeah.
When they're ovulating.
Yeah, which is when?
What is the more horny?
What age?
Oh, just like, just when they're like, you know, like the, yeah, what is it for a week
before or whatever?
What is the cycle called?
Abulation cycle?
Yeah.
So like, whenever that peak time is with them there, that's when it's most likely to happen.
Which that makes total sense though.
Right.
Because like when they're on their period, they're probably a little lot.
They just, it's whenever they want to have sex the most.
Yeah.
But it doesn't.
And guys just want to have sex all the time.
So your point of.
Go release.
Yeah.
Probably makes a lot of.
So for girls, it would be when you're ovulating stay inside.
Yeah.
It sounds way worse.
Yeah, for a whole week, don't leave the house.
Don't get to be.
You cheating bitch.
Uh, okay.
It's often the world's problems.
One thing at a time, you know.
That's what we're doing.
Russian and Chinese skyscrapers in New York from New York, real estate accounts.
I keep hearing about this stuff of like, there's skyscrapers after skyscrapers being
just bought by foreign interest and then they're just empty.
But I haven't really looked into how people are validating that.
I mean, this is anecdotal, but they do that in China for sure.
America does?
Are you saying Chinese Chinese?
No, not Chinese.
Like, because you can't.
I don't know why they hide it.
It doesn't make any sense.
I never asked for clarity and I never asked Chinese person for clarity either.
But in order to, this is what our, I guess you could call it host.
Yeah.
I was there for, I was there for work.
The person that would pick us up from our hotel and drive us to the plant.
Mm hmm.
Told us because we were driving around at night.
And I see like two lights on on these massive skyscrapers.
And there's like maybe seven of them in like a cool semi-circle.
Yeah.
You'll see like seven lights.
And I'm like, why?
No one just home at night or anything.
He's like, no.
In order to bribe local officials, you can't directly pay them a bribe, but they own the buildings.
And all you do is just buy you money laundering.
Yeah, it's just, yeah, he just buy units and that's how you bribe the person.
Because that's like the legal way.
But who cares if you're, if you're in the government's pocket of a communist country,
just can't you just give them money.
Yeah, that one makes, why the facade though?
Right.
Because it makes more sense here.
Right.
Because it's that I get the reason of they're using it for money laundering here, where they have an asset somewhere else and the money's more hidden in terms of you.
But like, yeah, if you're in communist China, why?
It's like you're just like adding an extra step and more money for nopers.
But at the same time, the government does go to a great degree to make it seem like it's not corrupt, even in those places where it's so plainly corrupt.
I just don't, I wonder if it is actually happening here.
Probably is.
Yeah.
No, I know a way to check that though.
I don't know if this government related, but I could totally see it being like a,
Oh, I just true.
Yeah, we're like, they, they just want to have put their money in a building that exists and then just make it seem like they're paying for that building.
But I don't know, man.
I would, I would make the argument too that if the Chinese and the Russians are doing that, we're probably doing that as well everywhere.
It may be a greater degree.
So like BlackRock is buying.
Yeah, sure.
And just buying the land so that they can own the land and get the lights on.
Well, isn't it just an investment?
Like, what's the corruption about it to just buy a building and not use it at all?
Maybe you have the right to do that, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, but there's something, there's something more involved with like your buying property owned in a city that could be used for,
that could actually be providing a use for the people living in the city.
So when you use laws around that, you mean?
I don't think so.
I think that's why it can't happen.
But it's like almost, well, yeah, I guess if it's down to the like market,
I mean, I can literally just buy a house as an investment, never rent it out.
Just keep it.
Hope it goes up in value.
Yeah, then sell it.
I got to imagine that there's, well, I don't even know if I agree with this, but similar to, I think it brought a while ago,
like the hospital stuff that if you want to have a hospital, there's a board that typically is filled with other hospital CEOs that say if you can have a hospital,
so they let the competition essentially work as a regulatory board around if they allow hospitals into an area,
which ends up with a ton of corruption because the competition can literally go, no, no, you can't bring a hospital here that's going to compete with us,
which they do that more than not.
That's it.
Well, excuse me.
So far?
Don't worry about it.
But so I got to imagine there's probably something similar for cities and zoning and people have to get on board with the city government to allow for a skyscraper build.
You can't just like buy a lot and just build it.
I got to imagine there's so much red tape.
Yeah, you're blocking a certain city view or something like that.
I had no say in the buildings that just went up in Milwaukee.
No, they do.
Something saying, who does the government walkie?
The government?
I thought you said the people.
Oh, the people probably do, but there's probably like the board or the city council that they are the people that represent that final.
Yeah, they represent the people.
You come in and you do your argument like this would affect us.
But at the end of the day, they're slamming the gamble shows up to those probably.
No one shows up to it.
Yeah, where they hope no one shows up to it.
So I don't know.
One way of saying it's probably happening.
Yeah.
What degree?
Who knows?
Yeah.
Language doesn't analogy for free market interactions.
I don't want to touch that.
That sounds like too much.
Wait, what was it?
Was it, give me a synopsis.
You said smart things and I want you to break them up.
So language, right?
It has developed entirely without any control.
It is, it is, an example, music is another example of this, of things where without any one giving it direction,
being like, whoa, we need to do this or do this.
Letting it truly be free.
Language is one of the more complex ones to point to of just naturally refined itself.
It is naturally become the most efficient thing by nature.
By letting people interact.
It has become so efficient at doing what it does.
And all the variations it does all across the world with no government entity going,
this is the way you got to speak.
Yeah, okay.
