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All right.
Let's just get right into it.
I got one thing.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
The research.
Super quick one.
Nothing too crazy.
You talked about a guy who claimed that he served a life sentence
because he died in prison and then was resuscitated.
That did not prevail.
So he did not.
So he tried it though.
He tried it and then he, yeah, small courts was like, no,
so they took it to high like state level courts.
They're also like, no, that's stupid.
You're an idiot.
And then he actually died for good.
He's dead now.
Oh, I was soon after.
I don't know.
I don't know what the time was between that.
I mean, it was kind of interesting.
So he claimed that he claimed revival was against his wishes,
which, oh, did he have a do not resist it?
I guess maybe he must have which that like,
I could see that holding some water.
Yeah, that holds a little bit of water.
I feel like then they tried to make the case that going back to jail.
Was illegal and they're like, no, yeah.
There was no part of me when I said that story where I'm like,
this guy's going to win this.
Yeah, there's no way.
There's no way of courts back.
It's very interesting.
Like I had never thought of that before.
It is and it's probably a public defender took that and was like,
all right, we're going to run with this and see
what this appeal does.
But yeah, good to know that or good for the follow up.
I like this follow up thing.
Yeah, it's I'm liking it because we do just leave off on so many questions.
And we say so many things about things we just don't know.
Yeah, what you know, that's fine, which is fine.
We're not expected to know everything folks.
But that's why we started this.
Is there any more reason to do this?
Is there any more reason to do this?
Yes.
No, I got I got nothing else.
Okay, take it away.
All right, we're starting off today with the pet peeve that is shown up on this
this document that which we put topics on.
I'm pretty sure it's got to be on there three times or four times.
Yeah, yeah.
But I've noticed people saying a hundred percent to things that they agree with.
And it's being so overused that it's like.
It's kind of turned into just like a programmed in response.
Yes, and it's never and I hate to be this guy, but it's never a hundred percent.
There's very very few things you go a hundred percent with what you're saying.
Yeah, you know, it's turning to like sure.
Like I would argue more absolutely.
Okay, it's like you're saying that what you're saying I buy into it entirely.
There's no doubt and people are saying hundred percent to things that are like.
You know, I don't know just things that you have an example.
Whereas someone said it and you're like, no way that's only like 80%.
I mean, I can't think of one like.
No, I'm asked, but there's been plenty of times where I don't know.
And it's just one of those things that exist in like.
I can tell people aren't thinking when they're saying it now.
They're just saying a hundred percent.
Yeah, I'm like, but every time I hear it, it's your chef's kiss for me right now.
I was going to say it's like no worries when I brought that one up.
And then I'm like, I use that all the time.
Yeah, yeah, I feel like I say for sure a lot, which is kind of like hundred percent.
Yeah, sure for sure.
So here's the thing though.
Are you different with your responses via text as opposed to in person?
Hmm.
Because I never.
Oh, is what's what's the Peeve is the written version or the this is the vocal version of vocal?
Yeah, I don't.
I never say it vocally.
I don't really say that at all.
I don't think what.
100 percent.
Me neither.
I mean, I definitely the no worries and no problem.
Never really say it in vocally either.
It's always it's like a text via work or via text to people.
I never say in real life, which is weird.
It's weird that you did for you.
What do you say then?
I don't know.
Thank you for doing the brushes.
Probably.
Say, yeah.
No, no, no, I'm just I'm agreeing with you.
I probably say thank you when.
No, no, I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying thank you to you.
And what do you say?
I would say no problem.
Yeah.
Or of course it'd probably more of course.
Yeah, I like that one.
Yeah, but it's weird that we have different like dialogue for different mediums.
Yeah, it's kind of there's like 10 options to pick from you just pick a phrase.
I like to think there's more.
So we're out there.
Of course.
I mean, there is probably actually 10 responses to that.
But anyway, I just those things.
I just how does it make you feel terrible?
I do every time someone uses it.
I'm like, you don't mean that.
You don't mean 100%.
It's just fucking irks me.
Why you call me what I'd be hilarious if you call someone out on it.
I mean, I would be like really 100 percent.
You have to be such an asshole.
Right now.
It's either if you're really good friends with the person and you're being you're making a joke of it.
Or if like most of the time it's someone at work that's like 100% and like.
If I call someone out of the meeting, do she think to say it?
Okay, now we're reaching.
It's not a dirty thing to say 100%.
No, I'm just why is it a do she thing to say?
It just kind of sounds like surf or broy like 100% dog.
Yeah, but that's I got like certain.
It's like anything.
Yeah, you can it's it's fine.
But it is.
Fuck those people.
It's just fucking silo them as these evil people know.
No, I just it's not the wrong to say it.
I would be a crazy person to call someone out that I don't know.
I'll be like, you don't mean that.
Can you imagine that?
Like you don't you don't mean that.
I mean, there's so many.
It's it's just like the no worries.
It's like there's so many phrases that are just that people just say.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's tough.
No, at the same time it's like I know people aren't actively thinking about that phrase.
They've just accepted it as a new way of saying I agree with something.
That's just it.
That's what it's become.
So it's I'm just being a cynical piece of shit, but it does bug me.
And once you hear it and people say it all the time, you just can't on it.
You ever hear the one when people say respect as a response?
Yeah.
I mean, once that one's gotten out of hand, you'll be like, thank you.
And they're like respect really.
Yeah.
I'm not that one.
I feel like.
I think it made a comeback.
Okay.
It's come back.
The respect.
I can't think of a better scenario.
But yeah, that one that one's weird because that truly doesn't make any sense.
Yeah.
Like I feel like it went from mad respect.
I feel like.
And then now it's just become respect.
I don't I feel like I heard.
It's just like a cap to any sentence any conversation.
Which it can be used to layers like that when you're like, uh, just.
I just watched a movie on the Holocaust and you like respect.
It's like it can be hilarious.
Yeah.
But when people use it unironically, it's kind of ridiculous to be like respect dog.
And you're like, yeah, man, you know, I just put a new PR at the Jamie like respect.
I mean, both.
Yeah, that's how people use it.
Yeah.
I mean, I've heard it for sure.
But I like my day to day.
I haven't heard someone as a response to me.
I think it's just something you can say in both situations when you just don't have
anything to say.
It is kind of a cop out phrase.
Yeah.
But it's also better to have is it better to have something to say when you want to
leave the conversation or to not have anything?
