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Dude, a little background audience.
I deleted all of the other ones.
Dude, fucking idiot.
Fucking after our last one, I was so excited to be like,
dude, I can't wait to listen to this.
It's gonna be good. There was me dying by a train jokes.
There was the big, breasted teeth.
Dude, I wrote some stuff down.
Dude, good.
Fucking let it loose.
Oh no, we can do a little like...
Because you were like, I try to recover everything with software.
Yeah, I was like, let me just try to recover it with my mind.
Of what we talked about last time?
Last three.
Oh damn, dude, that's a lot of content.
Yeah.
What do you got first on the little foot?
A little straddle them off.
I mean, we can... Yeah.
Like, what's the first couple?
First one.
Uh, third grade teacher,
slapping him in the back of his head with her tits.
That was not third grade, dude.
That was like high school.
Oh, fuck.
But dude, that's most of the memory.
You essentially got it mostly back.
All right.
Hogwarts became less progressive as time went on.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That was a fucking good one.
Nobody should care that the Earth's core is changing direction.
All right.
Maybe we should just go through each time.
I don't know if I want to like retell,
but if it comes up organically, but keep going, dude.
Um, do blind kids struggle with magic?
I don't know.
Like out of the context of Harry Potter.
Yeah.
Like, there's a, there's a world of blind magicians out there
trying to just make it.
That'd be fucking hard.
They probably actually do struggle with it.
Yeah, dude.
What do you, you don't know where anything is?
I mean, that's, that's mean.
They know where stuff is.
They have braille and they can feel shit.
Yeah.
Dude, could you imagine being a blind person
and dating someone and like, it's kind of cool how they can like,
map things out.
So they feel your face like, oh, you're ugly as shit, you know,
like, or you're, or you're fucking hot.
Like, yeah, you can tell.
You can tell what the hands are probably.
Well, feeling someone's face would be a little weird.
Yeah, but also think of, okay, think of this.
You're a good looking guy.
So this wouldn't happen to you.
Yeah, yeah.
But your relationship with a blind person,
I guess they would have felt your face pretty early on.
Well, actually, I don't know.
I think they do that on first dates.
Like, I would think so because like, dude, imagine,
you can probably see it immediately how they feel.
If they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,
I'd do.
I don't know if it would be that easy.
But I don't like, we'll do,
skin disease or something.
True, but also you gotta think like, they read braille.
So they can like, transcribe an entire language by feel.
Fuckin wild.
How the hell do you read braille?
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying that their level of feeling
of like, mapping out stuff with their hands
has to be so much hard.
Like how a dog can smell insanely
on a level we can't.
They can probably like feel something and be like,
oh, that's what this is.
And like, they can map out of face in their mind.
Crazy.
So I feel like if I was going into a first date
with a blind person, I'd be like, let's just get out
of the way.
Feel me, I can feel my face.
Grab my fucking face.
Exactly.
Dude, that's probably the way to go about it.
But I just imagine a world where there,
there's no hiding the reaction
if you feel someone's face and it's terrible.
And you just kind of fucking back out of it.
What you got?
Alright, let's just,
Michael Richards is probably racist.
Once went four days without sleep.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
There's a, oh Jesus, there's a tribe
where every marriage the king has to fuck the wife first.
Oh, so that was just that one again.
That was, it's pretty rough one.
That was just back and farther back you go in terms.
It was like more common.
I don't know what he's,
it's a religious thing.
What was it way back?
How far back?
Like hundreds of years.
Yeah.
Maybe not, maybe thousands.
I don't know.
Fucking weird.
But, alright, we're going to start growing meat.
Is it cool to grow human meat?
And can we eat that?
I thought that was so long.
That was about a half hour right there.
There was a lot, dude.
I mean, it still holds.
I want, we'll see the true test of that once it arrives.
There's, there's going to be a pig Jesus, basically,
that's the one that could sell the other four.
Yeah, yeah.
You need an animal to grow all the pig meat.
So that's true.
It's a concept.
Yeah, pig Jesus.
Aliens definitely don't exist.
That'll be the running theme of just,
now they, they don't and I'm like, they do and we'll just keep it going.
George Clooney.
That's just all got George Clooney.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Pride from a niche Shane Gillis podcast.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I cried and I don't want to talk about it.
Dude.
Bring back some good memories.
Continue train issues in this country might do it.
And move.
Let's start with the train stuff.
How about we start there?
Because we said we were going to do a deep dive on one thing.
Yeah.
Well, we, I have found out more about the train thing.
I know you have.
Oh, yeah, man.
The story has evolved.
All right.
I'm almost through my list.
All right.
You go.
Adults that look like children.
That's just a tough one.
Oh, yeah, that one.
It's a tough one.
Yeah.
No one's winning.
rabies is so bad.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, we ended on a horrific note with rabies for sure.
Dude, lots of people get killed by cops.
Of course.
Oh, yeah, like thousand.
And the stylistic tribes might be misunderstood.
That's that was my last.
Yeah.
Dude, you did a good way of extracting like the thesis of each kind
of topic.
Damn, dude.
I guarantee we'll circle back around to most of these at some
point because natural conversation getting to cannibals
and adults who look like kids, you know, but train.
So I mean, good news is trained and fall from my backyard
and kill me and squash me in the middle of the night.
Like we were talking about.
I worry about that every week.
I was worried.
Like I told you on the last one, there's like an honest 1%
that's like, that could just squash me in the middle of the night.
And then, but you have a lot of material to work with then
of just a squash friend having talked about getting
squashed by a truck.
I'll keep this thing going.
Yeah, dude.
I'll keep both mics.
I'll do a year voice.
And I'll just pretend to be at the same spot too.
Just buy the train incident.
It all works.
So.
I think it would make it out.
Yeah, he'd be totally fine.
His, his room's like all the way in.
If you go in my room, it's like this window is my window
just on a lower floor.
And the train would just, if it truly tipped over,
here I should say, or if it goes off the tracks,
they tend to just like bunch up.
It would definitely just come into my room.
Would it squash me?
Horrifying.
Yeah, I'd say it's 50, 50 if it came through my room.
But.
So the fear from last time was that I heard
that there was during the Trump administration,
they rolled back a bunch of break safety regulations
on trains.
And then I saw multiple trains, you know,
fucking eating shit.
There's truth to the rolling back of train regulation things
that like they did during Trump's administration,
rolled back a bunch of safety regulations through the EPA,
just being like, we don't have to do that.
What she did with a lot of things,
which some I can agree with, some I don't.
But that seems to be, I shouldn't say direct,
but an indirect cause of this,
where like trains can just go longer with a.
Well, you were saying there's like a lot of train issues
since that, right?
Right, but I don't know if that's just like the algorithm
of like media, or like a train thing happens.
And the hear about it more because.
Yeah, or yeah, the psychological priming alone.
Of like hearing that.
And then like when you want to,
when you're looking for a new mattress,
and you start seeing mattress sales everywhere,
it's not because there's more mattress sales
because you're actively thinking of that.
So, but at the same time, I can't remember like
scene videos of trains fucking falling over.
So I never, although now I kind of want to watch that.
It's fucking nuts, dude.
Yeah.
Oh my God, this is reminding me of this.
You watch train crashes?
Uh, I mean, not actively.
I'm not like,
I need to go on to train.
But like you were kind of into it.
Dude, well, they remind me of this horrifying video
that I did see of there's this cop.
This was like a couple months ago.
This is truly one of those videos that you see
and you kind of, you feel real like fear for the person.
It's wild.
So, woman gets pulled over.
She had bent and accused of menacing,
which I didn't know what this was legally
until I looked it up.
But it's when you're menacing.
Yeah, when you brandish a weapon with the intent to use it.
But you don't do anything.
It's called menacing in the legal world.
So this cop pulls over this woman.
She like been, and she someone said that the woman
had come to their place menaced essentially
and then like left.
So the cop pulls her over.
He pulls over his cruiser and stop his police
cruiser and parks it on a railroad at night.
Like literally, you know, you got a view of the dash cam.
That's the video for you that you're getting.
And he's like, dude, I have no idea.
I didn't follow it after this video,
but he puts the lady that he rests in the back of the car.
Oh my God, dude.
And like you see him, there's apparently
there's two people in the car.
So like he is dealing with the other one,
but just leaves her on the train tracks
in the back seat handcuff in the cop car.
And dude, a train, which this thing had to be honking for a while.
Like trains can typically see when there's a car on the tracks
and at the same time it's like night.
So there's lights on the train.
So you would probably see it coming.
It fucking slams the car with the woman in it.
But you see the whole thing of like the cop seeing,
you know, the cars are probably like 20 feet away from each other
that he's at.
And you can see him be like, oh God,
I'm like, go to do it and stop and go to do it and stop
because the train's about to hit and it's like,
what are you gonna do?
Just blast the fucking car, dude.
She lived.