And it is an analogy to a marketplace that we get into this pocket of thinking that without the government's hand,
that everything would fall apart.
But it is more similar to language than most people believe in that.
In history, when you look at it, it is truly, and it is very rare in history to find where there is no intervention
because for most of the time there is a lot of government intervention.
When it is let alone, it ends up like a language where things become extremely efficient.
Because all the private interests are working with each other as opposed to some interest that is uninvolved going,
hey, this is the way I want it.
I want my take.
So, there you go.
You got it.
It makes some sense.
Interesting analogy.
It makes this work group.
Well, that is really good, Evan.
That is good, baby.
Well, it is so good.
It is good, baby.
Oh, you are so smart.
Keep going, dude.
Keep saying other stuff.
Don't stop.
Stay on that level.
You stay on that libertarian stuff.
It is so cute.
He is good.
People told everyone persistent and keep asking people out.
This is a thing that has probably been discussed about it before.
But there is that, I feel like when I was younger, people would sometimes tell me this in regards to dating where people will go,
oh, if they say no, just keep asking them out.
Have you ever heard that?
I have never heard that before.
You have never heard anyone.
I have had some old heads tell me shit like that.
I have been working at the pizza place and I worked with this 55 year old meth head.
I would just be talking about like, yeah, I am going to be like, dude, just keep asking around.
It is persistence.
It is like at some point in history that was like drilled into the male figure's head of like,
you have to just keep asking.
I mean, that is literally what Grant Cardone said he did for his wife too.
So, it is like, now it is a bunch of business bros thinking the same thing too.
And he uses it as like a course in analogy to sales as well, where it is like,
a no is a level of interest because she wasn't interested at all.
She wouldn't have said no, no is the lowest level.
What was she have said?
She wouldn't have said anything if she was, she is just rondoing.
She is not giving you attention so therefore she has some level of interest.
That is so backwards.
It is flowing up that she says no.
So, if she looks at you, if you talk to her and she looks at you, she is interested.
You now have a level of interest.
You have gotten it.
You have, it is time to execute.
Had what you sought.
And a no is not a no forever.
It is just a no right now.
12 knows and a yes.
That is a yes.
That is a yes.
Everybody just remembers the last season.
You know what I mean?
So, yes.
God.
It looks out all the knows.
Yes, so I guess that logic of, I have never tried that.
I feel like that is kind of a common couple story where like,
I was like, I kept saying no and eventually I came to it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and then they end up in our office.
Exactly.
DeForce Court, baby.
Yeah, it is just, it is a one that everyone smiles like it seems like it is having a revival.
Or like certain, because I thought that was again, people like, from two generations ago,
were saying that, but it seems like it is being used again because it came up in my feet.
People were like, just be persistent, man.
No.
That is crazy.
Yeah, it is like, it is like, it is also said it was a method telling you that?
Well, yeah, but I saw recently in something like it was in the zeitgeist of Reddit bullshit.
Yeah.
But it is just like, feel like relationship advice.
It is one thing Reddit just does not get right now.
No, no, dude.
I mean, there is the classic Am I the asshole subreddit that is just filled with like,
the obvious answer to some really shitty relationship, like, they are either going to abuse physically
or something and be like, Am I the asshole for saying no?
Yeah.
It is just like, what the fuck?
And some people on Reddit will be like, yeah, you should probably listen to his side of
the story.
Like, there is people giving that advice.
Wow.
So, it is good stuff.
Anyway, be persistent folks, if they say no, just keep going.
Drones appearing in New Jersey, that is kind of stale.
Pretty stale was crazy.
Well, did you anything come of that?
The government said that they knew about it now.
The FFA admitted to knowing about it.
Yeah.
So, they lied initially and went, we know nothing about it.
I feel like that is aligned with like the alien things too from a while ago.
Yeah.
I feel like the government is just slowly introducing us.
Yeah.
They totally know more.
But they are just giving us pieces to chew on.
Yeah.
And that is actually, I don't know.
But aesthetically, what if the someone knew, but they just didn't communicate it to other
departments?
Like, the information.
Could have happened that way.
Yeah.
Like someone knew and they were just like, oh, yeah, we totally know about that.
And then it just didn't make it rounds.
But it took a long time.
But it just didn't make it rounds to everybody kind of thing.
Yeah.
The one thing I don't understand with that is that like, when it was going on, people were like,
we have no idea.
It was like governors of cities saying that, which I would imagine the federal government,
if they know anything, they say anything to those people relatively quick.
But I actually don't know how the meaning either.
I imagine it is very inefficient.
Whatever it is.
But what did the government say about it?
So they said they knew about it.
And did they say what it was?
Yeah, they said it was a mix of government.
What do you call it?
Not issued, but sanctioned drones, personal drones, and something else.
But they're like, oh, yeah, we knew about them being up there.
And it was okay.
I don't know what the reason was for not communicating it, though.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, anyway, that's so anticlimactic.
Yeah.
I'm over here hoping aliens have touched down.
This is not my joke, but also it's pretty, pretty bad.
We'll say we'll cut it and then keep it in.
Yeah.
It's literally the idea of a children's museum, but it's like, you know, like if you go to a museum for dinosaurs,
it's just dead dinosaurs.
Yeah.
That would just be, we'll go.
God.
Just the children's museum.
So just dead kids, just dead kids everywhere.
Just tax it, probably.
Yeah, essentially like that.
They're like body world, but it's just like dead kids.
What?
I'm not doing it justice.
We'll move on.
Aliens uniting Congress.
Never.
Well, it's one of those things that when this stuff comes up, it's the only thing that one of the very few things they're bipartisan on.
