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we've gotten more in them put out an episode every month range but so tired
there's so much going on but kick it off with some topics that we covered
that we need to research further hit me with it yeah all right this is gonna be
the most apathetic episode in the bathroom talking to me for hours practicing
okay we talked about magic so I think it'll be like two episodes ago from
this one okay you're talking about Chris Angel yeah it turns out the dude is
a massive fraud what he isn't at all a fraud anyway well he's not actually
magic right but like he pays people to react to his tricks his whole show he's
not even doing an illusion that works on people that's shooting it's bullshit
yeah that's not good so he has a trick where he like disappears on a table and
there's like a mirror or something something that would be so obvious to see
in person yeah people just get paid to react so there's multiple accounts of
people saying they got pulled aside to react to one of his tricks and they said
just swear a ton which is hilarious because if you watch this video there's
just people swearing and bleeping it out really yeah oh and uh and one dude said
he didn't even acknowledge the fans or even perform a trick they just stood
there and swore and then told them to go and then that's it and then they see
it later come out and they added it to make it look like he just impressed a
bunch of people that's this is not what I expected fucking insane that is nuts
it's the crazy how we didn't hear about this either he was a big deal yeah maybe
this had to have happened before the social media but I was like we would have
seen his deep in the archives of the Chris angels downfall of the magic
community and they they do not like him over there I mean if you're a fraud
yeah also there there was this trick he did yeah where he supposedly he
literally levitates between two buildings okay so he just has wires attached to
him just actually flies that's the trick and there's a whole crowd beneath
him he's like oh my god oh man all paid audience and it was just a crane
carrying him and then they move the crane and took different angles this goes
back to what we were talking about when there's cuts any of these videos yeah
it just loses all legitimacy so it's like well even I would even be okay if I
mean not okay but it would be better if they used cuts to make a trick look
cool but the fact that they have live people there and it's just a fake
reaction well you would have to you couldn't have a if it was fake you couldn't
have real people in any situation because we like it if we have to cut around
it to make it look real it's gonna yeah audience yeah yeah yeah okay it's I
mean fuck Chris Angel yeah so I heard it here fuck that guy also okay so he is
still working because I was asking about that okay and apparently in 2017 he
passed out during a live show because he was hanging upside down for two minutes
oh come on David do for like five days for three days obviously David
blames better and then I looked up the David Blaine trick where he hung upside
down apparently that was kind of bullshit oh my god what is happening and that
one's even less so in person if you were watching it they would flip him
right side up three times an hour for like 10 minutes at a time what yes we
like didn't even do so it was all magical I who's doing it right I mean obviously
magic isn't real no it's not
but what the thing side note it's actually hilarious like when I dug into this
there's so many people in these forums being like he's he's not actually real
like he's magic is there and there's people who respond to those people they're
like you idiot yeah oh my god we're missing a whole point but I mean yeah a
magician is someone who can perform an illusion in front of a person yeah I think
I would say live I'd say it has to be live at this point yeah to be and then
tricks them yeah and make some be like how did you do that yeah but who's doing
that then if the if the biggest names we know are doing fucking bullshit on that
on the front during their live shows is there anyone out there David
Copperfield or I don't know fucking I mean who Deenie was there's there's I feel
like who Deenie's legit I mean there was no cutting back then it was like I
don't know how many times I've seen the picture of him like about to dive into a
fucking ocean like chained up yeah he just you know it gets out himself but yeah who
fucking knows man it's also like David Blaine did do some crazy shit even the
hang upside down thing still is kind of crazy with yeah being flipped it's but
like it's it's not it's not something that if you told me that him being flipped
I would be like oh it's not interesting sounds like an average person can call
that off yeah it's like what you're hanging a guy upside down they probably
worst to terrorists and they survive all the time like and it's funny how it
gets when that comes out we're all like you're a fraud you didn't even hang
upside down for two days like we have that expectation you don't know when
asked him to do this right I don't think anyone's asking him to do anything he's
doing yeah he's all like I told you about the balloon the balloon movie he made
right where he's like tied himself to balloons and floated like 10,000 feet in the
air yeah that gets it's all like this is just dumb this is these feats are
becoming worse and worse in terms of like things that are gonna be interesting
yeah it's like I'm like what what yeah there is one where he lived in a box like
a clear box on a skyscraper for like three days or something like also that
where I'm like what it's weird it's interesting it's like mildly interesting
yeah but like what's the what's the feet literally just being in a box I
don't know I feel like the answer is just well why don't you try it but that's
not I'm not an inner time not doing that yeah there's probably people out
they're doing better stuff yeah but and I should back this up they probably
just done so many things on top that it's like what the fuck else are they
gonna do but like a box in the sky so uncreative I'm like you probably have a
team of people working for you like why don't you just someone's got to have a
better idea than a box on a skyscraper right yeah I don't know in the end it's
funny that it's all even that is fake where I'm like all these illusions are
crazy which I do believe those are still out there but yeah there's definitely
some good magicians yeah which I can name one but they're out there that guy
who was gonna bane my girlfriend at the spy bar thing he was a good magician nice
nice cool he was fucking sick all right what else you got for research
okay and look wait unless you had more stuff on the magician I want to cut you
yeah that was that was pretty much it okay I just I thought it was hilarious that
the dude literally hired a group of people to be like wow you're flying and
then be just be this icon for everyone like that's something I can't just yeah I
mean it's these that guy primates so much money off he's doing it so it's like you
know what I guess you're right right like is he really hurting anybody by
somebody like whoa Chris Angels doing something's gonna buy his video and buy into it