She's like, has like 80 broken bones.
She's essentially dead, but you know,
it's gonna be a vegetable.
But dude, it's like the feeling of pure helplessness.
Like I got it from the video
where you're watching like this woman
is just seeing this train and then you're stuck locked in a box.
Oh, yeah, it's fucked up, dude.
So anyway, didn't you have another video like that last time
that actually transfers the feeling to you?
Oh, we were talking about those guys that do the cave diving
and go like, really?
That like they, they vote such like stress emotion
where you're like, I start like breathing heavy.
Well, I'm semi.
And it's just people walk or like squeezing through caves.
So yeah, but on the train note, I guess that's kind of,
they got on a tangent a little bit.
But so regulation, it's got rolled back.
All this stuff is coming out of Ohio
and this company Norfolk, which is the company
that had the train that fucking fell over.
And there's a video of the mayor,
the conspiracy and it, you know,
it's probably some truth to it.
Is that all the government there is in bed
with the train companies.
So like trying to put a hush hush on like, you know,
this whole thing that's really bad.
And so like the government's been releasing statements
and same with the company being like, it's totally safe.
Like everything's good.
But then there's like videos of residents
in near local streams.
And the water has that like when you put oil and stuff
and it like reflects off light, like all the water is like that
in like rivers and creeks.
I heard fish are just floating at the top.
That do probably.
I mean, with the stock falling over just dude,
it's fucking, it's insane.
And then so today I saw this video of the mayor
of Palestine, which is the town, which is weird.
That's Palestine, but they're in like a residence home
and the videos like this, we're going to drink the tap water.
It's totally fine kind of video.
And the guy can do it.
It's so, they're just in some random person's house.
And it's like, hey, man, well, like we're,
they're like, oh, we'll drink it right from the tap.
They all fake it.
Every single one of them just goes like, then like puts it down.
And it's dude, they record it as like a,
it's not bad water.
They're all obviously not drinking the water.
And they're like, wow, that's really cold from the tap.
Oh my god.
They're commenting on it.
Yeah, oh yeah, they're like, oh, that's good.
It's so good to swallow water.
Literally, dude, it's so, fuck, you're like watching,
like I feel like these are the stories,
like with the Teflon stuff or with like,
remember that movie Aaron Brockovich?
Where it's about though, there's like Chromium in the water.
It's a, fucking what's her name?
She's a famous actress.
But, point being, these stories usually see like,
years later when they make like a documentary about it.
We're seeing this fucked up stuff like a life
of like them trying to cover it up,
like video of them faking water drinking.
They made the docs just being made.
Literally, as I'm watching, like, whoa,
I've never seen it like a scandal live like this.
Where the BP oil spill was pretty comparable.
I guess I didn't, I wasn't in touch with it enough.
Like I didn't see like video,
what even happened with that?
It just blow up in the water or some shit?
Honestly, I don't even know, but.
That was an oil tank.
It was bad.
It was an oil tank.
With oil on them, I just remember that.
Gotcha.
Yeah, and then they had all those videos with the,
I guess like, what is it?
Don soap has had that like as their advertisement forever
of them just cleaning it duck.
Do like that incident, I've never seen it go back from that
where they're like, we clean ducks that are covering oil.
And you're like, okay.
Why is that a common thing?
Dude, when my good friends, dad invented a cat litter scoop.
That's like how they make a living.
That's how their family has survived.
He invented this cat litter scoop.
Yeah.
And they called him in to send his cat litter scoops
to clean up the oil spilks.
They were like, they were like perfect for like scooping up
like chunks of oil or whatever.
It's like the only metal cat litter scoop.
That's why he made bank on it.
Dude, that's fucking crazy.
That's awesome.
It reminds, there's a background from,
there's this giant mansion house
and my good friend during high school,
his little sister would go play at this person's house.
It's like, it's insane.
And it's like one of those non-standard mansions.
It's like a giant castle looking thing
with like a giant opening in the middle.
It looks wild.
Sounds awesome.
It's so cool.
I've been inside it.
It's fucking nuts.
But that guy invented the pizza box
that is used by like 80% of pizza places.
Sent like like the calculator thing.
Just made something not too crazy with the pizza box.
But like made hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars.
Cardboard pizza box.
A cardboard pizza box.
Like most ones you've used, that guy's, he designed it.
Let's find some.
Dude, I always had screw podcasts.
Dude, let's fucking make something stupid and easy.
It sounds like how do people get random ideas for that?
I guess it's gotta be a luck on some level.
You're just using this out of need.
You get this guy's friend I'm talking about.
He has like nine cats.
Oh, so this is the real thing.
He's a so big cat.
He's like dude, I'm tired of these shitty calories.
I'm just gonna shoot the pic all the time.
That's it is on.
Dude, I guess I say luck in terms of the way of like,
yours is the one.
Cause how many people have come across this way?
Were they the megyvered something for themselves?
Not saying it's great.
Most of them aren't like, I'm gonna turn into a company.
Exactly, it's just like I made this thing.
But fucking nuts dude, one of those small things
could just set you up for life.
If you make it.
But then it's like, I don't know man.
It's hard to just like, unless you're doing
stuff like where you need something.
Yeah.
actively thinking about problems.
That's why it's weird when I think about that.
I think of like politicians running a country or people
who are they don't do the day to day thing or experience
the day to day thing.
They just have to manage the thing that they have no
experience with.
It's similar to that.
It's like thinking of solutions for problems that you don't
have.
It's fucking, it's a weird system where people are really
far away from the problem.
Like not even like a senator and somewhere,
just like has to solve problems with like a small town
that has nothing to do with them.
It's weird.
But anyway, all these really happy notes.
What?
Get into the system, we can deep dive on the system.
Dude, I'll just keep going then.
There's so much, there's so much wrong with it.
It's just, I was looking at, I mean, this is like related to,
there's some weird tax window for like BLM or anything.
But I was reading about this thing with the BLM stuff
where it's like any money that they didn't use in a certain
time period wouldn't be taxed but would be donated
to the Democratic Party, which I'm not blue or red.
I don't fucking give a shit.
But the more you look at it, the more just seemed like a window
for...
Are you talking Black Lives Matter or Bureau of Land Management?
Black Lives Matter, what does that from?
I just wanted to clarify.
Oh no, I was just a genuine question.
Dude, no, fucking someone, the Bureau of Land Management,
didn't they get into a case or something?
Cause I've heard of that in the different contexts before.
But apparently it was just like a funnel,
like having that set up that way,
we're just a funnel for like money to just get slotted into
this thing where they didn't have to track any spending on
cause the most political things you have to track spending on
and because it was going through that medium,
it was like this weird, here's this money
and then the money's all gone.
Yeah, dude.
But like she like that happens so much on both sides,
all of it.
And like what are we gonna do?
Like when you hear about that like man, that fucking blows.
We totally touched on this like we can't do anything.
Wait, sucks dude.
We're fucked.
We just, I don't know how to vote.
Vote our way out of it, I guess.
But would you vote the other day?
No.
Yeah, I need to go out.
We just lost, we just lost most of our audience.
Oh dude, yeah.
I guess I don't even know who's on the ticket.
I don't know who the fucking state center is at.
Dude, is sucks at any time I go to vote,
like unless it's the actual presidential election.
I'm looking stuff up 10 minutes before.
Yeah, just getting in general,
you're like what?
You're gonna learn shit based on some article put out by who knows?
Yeah, dude, it's just someone said at once,
they said that politicians are really great at winning,
but then doing what they say, they're terrible at.
Because this, and it's an internal problem.
Right, and I don't think it's to their fault assist
that they get into such a corrupt system
that you can't really have that attitude.
Like you, it's either you conform with that system
or you get out, outed like immediately.
And you also have to, like politicians will justify
in their own mind, they have to do shitty things
to get the greater good.
Absolutely.
And that just ends up in a lot of people,
maybe with good intentions, doing shitty things.
Also lots of people with bad intentions, just money power.
I think so.
I think it's, because it, there's supposed to be public servants,
which is hilarious to think that that's like their title
and that, I don't know, dude, it's just,
I've said this many times,
but if you just cut business ties,
made lobbying illegal,
that would solve a lot of problems.
Great.
Well, dude, it's like there's so much,
say you're one of these people
who is going in with good intentions.
I guarantee there's a lot more that are going in
with the idea that like I can get rich doing this.
Because a lot of the, they go in, maybe worth like,
I don't know, 100 grand or something like that,
come out with like 10 million dollars on the other end.
You're like, huh.
That's weird.
They're salary early, they're like 200K.
So good.
It's got so rich, it's strange that that happened.
But anyway, let's get off the politics topic.
All right.
So how, what was this last week about, dude?
What'd you do?
How was your weekend?
How's my week?
You know what?
I'm trying to be sober for a month.
Hell yeah.
What?
I wanted to do dry Jan wary,
but like just wait too depressing in January.