Aliens?
Yeah.
Because all this stuff we're like, they do all get along.
Yeah, like the congressional, because it comes down to the government, the federal government does some stuff.
They don't tell Congress.
Someone in Congress gets a wind of it happening and then they all go, well, we want to know they feel like left out.
And then they all band together to be like, we want the information now.
And so that's what's going on.
Just one of the few unifying things in Congress, I guess, where they feel like they've been cheated out of information.
It's not about uniting, they just want to truly want to be involved.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
So I've earned this position.
Yeah, pretty much.
With votes.
Yes.
Uh, coworker randomly point out non-fick.
Oh, here we are.
We're at the thing you said earlier.
A coworker randomly points out non-fixible issues that aren't really issues.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's just me complaining about stuff.
It keeps on going.
It's just like one person particular at the company who is maybe on the spectrum.
I don't know.
Well, go out of his way to like point stuff out that nothing's broken.
It's not an issue, but he doesn't like it.
For example, loading these files via this method that are larger than the recommended size,
but it doesn't affect anything.
It's just like a recommendation.
And him going, hey, this is not his over the limit.
It's like, but he's not in the product I'm working on.
He is cross team coming, coming over and spending time on this thing.
And then being like, hey, man, this thing.
As if no one's working on anything.
It does it a lot.
So it'd be like HR heading over into marketing and being like, hey, marketing.
Something non-HR related to fix it pretty much.
This is another engineer I take.
It is.
But he's on to product.
I've met a lot of engineers that do that.
Like the hyper focus on details that just don't need to be prioritized at the moment.
It's one thing if it's like in a meeting and you're just bringing it up to like, hey,
eventually we should address this.
I get that.
Then just throw in tech debt.
We have enough.
We have a big bucket for that.
But it's like, goes out of his day to message me directly about this one thing that like,
it's like, what are you working?
What are you doing?
That you have the bandwidth to go?
It's a great comeback.
You should say that.
Yeah, but I'm like, I don't want to fucking start a fire because he's like, I just go like,
oh, yeah, man, that's crazy, but I got someone should do something.
Yeah, it's exactly like, wow, that should be fixed.
I have a lot of time.
Yeah, go after it.
But if I do that though, which I have done, then he starts commenting on like code changes
there that he doesn't have context to.
So like the things he's saying, he doesn't understand why we're doing them.
So he'll make comments like, no, man, this piece can't go in that way.
And I'll be like, no, no, this is, you missed the thing before this that makes this work.
And so if I invite him to do things on that product, then he becomes someone of a monster himself.
So it's, I've learned to just be like, oh, kind of what you just said.
Be like, oh, yeah, cool, dude.
Yeah, wow, it's real, it's sweet.
Yeah, good on you.
Wow.
Yeah, nothing worse than a drunk woman.
Just gets straight to it.
I don't even remember why I put this down.
It's not like I've been around a lot of drunk women as of late.
Literally sits in his apartment and things happen and then he puts it on the list.
So there must have been a drunk woman in his apartment.
Just in my apartment.
Yeah, a bunch of drunk women.
I had a Haram party.
Was it someone yelling outside?
I'm trying to guess why it was on the list.
Was it someone yelling out and like your little whatever.
I think you know, it's becoming that guy.
Like keep it down out there.
I think you're exactly right.
But it was my, the neighbor that's right next to me,
not the neighbor that I had hooked up with was having a big party.
Yeah.
But it was just like a girls night thing and it was just like that.
Just hearing like hearing the from forced laughs to just being like,
oh my god, I'm so drunk.
Over and over and over and me being like, wow, I want to hit that.
I just want to hit that.
Exactly that thought.
So why aren't I there?
I need this.
This is so hot.
All right, for parody, what's the drunk dude analogy?
Oh, drunk one's drunk dude's way worse.
You think so that's worse.
That drunk woman.
You said there's nothing worse than a drunk.
Fuck.
From a guy's perspective, I get.
Yeah.
I say I'm genuine trying to think because the equivalent is just like a bunch of dudes playing beat or ball.
I'd be like, fuck yeah.
Like blasting music probably.
Yeah, but the extremes for the guy version are way worse.
That's the thing.
If we're being honest here, because like the girl extreme version is like,
maybe there's a fight, but most mostly it's probably just like then crying.
I think.
Guy one can be arranging from fighting each other to raping somebody.
I feel like they have, I mean it's cheating.
Cheating?
It was up there.
Well, girl can also do that one.
True.
But like I feel like the guy's potential for violence in all directions is just
potentially to a point without all that.
Oh, dude, it's our way worse.
Yeah.
Like, the streams of the dudes.
Do you think guys are girls drunk drive more?
Guys.
For sure.
Huh.
Yeah.
Well, what do you think?
That answers that.
No, I was just, that was my, when you were talking about the extremes,
I was just like, yeah, like which one would drunk drive more?
I think guys probably just do drunk stupid shit in general at a high array.
Yeah.
I think guys are more drunk wrestling.
It's a big one.
Benefit to my life.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Who would ever do that?
That's crazy.
What time are we at?
Before I keep going on this list, 30.
Oh, wow.
I feel like we, you know, you're burning material.
I'm serious.
I'm just ripping through this list.
Oh, so many are related to aliens.
I just been skipping over.
I feel like I just, there's so many aliens.
I just backfilled this episode with so many, so much alien stuff.
All right, let's get off the alien stuff.
Wissie was invented.
I don't know if this was for Scotland or Ireland.
And then for the next 20 years, nothing substantial is, I think it's Scotland.