in the end whatever but it'd be cool if you're doing something legitimate yeah
you wake cooler yeah it would be cool yeah I don't know okay so that's that all right okay
we talked about talked about a naked dating show yes and I found it all right
well the one you're talking what's it called it's called naked attraction okay I
watched an episode how to go my god yeah it's so many decks they show everything so
what is the face body everything so okay there's first of all there's so many
naked dating shows like tons of them like naked afraid has their own dating show
oh I don't know that I watch like two episodes at the wrong one before I realize
essentially just watching porn at a certain point but so okay so this show it just came to
the US it's been in the UK for a while that makes sense why why I heard about it yeah
yeah there's there's one person and then there's six boxes okay and Dave
Blaine's in one or Chris Angels in one yeah Chris Angels
just hiding in there they so the the first step that the doors on the front of the
boxes it like slides up slowly okay so I think there's four rounds so it's first on
dick so first round yeah up to the right above the genitals so dick or vagina
whatever you got uh-huh and then and then so after that round you have to eliminate
someone and it's crazy they walk right up to the people and just start talking in detail
about their decks like in what these people like like give me an example of someone talking
about someone's genitals like are they just critiquing them or just like comment to
like that one has a lot of force and this is the person who's choosing like who's the yeah
yeah and the host the host the host is by she reminds you every episode oh good and she's
like so I belong here she sounds like she sounds like a fun show but she like encourages them to
speak in detail about these people's genitals yeah so then so then after that round they
they choose one to eliminate okay based off purely genitals based off purely genitals
okay it's awesome and then once they eliminate them the the window goes all the way up and they
see the whole person okay and then the person walks out and they like briefly talk and then the
person leaves okay I own a adoption center for yeah yeah one dude got eliminated because his dick
was too huge and then the interview to him after he's like I'm a gentle man
he was like super upset about it but okay so they eliminate someone and then they're like
all right round two and then they go up to the neck so you see the midsection you see boobs if
it's women in there wait all back up I thought they're they already revealed the person they
revealed the one who leaves oh oh oh I see yeah okay got it got it so yeah then sometimes they'll
reveal that person and then the person recruits like damn that person is so fucking hot yeah
all right so then they so it's midsection next essentially yeah midsection next yeah
choose another person to eliminate same thing happens okay and then they go they reveal the
whole face eliminate another person so it'd be round three oh yeah and then they have them talk
so then voice is another wrong face no no face and then voice okay and then there's two people
left and then the person deciding asked to get naked oh interesting yeah what's the point of that
cuz so so when there's three people left yeah the host makes those people say what they like about
their own bodies okay and then well the whole okay the whole time the person deciding is like
commenting on what they like about the bodies so then I think the point of them getting naked is so
the two remaining can then comment on their body okay in front of them okay and then the the person
picks out of the two and then they go on a date they don't make them get married which is nice
I mean that's the crazy the marry versions the craziest they have ever heard of yeah cuz I mean
they never work out but yeah I have to ask are any of the contestants who are picking ever like mean
when they're describing people no no really okay let's and actually when they when they
be hilarious when they eliminate someone they usually pick some reason that isn't physical or like
something that's not to like one guy was like yeah I don't like her toes
which is what the fuck which is like you can live with that as a sure yeah yeah I feel like
they're usually pretty nice about it which is which is good so it's crazy it is it's weird to go
back you know 20 years a naked person on the television is out of the unless you're watching
soft core porn on HBO it's unheard of yeah and now it's like we have shows which is people were
entire with full genitals you would never see that it's insane it's truly great I think we're just
gonna desensitize to it now they've seen so many shows and so many you should watch an episode yeah
it's it's different than Game of Thrones this was like right this is like and I imagine it's
average people it's not like fucking right it's not beautiful people I mean you know some can be
I imagine but like you know it's from the average pool but it's also it's it's not in like a
like a sexy context no it's like it's like it's like under a microscope you're just examining
these people we'll do it's like when they interview African tribes because like we have the
subcessionist men over boobs and a lot of that is just because of like us covering them up and then
when they interview like these tribes are like people are naked most of the time boobs are not
ever seen as like an erotic feature of a woman yeah she's like no that's just just up fucking
boob like it feeds the kid because they're just out all the time yeah we've made it this like taboo
forbidden fruit thing so that we love boobs man yeah it's it's kind of crazy if we're naked all
the time we probably wouldn't be like like oh look at that girl's tits what should it maybe would but
I don't know it's nuts but then be naked all time suck so fuck that yeah yeah it's be cold it
it also like work in a lot of like sex facts in there too okay apparently 80% of women like
girth over length that was interesting yeah I mean it's either you're getting more stimulus
at the vagina or you're poking them in the cervix yeah so and I've heard they don't like being
poked in the cervix not from experience it's extremely small dick but yeah I mean I don't know
it's like the facts I've learned about sex over my life that I've read places just like
and from experience after a while but like oh that makes sense it's like most women don't
orgasm from penetration like that's just yeah it's like mostly clit stuff and I'm like huh and
most men aren't do it maybe now they are but back in the day it was like most hope yeah right
there's a chance for the female orgasm but all right anymore research stuff no that was it I
mean those are two great ones I mean fake magicians which it's funny because that's that's a
fucking contradiction to myself yeah right and then on top of that naked game shows which I never
thought I'd see yeah a game show I think of like a jeopardy like what like who the fuck's
be like oh we're gonna have naked people we're out of ideas but the the crazy thing is we talked
about the opposite of that show last week which is the love is blind version where you just talk