I mean, it's weird if you just don't say just walk away.
Yeah.
Or say nothing.
Yeah.
Silence.
I mean, I do that sometimes.
Go silent.
I'll just say nothing.
Yeah.
But it's usually because I just can't think of anything to say.
In what context though, we're not talking like a.
Like one's the last time you're having to counter say,
if you just stop talking to the person, if you stay silent long enough,
the other person will just keep talking.
And then you get another shot to respond.
Yeah.
There's truth to that.
I feel like that it's more in person.
Like if I'm like taxing someone, I stop responding to them.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's different.
Like if I just sat here in silence, you'd most likely probably try to fill the space
as I would to.
Yes.
Yes.
So, but it's, it makes me so uncomfortable being silent for long that I don't know if I could
like I couldn't practice that.
I think I'd win in a silence chicken off.
Oh, dude, I can't stop talking.
Yeah, you'd talk.
Yes.
Dude, I would.
I will also take that very far.
I feel like I take that further than most people.
Like I will stay silent.
If I truly have nothing to say, you'll be silent.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not a bad quality.
Have definitely less room for error because if I'm just trying to fill the space,
I have a higher risk of saying something say something stupid,
but which is why we talk into a mic for an hour.
Try to fill as much time up with words.
All right.
Next topic.
Solar powering world.
Oh, okay.
Is another, it's an interesting thing, but another pet peeve that happened a long time ago.
Solar power?
Well, I mean, no, but it's related to that.
When I worked for this chemical company, the, it was like a hundred person company.
So like everyone knew everybody.
I knew the CEO and the owner of the guy who like started it.
And he would come to the office once in a while and he was like,
he was a doctor at one point.
He invented this or his dad invented this.
So like his dad invented the chemical company through soap.
It was weird, but cool.
He was a really smart dude.
And I remember we were talking about clean energy.
And he was a, I was thinking about solar energy.
And I was like, why don't we just put like a bunch of solar panels in a desert.
Somewhere like the Sahara desert or somewhere we're in less space.
And he just power the entire world.
Like you just have like kilometers of land to like transfer energy.
Grand, you have to attach power grids to those somehow.
But I probably could be done when you have infinite energy forever.
And he was like, no, it doesn't work like that.
Just like not even a, not even going to entertain the, no.
And like every other conversation he would entertain.
And then when I said that, he's like, now that couldn't be done.
And I was like, what do you mean why?
And you just wouldn't give me an answer.
Google it after the meeting.
And someone had, be done.
So like, yeah, dude, someone did the math on it.
It's like only 3.3 square kilometers of the Sahara desert could power the entire world infinitely.
I was like, the fuck?
And then I never saw him again.
Like when the sun's up or like the problem with solar is storage usually.
That's usually people's argument against it.
Because light isn't constant.
Same with wind.
So you, you need a good ways to store the energy and our battery.
Our batteries aren't like good enough.
But the hope is one day we'll have good enough batteries.
I see.
So even if you had a, but I don't, I've never thought about like the whole Sahara desert.
Yeah.
And when you just couldn't just build a storage facility is there.
Like say, say that's a centralized thing.
And it just branched out to all these places in the world where they need energy.
Yeah.
I guess the storage you couldn't have storage that's storing that energy overnight.
Or is it just this is I'm talking way out of my element.
I mean, I think if we built a shit ton of batteries, maybe, I mean, there's downsides to that too.
Like solar isn't actually perfectly clean because you have to dispose of that stuff.
Which is probably that causes problems.
Yeah.
Also batteries.
But I don't know.
We should go for it.
Yeah.
I mean, it's probably not practical.
The whole point of this that I hate when people of authority, tonight even entertain a
discussion.
Yeah.
They just dismiss after like, it's a regardless of if it's even practical.
Also an idea that makes me think he has no idea if like he, that makes me think he's
never thought about probably.
If he's just going to show you probably has some like preconceived notion about solar energy
and he was just projecting it onto this conversation.
And I was like, it really, and I don't, this is just what happened.
I know I try to do this less, but it takes that person my head and like, takes them down
on us.
He goes, oh, like, like, my respect for that person goes down.
They just dismiss something that could be entertained or talked about or even a reason
why he didn't feel that.
And I was like, he was like, no, no, that just can't happen.
Well, it's what, because he said he was pretty reasonable in other domains, right?
Like, other, I guess we had talked about stuff, but never like co-worker.
He's the former co-worker of the entire company.
Okay.
So he would just pop in and every once in a while and I'd have conversations with them.
Okay.
So not really appear.
No, it was more like we talk every once in a while.
I'd pick his brain.
I worked in regulatory, which like hazardous chemical wall stuff.
We got to make sure.
Okay.
Yeah.
Doing all this stuff.
So like, we'd have meetings with them and I'd talk to them every once in a while.
It was casual.
But and I'd never been shot down like that.
That was like, what the fuck?
Why are you doing this to me?
I'm still harboring this years later.
Yeah.
I don't know what, I don't know reminding me of it.
It's the interesting thing.
But it, it could have been an authority complex.
Like, you're going to come out then.
Yeah.
Like, no ounce of it anywhere else.
He's thinking like, he was like, I just don't want to talk about this right now.
Could be.
Could be.
No idea.
Or he could be that you could have been having a bad day too.
Yeah.
So it could be that.
But I just remember feeling like, hey, fuck you man.
Okay.
What am I to you?
Just nothing now.
But that's shitty.
Yeah.
But nice guy.
Otherwise.
And I'm going to follow up on that one.
See if we can do it.
What?
Power of the world.
Do it.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm sure when I write it, it's 3.3 square kilometers.
So much space, right?
So much.
Like, and this and the power of the sun in the Sahara Desert is insane.
Crazy.
Yeah.
And so when I write it, it was like, yeah, this could be done.
But logistics might make it way more complicated than just putting panels in the fucking desert.
So good follow up to have.
If you die quick enough, can DMT release from your brain?
This is all theory.
But you ever heard about people have like near death experiences and they see loved ones
and there's theory that we know we have DMT is.
Yep.
So we have some in our brain.
There's a theory that the reason we experience these like crazy situations is that DMT releases
right before we die.
Yes.
And so, and I don't, the more I dug around about this, it seems like it's just theoretical.
And there's, there's no like way we have proved that DMT is released.
So I don't really.
I thought that was that.