Dude, it's hard, man.
So the perfect time I feel to be so,
there's exactly 30 days between Valentine's Day
and St. Patrick's Day.
Ooh.
So you're gonna end the sober streak on St. Paddy's?
Yeah.
Just ask the way to do it.
Dude, fucking just have a blast.
Oh yeah.
So fun to have.
The first test of being sober Friday night.
Yeah?
My friends go to a karaoke bar.
Oh yeah, they're talking about literally worst possible
thing to be sober.
Yeah.
Wait, did you stay sober?
I stayed sober.
Ooh, well that goes.
That's all right.
Did you sing some songs?
I'm not gonna see whiskey.
I mean, that's just amazing.
Did you sing a song?
I've done all of it.
I mean, everyone else is drunk, so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I've done a lot of karaoke.
There's in the college town that I went to school at.
There's a place called Spurs that had Spurs Day.
There's Day's karaoke.
Okay, so I probably, I've read it karaoke.
Hundreds of times by the end of my college career,
but I was always like, blast, oh,
you gotta be bombed for that.
Bomb, dude.
Yeah.
And I've never done one alone.
Okay, so the, it wasn't quite as like normal.
So we had like a room and it was just us.
Like just a friend's face.
So not quite as.
Like a private karaoke session.
Okay, so not like.
I'm not quite as bad.
Now I'm belting out to like a hundred people.
Right.
Which is, once again, when I'm drunk, hell yeah.
You throw me sober in that room.
There's no chance I'm seeing in front of a hundred people.
There's no way.
No.
And at the same time alone, I've never seen alone.
I think it's always with you never saying alone karaoke.
Oh, okay.
I mean, seeing the shower all the time.
Come on.
What's your go to shower?
Singles.
Just depends on what I'm listening to currently.
It just cycles, dude.
Yeah.
It was when I was, there's one that probably stuck for.
But it's owned by all time,
I'm local remembering Sunday, which is just like,
I mean, all the time low is emo-y kind of music.
And this one's like an aballard compared to their other music.
And it's like, wow, we, like,
there's a girl partner too.
I'll sing the girl part in the shower.
Oh, man.
It just fucking speaks to my teenage angst that's always,
that's like, when you were 13, you're old so hard.
But I've definitely seen that one on multiple occasions.
Just like where I go to take a shower,
I'm like, I'm putting this on to sing the shower.
How about you, man, you gotta go to?
I don't, I shouldn't have asked that,
cause I don't really need to.
Dude, you can ask questions that you don't have an answer for.
That's fine.
I gotta do it all the time.
Yeah, that's the point of questions.
Question.
I'm a question, dude.
Question, man.
I go with like, rumor has it by a bell, you know.
Oh, dammit, it's a belt in it.
Shake it up.
Hell yeah, dude.
It's fun to do.
I wish I was good at singing.
That'd be so cool.
Yeah.
Do you imagine just being like, I have a beautiful,
like you just have a beautiful voice whenever?
Oh, it'd be sick.
Dude, I'm so jealous of people that have that.
Also, everyone I know who is a good singer is like,
everyone can sing.
You just have to have that.
You have to coach yourself.
Yeah, cause we all have our tones,
but at the same time, there's some people that like,
well, okay, I guess you can make the same argument
for anything, but they literally just so talented in the thing
that you're like, you can just sing.
But then I've heard what you said where you just,
you can get a coach and you can just train your voice
to be able to sing.
I think what they're getting at is like,
pretty much anyone could be like a competent singer.
Sure, right.
Like obviously it comes naturally for some people.
But like people who can't sing,
I feel like their years predisposed
to be like, I can't sing.
Sure, yeah, I mean, yeah.
If the, it's a skill.
It's a skill.
Let's try it out on the case.
It's time, man.
Podcasts and trying to do stand up.
I'm gonna try to do the fucking improv shade.
It's comedy sport to see how that goes.
Once bags it up, but it's on to,
I think they've gone eight or 10 week cycles.
It's a full, you know, like a semester essentially.
But I don't know what the next one is,
but bags ends in five weeks.
So once that's that, man.
How are you doing in bags?
We're middle of the pack out of 45.
But once, I think I told you this, or maybe a bit ago,
but the guys at the top are like, holy fuck, you can't believe
as with any people who are really good at sport
that you're playing, it's like they're on another plane
of existence when it comes to throwing a bag in a hole.
Like, is there a dude?
And it's all, it's never like an in-shaped person.
That are elites at literally everything.
Yes, dude.
And it's funny that the shape they take in bar games,
because it's always like some fat, 60 year old guy
who K has like a cross-pock-eye, and it's just like,
boom, boom, boom, just sink in them in the fucking hole.
What else are you gonna do?
I know, that's the thing.
It's just funny, because it's like, we're probably,
there's maybe one other couple of people that are young,
but they're like, Mary and she like, it's like me, my buddy.
And just a bunch of old townies, and then like, some youngins.
That's good, it's fun, dude.
Kelly's bleachers, man.
I had never been there until this bag thing,
but it's fucking blessed.
Makes for a good time.
So, so you're a sober karaoke.
Yeah.
What did I do Saturday?
I just saw a sober Saturday too.
Yeah.
So, what's the reason for the sober?
I just want to do, I haven't spent more than like,
two weeks sober.
Sometimes like, 18.
So, I'm like, I should probably just, literally,
let's take a month, see what happens.
And,
I can vouch for this.
I've had that same exact, I've said,
like, I don't know how many times I've come out of like a,
you know, kind of a bender, where it's been like a month
of every weekend, I'm like getting hammered two nights
in a row, and like, dude, starts to really wear on you.
I'm like, dude, I haven't been sober for like a month
since I was so young, and then it turns into like,
I'm gonna be sober for a while.
And it gets easier and easier as you get older, I guess.
Because now it's like,
if you don't, it was the last time I've gone.
Like, hard?
Um.
Oh, two weeks sober?
I mean, well, I mean, I had two years ago,
I went eight months without doing any drinking at all.
And then I, dude, it's fucking crazy how you get,
I can't even imagine.
You, you feel so good.
Do like, to put it in context, and once again,
I'm about for this.
I was running a half marathon every other day for a while.
I would, I would start my run here and run all the way up
to like the upper east side and then cross over west
and come all the way back.
I just wanted to like see if I could do it.
And without drinking, dude, your body just wants to go.
Like go, go, like, there's so much energy in you.
It's fucking nuts, dude.
And you sleep so well.
Oh my god.
But no one does it.
I know.
So universally, like, I've never heard something like,
it's always like, it's amazing.
It's the best thing you'll ever do.
Dude, you know what?
I know one doesn't.
I put it mostly on the fight that we're on Wisconsin.
No joke.
It is this is, because if I go other places, people don't,
they look at binge drinking.
Like, I'm a fucking clown sometimes.
Like when I go out to Cali and like, this is my cousins,
I'm like five drinks in there.
Like, had a beer or a glass of wine and they're like,
Jesus Christ, dude.
Like people just don't do that everywhere.
That's super weird, because I just picture people
partying in California.
I know, but it's like people smoke weed,
but like the binge drinking thing,
it's very Wisconsin.
I mean, Illinois, there definitely was parties
and high school stuff, but like,
this, the culture, I'd say, in Illinois, Wisconsin,
there's some like heavy binge drinking culture.
Yeah, I mean.
I'll tell you what, it's like,
not even just binge drinking, just casual drinking.
Like a Wednesday here is like, let's go have four beers
and do it.
Which is, I mean, you want to put in the context
of like the physical effects of alcohol in your body
and what they consider binge drinking.
Like, oh, yeah, dude, you're doing it warm enough.
I mean, the, me feeling so much energy
with not drinking for eight months,
and they say it takes probably like,
I think it was a two years until you're everything physically
is fully recovered from drinking.
It's fucking nuts, dude.
It is, you read about the biochemical effects on your body.
It is such a poison to your body at even small amounts.
And there was this whole era for a while
of people being like, you know, a glass of wine
is good for you a day and stuff like that.
Those studies are all just falsified by like,
the pran drinks wine every night.
Dude, it's so, it's gotta be good for you.
It's just all falsified studies by fucking companies
that make that shit, saying that they don't compare it
to people who don't do those things.
And then they never control for the social aspect.
So say like, they do a study that's showing like,
all these people who have alcohol and these people
who are sober, the people who had alcohol
ended up being happier.
It's because usually alcohols involve social situations.
So they don't control for variables
that would make such a big difference in the study like that.
And they just go alcohol is good for you.
Even though biochemically, it destroys cells.
It destroys back, everything that you are, it destroys.
Did the thing, the reason I drink is the social aspect.
I know, like it's, dude.
It's so hard to get away from.
You'd be surprised how much that is just,
that thought, which I actually read a book
called The Naked Mind, which literally makes you,
it makes it so much easier to not drink.