to the person before you see them and that one makes you propose at the end of it the thing is
I think that's even more insane than this naked naked dating show if any leave this league I guess
it's not legally binding because you're not getting like a marriage license but like how I don't
know it that ever worth it just it's all it's it's I mean before we continued on this conversation
you scratch the surface of any of the behind the scenes of all these things they're all so fake
yeah like I remember the biggest one for me that kitchen nightmare show with uh what's his name
Gordon Ramsay where it's like you know he goes to this place and he yells at this shitty restaurant
and they turn it around and all this shit and you read behind the scenes and it's like
every single one of those are highly acted out and and paid and the restaurant's kitchen no kitchen
nightmares which is like they they find a restaurant that's like abysmal it's the worst place in the
world they go we're gonna turn it around and it's it's just all acting it's pure reality TV and
the sense of words just like people pretending to be real but I digress ready for some topics
yeah I can't do it all right see what we got here uh I mean this is kind of on topic just a little
fact but horizontal refreshment used to be a slain for sex in 19th century just makes me think of
there's got to be so many slains for sex yeah doing the hanky-panky fucking I mean that's I
mean that's just straightforward what is what is I guess horizontal refreshment it's refreshing
is it worth I'm usually thirsty after sex talking about
but yeah I don't know it was it was a fun little one the better topic which is hippos fighting on
golf course in Africa's fastest topic yeah it's it's a thorough way but um yeah I was I was watching
because I feel like we've seen more and more videos of golf courses in Florida with giant
alligators every once in a while yeah and you like well that they just they're just yeah right
they like go from pond to pond that well both the people and the alligators don't care about
you yeah they're both like I whatever fuck it and these alligators just keep moving on super
chill relationship right which you know every once in a while they sneak in your house and eat
your like child but yes on the golf course it's civil in Africa they're like they're
I for the video just opens with them on a golf course and then like two hippos just
for running through their fighting bleeding everywhere it's insane dude to be like
having because every golf course drive with that I gotta fuck on my backstroke but it's you just
you see a golf course and it's always serene like there's it they're mostly peaceful peaceful it's
beautiful it's just like this brawl between these two titans of mammals just like and I guess
it's just a thing that happens that's just I would just put the clubs down and watch that sounds
beautiful I probably get the fuck out of there dude what if one just turns on you that's 10 I
mean it would be cool to see and I'd probably be in shock of like what would be in my golf
cart right at a book it out of there I mean they can definitely go fast on the golf cart true that
thing would catch the fuck up so quick you've seen the videos of them swimming a water catching up
with boats yeah it's they're they're I mean not in Atlanta they can go like 35 miles per hour
something like that and they're they're essentially a tank it's just a rhino without a horn
they're just built like it's just yeah the strongest bite in the animal kingdom really yeah
I mean I always see videos of people throwing like whole water of melons and she like that like
you just fucking watch that like once a year at least all right we covered that deer hunter flop
the movie the deer hunter you ever seen this movie no it's Robert De Niro oh my god who's the
does it gonna fucking kill me actor he's you've seen the movie this is the actor isn't
me the worst reference to pull him from cuz he didn't summon each other stuff but the movie click
and sam the the old guy that gizm the remote I'm gonna fucking just like John let go or something no no
I don't remember who I know this anyway oh shit oh my god he talks like this yeah
dude yeah this is the worst anyway we won't have one suck at podcast yeah Robert De Niro thanks
Robert De Niro and that actor oh my god they're like literally 18 19 in the movie with all the
whole movies about guys that go to Vietnam more and get tortured and come back home and
yes it's like the first one of the first movies to do this mean like early 60s but it's known as
this crazy movie and then I gotta tell you is it the most underwhelming movie I've ever watched
it's almost as bad as the fucking 2001 space Odyssey wow it's just it's so slow it's like is it
is it a thriller what's it supposed to be the I mean it's a war move like it's like two thirds of
the movie is them going away to warn all the stuff that happens in their town before being like
oh you're gonna leave and this girl and blah blah and it's just like there's no like I don't know
there's no peaks and lows it's just like yeah we're going to war and there's a party and there's
and then they go to Vietnam and they get caught and tortured and that scene lasts about 15 minutes
and then I come on and more torture well I mean you want some meat to the thing it's just it's like
watching a documentary about people just like living their standard life and is it supposed to be
like this is how horrible Vietnam was exactly yeah and like and then PTSD it that they come back
in the one guy is nothing's the same yeah there are one guys really fucked up and easy know and
you know that trope has been done many many times now movies with I would argue movies have done
it better but I have always heard this movie in the in talks of film and cinema and watch it yeah
I was like oh it's fucking terrible dude anyway just need to share that because I was yeah you watch
something either really bad or really good and you need to tell someone and I haven't told anyone
about that one you're telling the whole internet oh my god yeah the the many people on the internet
that are listening to this what what's the last movie you saw that just sucked anything one space
how to see oh there you were there man I was actually pissed that was worse than Vietnam that one
actual event yeah that sucked so much it I feel like we already talked and I kind of just I
I'm like preemptively mad at anyone who likes that movie anyone who tries to defend it
it's so bad yeah it's really yeah you said it it's bad it doesn't again for its time it was
probably cool because it's early 60s as well so it's like the effects are insane but I don't know
like the substance of the movie it's just maybe we've just been over what's the word like overstimulated
yeah like where we've seen so much cool shit that's kind of in that realm like interstellar
compared to that I mean it's like the same idea with the different dimensions at the end
blah blah blah interstellar is actually a movie though like this movie had it was just
disjoint there were like three unrelated stories pretty much yeah it was it was kind of hard to figure
out what was going on till like two thirds of the way in the whole middle act was useless yeah I'm