Yeah.
No, I thought so too.
And I did a little bit more research before I wrote this down.
It's like, how it doesn't seem as legit as I thought it was.
And granted, I was partying in the world where people are like doing DMT all the time.
And they're like, dude, this is shit in your brain in your body.
So it's probably just a bunch of that propaganda in that world.
But I was wondering if that is the case and you just get like hit by a bus and your brain
doesn't have time to like release it.
Are you just lights out?
So the theory right is that say you're like slowly dying.
Yeah.
DMT releases.
And then you experience that as even if it, if you die seconds later, you experience it
as like infinity.
Yeah.
And that's like the afterlife or heaven or whatever.
Yeah.
And so you're saying if you die failing, if you got shot in the head.
Yeah.
Or like an explosion.
And anything that shows you, because I wrote also something random I was looking at
was if you were in the blast radius of a nuclear bomb, could you feel any of the pain?
And it was like for a electrical signal to travel from like your pain receptors to your
brain.
It's like 0.02 seconds or whatever.
And a nuclear blast would kill you in like 0.0004.
So you literally would have the physical time for an electrical signal to reach your brain
of pain.
You just get obliterated.
If you're close to the blast.
Yeah.
I mean, anywhere near where it explodes, it just wipes you out.
That's an interesting thought.
Yeah.
So die in that world or that theory die slow if you want to go to heaven.
Yeah.
Essentially, which is kind of shitty.
I mean, dying slow as opposed to fast.
Give me the fast.
Why do you mean the fast?
This is good.
Someone asked me this once, would you rather just get shot in the head and die or get shot
like in the stomach and bleed out over like saying hour or so?
What kind of question is that?
That's what I thought too.
Obviously, that head.
Obviously, what are we talking about?
Think about it though.
If you do want to know you're going to die and kind of like get some of your thoughts
in order.
No.
No.
What?
What?
You don't get any last moments?
No, painful those last moments would be.
No, everyone, you would, you would, you would.
What if you get to call your family?
While you're bleeding out from a stomach shot?
Sure.
I guess, but isn't that also severely traumatic?
I call my family.
I'm like, I just got shot in the stomach.
I love you by.
Yeah.
Wow.
I don't know.
No, fuck that.
I mean, aside from the pain alone, where you, if you get shot and you're dying from,
you're bleeding out.
There's an element of shock there.
I think you're giving shock way more credit than this do.
I think if you get shot, I mean, any wound that's going to cause you to bleed out and die,
you're not having a good time.
And in that shot, so you're saying you're hitting shotgun, then you're also calling your
family in shock.
I don't know.
I would take the bolt to that.
How about you?
I would do the other one.
That surprises me.
It does.
I, my, my initial response was the same as yours.
And then someone kind of explained that to me.
I was like, yeah, I would want a second.
I'd want a second to like take it in and accept it.
I guess just what's the difference?
If it, either way, if you go to what, heaven or if it's just nothingness, what's the difference
that where you get those seconds to be like, huh, I'm dying.
To me, I don't, again, to me, I don't see value and I don't see a difference of lights
out as opposed to, huh, I'm dying, where I see the harm, dying is way more painful.
Yeah.
But to your point, I mean, it's that's like, what's the point of saying last words or any,
any of that, like a last meal before death row.
Right.
Any, any last experience, which in this case would just be thoughts.
Yeah.
You're not really experiencing anything other than pain.
You can, you can settle me.
You can settle your mind, though.
If it, okay, it would be way different if you're like, you have 20 minutes before you're
going to get shot.
And now you have time to do whatever.
Like the last meal is like that example.
We're like, sure.
If I'm, if I'm shot and it's like, okay, do you want to, do you want to experience how
bad that is or just have none of it?
I'm taking the none of it.
All right.
Even with the last meal one, I think I would rather just be, well, I don't know.
I want to be put down clean.
I don't want this bleeding out stuff.
Sounds terrible.
Sure.
But I hear you.
I also think it'd be traumatic for the family, though, as well.
Yeah, but I don't know, man.
If you were to call from a fairy.
That's an interesting out.
That's just, that's so bad.
I'd rather remember them is like, I love this person.
Instead of having like over an audio recording of them, I mean, I'm dying from a gunshot
wound.
I mean, I don't, I'm now I'm trying to think of if I were the family member.
I mean, I've had family members die.
And it's like, it's like, oh, shit, I kind of wish I could have talked to them.
Sure.
Spent more time with it.
Like that's always the first thought in my case.
Yeah.
Fortunately, no one super, super close, but you have that thought where it's like, man,
that sucks.
It's true.
Like, would I rather receive a goodbye?
I had a friend who got into car crash and thought he was going to die and started texting
his parents like, hey, goodbye.
Dude, oh my God.
I assume he made it.
He made it.
Yes, he's fine now.
What happened?
Like, how bad was he?
He rolled the car several times off the highway.
So I don't remember exactly what a lot of he's been up enough to think you fucked up.
Yeah, he was bleeding a lot.
Yeah, oh man, dude, that's fucking terrifying.
Yeah, I don't know.
It is a good, the more we talk about it, it is a good question.
I don't think I've wavered on my view.
It's a tough one, but I also, you're thinking purely from the pain perspective, which would
suck a lot.
Yeah, but also the pain of what?
I just don't.
Yeah, I don't know.
If it truly is, you get shot and you have a moment to collect your thoughts or you don't,
I'm definitely not taking the shot.
Anyway.
Alright, move on.
Puh, puh, puh.
Psychology around beautiful, as the Titian of cities by rivers.
That definitely doesn't make sense.
As the Titian.
I think autocrates made it as that is, that's a, that's like a cosmatologist, right?
And ask the Titian.
Someone who like does, I don't know, like I wrote like a steegeologist.
Anathes-e-geologist.
Oh, yeah, not this one.
No, no, which is very close to that word, but it's.
Ask this Titian, but I mean.
That's stupid.
Oh my god, this is fucked up.
Aesthetics, which is just the beauty of stuff.
To the eye.
But apparently like, well, I just thought about it.
We have so many cities and this is maybe more about need than anything around rivers
for water.
Yeah.
But we just have so many around rivers.
And when you see, when you're by water in a city, it's so much better.
It's way better.
It's so amazing.
Like our brains are just like, these.
I think there's something hardwired for, like you said, safety.