Because it just creates such a cognitive dissonance in you
because you understand what growing up alcohol
has just been painted this image of like,
the social guy, the hero guy, the fun guy.
And it's like, all of that is just an absolute lot.
Like you yourself are the social piece.
You just always associate the thing.
I do, I want it to be.
But it's fucked, dude.
Because it's, when you start to understand it like that,
you realize that like your social capability
is so much higher without it.
You just, you will say like karaoke on Friday, right?
You probably felt like you weren't.
Tell me I could sing if I stay sober.
Absolutely didn't.
But did you feel like socially off a little bit
because you were sober?
Or was it easier because you were around drunk people?
I mean, it took a second.
I was said, everyone's like going off my buddy,
you just off the wall.
I was like, I wish I was there.
I wish I was right there with you.
And no, I mean, eventually you get used to it.
But I think the biggest thing for me,
I just, I hate being around drunk people.
When I'm not drunk enough to mash their energy.
Yeah.
I despise, like if I'm in a bar and everyone's hammered
and I'm not there,
I wanna leave.
I know, dude, you realize, I mean, which sucks?
Yeah, it's one of those things that it's weird to find my,
like I get, if I'm being honest, really annoyed
with drunk people.
Like it's not even a matter of, for me, I don't wanna,
if I'm sober, like I don't wanna be around drunk people
for the sense of like they're fucking just awful.
And like being drunk, you think it's not.
Like it tricks you into thinking that
this is so fun.
But when you're sober, like dude,
it is fun at the time though.
Yeah, when you're fucking hammered.
Yeah, I'm not trust me.
I've drank so much and had so much fun on booze.
But it's, I've had less and less fun
as I've gotten older with it.
It just like, it hurt, I mean, it just hurts way more
to actually, and like I'm a,
I have to drink like 10 beers to like get to the level
of drunk that I think is like, fuck yeah, like this is good.
It's just so much work.
And the next day or the next like couple days
just to fucking wash.
But I don't know, I'm just trying to get more and more away
from it as a guy, no, like I haven't gotten drunk
and probably like, I don't know.
Couple months now.
I've had like at your place, had a couple beers.
But even that, like I don't see the point of booze.
I was just gonna say that about that.
Yeah, and unless you're getting drunk.
You drink zero or like 10.
To like, it's just shitty tasting stuff
that I literally getting nothing out of
when I drink two beers.
And then that makes me question my choices even more.
When I go to like your place and I'd have a couple beers
and I'm like, why am I even doing that?
I literally had drinking like, you know, it's bad for you.
Yeah, and I'm like, I'm not getting any of the fun stuff.
I'm just like fucking doing it to do it.
It's like having more and more of those experiences
to be like, okay, my relationship with this thing
is not great.
Like there's obviously something deep here
that's like not just like, this has supplied me fun.
I mean, in the beginning it was more to like,
just mask social anxiety.
And then does such a good job at that.
Freshman here at college too.
Oh my god.
Crazy.
Dude, I came into, so I went to community college
my first two years and then transferred.
So I came in as a junior in sophomore freshman
like dorm hall.
So I was already like to leave a freshman.
I was like a seasoned, no, I mean,
I party fucking hard in community college.
Cause I was just like home with all the people who stayed back.
So we just drank all the fucking time.
But it came in as like a seasoned drinker partier
tolly sophomore freshman and just like,
led this pack of youngins, which are only your,
your two years younger into like just party mode.
It was a dorm filled with people who were like,
I take medication every day and then by the end
we're all just fucking animals,
like busting out of our back window doors
to run to parties and then it was so awesome.
Yeah, fucking good times.
So once again, not poo pooing on alcohol
cause it's supplied me with a lot of good times.
But as I've gotten older, I'm like, fuck, I got it.
It just goes against everything I want to do.
It makes it harder, I should say,
to do the shit I want to do.
It's also way better if you save it for an occasion.
Just like every weekend.
Yeah, yeah, for sure like a wedding or something.
Same Patrick's day, just something.
Dude, it's, and the human body is great at recovering.
So as long as you're not doing chronically,
you'll be okay.
No.
But yeah, anyway, I don't know how this started.
Oh, you're weekend.
So Saturday, sober, full day.
Dog shit, dog shit, weekend.
Nah, I was a great, it's gonna be a good day.
Dude, just fucking chill, dude.
But you had to week by now.
Now it was not too eventful.
So let's get into some topics.
Just a few material.
Yeah.
Let's get into some of the stuff
that's been going on the fucking past week, I should say.
Okay.
Okay, so we talked about monkeys with her bees.
Did I talk about the video where there's this?
You have all these times.
Did I miss anything when I recaped earlier?
The man who was a dwarf and a giant,
I think that was uncovered.
The guy in court where they were reading his Google search history
where it was just like, how to bury a body,
how to dissolve a body, how to kill a woman,
like to the most specific stuff.
Cave Crawler anxiety we talked about.
Oh my God, I saw fucking pictures of,
like most sports now have pretty rigorous safety things
in place, but I saw pictures of hockey player
golees back in the day, they didn't have masks.
Yeah.
You just get this, you were seeing how fast a puck can go
and how hard they are.
Dude, there was in high school that same friend
who had the sister with the pizza box guy
or whatever, the sister was friends with them.
He was a gole and we didn't have a high school hockey league,
but there was a club one that everyone went to
because our high school didn't have money.
And there's this one kid also known for having a horse cock
at our high school and fucking nuts.
And then he's got that guy.
Literally where he's not only to hit puberty at age five,
but he's got a monster dome and everybody's scared of him.
It was pretty fun guy.
He was nice dude, he was just kind of crazy.
You know, like it'd be fun to like Josh
around with him a little bit, but he'd always take it
to a level where he like, okay, I'm getting a little uncomfortable.
All right, point of the story though.
Is that apparently this kid being gole,
there were shots where that kid would hit a puck so hard
that he would, the pole would come out,
like the goleen net would lift out of the ice.
From hitting the rails so hard.
So taking that in the face,
we just like blast out the back of your skull.
Yeah, go through.
Dude, you just be destroyed.
But the picture I was looking at was like literally,
it looked like people who were a bomb had gone off.
Like their face was so fucked up.
Oh my God.
Dude, yeah.
Like what?
How do people just think bad ass?
Yeah, dude.
The generation of bad asses that have no faces.
No, there was, so they obviously,
they eventually made everyone wear helmets,
but like people who didn't wear helmets.
Yeah.
Who were already in the week, got grandfathered in.
So that there was a time where there was like one guy left
not wearing helmet.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think you ever got fucked up or anything.
Well, dude, there's theory behind all the sport stuff
that if you remove the like, especially the helmets,
you won't lead with your head, you'll play safer,
but like football, I think that's true.
You think it would be?
I never played.
So I have, it sounds like from a guy who hasn't played
a mess waiting to happen,
but at the same time, if people are leading with their head
with the helmets and then like breaking,
nacks and getting concussions,
what's the fucking point anyway?
You put pads in a helmet on, you feel like God
run through a wall.
You don't give a shit about your own safety.
You think you can run through anything
and you just get popped and wake up on the ground.
Do you have your bed knocked out?
Oh yeah.
Dude, fuck.
Like how many times?
Like enough on a, you can count?
I'm gonna get CT.
Oh my God.
At least we're like chronically in your history
of being conscious right now, you know?
And then you can like look back
and see if you're convinced you're gonna suck it.
Dude, you're just gonna get so angry
and so fucking absent of thought.
Dude, my biggest head injuries were outside of football though.
Doing what, dude?
What are you doing?
Wrestling kids bigger than me.
Like in wrestling or literally drunk?
Dude, I, okay.
So wait, from wrestling though,
where the head injuries come from?
Are you like, they're throwing you?
Slammed on the ground.
Dude, I got knocked out in my house in college
and like my roommate's almost called an ambulance.
They were like slapping me.
They said it was snoring.
He said I hit the ground, started snoring.
Ha ha ha.
Not into like another dimension.
Immediately into REM sleep.
Yeah, seriously.
I was so drunk that I was so fucked up.
How do you knocked out in this situation?
This one, so, okay.
So we, I had a house with eight dudes.
Yeah, we decided to start a fight night
where we would just, we bought gloves
and had to get, we're gonna start boxing.
Oh yeah, okay.
So, and this was all, I wasn't here.
I wasn't part of this decision.
This text to me, they're like, you're doing fight night.
I was like, okay, I didn't want to.
I got pure pressure to end do it.
Oh yeah, and it's,
it's either that would be called a pussy
for the rest of your existence in the house.
I understand.
So they, they seeded all of us.
There were seven people.
Yeah, there were seven.
This is like a legit.
Is this not a attorney?
It's fucking crazy.
You literally had fight club in your college all night.
Like club dude.
Okay, all right.
So they seeded this tournament.
They seeded everyone.
So it was, it was all internal.
We didn't expand at all.