with you so yeah but yeah bet it it's nice that we tried though that's the thing yeah you got
tried you get even on us go and you go all right that was bad but we did it no regress
moving on uh one I don't know how much we'll have on this but do you remember in in history class
growing up in public school or whatever fucking school we we would always talk about like the
spice trade and how big that wasn't like spices ran spice wars yeah they like ran most of conflict
like people were conquering for the spices that were available to to season food yeah like we're
talking about like millions and millions of people dying because people wanted their food to taste
better and I never could be how crazy that was until like recently that it's pretty crazy I guess
we still do stuff like that like we the minerals for our phones and shit like we still are like oil
in the middle east but to think of like someone being like you know what I really want this spice
here go slaughter me a family like it's just that's just how it was that kind of like gold
gold has no value outside of its shiny yeah I guess well now it's like now it's being
stimulated versus your tongue yeah that's valuable I guess now gold has actual because it's used
in all these metals that run everything I think but like it's used as a metal for like phones
and stuff like that the where there's gold that's conducting in certain ways to make things work
I think but don't quote me on that yeah but I think gold was just a that was a means of trade I
guess spice could be our it was means of trade too but it was like a form of currency like it was
a standard I guess you could trade I don't mean currency because it was rare and we like how it looks
yeah I think yeah yeah maybe could research that why did gold I mean the far the back you go that's
probably entirely true that's probably just it really this looks pretty cool I don't know why we
picked that metal though probably just because it looked the coolest but war for yummy food is definitely
it's a crazy one to me but I guess that makes even more sense than gold but yeah I agree yeah it
is wild yeah yeah which I don't like what spices were the most popular back then was just everything
I mean salt had to be up there salt actually is valuable yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's an essential
nutrient yeah I don't think that even count does that count as a spice in this context I don't know
that's a good question I guess I always group it just because it's in my spice cabinet I'm like yeah
it's a spice but it doesn't necessarily make it a spice but anyway um
this is a joke I heard from some from a different comic but do shorter people's breasts smell
worse because they have a shorter digestive tract so your ass is just closer to your
closer to your asshole yeah which their argument was little people have the worst breath as a joke
obviously people listening it's an esterio type or they just made that up this it's a fucking joke
I would think I've never smelled little people's breath before now I don't know how to approach
that one do I smelling a little person's breath do I just go smell your breath and multiple I
would need to have multiple I mean you can't just do one do you have any little people friends now do
you know actually yeah I do you do yeah uh the acquaintance definitely acquaintance best friend huh
you tell me I got a direct line to smelling his breath no absolutely no I mean yeah that's a
salad did it get a laugh that's not I mean it made me laugh salad joke yeah I mean yeah I just
thought it was hilarious because it's when someone says it it makes you think about it first if
they're if someone told you that and all seriousness went you know that short people's breath smells
worse because it's closer to their colon I'd be like huh I mean could make sense you're just closer
to the shit maker some logic there yeah and that just makes me think where does the smell get sealed off
like in your digestive tract I have also heard which I don't know how true this is that if you
say you just hold in your farts forever it will come out the other end no way so that gas wherever
it was trapped has made its way out in a burp so it's you can burp out of fart theoretically
because the gas needs to leave it's going to find its way out yeah I imagine that'd be so painful
if it went all the way back up I'm it's might have happened I mean how many times have you in early
days of dating people have you held farts for 10 hours plus I want you just taste a fart coming
out of your mouth probably I mean I'm just saying it must say I don't think I've ever burped out of
fart well wait let me ask you this have you ever actually tasted a fart to know what a fart taste
like it might just not taste any different than burp you'd probably smell it though I feel like
I've tasted a fart well what are you doing not not that's a rule you fart and it gets in the air
and the kind of you know okay I'm actually like literally put your mouth on an asshole just getting
blasted yeah I mean that's that's the taste the fart for me but yeah I don't know I mean I would think
I think that it wouldn't smell or taste farty because the gas is coming up through you died
the other way so it's not passing over shit it's passing over everything else and probably losing like
the shit like smell like and this is a theory that's not proven well I feel like if it comes from
that I think I think far smell away because they pass over shit and I think it's like a fart it's
just air you think you think the source of the gas comes from above the shit yeah and then it passes
over it and it just literally takes on the properties of the shit yes I mean properties being
but in this scenario I imagine it it goes all the way down goes back it's double dips the back wall
goes back up don't pass shit but then but what I'm saying is that maybe there's so much going up
and it has to pass by by the time it reaches your mouth it is lost the shit like it's collected
other smells the stomach acid the rest of the colon going up it doesn't have poop that to the point
where the the fart smell has left burps do smell pretty bad but not like a fart come on what are we
there's some people who think burps smell worse this is stupid are you are you being serious I'm being
serious there's and there's some atrocious burps yeah but a fart someone burp in your face here's
my armpit hear me out we are designed we've evolved to fart okay that's not where I was going
yes correct as well we are shit smells bad to tell us we should not eat that
like that smell distinctly is made so we do not enjoy it a burp is coming from a place where
food went so it's more to the place of life no but that but that's the food has been done this
this one's coming out of the place where food has been like been there in its full form yes
the the poop is the done product that our body wants nothing to do with so I that's where I stand
on like I don't think a burp can smell as bad as a fart can be I don't think that's a very
different smell totally but it's it's one that don't give me wrong I don't want someone burping
my face it's not a great smell in general it's not a great smell but I would rather take a burp