You just feel safer if you're close to a body water.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
Which again, probably comes from just drinking water.
We need that.
Probably you go back.
It's better to be near water.
I suppose the ocean, I guess.
You ever drive west through some of those small towns in the middle of nowhere?
Oh, yeah.
That means I drive up to the river.
It's like, what do you do if you live there?
I don't know, man.
I mean, I think I've told you this before, but like the state of Wyoming has the population
of Milwaukee.
Yeah.
It's like, there's all you have is like oil rig stuff out there that people go out there
for work for like months at a time and leave because it's so fucking terrible.
And there's just tons of methodictions because people have nothing to do.
There's nothing to do.
Yeah, there are some, some beautiful nature out there.
But yeah, I would not want to live there.
I love it.
The decodas, that would suck.
What even goes on there?
It's my rush, more as in one of them.
So I think I really think.
I don't know what that was.
But no, they're horrible.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
It's, I love nature, but as I get older, no more than two days in it.
You know, like it's, it's like giving, like camping, like giving up your, yeah, conveniences.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, if we're in a fucking house and wherever I'm fine, like the place we went for in
Colorado, that was, I could stay there for a great, but like actually going out in nature
or even living somewhere where you have no contact with anyone.
It's hard to, too.
Yeah, like a couple days it, it wears down on you.
Yeah, just not, not worth it, but yeah, it's a short one.
Food addiction, the worst because it's a necessity.
I feel like we've talked about this, but I keep seeing, because it's the one thing.
I think it's the only addiction that you could have that like, you can never truly be sober
from it.
Because you have to eat.
Yeah.
So that's interesting.
It's so, it can be addicted to water.
I mean, you die real quick.
You just start chugging water.
Yeah.
Dude, people die from that in the military.
They'll do like those crazy boot camp things.
Yeah.
Come back and chug water and you get, I forget what's called like hydro, whatever.
It's like oversaturation.
Your cell is literally burst.
Yeah.
So much water.
And you die quick.
But like thinking of someone, if you have a food addiction, it's like as if you were
addicted to heroin and you, you like had to, you know, you're like, you're like,
you have to take a low dose forever, but you can never take the big dose.
It's weird.
And it's fucked up too.
I guess, how are you, what are you considering food addiction?
Like sugar addiction?
Or like, I guess?
I'd say anything that like on the outside, it starts to show.
Or like if you're, where you start like putting on excess weight.
I'd say that's, if you're not doing that, it's interesting.
What would food addiction be?
But I'd say probably eating a calorie surplus, like well beyond a calorie surplus.
Every day, outside of the realm of like, what you need it for exercise or building muscle.
Yeah, it's weird because if you don't exercise, your threshold is lower for being addicted
to food by that standard.
Right.
I mean, you're not, yeah, you're not, you're not burning as much as you're consuming, but
I just think about that.
Thank God we don't have that.
It's just, dude, it's suck or the opposite.
And eating disorder, well, I guess the food addiction isn't needed disorder, but like anorexia.
Do you know that that I think is the number one that top killer for mental disorders?
Anorexia?
Yeah.
Dude, you could see that.
Which I never would have thought that, what about just depression?
No.
Is that under the umbrella of depression?
Yeah.
And actually it tops out.
It kills way more people.
More than just stray suicides.
Fairly.
Above it.
And schizophrenia is right below it.
Really?
Yeah.
Which I didn't know that many people were that affected by anorexia.
I knew it's a thing, but to the level where you're fucking dying from it.
Which it has.
I mean, yet you see those people and it's like their bodies must be shutting down.
They look like a skeleton.
Yeah.
It's fucking insane.
But we live in a weird world, man.
Yeah.
Like think of us as a caveman and how like all, none of these issues exist.
It's like where you're not eating because of a mental disorder or your gut.
It's pretty cut and dry.
You need some food.
Yeah.
Like you're not going to have too much.
Yeah.
I guess it comes with the complexity of the human mind now.
We're like, and social relationships.
Yeah.
Right.
Of how you look.
Everything is what anorexia comes from, I think.
Yeah.
I have no, I mean, there's a lot of, well, yeah.
You want to look thin and you kind of see a distorted version of yourself in the,
yeah.
There's the body, there's more of you apart, but then there's, there's also can just
be like some weird shit that happened.
You as a kid where some, your parents just like, yeah, I guess it would just be you look
like there's a reason for your image, but it's fucking crazy, man.
The food addiction, it's also tough because like if your parents don't give you good food
when you're a kid, you're, you're just already addicted to like say like sugary foods or whatever.
And so you have to break that as you grow up.
Yeah.
You like, it's like a crack baby.
You just like start addicted.
Yeah.
People have just, some people are dealt really shitty hands.
I'd argue probably most people in America are dealt pretty shitty.
I was going to say it's, it's very easy to just not eat healthy in America or not give
your foods, your kids healthy food.
Yeah.
And on top of that, people don't know, a lot of the time people don't even know that it's
that bad.
Yeah.
They're just like, it's food.
Yeah.
Eat it.
So not to harp on this for too long, but that's a tough one.
It's weird, man.
I just see them like, fuck us.
It's though, how do you, how do you fix it?
I don't, that's like, that's like, never get off of food.
So it's just like, how do you, I mean, it's got to be, it probably can be just undone
through like, reestabling your relationship with it.
But then there's the lifelong addicts of stuff.
Like people who are an AA until the end of time, granted that's not one you need alcohol.
Yeah, even when they're sober, they still say I'm an alcoholic.
Right.
Like a lot of them are like that.
Not like, I have cured myself.
They still think it's, I have the disease.
It's always going to be a problem.
They always have to work on it.
Talk about an exhausting life.
You're always trying to not do something.
I wonder if, say someone has so-called food addicted, if you just put them in a controlled
situation, just gave them healthy food.
Don't your cravings kind of change?
Yeah.
Like the type of food you want.
Yeah, but what?
Maybe after that.
Your, your palate, I think it's too weak.
The, the, what is it?
The life expectancy of a ton, or a ton receptor cell, I think is 14 days.
So if you eat different food for two weeks, by the end of two weeks, you will have a taste
for that food.
You like that food.
Yeah.
There it is.
That's a solution.
I know, but it's like, not a lot of people-
Except you go to the grocery store and there's just hostess stuff.
Right.
Looks so good.
You're fighting time.