Yeah, no, yeah, you got it.
It ended real quick.
So, yeah, I bet dude.
There were seven people.
I was the two seed.
Okay.
And this, this other guy was the one seed.
His name was called him big.
Cause he was the bigger.
Yeah.
What we talking like, like big, bad, big bucks.
Not like just a bigger dude.
He's a big dude.
He's like, he's like six, three.
Okay.
Like big enough to do some serious damage if need be bigger.
Big dude, bigger than me.
He's got like 30 pounds on it.
Okay.
Yeah, big 40 pounds.
Dude, I am so acutely aware of why way classes exist.
20 pounds.
I don't care what your skills are.
That's going to win.
Yeah.
Dover.
It's so much more weight.
It's so much more muscle mass to move that weight.
Even if even if the lighter guy is better than every way.
Yeah.
20 pounds.
Dude, it's so much force.
Yeah.
From just existing, just to like move stuff around.
It's so much more strength than you have.
Unless you're like, you know, unless there's situations where you can go against.
But in most, yeah.
Sorry.
Good day.
So I somehow, I think because I just wasn't there for the original discussion, they gave
me a buy for week one.
Okay.
It was going to be like a week.
I don't know.
So I matched everyone up.
So the one guy faced the three-seed guy.
Okay.
And just can cost him immediately.
Like his first, the first fight like the, my just punching.
I just hit him in the head so hard.
Yeah.
But, oh my god.
But the first two fights were electric, dude.
It was like two like light gangly.
Oh, nice.
There's the absorbing hits because they're so light.
Yeah.
Just dancing around.
And then like the two, the two heaviest guys outside of me started fighting.
And it was like a good fight, but eventually, yeah, the bigger guy when he just did his
clobbering hooks, clobbering him.
And the dude, like no one has experienced fighting.
So like in MMA, like you don't fuck it, give up.
You're gonna get clots.
Yeah.
So it's it, but the, the one guy who was losing, he's like, fuck this.
I'm done.
And he, he like kind of put his hands up and took his thing off.
Oh, no.
Took another fat one.
Just straight out.
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
And I don't, I don't know if that was the one that can cost him, I think it was the one
before.
Oh, so this is like a clear of thought.
This is a validated concussion.
Like he went to a hospital.
No.
Okay.
But, but it was enough.
Hit.
Like me, he's had enough concussion to just know and no one fuck anything when he
go to the doctor for concussion.
So he's like, yeah, I saw when your match, what happened?
So I, we never had a boxing match.
Okay.
So I, I was, we were like, okay, let's do it some other time.
Yeah.
I think I was still like gonna do it.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, I was gonna get to this later, but this is actually a piece of the story that
I remember.
So I, I go home for one of the breaks, one of the breaks.
Yeah.
Christmas Thanksgiving.
No, actually it was summer.
It was in the summer.
Okay.
Okay.
So yeah, we must have started at the end of the year.
I went home for summer at one of my best friends, brothers, high school grad party.
Okay.
I got fucking obliterated.
Doing what?
Wrestling?
No.
Well, I got obliterated hammered.
Yeah, I got obliterated hammered.
And the at the scrap party, they have the best wrestler in the history of our high school.
Like state champion, he's, he's one of this guy's friends.
He's at the party.
And I had like talked to him briefly, like leading, you know, when we were sober.
Yeah.
And I don't remember this apparently.
I walked up to him drunk and I was like, you're not actually a good wrestler.
Like just started talking shit to him.
Like completely not wanting to pick up my tie into a pretzel.
He came after me.
Oh, I barely, Jesus Christ.
Yes.
Yes.
This is the stuff we want.
He comes after me.
This is like all blurry.
Yeah, right.
You're fucking hammered.
All, all I remember, he threw me down or something.
Like the first time he threw me down, it wasn't that bad.
I recovered and did, I'm like gangly.
Like I'm like, he dude, he throws me on the ground and I, I give him a headlock.
Oh, fuck.
So now you're like, yes, I've never like actually tried to choke someone out before.
Okay.
And I, like the opportunity, well, I wasn't going to do it because I was like, I don't
want to kill this guy.
I had him.
Yeah.
Incredible wrestler.
I didn't like, I didn't squeeze hard enough because he wasn't going to tap.
He wiggled out of it and got up and I just stood up.
He was pissed.
He grabs me, front head locks me.
So like I'm leaning into his chest.
And he's standing over you.
He's standing over me and just fucking brings me down.
I remember my body like just my head hit the ground first.
My body just like flopped after it.
Wait, is this into grass or what?
Into grass.
Okay.
I mean, still.
Fuck.
Dude, I just laid there and like he was laying there too.
Like he was drunk too.
Yeah.
I hope.
I would have thought too.
But you know, and he's like, he's like, all right, dude, let's go.
And I'm like, dude, I like fucking rocked your world.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I could move and everything.
But like I was not ready to get up.
Dude, fight.
I think he realized I could like hurt this person.
Do you want to put him up there?
So I walked home.
I live like a block away.
So I walked home next like week or so.
I just have a headache.
And like is I know that's yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's not good.
So this is before the fight.
Yeah.
So that happens.
Yeah.
And once I get back to school, I'm I talked to like I'm not going to fight you.
Dude, I feel like you just got fucked up.
Yeah, I can't.
Yeah.
I can't get another head injury.
And like everyone sounding like a professional athlete.
I can't just drunk.
I'm just drunk.
Dude, I can't get another one.
Well, so, but like this is on this is on top.
Like I got a constant football too.
Oh, dude, this is this is on top of that.
So I'm saying, no, it's hilarious that like the event was you wrestling someone drunk at a party.
Well, yeah, I can't do it.
But I know.
So this is why, dude, if I if I ever have kids, I don't want them to play football because
you're going to do stupid shit later.
You're going to get a cost every I think most people for some dumb reason, leaning out a
window and shuts on your head, whatever.
You'll take a hit to that.
Oh, yeah.
So you don't want to start at a baseline of like 30 hits to that.
Dude, however many.
Yeah, no, dude.
No, it's a terrible idea.
But anyway, even though football is fucking fun, dude, yeah, don't doubt that.
But you can, you can play, you can play touch.
It's not great.
It's not the best.
It's like fucking wearing a condom.
You know, it's not quite as good, but it's, it's something.
It's a crushing your hand at this.
It's about physically hurting them to the point where they're not the same afterward.
Physical dominance and getting physically dominated.
It definitely does.
But anyway, so, so we were like, we're like, yeah, I'm not going to, I'm going to retire
the gloves.
You don't even put them on.
You got that bicep taken, and we were like, eventually we get that the problem was there
was hype built around us like, like, everyone was like, yeah, they got a face off.
I'm like, I'm not going to do it, but eventually we got drunk.
We already had mats from from fight night.
We bought mats for a living.
Dude, damn, this is legitimate setup.
And so we got drunk and everyone's like, you guys should just wrestle.
Okay.
And I was nice, nice halfway, you know, in between.
I was drunk enough.
I still haven't just wrestled this big dude.
Oh, yeah.
Take this shit out of me.
I still, if I wasn't that drunk, I would not have done it.
But I was drunk enough.
And I was like, this guy's my friend.
Not some, kill you.
You'll be fine.
Yeah.
So I, we, we get out there, shirts off.
Everything's, legit fight club.
The more you talk about, you literally just simulated fight club in this house you lived
this.
And he, like, he just approaches me.
Yeah.
I don't know how to wrestle either.
Dude, like, that, that's the only thing that can overcome a weight difference.
If one dude knows wrestling moves and the other dude doesn't.
Oh my God, dude.
Absolutely.
So, so this guy was heavier than me and he knows how to wrestle.
Yeah, so you fucked.
Yeah, I'm fucked.
So I don't, he, he got me wrapped up and I was like, fuck, he got me wrapped up.
And I remember getting lifted up.
Feet off whole body off the ground.
I remember going towards the ground.
And then I wake up my body is like over me.
Different guys like, come on.
He's like trying to get fucked, dude.
That's dude.
When you first said, you're like, I've had some concussions.
Whenever I hear people say them, like, okay, so I'm like, that, that sounds like
I'm fucking like you got rocked, dude.
I got of everything that was, that was the only time I got legitimately knocked.
Like knocked the fuck out.
For like an extended period.
I got hit pretty hard in football where I was like, holy shit, maybe lost consciousness
very briefly, but like, yeah, I think I was out for like 15, 20 seconds.
Dude, fuck.
Well, just insane.
We'll see how this plays out.
See how it goes, dude.
Yeah, dude.
Call me up in 15 years.
Dude, that'd be so fucking sad.
If you had like a young dementia situation.
Who?
Not good.
It's a legitimate fear of mine.
But from just these stories, I can understand where that comes from.
But hey, maybe in 50 years or 40 years or whatever, they'll have science that just like
erases fucking CT or you get a new brain or something, dude.