than a fart I would too I'm with you the people who say otherwise I've heard the take fair the
be I need to meet these people and a little person but this probably tastes the same because you know
the whole close digestive track and of course yeah obviously anyway pushing on
more dating app stuff man I keep thinking I'm gonna hit a threshold of the weird one I mean far
from it but I keep thinking I'm gonna find the threshold of weird shit I keep seeing on dating apps
and the amount of girls who are not advertising like I'm in a relationship and we want like
our a third for a three something they're not that type that just have pictures with dudes
like like holding them like girlfriend boyfriend level pictures and I'm like what do we what
why yeah why why are you doing that maybe just instant jealousy yeah maybe want that from the
beginning yeah I might just be a perspective thing but I see them like do you think that like
there's the second I see them like oh god get that get that away from me now it just seems like a
problem if I see that is it a magician it's always a magician it's Chris Angel in every fucking photo
but no it's it's it's it might just be like that they're like I look good in this picture but also
most girls have so many pictures of themselves yeah I mean either it's either this either so
unaware that they're doing what you're saying and they're going I just look so or they're aware
of that the effect is this probably has a disability yeah that makes them jealous or something but
talk about attracting a broken person like if you're the goal is to make them jealous to like you
which I don't know I've done it when I was a younger like I've been that person but as a
30 year old you're like don't don't you realize by now that this is only gonna just perpetuate
the cycle of pain for both of you it will happen but I guess that's when you're in that state you
probably just don't know but it's it's I see them like you're gonna keep hurting each other it's
all it's gonna be forever wait you're talking about the people in the picture the the person who's
gonna find the person who gets jealous about that goes yeah I want in because they see
with another there that is I think I think that operates on a more subconscious level if if
that theory is right I think it would be like oh this this person's had a boyfriend before like that
that's a that's a great flag for people yeah red flag is this person's never been a relationship
sure I that's the side I didn't think about that's that's totally valid to have seen like this
person is not a crazy person and has made a tainted relationship someone is dated or sure sure
that that could be that then I still I still don't agree with that straight this why we do this
podcast perspective because there I didn't even think about that approach it to me a media
registers is like someone trying to make someone jealous someone trying to be like yeah or I don't
need to just straight do they know there's people like you just in rages oh my god I'm just I'm
just fucking squirming in my I'm the toilet oh it's always on the toilet forcing shit out of me though
so it's good it's good laxative um another video of a giant fucking I sort of got
what did you see this week dude some of the animal videos that have been surfacing they've
been they're always the best but the some of them have been so crazy lately I saw this one of
this anaconda that I keep thinking I've seen the biggest anaconda that exists and then somewhere
in Florida or like I don't even know where else they are but it's a place that's not America and
it's like it has to be the length of the school bus and the and the girth of like a giant oak tree
and I dude what is that no that's like the snake from Harry Potter the crate literally the
craziest part is their head their head is like the size of your torso it's so crazy to see oh my
god you when you see it for a long time I was like these are all AI generated bullshit and then I
keep finding instances of more more of these incidents like you're like keeps getting better dude
it's terrifying that's like prehistoric like if you found this I want to see this video I mean
I'm gonna have to find it now but I I'll find the hippo one and that one but truly terrifying
where if I saw that in person I'd run so fast I think it was CGI not this one I don't know so
it's just a shitty quality video and like some like an East Asian country and they're just like
pulling this thing out of a bush it's there's I mean if AI's that is AI gone that good where it
made a shitty quality video typically they'll do that have you thumb the teeth full yeah okay
shitty monodontia yeah that's that's a still image of some like what do you call it like
people do horror movies and make shit yeah you know like that you can make it pretty believable this
is like live action let me ask you have you seen any AI videos that look they always look like
crisp yeah like you never find one that's like looks like it's taken from a fucking Nokia cell phone
I can't think of any I've seen but I think that can totally happen I think so but I don't
think it's there yet I don't think it's it's I don't know if it can make shitty quality stuff yet
it seems to all be like no maybe you could train it just on shitty videos I don't know all I'm
saying is I hadn't seen it and this video looks legit and I feel like there's always it with AI
videos there's always a tell like you can tell is AI sometimes for most of the time I would argue
have you seen AI videos yeah and you can't when you're watching them can you be like yeah this is
it's we it's a little I'm with you I'm with you I'll let me watch the video okay all right it was
terrifying I promised I don't even know what this one is but it says Arnold's last name is a
Yitish Slur an English Slur for black people oh this is what it was Schwarzen is a Yitish Slur for
I don't like a someone not I mean obviously not but but then you know so the latter half
it's close enough to being the n-word and it's like these two slurs make his last name it's crazy
it's just the most offensive name possible yeah I was like what the fuck that guy is one at
everything in life yeah dude except for except for you G on his wife with like uh yes
cleanly that looks like I mean not to judge the cleanly but looks like almost a man wow I mean have
you seen have you seen the clean lady no it's dude it's like someone that it looks like a grandma
and his wife is I guess it's never about that so it's a Stephen Hawking argument maybe they had a
relationship I guess so it's it was just one I remember when it happened I was like what the fuck
look it's very strange but anyway Slur last name fun hilarious yes I can tell
hilarious um returning seasonal decorations now this I thought was a great idea oh shit
I already know where you're going okay but for the audience you can buy all of the seasonal stuff
whether it be Christmas Halloween Easter and then the day after you can just return all of it
you could do this and never pay for decorations grand as the process of taking back the store but
yeah that's the part that's like dude there's a lot of money that goes into some Christmas stuff
and people throw it away I guess they put it back and store it yeah maybe that's not that great