But there's a period where like, Wissie was made.
And then there's no substantial invention that came out of that land for 200 years.
I only know what the one to break the 200 years was.
When was Wissie invented?
I don't know.
I feel like that's a pertinent piece of information.
Probably.
I guess I don't think of Scotland as inventing anything.
Well, they invented Scotch.
Oh, Scotch is from Scotch.
Scotch is Wissie.
So Wissie, but I don't think, well, I don't know, because I didn't look it up,
but I don't think it started in the hills of Scotland.
But maybe it did.
I have no idea.
But it's a shit.
There's the problem with this document.
There's so many details.
I don't know, because I was just like, that's, I mean, to not invent something for 200 years relative to other places.
They're saying we're all because of Wissie.
Like they were just drunk for 200 years.
Yeah, they were literally like made in.
They're like, wow, this is great.
We don't have to do anything ever again.
They just drank themselves into a stupor for 200 years.
What did they drink before?
Probably just beer.
Yeah.
Probably.
Ale.
Ale was a big thing.
I learned the other day.
My brother told me this, that ale is literally just beer without hops.
The hops make it beer.
Oh.
There's at the the coars tour we learned.
It's like there's two types of beer.
One of them's ale.
I forgot what the other one is.
Yeah.
So it's literally just once you had hops.
It's beer.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Well, the more you know, the more you know, there's a logger the other one.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Ale and logger.
Hmm.
Could be.
I have no clue.
Down.
Back on topic.
What has been invented in the last 200 years?
AI.
Well, yeah.
But I'm trying to think of like other countries other than the United States where it's like kind of industrious.
Like we've come up with a bunch of stuff in the past 200 years.
But I got to imagine most most China's doing a lot of robots these days.
China's doing a lot of robots these days.
The robots are trying to do them too.
They're getting sentient over there.
Yeah.
Do you see that video?
I was talking about this last night of.
There's a video of them like doing some demonstration in public with these robots.
And one like tries to fight a woman.
Yeah.
So I just saw that.
Is this like a security robot?
Yeah.
Dude, it looked like a drug dude.
It was like getting her face all in the bag.
Come on.
No, it's not worth it, man.
It's like, come on, bitch.
They have emotions.
Yeah.
It looks so funny.
I'm doing this for your protection.
Yeah.
I guess it's a testament to their engineering because it really looked human.
It truly looked like a person being held back.
Did you see the other one though where they had like.
They added muscular skeletal.
Like it looked like a person's body now where they like zapping it with signals.
They added like synthetic muscles to essentially a skeleton.
So it looks like a full human.
And it's like it's held up.
And they're like sending signals to it via electricity.
So it's now.
So it actually works like muscles.
It gets tense up.
Yeah.
So like take the one you saw of the Chinese demonstration and then you start slapping this muscle on it.
So it looks like a full human.
Yeah.
It's a common man.
A guy who lifts.
That's even dangerous.
Yeah.
We're able to hold them back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A few child effort.
But that's it's coming man.
I think we're going to like.
It's going to be here so quick soon.
And we're just going to be so it's going to be normal though.
Yeah.
Oh, the robots.
And then now we just have robots everywhere walking around doing shit.
I mean, there's a I mean they already have that.
Well, not walking around out there.
Yeah.
But they have like the in-home ones.
I think Tesla made it or something.
Whoever it is.
What do they do?
They just do like household chores where you they carry stuff.
They kind of think they're at the level of like they can cook you a full meal.
Yes.
But the company called figure that is making that and they have their own of course like proprietary
model that it can learn what new objects are based on like how like or how to interact with new objects.
Not like it has the visual it can see.
Yeah.
What it is.
And then if it's never interacted with before it makes like it can make educated guesses as to what it's
uses based on the data of everything that it's seen.
That's pretty nuts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And there's just going to be I think the first step at least from what I was reading from figures website is like
they're just going to make like around the house helper.
Like basically a room by that can walk around.
It can dust for you.
Can clean for you.
Can jack you off.
Can kill you in your sleep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean the fact that the once we give it legs and the ability to just walk around.
That's when things are now changed forever.
Yeah.
They can just traverse things that we can traverse typically.
Yeah.
Dad's danger.
Oh yeah.
I mean you have to see the video of this thing being held back but it looks if you had that thing coming at you.
Bad time.
To verify.
Yeah dude.
It's not good.
Can't feel pain.
Yeah.
I mean and it could buy pepper spray that won't do shit.
Yeah dude you're fucked.
And it's made out of metal or plastic that's hard enough to do some serious damage.
You have a gun.
But yeah they're China's putting them in their factories now.
Like it's helping with manufacturing stuff.
Which is crazy because like the fact that they're humanoid looking.
Yeah.
Like that was a hold back for a while to where they didn't look like humans because it wasn't efficient.
Like the controls didn't work well.
But now it would be the place where it is.
Yeah.
We're going to have Westworld in like two years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then sex robots.
It's coming.
You're holding out.
Hey man you can't cheat on the sex robot.
Yeah.
That's the only thing they're there for.
Yeah.
That's right.
Okay.
Why is their income cap on disabled people but not billionaires?
Oh.
This is um.
There's this subreddit called Fluent Finance.
And for a long time I think I told you about this where they like for a long time they would have actual good financial advice and tips.
And now the post have just become like politicized absolute crap to the point where I'm subscribed.
But one of the ones I found before was this whole thing.
Why is there an income cap on disabled people but not billionaires?
And it's.
I feel like it's too obvious.
Because as a disabled person you're not like.