But on that topic of wrestling, I wrestled seventh, eighth and freshman of high school.
So seven, eight.
And dude, the weight class thing, there was one time where I weighed like 110 pounds as
like a eight.
I think this is an eighth grade.
But they put me facing two weight classes up to a guy who was like a good wrestler, walked
up to the mat, shook hands, take down to the point of like lifted me up by my waist and
slam me on the mat so hard.
I'm pretty sure most of the auditorium was just like, oh my god, pin me in literally
tough to be on the other side of this.
Oh my god, dude, talk about pure physical domination of like just it lasted less than
five seconds.
Shake hand, boom, done.
And I was like, you come out.
I mean, didn't get a concussion or anything, but it was so quick.
But I was like, what happened?
And I was like, you know, I wasn't a terrible wrestler.
Like I would do okay in my weight class.
And I went into that one like, okay, I'm just gonna get a plan.
And then immediately just gets wiped.
I'm like, no, you just can't do it.
It's weird being an adult and getting physically dominant.
Yeah, that's a tough one too.
Or like not like a small child.
Yes.
I mean tough.
Little, you don't, you barely know it.
I would say, but we've known each other for a long time.
And I, and in the first, first of all,
has a MMA fork.
He has.
And for a long time, we would wrestle each other all the time.
So I'm familiar with the getting drunk of wrestling.
I was like the beginning of us knowing each other.
And eventually just gets to a point where like, I don't want to do it anymore.
Because like we get hurt every time we do it.
Like it happened at the fucking beer Olympic thing that we had over when it was still living
over there.
It was trying to wrestle someone that he didn't know too well.
And I was like, dude, don't, don't, don't do that man.
The guy's saying no.
And that's, and then, and then I go to play like protector in my drunk state.
And I literally, I got down, I pinned him, but I was behind him and lifted up through
my fucking back out immediately.
Because I just tried to pick up a 230 pound man with all my four strong and just like,
throw him behind me.
And it was like, yeah, simple.
And then it was just like in pain for like weeks.
Yeah, like, fuck.
But I got to a point where when we moved here, it would come home and he'd be like,
time to wrestle.
I was like this like, right of passage to chill after work and like, dude, fuck you.
So I literally just had to get strong enough to where I could fucking fend him off.
And then eventually you got to point where when you're strong enough, they just stopped
people to stop doing shit.
Yeah.
If you ever got serious and I was like, dude, stop, you stop.
But it was like, I guarantee I just get to a place where he'll just stop doing it.
Because no one wants to get manhandled.
You probably got on real estate wrestling just from, yeah, from having to wrestle.
Like a wrestling high school and got to this and it's all the training I need, man.
To fucking make a difference if anyone tries to come out.
So the whole thing I have is could fucking work me.
Absolutely.
Maybe.
I'm never wrestling again, dude.
Yeah, I'm dude after all that shit.
It's so fucking as an adult, it's just so dangerous.
Because like most in your situation, you had a maths, but even then people were gonna
fuck, dude, I wonder if I didn't have that math.
Oh, you probably be like severely.
I probably helped.
Yeah, dude, you probably handy.
Dude, I mean, it probably helped.
It's a wrestling that, right?
We're talking about.
Yeah, dude, what's below that concrete?
Yeah, dude, you be so fucked up.
You'd be talking with a slur and probably have no use of your legs.
So be thankful for that.
Yeah, man, dude.
Dude, I like catching that night.
I mean, if you're in college, dude, I'm trying to think of like some
stuff.
It can't even be like wrestling stuff, but there's so many situations where like,
you get really sick in college, like vomit from drinking and just continue to drink.
Like I've had situations where I've drank, thrown up, drank, thrown up again, and then
keep drinking.
I'm like, oh, nice.
I got all out.
You know, like to think about that now, it's insane.
Oh my God.
If you're your, your body's going, we're fucking dying.
And you're going, no, no, no.
Pouring more of the shit in there.
Non-stop.
That's crazy.
I mean, at the same time, a blast.
Oh my God.
It's a human body.
Dude, it's pretty sweet.
I mean, it's hilarious how they're like all of our technologies, us trying to like
create human body like things like a computer's the brain.
And we just try to like make things do, but it's like this system works so
awesomely by itself, but just like eat food, drink water.
And it does most things pretty well.
Yeah.
It's fucking crazy.
But I need Chinese food.
That's how good the human body is.
Dude, you can literally drink multiple days in a row.
You drink for weeks in a row, probably, and be okay.
You won't die.
Dude, you think of like, what's the, what's the longest drinking streak you've ever had?
Dude, so talk about like I started drinking when I was 14 with just fucking,
oh my God.
It was really hot.
They was so young, dude.
And there was probably the longest time I went was like a full summer every single day
because I was dating this fucking girl, not gonna say her name.
Who like we started relationship.
Well, like we were always drunk together and we like in our brains, like,
this must means we'd be good in a relationship.
Like this is going to be perfect.
And then just translated to us dating for like a year and being drunk every
time we were with each other.
I spent a summer at her house and yeah, it was just so weird
because you at that point addicted to alcohol.
Like literally I needed to drink every day.
Otherwise, it was like crippling withdrawal.
And it was like, fuck.
And then what age 14?
No, at that time, that's like, that's in community college days.
So not to get fucked up at four.
My parents just don't know.
Dude, it was so fucking nuts.
That relationship was talk about the worst relationship you could ever have.
It was like, it doesn't sound super healthy.
The beginning was fun because you're just drunk and having a good time.
And then once alcohol becomes like a thing that you're just doing to like
stabilize and trying to maintain a relationship with someone that you like kind of
like, like, it was a relationship.
It was literally booze and it was just fucking.
It was just foundation.
Yes, dude, it was disgusting.
I mean, good girl.
Awesome.
Dude, she fucking got like not soon after our relationship.
And then she got pancreatitis, which is like from people drinking that are like 40.
Oh my God.
Yeah, dude.
It was so I didn't get it.
I mean, you're gonna say something good.
Oh, no, no, no.
I mean, it was fucked because I remember her like all of, you know, at this point,
I had gone to college and like my friends like, dude, she has pancreatitis.
She was in the hospital for drinking.
And I was like, damn, dude, I got a look.
I did.
I mean, I'm also bigger.
She's a small girl.
And I was, you know, but fuck man, that chicken have organ like, you can get cirrhosis.
Like if you get that, the only out is liver transplant.
Dude, you're just fucking done.
And if you don't get that, which is a long waiting list, you just die in a terrible way.
Your belly gets distended.
You get jaundice.
Literally your liver can't process toxins anymore.
So you just fill up with like ammonia is the biggest one where you just have all this
byproduct ammonia floating around.
That's why you get fucking yellow.
Yeah, dude, it's like one of the work.
My mom's dad died from that.
It's fucking awful, man.
So, jeez, alcohol's fun.
All right, hold on.
We got to get to some of these new topics.
I swear.
Go with any more names.
I was thinking like for our names with something like rabbit holes.
But then it's like just sounds weird.
Like actually got like dude,
you're a wrap.
It sounds like we're running a business.
It's just enough to be uncomfortable.
Yeah, do you want to do that?
We'll see.
You seem pretty gun-ho about it when I first said it.
Like the second you think about it more, it's like, ah, sounds like a lot.
Is that what you said?
Sounds like a law firm.
Yeah, like a business dude.
They're just rabbit holes.
Don't have enough rabbit holes in your back, Jordan.
Rabbit holes.
We'll make some holes.
Don't you worry.
All right.
Oh, yeah, premonctables, the marriage thing.
Yeah, the story's kind of weak, but there was a couple.
There was a, I have a ton of average stories.
Oh, okay.
There was a couple that went to Starbucks and it accidentally charged $4,000 to their
fucking bank and they didn't know until they're about to leave for a vacation.
So they got to the place and had their bank account drained.
Yeah, which there was a whole lawsuit and shit over it, but it's like, fuck.
What do you do when they just fuck up like that?
And you're literally, you go to vacation, you have no money.
Do you just wait there?
It was, it was the cashier's fault or like, no, something the system was, well, maybe a
system error something.
I mean, how can you accidentally charge $4,000?
I mean, if you've ever worked at like a food register thing, it just shows my ignorance.
Let me tell you.
I worked at white cash for a medium of wine.
Like how the hell do you swipe a card the wrong way?
Dude, I could see it like when you're raining stuff up, but it's all like, it's not like
you could type in a physical amount.
There's probably some override that you could, but it's like button for cheese button for it.
You know, it's like a child's toy, essentially.
So it would be, it has to be a system error on some of those like, oh, let's just move
a decimal place over a couple and just charge them, fucking four grand.
But also, I feel like four grand, you're going on a vacale, you should probably have more
than that in your account.
I don't know.
You white privilege son of a bitch.
What do you mean?
Should have more in your fucking account.
Like if losing four grand, dude, your life, you probably shouldn't be taken of
vacation.