I mean you only need it for like a month yeah and then they reuse it I guess if there was a world
where like you bought new Christmas or new stuff every year then it could probably pay off but
yeah rather just keep it yeah fuck this I can sell flat
so we talk through these so I don't talk about these in congress when I bring there um
high-batchy restaurants that literally I just I literally just says high-batchy restaurants I don't know
I love those I mean when when those had a boom like recently didn't they not recently I should say
go back 10 years I feel like everyone was going to high-batchy and they start popping up everywhere
they my friend we go it me and my my teenage friends would go to this local one because it was like oh
yeah that's crazy and I'm not gonna lie the most stressed out I've ever been eating a meal every single time
Hibachi yeah because there's there's pressure of the
you gotta catch well they got it they throw food at you and you gotta catch your mouth yeah
this I it's like I don't know how many times I've missed that toss and I'm just like
fucking loser and then I catch the toss dude dude when you go there so much you're gonna drop one
I promise you and it's not all on you it's also he's throwing it and no it's gotta be a good
one makes fun of him no it's all on you you're the idiot who didn't catch the piece of shrimp
it's not missing then it won't happen you're just like my friends
but it's yeah I don't know that it came up and then I feel like I haven't been in one since I was a teenager
literally I used to go to them a lot I haven't spent a while yeah and I've never been to like a famous
I've never been to a Benny Hanas or a pf chains it's always like these neither of
our little local ones that do it but yeah anyway I bought your restaurants feeling bad for
pets with shitty names you ever had to you what what you got no no it's just do you feel bad
for those pets yeah yeah there's a couple of times I think in my life where like one to some more
like in like a friend of a friend who typically lived in a shitty situation but they're their dog
or cast name was just like shithead what yeah dude and then you're just like actually shithead yeah
that are like like that's kind of mean no they're all mean that's what I'm saying like they'd be like
they name it like literally bitch which I get it's like the dog it is a female dog but and they're
like it can't it doesn't even know I'm like yeah but it's just why it's just a bad sweet little
thing you're just like yeah shithead get over here I'm like oh what are we doing it's just bad
energy yeah it's kind of just that is kind of sad I don't know if I feel bad for the pet I somehow
do even though they they don't yeah that's a weird concept yeah it's the same kind of people
they would like semi not full abuse their pets but semi abusing in terms of like I remember one
kid would like grab his cat by the arms and like throw it by its arms but not like throwing it
against the wall is terrible yeah it was really I mean yes very bad but it wasn't like beat your
animal bed you know I was like call Peter yeah it was like here let me watch me throw my cat
he always land and on a couch or somebody's just like gravey it by its paws and throwing it
I'd be like oh god and calling it shithead it's just so like why are I mean I had friends who
had a cat named beef that's okay that was hilarious that's fine that that's that's bordering but
yeah if you're just like a swear word literally a derogatory term yeah yeah no no fun like beef
beef is fun it's light we can laugh about it now it's whatever if the animal loves you but
shithead or douchebag or like and it's just looking at you so sweet and you're just like come
here shithead and just comes over there all dumb god I don't know what to think about that scenario
I didn't I think the friends are just kind of assholes right that's I mean well again they were
friends that didn't last because because of that a person who does that probably not nice
in the end yeah these are mostly friends that like you're in a school situation they probably just
they thought it was funny obviously absolutely that's the reason why they did it but whenever
it's at the ex I guess it's not even at the expense of the animal it's just like it's at the
expense of you I guess yes the sad one yeah it does make me sad but yeah anyway um
um
actually what the fuck oh man I mean this is just a fucking uh
what's his name Harry Mack right yeah see back so I'm do a wrap about the periodic table
and what was the line there was one I was like periodically table those elements the whole wrap
is fucking insane but that line is like oh oh my god you're just you can't believe he's doing it
it's he's doing the illegal stuff we're just cycling through video chats and guys like make
grab out the periodic table the whole table he knew all the elements oh uh you might have pulled
it up or something but he's he wrapped through all of it with killer lines like periodically
table that element did he know the properties of the elements work that him yeah I mean like
multiple things but he'd work through all the elements fuck go watch it you'll cream your pants
I will it's insane um but what does this extra chromosome animals has to exist so down
syndrome animals essentially which I pretty sure he saw either shot a picture of one or
something that prompted this but did it look different yeah I mean it's like
yeah what I mean it's uh I mean it looked different I mean if you looked at it and you looked at
one that didn't have extra crumbs and you go that one looks different would you would you know it had
downs you know something's not normal about it as shitty as that sounds you go that one's off
interesting yeah but it happens in that just like how like gay stuff happens in nature it's like
everything that does happen in a minimal species is also happening in a bunch of different ones
just crazy thing that they also have stuff like that where other animals are like yeah we got our
you know our downs brother over here it's just like oh that happens in the animal kingdom too
it's just it's just very there's so many human specific things that I thought were human specific
and then just like oh no all living things experience like
down syndrome just that one nothing else
oh wait I got to bring this up I it's at the bottom of the list but it happened in the past
week related to Down syndrome the uh in spains parliament they elected a woman with
Down syndrome you see that no it's
I don't know how to when I okay listen all right hold on let me back let's keep tiptoeing yes
I saw it and I went my I'm gonna be honest about my immediate reaction was I don't understand
like I if we have an illness that's associated with like diminished intellectual
intellectual capacity or mental capacity I don't think it's smart to
granted a lot of politicians are shitty and corrupt so that was an entirely separate thing but
like have them running government it just it seems irresponsible is what I'm saying right there
there's high functioning people right what downs syndrome I don't so I went down this rabbit hole and
it's like 40% will have highly diminished uh I will they are measured by IQ which is like something