You're not working for someone getting disability.
The billionaire is making the money.
Yeah.
It's like to talk about the income cap on disability received.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
They can make their own money and do a job though right?
There's no cap on that.
No.
Right.
Yeah.
So what's the conversation?
That's what I'm saying.
Like that subreddit has not been filled with points like that.
Also Elon Musk has autism.
Isn't disabled.
Can we talk about that for a second of like.
I don't know if it's true.
Well, okay.
But let's all hear.
Well, I shouldn't say all.
My opinion is that he definitely is on some kind of, he's off.
Like in terms of.
Yeah, I could see it.
The way he interacts with people, he seems like he has some level of social.
Whatever.
Ineptitude.
Well, it is hilarious to me that the people who are so like adamant about autism and the spectrum
and how we have to be very like caring and like the second it's him,
they're like fuck that guy.
This guy's the biggest piece of shit in the world.
It's like the gloves are off when it's that guy.
Yeah, feeling it shines a real light into like the true intention of people who are pushing
those things super hard of being like, oh man, I feel for you unless you're rich.
Then fuck yeah.
Yeah.
There's a, what do you call it?
Like once you get past a certain point of like, oh, there's, I'm, it might be as like crazy as like,
oh, you're above me in some way.
Yeah.
As long as you're disabled and below me, I care, but if you're disabled doing better,
yeah, oh, the phrase like people want to see you do well, just not better than them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's too fucking real.
It's just fucked.
It's so sad.
It's so annoying.
It is.
Or you see the, again, the same people who are like advocating for people who like murdered someone who has autism.
He had autism, it's not his fault, but then like, you know, I'm asking.
Like do they say about the Luigi Mangio, the guy?
Oh, I don't know.
Okay.
I was just making an example of I've seen the extreme things of them being like someone like beat the shit out of someone
like, oh, he's on autism.
He didn't, he didn't know or like, he didn't mean it.
But then a guy's like, just making more money than you and they're like, yeah, fuck that piece of shit.
It's just so backwards.
I feel like he doesn't, I feel like he isn't that much on the spectrum.
Maybe that's why.
I think he's just socially awkward.
But I, but it's enough for those people who are making the wild leans toward the autism stuff.
Oh, yeah, this guy is autism.
Yeah.
I think he's weird, but he's also a billionaire.
So I think he definitely has to have some wherewithal to him.
Like he knows what he's doing to some extent to be in places.
It might be like a business savant kind of thing.
Where it's like his realm of I can do a lot of stuff business-wise.
Yeah.
And then once it comes to the social side, he's just like, what you can make the argument that that's autism.
You could, if you want it, you'd be like, that's a flavor of on the spectrum.
But anyway, Rocky Road, the rocky road of the spectrum.
Yeah, yeah, it goes by flavor profile on the spectrum.
It's got more of a strawberry flavor.
It's a strawberry.
It's a strawberry.
It's a strawberry.
Who are the guys posting picture?
Oh, yeah, okay.
This is good stuff.
Kind of maybe.
So there's-
From your brain?
Straight from my brain.
I'll tell you.
On Reddit, there's a bunch of subreds ranging from soft core porn to hardcore porn with some of the softest stuff being like-
There's a subreddit called celebrities that's just like people posting pictures of like celebrities that have even not even naked or anything just like hot celebrities, right?
And then sometimes they'll be boobs.
But who's the person?
There's some guy who's taking photos and posting them and just being like, oh, this one's so hot.
So you guys doing tons of people out there.
How-
Doing that seems so crazy.
Yeah.
Well, wait a whole-
Is it pictures like an actress, like from their movie and just posting it?
Yes.
Ranging from that to like them on the red carpet to them in from a photo shoot, but some person going to find this picture and it's their passion.
It is.
I mean, it has to be, right?
Like, how could you not be passionate about it?
Because you are literally finding a picture of someone posting me like, look at how awesome this is.
This is so awesome.
But it's like-
And you're sharing this is just a bunch of other dudes.
Just a picture you can Google.
Literally.
It's not like you're the only guy who has access to this.
No.
Just you just looked up this or followed the movie and was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That one.
I've seen this one posted yet.
You guys see this one?
Yeah, check this out.
Dude, the comments are even more terrifying.
Because guys like, oh man, so good.
Yeah, I feel like there's like three comments just like amazing.
Exactly.
You just like, this is the best thing I've ever seen.
Yeah, dude.
The peak of femininity.
Oh, yeah, it's like, no, no, it's just the the horniest men.
Oh, it's just-
Horniest comments.
Yes, just like guys be like, oh my god, this is the perfect thing for me.
Like that stuff.
Yeah, dude, it's so bad.
I comment on it all the time.
Yeah.
It won't be fun though, because you can-
They have conversations in those threats.
I feel like we've talked about it before.
It's like amazing so much.
It's like, I know.
Yeah.
And then like, they'll start talking to each other.
Dang.
And they build up a friendship.
That's right.
It's a beautiful thing.
Yeah.
Shared interest.
Yeah, right.
It just kind of sorts people into pockets.
Yeah.
It is, man.
I mean, it's before that that person would have been just looking at pictures alone.
Yeah.
No.
Now they have so much red lips.
Yes.
Brother and arms.
I can share these pictures with one another.
Okay.
Wow.
What a twist from what we were just talking about.
Sky Kevin Carter.
You've probably seen some of his photos.
There's that famous photo of a kid, I think, in Ethiopia.
Literally like skin and bones, distended stomach,
dine wall, vulture weights behind him.
It's a really famous, I think it's National Geographic picture.