I don't know, dude.
That's like saying, that's like saying if you don't have the money, don't go out to eat,
you know,
or I guess it's where they were going, but like it's one of those things where if you look
at the average income of like America, which is a country that's doing better than most,
it's like 40 to 50 K.
And then like for families, it's like 80 that have like multiple children.
And then like those expenses literally do break families, which it sounds.
It's fucking terrible.
All right.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Persuasion 101.
Art of the deal.
No, but I mean, if that, if I just lost four grand right now, I'd be, I mean, it wouldn't be,
I'm not saying it wouldn't be pissed.
No, but to your point, I feel like most people have credit cards that have huge limits that like,
yeah, you know, there's, there's safeguards for if your actual physical money goes,
you have some other means of buying something.
But if where do they go for their vacation?
I don't know.
They've got some tropical place.
I've never seen the fucking picture of like they were going to this place.
Plain tickets for that.
Oh, that's true.
But they could be like the people who are saving up all year get away from the kids.
They have this like little pocket of money.
It's going to be there the only time they vacation.
Maybe that was their vacation account.
It could be.
It just got fully drained.
Could be they could also, you know what?
I never even thought about on this level that they could just be like,
our money for the vacation went away.
Like they're fine.
They have money in another place.
You know, I can totally see that being a situation of like,
because regardless, it would suck to lose for a grand.
But they're probably making it more than it is in terms of like that situation
didn't make them homeless.
You know,
here it is from you.
I don't know where that is.
That's true.
I'm just reading shit.
I'm not the most reputable source, but we'll take it as it is.
All right.
Oh my god.
It goes all the way back up.
Well, wait, did they get it back?
Did they get the money back?
I don't know.
I would assume, I mean, they have to.
It's like if a company just takes money from you.
And you know, like,
dude, you can't just keep it.
You've seen like examples where people just get like loads of money dumped into
their bank accounts.
No.
Does that happen?
I've seen a couple of stories on my time on this earth where like people will
just, they'll wake up with like $500,000 just in their bank and they'll just
literally use it.
And then they, they,
and you go to prison, dude, because it's not your money.
Even though the bank fucked up, can you plead ignorance?
I thought he made a half a million dollars overnight and just spend everyone's
fucking money.
Unfortunately, not because these people literally got prison sentences for like
doing that, which is I think it's kind of like they fucked up.
I was going to say it's kind of like if you fucked up, you're a,
you're a bank.
So you have billions, if not trillions of dollars, probably not trillions.
I don't fucking know.
But half a mill, it's not going to break your bank, dude.
Literally.
So just let him have it.
Just let him fucking have the money and be like, oops, sorry.
I can understand if it's coming for someone else to make an account like someone
made a deposit and it somehow just went, whoop, into someone else's account.
And now they just have their money.
But still there should be some like you can keep 10% of it.
You know, like some of it, I go, oops, we fucked up.
Just the false sense of like, I can quit my job.
Like if you report it, it should be like when you bring someone's wallet back,
you just give us some money.
Dude, hell yeah.
We should run for politics.
We should run for politics.
Make some laws that protect people who get accidental money dumped into their
fucking bank.
That's our core platform.
Hell yeah.
Run on that only.
All right.
Let's see.
We already did the Ohio train stuff.
Oh, dude.
That's pretty, this is a dark one.
That fucking guy in Buffalo, the shooter that happened like, he's got
sentence to like, whatever they do, sentence for these like shooter guys,
it's always like 80 consecutive life sentences.
And they say like, they'll say it in court, the amount of years in jail.
And this one was like, 950 years in prison.
So like, can we just say life in jail at this point?
Do we really have to like all years?
One last fuck you to the guy.
There is no chance.
Which I see that, especially if you're a family that just got their kid blast away.
But some literally white dude who was like, I think this was actually white on black.
There's a race thing.
He went into a black neighborhood and just or some black place.
And just started blasting people, which fuck sucks.
I'll dude, I'm so thankful and it's going to sound so shitty.
That we are like a generational way from when that stuff started to get really bad,
at least in the school stuff like in colleges.
Yeah, dude.
Like I remember there was like the Virginia Tech one was big when I was like,
I think in college or maybe a little bit for, but then now it's like every day
for the past four years, there's been a school shooting every single day of the year.
That's wild.
I mean, some of my friends are legitimately scared of crowds, you know, open space.
Dude, and it's reasonable.
I have one, the bucks or a game six or whatever.
When I was there, I was like, dude, it's down there.
Yeah, dude, we went down there and fucking, we're in line to get into one
of the bars in the Mecca area.
Yeah, I was down there too.
Dude, I literally, so did you see then?
I don't know if our like Frank groups have like met up at that point.
I was a drinker's conspular.
Okay, I think you're at the same place because we literally waiting.
We saw people running.
Yeah, when the fucking shooting started happening, but I literally,
we're in line for two hours to get into that drinker's conspular bar.
And then I, after two hours, like, I'm going home, dude.
I literally left that night.
That fucking shooting thing happened.
It was like an, it's weird.
Did you see the headline that night?
I think the next day where I was like, what the fuck?
And then the girl I was dating at the time said that, or maybe it's a different
occurrence, but you know, there's been a lot of shootings around Trinity downtown,
which I've been going for so long that I had never, ever heard of a shooting outside.
Maybe I'm just ignorant, but her friend was literally getting into an Uber and
the guy starts spraying people and shot a guy who just fell in front of the Uber and they're like,
go, go, go.
And the Uber just fucking took off.
Like literally witness someone gets shot.
Yeah, out front.
Yeah, someone just fucking, it's always some game stuff.
Like someone slights someone.
Dude, yeah.
So that fear you're talking about of like, even not even in the, the white kid shooting
up a campus or something, the gang thing scares me a little more where it's not,
it's not planned.
It's like, you're out in a place.
Someone like does something to piss off the other one.
They're like, fuck you dude and they just start fucking shooting.
No, thank you.
But anyway, I mean, knock on wood.
Hope that fucking never happens.
Fucking just people don't start shooting randomly.
All right.
Talk about rabies, right?
Oh, dude, so bad.
So I talked about how the fucking, the monkeys had herpes, right?
The ones in Florida, they found out that they could transmit to humans.
And then you've probably heard this, it's like a really bad herpes, right?
Yeah, yeah, it kills people.
Yeah.
So have you also not heard, I feel like this fact has been circulating for a while now in the past
like three years that like koalas are just written with chlamydia.
Yes.
Okay.
Why does everyone know that I don't do it?
I swear to God three years ago or so, someone said that.
In fact, and now it's just everyone knows that fact.
It's awesome.
It's so awesome.
But my point is how are people finding this stuff out?
How are people finding out that sexually transmitted diseases are either on
animals or can be transferred to humans?
Dude, you can just name an animal.
Someone's obsessed with it.
Someone's fucked it.
Dude, this is my, how else could you find out that it's transmissible to humans?
An STD.
That's a decent point.
But someone fucked that monkey and they're like, I got this weird case of her for science.
Someone fucked it.
In Florida, problem not science.
Sorry to me to shame the whole state of Florida on that.
But it's just the fact that someone's like, oh, yeah, you know, I keep getting chlamydia
from these koalas.
Nice.
It's weird that it's like every single one I can't happen.
It's just I just I'm rampant with chlamydia.
And then there's people that are dying from herpes in Florida because of monkey's
and it's like, oh, that's weird that people have the herpes.
How could that be?
But anyway, sorry, that was just a tan.
I thought about that.
I was like, how the fuck think that could also be a bit, but it didn't need a little work to it
of how are people finding out these STDs?
Oh, there's a weird one, which I hope I think this is for our generation,
but average penis size has increased by 24%.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah, from 4.8 inches to six inches, which that six is average.
Yeah, that's what they're saying for America.
Yes, they're saying that I think it was over the past five to 10 years.
So the generations under us, which are just all averaging out to six inches,
which I don't what does that mean?
Evolutionary evolutionarily.
Like why are digs getting bigger?
Selecting for bigger decks, dude.
That's true.
I guess it's like Mates are ladies like the dude.
Isn't that insane that like literal culture?
Can affect a physical thing to grow?
Yeah, like literally.
Yeah, what's the time range on that one?
I think I got to relook it up, but it was they did a study that was like,
I think a decade or the past five years between that range.
How many decks I have to get measured for this?
I would hope a lot to get an average of a whole country.
I mean, this has happened.
Who two sides of it?
Dude, there's some weird science that's always going on.
I mean, it's mostly it's unfortunately, I would imagine those studies.
Dude, it's just science.
It's just science, man.
There's just digs getting bigger.
But there's, I would assume they're probably observational studies,
meaning that it's a survey study that they ask it.
And if that's the case, the whole South Park episode, so the fair.
So maybe it's not that maybe they did do some like trials where they measured
digs.
I'm adding an edge from self-report.