like a 10 year olds IQ then some are higher functioning but I don't know what the degree of that is
I didn't in my mind I never thought to the degree of like
being a politician of like creating laws and stuff like that I didn't yeah I mean you don't see
do you do you ever see like a Down syndrome lawyer or a doctor or an engineer like that's where I'm like
but they're but they're yeah yeah so I was like so I saw that it's like you want the inclusion but
yes so after I saw I go okay let me read about this to like see what's going on this one
has been doing tons of work in politics for a long time okay and her argument is that
but she does a lot of things for disabled rights obviously because she's disabled um and so she's
like an advocate for them in the creation of their laws which meant that I'm like okay that makes sense
makes sense yeah but is it only that stuff or is it like yeah things I don't know how much power
each position in this cabinet has well it's like uh it's like Congress in America now so like a
senator essentially so they they do have power and then it's all it's all here's the other thing
and she's been working for while some maybe it doesn't matter I'm I'm just totally an idiot so anyone
who's listening to this who's like you bigoted piece of fucking shit I'm just coming from place
and not understanding can't you just be taking advantage of more easier than isn't the whole
game of politics like fucking cards yeah to one degree or another it's like people taking advantage
each other and pressuring each other and doing this shit to get things passed and there's money like
isn't she it more vulnerable to that on a degree that's like somewhat dangerous yeah I would
I would think so so I'm like yeah like again could be entirely wrong and a piece of shit but I see
I'm like that it seems kind of seems like we start to go to a level of inclusion over logic
like hey it was certainly happened yeah but I never saw to the degree of like
politics like people who are running the thing that's like running a lot of people's lives
yeah like the I would argue a lot of people's lives now how's how's spain doing
I have no idea I mean yeah I know nothing about I guess any other country other than I guess
we'll see if she does anything not okay not good I don't know also it's like I'm just thinking
if we had a Down syndrome a person with Down syndrome in Congress yeah what would happen
I don't get a good I don't hear about anything Congress people do
I mean they just they vote on stuff but they create bills that turn to law yes and they do all
the stuff and they they put it's usually not like one person with a ton of power well they have
to speak or the house that typically has a ton of power which I would imagine they wouldn't I
shouldn't say that maybe a Down syndrome person could make it there but each a senator of a state
has a substantial amount of power in office yeah so I don't know it's just again I'm I'm more coming
from the place of I see that person being vulnerable to being just like manipulated higher than an
average person and then through that could end up being turned into a not turned into a villain but
the public sees them as a villain because they did something where they'd taken advantage of it's like
then we're like then we hate the person then we hate it like setting them up to fail
potentially it's like the inclusion in the end game is just like we now don't like that person
as much because they did a terrible thing not entirely of their fault long game doesn't seem
good but again I can be very wrong this I hope we're wrong yeah I don't know yeah anyway
uh other coin that is that there's all kinds of people in the world and everyone should have
a representative for their people like that's yeah probably I feel more strongly about that than like
we can have whatever in in office seem like a very old man shitty take yeah it's a fine line I mean
most most other forms of representation there isn't uh an impairment like a mental impairment
right yeah like in a job in which you need you need your mind right presumably yeah so anyway
enough about that topic do you want to harp on that one too long what we sitting at time was
we're at about an hour no shit right do like take a few closers all right uh
uh well got pet peeves tons of them which we can just do those uh you wrote people embracing
they are a mess beyond the age of 20 what does that mean oh this is again dating app related but
in my young in my 20s you know you go you got the parties or you go out to like these music
I don't so a good amount of 20 year olds are like yeah I'm just so like I'm falling apart and it's
kind of like edgy you know like they don't got it together and they're just like party and do
do deltting is so hard yeah and it's like they're proud of being this like this shoveled
kind of shitty person and then I see dating app profiles of like I'm a hot mess so I hope you
can handle me like yeah like like I'm I'm a terrible person and it's like you're shitty if you
can't handle this like yeah it's just so it don't go wrong when I was 20 I was like oh man I
want to tame that yeah it's like it's like hell yeah bring that on what project yes it sounded
it sounded fun and like anything but that was like boring and now it's like it's like they
not attractive now but there's also coming from the guy who was like these pictures are trying to
make us jealous with their boyfriends in their picture the whole like I hope you can handle me is
it's like get over yourself you're probably fine yeah yeah it's probably just
if you are I don't want to handle you yeah I mean I've I've definitely met some women who are
like they're telling you they're they're like yeah you can't and that's not a selling point no
I mean if it ever was which again for me in some cases like let me try it it ends in a ball of
fire like it's not it's so awful there's no positive outcome no no I remember this is not
even a girl I ever hooked up with but thinking of really shitty let's just say people I'm she
just happens to be a woman of this is the level of shitty that I had never knew exist until it
happened of someone steals our drugs that we're doing that in this apart first of all this person is
that's the shittiest thing you can do well this person is like the person who's hosting let her in
his letting her drink her free stay for free all this she steals the drugs and we spend the whole
morning looking for our drugs and she's just helping us look for the drugs wow the whole time
and we found out two weeks later because she was telling her friends like oh my god I stole from
them and I was helping them look the whole time and yeah like damn now that's a cold bitch that's
kind of impressive actually yeah dude if I'd be mad oh we were mad I mean I mean she just we
just never hung out with her again but it's like the level of deception to be like yeah let me
help you look for it and it's in your bag pocket to the the psychopath well true I mean that girl had
a that was also the girl who like we were friends with their boyfriend she would hit him and shit
and we were like two feet and and dude there was one this is my cut this one night at a party she
she would like wail on him like closed fist and like he's he could destroy her if he decided to