It's like one of the most horrendous photos you can never see.
Because it's a kid literally dying from starvation.
A vulture is about to be like, oh, he's going to die.
I'm going to eat him.
No.
That guy who took that picture, Kevin Carter, hold on.
So I saw another picture by him, which is literally some starving African person eating
shit from an ox's ass as it's shitting as a food.
So it is, it's so brutal.
So I'm like, reading about this guy, the guy took his life after that journey.
So all those pictures, he killed himself afterwards because it was that brutal, which I,
dude, seeing just the pictures is brutal.
I go in there and see that person, made man kill himself.
All right.
Different from celebrities.
It's also crazy.
You're saying someone was eating shit out of an ox's ass?
Yes.
Imagine.
He saw that and was like, photo.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, hold on.
I would argue that the other ones more crazy.
Because there's a dying child and you take the photo.
Do you think he helped him out?
No, I don't think so.
Really?
I know.
I think there's probably, probably goes into my comes.
I think there was a big attitude with a lot of those photos of like not touching, not interacting
with any of the stuff that's going on.
I get that with like wildlife.
Sure.
Yeah, when there's a child dying.
Yeah.
I think not to support not helping a dying child.
But I think there is some level that there is probably so much of that that helping is feels like a drop in the bucket.
Maybe he, he started the trip helping and just gets to a point where it's so frequent that it's like I had.
Right.
How much money can a photographer go into another country to take photographs to bring with them to help X amount of kids?
Yeah.
So just, yeah, I thought that was fucked up.
So life's pretty good over here.
Yes, by far.
Not too bad.
Well, it depends.
How you see this.
Here we go.
I mean, apparently with USA being shut down, everything's going to shit.
That's right.
I don't know.
I don't feel it though.
What?
Does country go into shit?
Yeah, I don't, I just don't feel it.
I think it's all, I mean to get too political, but I think it's all bullshit.
I think it's all the same media heightened crap.
I want to keep us divided.
Yeah.
It's very beneficial to you.
And you know, when the mainstream media's get louder, it makes me feel like the system's being more threatened.
Because like the things that are controlling all this seem to get louder and louder and louder.
Again, I'm not saying Trump's a good guy or anything, but I think he is a threat to whatever they have, be it Congress and whatever.
I don't know if he's going to do a better job at that, but they see him as a threat to their power.
And then it's just like every day I see an article calling him a Nazi.
He is, he is a giant fuck you to like all the news networks.
And so it's weird, man, because I, I, the people in power, they, they shouldn't have it.
And he's a threat to that, but I, he could be a threat that takes power and he's also worse.
And he also has power.
Yeah, so who fucking knows, but it just seems like the media gets so loud and they just keep saying like, oh my god, he's doing this and doing this.
It seems so similar to his first term, where they're like, oh, he's doing all these crazy things.
And when you actually look at them, they're pretty lukewarm across the board in terms of, especially relative to other presidents.
Similar to previous administrations.
Yeah, you're like, okay, it's not that bad.
But all these executive orders doing stuff, you mean like every president comes on the agenda?
Yeah, every press.
Yeah.
Change this and we're going to change it back and change this and we're going to change it back.
Yeah, and I, you know, we were talking with a friend last night who was like, well Congress isn't doing anything.
And then I was looking at the timelines of Congress and it's not like, it's common for Congress to not say anything until it gets to the courts.
And then they just handle it there.
It's like what other than the being public about it doesn't do a lot.
So it's like, I don't fucking know, man.
Seems like a few tile tests to get involved with and try to figure it out at this point.
Let's just let it play out.
See what happens.
Hell yeah, I'm buying a gun tomorrow.
Buh, buh, buh, buh.
I'm going to be a slave again.
Oh, oh.
It's not where I expected that to go.
Yeah.
Well, it was easier time to who just an end to anyone.
I mean, if you two are open to it, one of you want to be one of our slaves.
No, I've known a long time ago.
You can't do it.
Sorry, sorry.
We're in 102 together.
I guess he does own properties.
Oh, yeah, you can't.
You can't.
You would technically be my landlord slave if you became my slave.
Yeah, that wouldn't be good.
No, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm coming here.
I understand.
I get it.
Anyway, he's the best of massive.
Oh, I saw.
We'd be least with heaven.
Oh, he's funny.
Yes.
You should just buy it.
It's way more better of a businessman as opposed to leasing.
You're just throwing all the money away.
Wait some money.
Those things don't last a long time.
Oh, man.
And this is a con, man.
Oh, the food they're feeding those people.
Yeah, okay.
Well, that was that diversion.
I saw a woman.
Sorry.
We were about to transition.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We were about to transition, Tom's like, I want to be a slave.
Just.
Is that like, I just imagine you as a kid being like, when I grow up,
I would fall asleep.
I would fall asleep.
They were so jacked and big like for like little kid reasons where it's just like every single thing they were so off and they're so cool working the feed.
And they're just like, I'm just saying, I'm just saying it.
I'm just saying it.
I'm just saying it.
They're so disciplined.
Yeah, kid might do something like that.
I want to be a slave because they're so strong.
Yeah.
Everyone's like, what?
Oh, stop.
Don't understand.
Yeah.
I get it.
I want to be a slave too.
Oh, no, it's cool.
Yeah.
I always wanted to.
Black guy does it.
Now it's cool.
I actually thought of it first.
Me being a slave.
You still want to say it?
Yeah, I just, you know, didn't want to break the barrier.
I'm appropriating my culture.
You know, appropriating?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got it.
Appropriate slavery.
Stop this.