Dude, once you're so deep, you're fighting against like the, there's more and more
science that's come out about this stuff over the years of like, aside from the, the
ton, uh, taste receptor cell, our bacteria and our gut drive a lot of how we act.
Sure.
Like, so whatever you're eating is driving how you feel.
So if you've been eating steak for the past 10 years, you're a badass.
Yes.
A, yes, badass.
But B, you crave steak because you have steak digesting bacteria in your body.
Sure.
That creates certain byproducts that aren't great for you.
And there's been more science about that.
So it's like, that's a fish that takes some willpower to break that cycle.
Yeah.
They literally call it a binomial axis between your stomach, your gut and your brain.
Yeah.
It goes both ways.
I like, you can get stressed out and get diarrhea, but you can also like-
Oh, sure.
You're, what's in your gut?
It's probably happening to me.
No, let me think about it.
Yeah, do.
Strust diarrhea?
Yeah, absolutely.
Orst�'s concentration.
I've never even thought of that.
Yeah.
Dang.
Bind only an axis, baby.
Totally happening to me.
But yeah, you hear of ancient tribes calling the gut the second brain stuff like that.
It truly is.
So it's, it's, it's, it's helpful information to know if you're like, man, I just love cheese.
Or I just, I love whatever food.
It's because you're eating all the time.
If you stop eating that-
I have crushed cheese.
I know, dude.
If you stop eating cheese and ate not that, I guarantee you after a while, I'd be like,
you don't want it anymore.
Yeah.
To the extent that you do now.
Wow.
It's all based on what you're doing day to day, which is pretty, you know, empowering because
it's like your health and your life and your cravings are mostly up to you in the
end.
It's not some genetic bullshit.
Very small percentage of like defined genetic stuff is actually what's running your
life.
A lot of it's just epigenetic.
It's all in our control.
Yeah.
It's a 95% of it.
Nice.
Pretty tight.
Why'd easier send the down though?
Yeah, I'm just gonna do everything better.
Uh, okay.
This one, I don't even know.
Repeated voicemail utility rates and electric, same recording different numbers.
What does that even mean?
Oh, oh, okay.
So I've been getting everyone gets rubble calls, right?
All the fucking time you get tons of rubble calls, I wrote calls, everyone gets rubble calls.
I've had this one rubble call.
That's this guy who says, hey, this is Mike from blah, blah, blah energy.
We're just calling about this thing.
And it's the same exact message.
Nothing changes in the message.
Okay.
And it's just from, it has to be at a hundred different numbers now.
I block one, different number calls.
It's just, but it's, the message just change at all.
So it's just like this boilerplate, same thing every single time.
It's crazy.
Maybe they realize they get blocked and just generate a new number to call you from.
I mean, yeah, but like you think they'd change the message, right?
They'd cast, yeah.
That's what I'm like.
It's like, yes, yeah, you're just gonna, that's not gonna work.
Right.
It's to the T the same message every single time.
That's super annoying.
It is pretty annoying.
Because it does sound like a real message, but when you hear it five times from five
to four numbers, you're like, oh, this is just a robot call, but it's weird.
No finesse.
Be better.
Sorry, man.
It's okay.
I'll get through it.
This thing just has get swatted by cod players.
I don't know.
The fuck that means was getting out.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if I can pass that one.
Moment, you wrote that down.
Oh, I did.
Oh, I'm aware.
You thought it was such a talking point.
You were gonna write it down.
It's something hilarious.
Yeah.
It sounds like it could be something, but I don't know.
Moment of ripping T bag into empty trash can without bag.
Wait, what?
Hold on, we were just reading your notes live.
Well, I need to moment of ripping T bag in the throat.
Sounds like you had a horrible experience in T.
It was just one of the moments that you're like, it feels like I'm being filmed.
It feels like a comedy, but the joke is you.
Right, I went and got a fucking...
Do you often feel that way in your life?
No, every once in a while.
It's like every once in a while, you just get thrown in a moment that's like,
this is ridiculous.
True.
So, got a T bag, boiled water,
about to put the T bag in the thing.
I pulled this little down, it's ripped, and I go, no, fuck.
So I take that, I dump the water, I fucking put the T bag in the garbage.
I'm like, oh, garbage full.
I take out the garbage.
Come back upstairs.
I do it again.
I think I've rifted or something again, something stupid happened.
Like, oh, fuck.
And I threw the empty open T bag back into the garbage that explodes and it has no trash bag in it.
So it was just like, fuck up after fuck up.
That left me truly like staying there.
What did I just fucking do?
It sucks.
It's gonna last like anyone set that up for you.
I know.
You just fucked up.
It feels like a prank.
It's so fucked up.
You pranked yourself.
I'm just like, who's doing this to me?
And no one, obviously.
Did you yell that out?
Yeah, I should have.
I mean, I think I laughed because it was so ridiculous.
It's like non-stop doing wrong.
I feel like as a tough, just hysterical after by yourself in your own place.
Yeah.
It's a tough moment.
I've been there.
Yeah, I mean, you gotta do it sometimes.
As we get older, though, probably have more frequently.
Yeah.
Or you're like, you just do it.
As we get older and stay living alone, for sure.
Yeah.
It's gonna only be a-
Well, just get crazier and crazier.
Yeah, fuck.
That's gonna happen.
Playing the douchebag in a video game league.
I'm trying to remember if anyone in the video game league was in wasn't being a douchebag.
Wasn't, oh, this is what it was.
Okay.
The furt, this video game league for the audience, for context, there's this, a local bar has a
bunch of other teams.
It's you and a friend, playing against other people.
The first week we go there, we're like playing and this one team we keep playing, we keep
beating and the guys throwing me-
He's like, he's being a complimenting bro.
I'll be like, oh, dude, you probably fucking play it.
You're kicking ass and like, I jokingly leaned into a heart and was like, yeah, you fucking
pussy.
I'm like, doing, playing into what he's throwing up there.
But after every interaction, feeling like, oh, this guy probably just thinks I'm a piece
of shit.
Because every time he throws me up an alley, you'd be like, oh man, you fucking just
kicks this shit out of us.
I'm like, yeah, pussy.
I'm like, and sometimes-
What else can you say to that?
I feel like I would say the same thing.
Yeah, no, you wouldn't.
You would say-
Just be like, yeah, like that's annoying.
True, true.
But it was like, I know the tone wasn't in the tone.
It felt- after every time, like, how fuck?