yeah and there was one time where she like was punching him in the face so hard he just like
he took it he took like three or four three or four and then literally like grab him put her
against the wall and then the cops were called because of that oh yeah it was gets you know when
you in person it was like so many to do something this is because because of the whole situation
yes it was insane it and so cops came and he was sober and she was drunk and that's the only
reason why the cops believed them they're like because you're so he took a fucking breath
lizer and shit but if he wouldn't have been sober because she what sorry I should add this part
they came there she goes he hit me there's also witnesses right yeah whole situation
so man but yeah that that that was a level of crazy where thank god I wasn't the outside of it
can imagine like being date like they were dating that's who you're dating the person who's stealing
drugs helping them look for it beating you up fuck how do you get that that must be like a slow burn
like they slowly start revealing their shitty side over time got to be because the guys that
fucking the funniest suite is due in the world man it's so crazy we never understood that was the
most confusing thing to us ever and on for I think you probably found an insecurity and just
leverage that oh yeah which is fuck because he's like he's like good looking guy funny guy
and just was with her for years and years and years wow god that I could go on about this
girl for so long one other situation where I got veneers when I was like 18 it was either that
abrasives and I had just gotten them put in and we went to a party and she's there and I go to
drink from a beer bottle she slaps the beer bottle so it hits me in the teeth oh and I'm like if
it would have broke I would have probably lost my shit broke your veneers yeah like I just got
them put in and I want to go drink with your body yeah yeah yeah tipped it so it hit it and I was like
what are you doing you just doing this to do this that that sucks that person sucks just like a
fucking true like actor of chaos like anything she can ruin was like she's gonna do it
wish I mean that's got a good place of being also just severely immune to some horrible things
in her past but man did it suck so anyway what do I want to end on well this that you're
minding me of a peeve it's kind of unrelated yeah cuz you're talking about dating apps
I've seen this a million times actually I've seen many repeated responses which makes me
think a lot of women just Google responses oh them on their apps oh it's like the prompts yeah yeah
like yeah don't hate me if I eat your fries I've seen a million times man that but the one that
gets me annoyed is when women say anyone I'm saying women cuz I see women sure but when they say
I'm fluent in sarcasm oh man it's like really oh good congrats you understand sarcasm it's
the simplest form of humor it's not it's not a thing to say it's it was I feel like that's also
you're you're an asshole if you're sarcastic all the time yeah I mean if you're sarcastic all the time
yeah you're definitely a piece of shit but there's I to your point I could go on and on about the
prompts that I that you see in there like you couldn't think of anything else yeah I mean I would
I would rather have you not say anything yeah instead of being like what it's like they whoever's
doing this guy or girl thinks they're being clever and it's so obviously not clever or it's
been done by a bazillion people to like there's no way that they haven't seen it somewhere else
right right there still being like look at this thing that I'm doing it's like I don't know it's
fucking I think I mean talk about difference between girls and guys profiles I mean guys just
care about the pictures probably more than I'm the response I mean I like a nice problem I do too
yeah if there's a clever prompt or not it's something crazy just like yo I did this or I don't know
yeah but like but it's it's saying that the part that bothers me is saying that is like kind of a
brag it's like a little right right to it yeah it's in the same vein as the hot mess like you
can't handle this where it's like it's like I have this I have this quality that like it's so good
I'm like no it's not and it's just so not impressive yeah which is the frustrating part is and
probably false I feel like that person would be more likely to not understand sarcasm typically
if you're saying that in my experience and I imagine many others and yours the people who are
announcing things the most are the opposite is the polar opposite yeah so yeah when you see that's
like well you're probably just not funny at all and shitty yeah that that's another people say I
want someone who is funnier than me or like oh or like make me laugh you're gonna command one
that's every one ever oh that's crazy or like I bet you can't make me laugh or or I
I hear this one where it's like just be prepared for me being the funny one the relationship and I'm
like oh that's that's that's killing me that sounds like the most unfunny person oh god
just a fucking drag oh my god anyway I'll do one pet peeve on this thing and unless you got another one
let me fucking end this thing uh do do do do do do do do do do oh fuck okay work one quick simple
when uh you tell someone to do something and that you know it's not like they it's their job to do
this thing right then you go hey I need this done you explain thing can you tell me when it's done
that's why I say to them right okay and they just they don't tell they just never tell you no matter
the amount of strain I put on hey this other work is dependent on that for this person or me
please tell me because we we need your confirmation this time so we can do this work
and they just don't reply and then and you follow up four hours later and go hey just want to check
yeah I don't know how many dude I five four words so many things did my boss because it's
typically the other it's another department that we're not working like look at this do you see this
it's it's insane sometimes because we'll get to like a weekly meeting where they're like what's
the status of this one and I've sent 20 messages to these people and the person who's asking the
question in the meeting and I'll go did you check your slack they go oh yeah yeah it is done
isn't it and then it's just the same thing over and over I'm not perfect but Jesus Christ it's like
I don't know again it's it's that's maybe that a busy day every time it's not okay I was at the same
call process here me out over no it's the same thing with the the scramble shit earlier if you do
it once or twice I'll give a fuck yeah mistakes happen man if you're doing seven times in a row
what you got to make a change yeah you can't keep having me go hey you messed up again you're
gonna have to do it I'll be like hey this is wrong or like I told I don't know how many times go
oh yeah I messaged you in slack when it was done and they go oh okay and then they just marked
the task is done on whatever boy we're fucking looking at and then we move on but man does it hurt me
so anyway land on that happy note yeah well thanks for tuning again people and we'll talk to you in
hopefully two weeks or a week a couple months bye