That's funny in itself.
If someone hasn't done that, then like be a bit or something, be like appropriating my slave culture.
That's, that's, yeah.
Well, I'm telling you improv.
Just stuff starts rolling off the dough.
Now I got more suggestions for Thursday.
So we're good.
Saw a woman who was on a main boxing event who had breast implants.
And then I thought, I thought that they...
Female fight?
Yes.
Yes.
Female fighting, and one of them has breast implants.
I didn't think of it until this looking at that, that they're not allowed to punch each other in the boobs.
I thought they, I thought that was...
Yes.
Because it's chess, you could punch boobs.
Well, even then, I wouldn't do anything.
Oh, I think it would.
I think...
For a woman, yeah, I guess.
But...
Yes, what I'm saying.
This is very, this is very woman specific.
Because my first thought was, you can pop one of those implants.
If they're just slugging each other, you just blast a fucking implant open.
But then...
I thought you would go on the route if you could have like an extra cushiony implant to absorb the blow.
That could work too.
I guess, my mind went straight to the like, if that pops inside you, it's probably really bad.
Yeah.
You just have like, whatever's inside that thing, I don't know what, what is inside an implant,
just like, flowing in your body now.
But then I learned you can't punch in the boobs.
So, moot point all around.
It's a pretty good one, right?
Don't worry, I got plenty more.
Yeah.
Let's talk about slavery again.
We can talk about slavery.
Just break it back.
I mean, do you ever think it's come back?
Slavery?
I mean, it's still around kind of.
Like, you're saying in mass?
Yeah, it's in place in the world.
I've...
I saw something, I don't know if it's true, but it was like, there's more slaves now than ever in history.
I keep hearing that.
I have no way...
I haven't verified it or anything.
Yeah.
And it might be true.
Just on sheer population.
Yeah.
Could be.
I know that like, there's...
I've heard a talk about in a bunch of different circles about the cobalt minds in like,
please, in Africa, where there is actual slavery going on.
Where they're enslaving like local tribes people to mine cobalt for like, stuffies and phones.
And not even like a, like a roundabout way.
No.
It's like literally we own a forced labor of people who are not getting paid for anything.
I think indentured servitude will probably like, I could see indentured servitude being a thing.
Like what is that?
Like, where you're like, let's say, you're in so much debt to...
Oh, I see.
Or whatever, a credit card company.
And it's like, hey, you could work for us three, four years.
And you know, you'll be fed or whatever.
Like, what...
I don't know what the...
What we call it, like the limits of, like, what you are asked to do are.
Yeah.
But like, come work for us for four years.
And your entire debt is wiped.
Yeah, but that one has a choice involved though.
That's the thing.
Yeah, but indentured servitude is just like, if you believe or you can't leave,
or maybe they somehow make it so it's like, you don't...
The other option could be so brutal that you just go with that every time.
But what's the other option you just get sued?
I feel you.
Oh, well.
So we're going above the law.
In that case.
Well.
Because if you don't do that shit all the time, I guess I could see it.
If you don't do that shit with like, mafia bullshit,
where like, they gamble away or use like a fucking loan shark to get loans to gamble.
And then like, the mafia is like, yeah, you're gonna do stuff for us now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, do a scenario where they have to whatever.
But technically, A was their choice to take the loan and then B,
it's their choice to also agree to that deal as opposed to like,
if you're a tribe and Afro-Consum, like, you're gonna come mine for us now.
You're like, no, like, yes.
Yes.
You must come with us.
You're gonna come mine for us now.
You're saying different answers.
Gotcha.
So you're saying like, literally slavery.
Yeah.
Forced.
Forced.
I think slavery by definition has to be forced.
Well.
Oh, they wanted it, huh?
As a resident expert.
As a resident expert.
He just said he wanted it.
As a resident expert.
You did say you wanted it.
As the resident expert here, I would say it doesn't always have to be.
You know, you know, I think slavery is more of a mindset.
Wow.
Well, Connie, I'm glad that we opened up our audience to more people
at improv and your girlfriend.
It's gonna be a great thing.
Get this one out there.
Oh, it's coming out.
We're posting it immediately.
All right, we got time for one more.
Uh, blah, blah, blah.
You got one touch on.
Or otherwise, I'm just grab one.
Probably more slavery.
No, just, oh my god.
We can't handle any more.
Uh, blah, blah, blah.
Okay.
Argument against veganism that I...
So for a long time, I thought that any argument...
And this is, I should say, kind of abstract this out of...
You know, the whole movement for veganism is don't harm the animals.
Right?
It's reduced as much harm as possible.
And then, I...
Any argument...
It's one motive, right?
Other people do it just for health reasons.
Yeah, I'm saying just veganism is the blanket.
If you're...
Because, you know, there's the plant-based movement if you're doing it for a hard...
Yeah.
To your point, yes.
But let's say an actual vegan.
And they're going off ethics, purely.
Sure.
Their whole thing is protecting animals.
So, almost always, I would...
If there was an argument from the meat-eater side about like...
This is better for the animals.
I would almost always just ignore it.
Because it's like, you're killing animals.
Like, how...
If the person's not doing anything with animals, I get it.
How could you advocate for any harm with animals?
And it'd be better than the vegan choice.
Is this the classic?
You're eating their food, so you're harming them?
You're eating their food, so you're harming them.
If you're vegetarian?
Oh, I mean, that's...
No, that's crazy argument.
Okay.
But...
It's more of a joke.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
You should have laughed.
I'm laughing now.
The argument is that by eating animals, we are giving them somewhat of a comfort life.