I just felt like I'm being- this guy's like, hey man, like good game.
I came with you kicked your ass, like, yeah, yeah, you suck.
Like that kind of vibe, which I'm trying to be joking, but punching too hard.
Sure.
And I do that.
And then the LU's got softer and softer from him.
Like, I just fucking was mean to this guy, trying to be funny.
So you noticed him backing off of that a little bit?
I mean, after the first one, I was like, oh, that was a little too hard.
And then again, then I did it.
And he was like, oh, that was also too hard.
He gave you a chance to correct it.
Yes, he just kept asking.
He just seems like, oh, this guy's just mean, like, no, fuck.
But so you were an asshole.
Yeah, trying to be funny and just coming off as a douche.
But that happens a lot.
Also, not not with you.
I feel like trying to be funny, you're risking being an asshole.
Yeah, for sure.
I was just lenient to being like the alpha piece of shit.
But the whole point was like the funniest persona to me.
It is also in a video game league where it's hilarious.
Like, I'm being proud about fucking beating the video games.
Yeah, it's like a rotically proud.
But I could see where it was like, he was trying to be friendly.
We don't know each other.
And I'm like, yeah.
But yeah, how about this?
I have a question for you.
So the league I play in with this friend, which I think at a certain point,
I might address it because it gets so weird is that I'll be playing something.
And he'll do the opposite of what a teammate is supposed to do and be like,
you fucking suck pussy to me in the game.
Every game we play.
Hold on, you're too.
So, yeah, so say like, I'm in a game and I'm playing other teams, right?
Because if you like, typically it'd be just you sometimes.
And so my teammate will come up and be like, you fucking suck.
You fucking suck to me.
And he's not even playing.
No, no, he's just doing this to be funny to his credit.
But it makes such an awkward space for all the other people.
Because they just, it's without being in on the joke, it just seems like he's being
serious about us playing games.
Be like, you fucking suck, you better fucking win this.
You're like, I can do dial it back.
Dude, I can feel everyone around us being like, these guys are fucking crazy.
He's your teammate.
So you guys, he wants you to do well, right?
Yeah.
It would be way funnier if we just, maybe not funnier.
It'd be funnier if he was way too into it.
Yeah.
Like the other way.
And that doesn't even make sense as a joke.
But also it's the second I do it back to him.
He's so defensive.
Like he was, there was giant connect for, who is this guy?
This guy in the picture you saw.
What you also have him out, he's fine, but he's just, he's still joking around like we
did when we were with our high school buddies, which is just like always rip on your
buddy.
You do nothing but rip on your friend.
And that's all you do, which after 30 minutes, you're fucking dumb with it.
Like, come on, let's just do some other kind of funny stuff.
This is annoying.
But there was a connect for game and he was doing it.
And he missed an obvious one.
And I was like, the fuck was that?
He's like, what are you talking about?
You lost the lead.
Like you got serious after I did it to him.
I was like, oh, I, he doesn't even realize what he's doing.
Kind of, for his tough, because that's a game of intelligence.
So when you fuck up, you feel like a real idiot.
And he fucked up in a bad spot.
He fucked up on an obvious one.
And I thought it'd be fun to do the jab that he was doing.
And then immediately got like, what are you like?
I'm gonna fuck you.
I can't believe that.
I was like, okay, there's a level of awareness that's not there of what's going on.
Yeah, you got to know the game.
Which I guarantee you by talking to me like, oh, fuck.
So he's fine.
But it was just funny that it's like, people, it felt like the vibe of it.
If I'm, if I was a woman in an abusive relationship and my guy was yelling at me in a bar,
that's how it felt the people feeling around me.
It's like they're witnessing someone abuse someone.
Oh, shit.
You better fucking win this.
You like dude calm down.
I guess like two people are, aside from me calling that what being a douchebag to that one
guy, now everyone thinks that you're, maybe he was feeding off of your energy towards
the other.
He wasn't even buying me when that was happening.
Okay.
So maybe everyone hates you in this way.
It's very possible.
Both of you.
They didn't, they didn't buy us out for drinks this week and I didn't go.
So I think, I think we're still in.
But, okay, well, you didn't go.
So you might be out now.
That's true.
That's true.
Okay.
Anyway.
Okay.
What time we got?
There we go.
Like 20 minutes.
Okay.
Um, all I got here is dating me is like setting yourself on fire.
That's what I don't think that was about me.
I would hope not.
Do you feel that way?
No, I don't think so.
Did someone say that?
I think probably.
But yeah, well, that's, that's one of the props on pinch dating me is like.
Oh.
And then you fell in.
And that's exactly what it was.
That's what it was.
That's what it was.
That's okay.
So another prompt, right?
I look at it and I go, why would, why ain't that's kind of funny?
I would play with it.
I would swipe right.
You just swipe right?
I don't, I don't think so.
I mean, but you really got to hope that it's a humor thing and not.
Oh, it's for sure.
Oh, and unless I see the thing we talked about last time of the Omaha
hot mess, it's so you can't handle me.
Yeah, that's the feel I get from that.
Dating me is like setting yourself on fire.
That one's almost so extreme though.
I feel like it, it's clearly a joke.
It's definitely closer to comedy.
Yeah, then it is being like, you can't handle this like that fucking shit.
Yeah, that's, that's what I saw.
And I was like, Jesus Christ.
What are we doing here?
Which it probably works.
Yeah, there are, you do see people with just super negative responses sometimes.
Where's the prompt?
To the prompts.
Like negative in the means like demeaning themselves or like demeaning hourly.
I mean, like I'm the, I'm trying to think of what the prompts are.
But like things, like we won't get along or something like that.
God.
It's like what?
That's like super dry humor if that's a joke.
Sure.
Yeah, just without context, it's so hard to tell with these things.
Yeah, with someone you don't, I mean, speaking of your situation that you just talked about,
where do you just don't know the person if you get your humor?
Yeah.
It's impossible on a dating app with written responses.
That, yeah, that's fair.
But man, I keep thinking I'm going to run out of material from these dating apps, but I
just started swiping right on these pages.
I took a snapshot of a, of a dude's profile that came up on the girls one and I totally
fricked.
I didn't swipe right on them, but I found one that's, it's literally just a dude.
Whenever I was telling you that like, there'll just be a guy's profile.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'll show you after this.
Would you swipe right on?
No, I told you.
I was just going through it instinctively.
I was just like, no, like that.
And I was like, oh, shit.
I had to fucking, you couldn't save it.
Yeah.
Well, I got, I mean, I got the snapshot, but then, so I guess non instinctively I did it.
But anyway, I'll show you the picture.
I, dude, I saw a girl once.
What, what's the problem?
Oh, yeah, a special talent.
That's one of them.
It's like a special talent of mine is.
She wrote, I can quifon command.
Pretty cool.
Crazy.
Crazy for a dating app.
Yeah.
I mean, that's more tender level.
I'm impressed.
I know.
Yeah.
I feel like that stuff gets filtered out when you get to like the hinges and the bumbles.
Right.
But, hey, man, the talent, I can't do it.
I certainly can't do it.
Why can't we pee?
Wouldn't that be tight?
You just fart out your fucking pee all night?
That sounds, that sounds painful.
It's just air.
I mean, it's not like it's a ton of air.
Maybe you, yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, I could find answer that one.
All right.
Yeah.
Maybe he's scienceful.
I want to think about that.
That's going to be nice.
Is that out the front?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Mike smells good.
Oh, Mike.
People asking for your review than making, oh, I mean, another pet.
I have like a thousand pet peeves before I can take.
Do you have anything?
I don't want to like, I feel like I talk so much on these.
No, no, you can do that.
Good conversation fodder.
Okay.
Pet peeve.
You've submitted some work.
Everyone can relate to this in a job.
You need someone or no, someone submits work to you.
You're reviewing it in the middle of you reviewing it.
They know you're reviewing it.
They change something and don't even tell you.
But because I work in the software world, you see that changes are pushed to the branch.
Yeah.
And then I go reach out and go, hey, did you change stuff?
And they go, yeah, yeah, I changed, you know, this file, this file.
When you're mid review.
Yeah.
Then they go, okay, so I got to relook at those files then.
Yeah, you should probably take one of those.
Okay.
Okay.
I just don't.
Yeah, super annoying.
Just a minute, I can see bubbling up with Ray.
Man, just an apology.
Just a sorry.
Sorry, I meant to tell you about this.
Just say, yeah, you should probably look at that again.
That's tough.
Oh my god.
Or, I mean, if I wouldn't have reached out to him, would have said anything.
Yeah.
I would have just then just hoped that those files are okay.
Close my mind.
Yeah.
People are stupid.
But he's, they're not like that.
Like that guy, or I'm getting to a specific now.
Just people that are, again, I've said this, I feel like a million times.
But when you're like working with people who are high performers in their job,
but then they do shit, that's not like, it's so not what you would think of
as a higher performer.
Sure.
And I'm like, what, what, what?
Why am I the guy who has three years in this field and you have 25 years in this field?
They're just doing that.
Maybe it is just a, once you get to a point, you're like, I don't know what the fuck.
You still carrying it.
What sucks?
Because then it's like, but if they broke production, they'd give a fuck.
Because that would have broke production.
Anyway.
Do you feel me on this one?
I do for sure.
Okay.
Chromium trend kills.
Oh, dude.
Remember a long time ago I told you a story about I went to a camp in like eighth grade
and they sprayed a whole ax contained into this.
Yeah.
There's a girl who died from doing that.
No way.
Yeah.
Apparently there's a, just like the tide pod trend, which is being that there's a trend
going around where I think it's, it was called the Chromium trend where they're just like
painting the insides of their mouth with like, like with a, like body spray.
Sorry.
Painting's not the right word, but you know what I mean.
And so in a girl died from it.
Why would you do that?
Sounds horrible.
I don't know.
But then I think like we didn't kill.
It's a miracle that kid didn't die that we sprayed a full ax can to his mouth.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Tied pods at least look like they taste good.
Yeah.
Spraying deodorant.
Yeah.
Did anyone die from tide pods?
I think so.
I think that's why there was such a big crazy.
I mean, you put detergent in your body, dude.
People, I thought people were just biting them.
They were like fully eating them.
Yeah, but if you're swallowing detergent.
Yeah, no, I know that would kill you.
I didn't know people were actually doing that.
I don't know.
I mean, also like you got your variety of, there's probably tide pods with bleach out there.
If you, if you bite in that, swallow that, yeah, that'll probably rip up your insides.
Pretty bad.
Yeah.
Dude, what were kids doing stuff like that when we were young?
Like were there ever, ever dreams like that?
You sprayed stuff and someone's mouth.
I mean, we didn't have the internet.
But like the internet actively doing stuff to them.
Like, I'm going to eat a tide pod.
I'm going to say yes, but there was no TikTok to spread it to the whole world.
And then everyone else starts doing it.
Gotcha.
So it's probably just an amount.
There was no trend like that.
There.
Yeah, it's a weird one.
All right, you ever, you ever hear when people are like training dogs or they say like,
they say their dogs food motivated?
You ever hear this?
Sure, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Which is every dog.
Look, is there any dog that's not food motivated?
I've never, I worked at a doggy daycare for five years.
I've never seen a dog that if I pull out food, they don't lose their shit.
It's 100% of dogs.
Why do people say that?
Oh, yes, food motivated.
Who started that?
It's like, yeah, no, it's motor.
He's this one, the specific dog motivated by food.
That one, uh-uh.
He doesn't give a shit.
It's like every animal pretty much.
Yeah.
You could argue that dogs especially, but yeah.
Because they also see cats are kind of that way too.
Yeah, cats, I could see more being chill.
Like there's definitely cats that, I guess.
But again, the food, the dog one is such a weird, I just don't know why people say it.
Why do people say redundant shit?
I don't know.
I have like, nice.
Good point.
Uh, animals buttholes.
I have a problem with them.
Okay.
Specifically pet buttholes.
Why are they just so out there?
They really show them.
Yeah.
Yeah, cats always have their tails up.
Yeah, and dogs.
And dogs.
Both of them.
It's just like, they're so cute.
And then the whole cuteness can be ruined by them just showing you an asshole.
It's got, it's got dingo berries on it.
It looks fucking weird.
I just, has anyone made something to like, to cover the bottle?
To cover a bottle, like a little necklace or something?
I feel like that'd be a crazy good thing.
A bottle necklace?
Like all the tail?
It just hanging around the tail.
So just kind of like, this whole flap, yeah.
That's a good idea.
Someone's probably, dude, with the animal would just like rip that off.