As opposed to every animal that's living in nature is living day-to-day surviving.
Under threat from something.
And usually being killed in a way that is the farthest thing from a humane that we can imagine.
Like being picked apart by a bird or something like that.
It's haunted down and clawed until it just...
Is exhausted and sits down and accepts its death.
And yeah, and it gets like eaten alive.
As opposed to us killing it immediately with some...
Relatively?
Something more humane than being eaten alive.
And that argument I can kind of get with.
Of it is not...
You could for...
You're talking about like a farm, right?
If it's run well, except those are also hellholes.
For sure.
There's the lives of us.
Yeah.
The main factory conventional farms hell on earth.
For sure.
But I guess if you have an actual farm and you raise a pig or a cow till a certain age and then you slaughter it.
I guess I'm leaning more towards that being okay.
Because in the wild, I guess a cow doesn't have a natural predator in America though.
Even if it wound in the wild, I think it's got maybe like a bobcat, but like that's in the mountains.
Like a cow probably also...
I guess it's just a little grass.
Where are their wolves in America though?
Do we still have wolves?
We have wolves.
Really?
Yeah.
I thought they were just dog-done.
Bears?
No, bears, yeah, too.
Bears for sure.
But like, I mean upper...
For sure, upper Wisconsin.
Yeah.
I guess basically anywhere there's large swaths of woodland.
Yeah.
There's wolves.
But like cows aren't...
Like cows would be in the plains, right?
Yeah.
They would be in the plains.
What would go after them there?
Me.
On my hands and knees.
Yeah.
Natural predators.
Yeah.
I know what exists.
I mean out there, I think, pumas.
Pumas.
I thought that was like a jungle, like a bobcat.
A cougar.
A cougar is what I'm talking about.
A puma's like the black one.
Bobcats are out of the badgers.
I don't think a badger's gonna...
Well, actually a badger probably.
Are badgers vicious?
Yeah, they're very vicious.
But they're so small, I don't even tell you how to cow, though.
Yeah, I think they're hunting cows.
They hunt them packs.
So there's too badly a bunch of badgers hunting a cow.
It could happen.
It could happen.
So a lion's due with giraffes has just scaled down a little bit.
True.
True.
He's cracking the cow.
We're gonna have a bad badger problem if we do that.
We're gonna have like, like we have turkeys walking around here.
We'll have packs of badgers.
Dude.
Do it.
Go outside, packs of badgers.
That would bad.
Could you imagine, though, if we lived in a place where cows were just roaming,
like you walk out, there should be like a cow.
There would also just be a shit ton of dead cows just in the fields.
You think so?
Why?
Because they have to die and then they would get eaten by vultures or something?
Like, how do they die?
Well, they just, hold it.
I mean, they just, what do you mean?
They wouldn't be a ton of dead cows.
Yeah, but if cows just roamed free, yeah.
A lot of them would just die eventually and they would just be laying there,
getting to part by birds.
But so does everything dies, though.
Doesn't mean there's an abundance of them everywhere all the time.
I guess.
I could see the argument of, if today we go all cows and farms are free,
there would be a period where there'd be a lot of dead cows.
But I think it would even out to like, now they just exist in nature.
They don't have any main predators.
You might run to like a, is it?
It's kind of like we see a dead bird on the sidewalk ever once in a while.
Yeah.
Be way more shocking to see, though.
Yeah, for sure, if you saw a cow, just be like,
oh, shit, they're fucking big.
There would be a lot of car accidents, there would be a lot of, yeah.
Across the way.
I mean, again, I think the initial release, yeah, but like, I think of deer.
It's like, yeah, every once in a while someone hits a deer,
but it's not like, we're not like, oh my god, it's a deer state.
It's like, you're gonna hit a deer wherever you go.
Have you ever paid attention to it?
Like if you're driving, say like Northern Wisconsin.
Yeah.
There's so many dead deer on the side of the road.
Yeah.
Like hundreds.
If you drove for like three hours, that's so much distance though.
I, that I get, let's quite a few.
It's not to the point where like, roads are blocked because there's dead deer.
True.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a lot of them though.
It's a lot of cows in the beginning.
It's a lot of cows in the beginning.
That's what it would be.
I agree in the beginning.
I'm just saying that it would, it would level out pretty quickly.
Because you'd have a whole generation of cows die at the same time.
You'd have like a year of just dead cows everywhere and then it'd be fine.
You want to have the US shut down again.
Another year.
The great cow release.
We got to shut down the businesses.
We got to shut down the businesses.
There's cows.
People just can't get into the door.
Oh, there's just every, there's so many cows.
Business trucks can't travel.
There's just so many cows.
There's so much cow.
There's milk all over the roads.
It's terrible.
It's just coming out of everything.
See, that's what, that's what you want.
I think that's going on.
Two, two year original point though.
I did just see a video of someone giving a pillow to a pig in a farm.
Yeah.
And it just fucking loves it.
It starts like touching it and it just lays down and sleeps on it.
Oh, it's the best.
It's horrible.
Well, oh yes.
It's horrible in the wild.
Do I get in the wild?
Wait, what?
You want to get in the wild.
So to your point.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, so I said it horrible, not horrible.
I heard horrible.
Gotcha.
You're in my head, you know.
I literally can't give hogs pillows.
This is terrible.
I literally heard horrible.
I was like, I don't understand.
That sounds good.
Yeah, it's like, I like that thing.
Yeah.
No, that's why slavery is good.
That's what we do to animals.
All right, on that note.
Thanks for joining in and we'll talk to you next time.
Bye bye.