Yeah, and the tail so, yeah.
That'd probably just fly off.
But man, one of my friends is a cat that specifically likes, it'll sit on your lap and
then it'll turn and face away from you.
And lift its tail up and show you its bottle.
It just always does that.
I hate it.
Yeah, it's kind of annoying.
It's so disturbing, but I guess we, it's just weird because like we as humans, to see
our bottles, you have to spread cheeks.
Yeah, and we're gonna always be like, in like a hotel bathroom, you just catch a unexpected
mirror angle.
Of your bottle?
Yeah, and there's just so many mirrors.
You put it, I can't see my bottle.
How are you talking about it?
Get out of the shower, pick up a towel, look to the left, ricochet off like three walls
and see your body.
Oh, okay, but you're bending over yourself.
Yeah, yeah.
I was gonna say standing, you could never see a bottle.
Just right, yes.
Okay, all right.
Any scenario where there's mirrors everywhere and you don't like know the room.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't think I've ever accidentally seen my bottle.
Really?
Yeah.
It's happened to me in a hotel before.
Obviously.
Some high end hotels, just covering glass.
Like whenever I have some in my bottle, I've had to spread my cheeks to look at my bottle.
I haven't seen it many times.
Yeah, it's a very rare thing to see.
So now the animals that are just like, it is exposed to open air at all times.
It's crazy.
I have to lick their bottles.
That's true.
I guess I have to lick.
Yeah.
It gets bad.
I had a friend who had a cat.
It got so bad, it couldn't lick its bottle anymore.
And it just, it got disgusting.
Oh, that's fucking tough.
You're seeing like monkeys butts.
How gross they are.
That's like, like, like, like, yeah, it's, how can we have like cheeks around ours?
Because we, wow.
Like everything else, everything in the animal kingdom has like an excuse.
Our bottle is harder to see.
Yeah, harder to get to.
It's a very unique factor in humans where we have like a butt that conceals the butthole.
Like a pronounced butt cheek.
And everything else is like, oh, there's its butthole.
Like it's, it's like horses kind of have butt cheeks.
Yeah, but they got their tail goes out.
There's a bottle there.
Yeah.
I feel like I feel like no animals, cheeks, conceal a butthole.
The thing is animals are on all fours though.
We walk upright.
That's a great point.
So the buttholes stretched out.
That's true.
If we were on all fours, you'd see that butthole.
Yeah.
You just answer the question.
Problem solved.
Dude.
That's what we're doing here on the fake problems podcast.
Uh, uh, well, all right.
What time are we at though?
I don't want to.
Let's do like one more.
All right.
You know what?
Haka's are the like, uh, war cry chant things that like the Hawaiian people do.
It's called a Haka.
Well, they like, I know that.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm saying.
They're like, they don't like do a big dance.
It's been like popularized.
Like, kind of, like kind of luau?
No, it's like a, a war dance of the tribesmen of Hawaii or something used to do.
It's called a Haka and people started to popularize it where they like do it in like certain
NFL teams would start to like do it before a game and she like that.
Oh, were they arms over shoulders and like rock back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's bad ass.
I feel like it's not.
That's the argument.
Yeah.
We're like, I feel like it's, it looks so silly to me.
Really?
Like, just doing it feels.
If you think about it rationally for sure.
Yeah.
It seems a little silly.
I just, when I look at it, it looks so performative and like they're not, and they're not going
to war.
I get that it's like a metaphor for what they're about to do.
Yeah.
But it looks so like bad actors doing a silly dance and they're all grown men.
Saying like specifically in football.
No, I've seen a bunch of them.
You're just others because like sports.
Yeah, sports, but then also just like motivational stuff and people doing a Haka's and like,
oh, God.
It just, what, like, what motivational like a Tony Robbins talk or something?
Yeah, something of that nature.
We're like, we're going to like get our energy up.
That feels super weird.
Yeah.
But it's just like this energetic war dance thing and it feels so.
Especially when it's not sports players, it's even like outside of sports, that seems
crazy.
Yeah.
I can get behind it for, for like a pre kick off football, football type of thing.
You just got to psych yourself up.
Yeah.
Maybe it's just the group aspect of it for me.
When I, it reminds me of like a flash mob.
We're like, when I see it, when I see a grozer badass, they're fine.
It's not like they were cool when things flashmob are cool.
They had a moment, but after the thousandth one, I'm like, we're just, we're doing some
there.
I mean, they've just found out you don't see them anymore.
No, not really.
Haka's have taken over.
But I just, I just see a group of people like pretending it's like when you, you're like
the stakes aren't high enough.
Yeah, to be doing a war.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's a weird.
All I know is I see it and I go, it gives me a second hand.
It's the last time you've seen it.
I don't remember.
I saw a reason, whenever I put this on the list, I saw one.
It was non-sport.
I remember being like, oh, man, it gives me second hand embarrassment to like watch it.
Dang.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Uh, what?
Oh, that was probably the last one, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, we already did peeps.
Anything else?
Well, it was one small last 21, but are all carnivores gay because they eat nuts?
It's a good joke.
Let's do right there.
I don't know.
I don't know if I heard it or if I wrote it originally, but they're all eating nuts
and asshole.
You could argue they're eating the dick.
They're eating everything.
It's pretty gay.
It's pretty gay.
I mean, there's a, there's a Rocky Mountain Noisters.
Like, uh, those are bolted articles, right?
I've never had one.
Same.
I mean, I guess it's good for you.
Good protein.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
I mean, it'd be weird eating a genital of something.
Any kind of genital would be, if I'm like, you're so bad.
A giraffe vagina.
I'm like, I don't want to fucking eat that.
But then it's like, what's the difference between eating that and like eating other things?
Like an armpit, which you've probably eaten before.
Probably an armpit.
Probably an armpit.
I don't know what nuts would look like cooked.
That would be a deal breaker for me.
I mean, they just, which is looking good.
I mean, I've seen what the Rocky Mountain Noisters are like a fried nut sack.
No, no.
Are you saying like, is it, the Rocky Mountain Noisters are like, they're just
they're not in a sack.
I think they're like, this is just a ballroom.
It's like a ball of fried dough.
That makes more sense.
It'd be hilarious though if they had like a sack.
They're hanging from something.
Like a banana.
Just the basis fried.
But yeah, so good thing to end on.
All right.
Cool.
See you next time, people.