Absolutely, dude.
But okay, so on this topic of penis size, the digs growing bigger,
I wonder how much of that is like, because listen,
I'm an average lean doubt, man.
But I feel like I have heard girls be like, you don't want a giant dick.
Give me a number.
Oh, dude, rocking around.
Yeah, I said like half on a good day, you know, around there.
But it's just one of those things that I feel like big decks are only good
and porn functionally like I feel like you do here that a dick can be too big.
Yeah, and like I don't, this is not put pulling on shitty dicks or big dicks.
I should say it's just like I've heard, I feel like in high school,
it was about like, oh my god, he's got a big dick like that was that dude.
You were talking about well, yeah, dude, that guy, I mean validated monster,
don't so fucking wild certified certified.
I don't, but it was like that was, it was like the,
what high school people do, it was like talking about like, oh,
like big dicks were the thing.
And as I've gotten older, it's like, I've heard more from women of like,
we don't want a massive fucking dick.
It's just like it doesn't feel, I mean, me talk about sex stuff.
I feel like most of the good feeling stuff doesn't come from us like slamming their cervix.
Like, like, and I would say most women probably agree with that.
Like, you know, you're not getting the feel good from just like,
okay, the right fit.
I think it's yeah, I feel like you can work with a lot.
Like you could have a two inch dick and probably do fine.
But it's like, it's the point I'm kidding too out of all this fucking
dick talk is just talking about it made an evolutionary change to grow dicks.
Not even like a physical need.
I'm wondering, I feel like 10 years is enough or small enough.
Yeah.
Could literally just be a coincidence.
Could be.
Could be.
Uh, I guess, but I also believe what you're saying.
Yeah, it could absolutely be true.
It's an interesting experiment of like,
dude, everyone shits on people with monster trucks.
Well, like, there's just yeah, yeah, dick energy.
Everyone talks about dick.
That's what I'm saying.
It's baked into like the culture talk and the fact that
human consciousness potentially has the ability to like process that,
process that into like genetics.
So like, your thought in your next kid will have a bigger dick because you
think bigger dicks are the thing that's going to get him ahead.
Isn't that fucking nuts, dude?
If that if we 20 years later, like the dicks are still getting bigger,
I'm going to be fucking blown away because functionally,
a big dick doesn't provide more of a service or less, less of a service.
You know, apparently why all those those big Greek statues of the jacked guys,
like tiny bicks, yeah, apparently like big decks were seen as like brutish and like,
bruh.
Like it was hilarious.
It wasn't desirable to like,
to the monster dome.
Fuck.
I just thought it was because they all had small dicks.
Maybe that too.
I mean, like you think of you going to your average men's locker room.
Most people are just rocking a fucking little knob piece.
Just like you're walking around in the cold.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Every once in a while, you get a guy with just a dome that's flapping around like,
Jesus Christ.
I mean, immediate thought is like, well, that's brutish.
But no, no dick shaman here.
But it's, it's,
porn will distort your image of reality so well.
If you're an avid consumer of it, I guess that's on a high guy to that point
here. But it's like,
I remember being a kid thinking that like big dicks where everyone has a big
dick because it's porn.
You're like, man, people just all have like nine inch rock hard dicks.
I'm like, fuck dude.
I need a bigger dick than you get to it.
And you're like, man, it's, it's whatever.
So anyway, all right.
I'm the next thing.
I don't remember how we got into that one.
But all right.
I'll do it when we're talking about diseases literally like a day after I saw
this fucking news headline that was H5N1 kills girl and 12 others have it,
which is avian bird flu that has made its jump to humans.
No, different one, which is eight, eight, seven and nine, which is like a super
deadly one.
But now they're saying that bird flu is jumping to people, which is like another
has not happened apparently.
Dude, I don't, I just hope it's okay.
I want to stay alive as long as possible.
We got train crash, dude.
We got Yellowstone.
We got pandemics.
Dude, yellow isn't like the mega volcano.
Yeah, dude.
As soon as that train crash, I was like, people are going to move west to get away from it.
Yellowstone's going to go off the world.
You we just find out in our time being alive, the most unlucky people to ever exist.
Yeah.
This is the whoever goes west just ends up in the worst situation.
I was going to bring this up earlier.
Someone showed me a map of like the water that's going to get affected by this this train spill.
Yeah.
Like all the rivers stemming.
Yeah.
The whole fucking country, dude.
Like basically one into the Midwest.
No, everyone.
We're not safe.
No, dude.
What?
Well, I told you about that.
One of my friends was like start taking.
Yeah, because it's because the stuff could fucking come on.
Yeah, right.
I go.
Not taking the stuff that for COVID.
They're saying, dude, fuck.
We might be fucked.
So I guess one of the measures to get down to the what?
But how is it travel like even up?
Because what I guess I don't know the fucking one graphic for two seconds.
Now I'm you got a fucking spinning.
Fuck.
All it was just a map of the US and just red lines going in every direction.
That's where it's going.
Dude, I wonder.
Yeah, I guess we'll just fucking see.
But dude, that would suck.
Can you imagine living somewhere where you can't drink the tap water?
They'd be.
I knew it.
You said about a water.
You'd be fine.
I mean, there's places like that that like do all off.
Let's not go to death.
You can die.
Like it.
I don't think I'd make it.
I mean, you would beat the dementia by far if you died now.
But like the Flint, Michigan.
Like they literally can drink the tap water.
You will.
There's so much lead.
How are they doing?
Is it still?
I think it's still bad.
Yeah, dude, you know, it's fucked up.
That story was literally.
Okay, so most infrastructure around the United States is like from 60 to 70 years ago.
It was like, you know, buildings that should like that.
So a lot of pipes are still lead.
But a lot of companies or I should say not companies.
The government, they'll line the inside with this anti-corrosive agent.
So it creates like almost a layer of stuff over the lead.
So even though you have lead pipes, your water doesn't get touched by it.
Still don't love that.
Yeah, no, that's also probably not great.
But way better than lead.
Because the lead's like proven to just destroy your fucking brain.
Like you'll lose IQ.
Apparently we have higher lead content that most places in Milwaukee.
In our water.
Oh, really?
Like our standard is not as strict.
Yeah, well, what do you undo?
I mean, it's fucking bad.
But a lot of it does come down to the infant.
Like we have a water treatment plant that gives all our water.
If you look at their treatment stuff, they're like,
oh, these levels are okay.
By the time it goes through everything to get to you,
it usually collects a bunch of lead, cadmium, arsenic,
all kinds of stuff that's bad for you.
Flint, Michigan, the government,
whoever was in charge of the time,
skimped on that thing to cover the pipes.
And it literally, it would have cost them like,
they did the math of like a thousand bucks out of like a million dollar budget.
And it fucked the whole, because when you don't put that,
also the pipes start to just break down.
So like you get lead, you get pipes busting,
and then it just ruined an entire city's water.
All of it.
So now they can't, I don't know where they are now.
Talk about being removed from the problem.
Make it this.
That's what I'm saying to you.
This guy's probably not even living in Flint, Michigan.
There's probably just like off somewhere, being like,
yeah, they all save a thousand bucks.
They just ruined an entire city to the point where like in the videos,
they'll put on their water and it's brown.
It's like literal sewage coming out of your fucking tap.
So how do we get here?
Lead and water?
I'm just going to die if it happens.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, yeah, that was the point is that people just fucking die.
Yeah, but you have to like cook with bottle water.
It do.
That'd be so inconvenient.
Back back all the time.
This is a camel bag on you.
This fucking sip and had it.
Dude, yeah, it would be, if that hit here,
that'd be so fucking shitty.
Which it's really just a giant inconvenience,
but also like, you don't want to shower in that water.
Like you absorb stuff,
transdermally through your skin.
It's like, oh man, dude.
I've just moved to fucking Canada.
Like everyone says they're going to move.
All right.
How many people have moved to Canada?
Probably not a lot.
Because there's that whole thing when like Trump was getting elected,
when they're like,
if he gets elected, we're moving to Canada.
Canada.
No one moved.
They'll stay on their fat fucking asses.
Why would you go to Canada?
They have an idea that it's better up there, which,
I don't know, I've never been.
So I guess I can't judge.
Dude, I could barely handle Minneapolis.
Why is that like the closest to Canada you can get?
I guess it's pretty close, right?
It's just so fucking cool.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
I mean, yeah,
but we're living a cold place too.
Like how much more colder than Minneapolis than like here?
Significant.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Why is that?
Just like more north,
north, just closer to the polar ice caps that are going to flip
when the earth slows down.
Sorry.
I had to do a matter.
I had to.
All right.
I'll do it.
Fucking internet explorer is finally being sun-setted by Microsoft.
I don't know how big.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Which, once the last time you used internet explorer.
Every day I do.
No, don't fuck with me.
I also don't.
Is, how was it that bad?
How was it so much worse?
I think I truly think chrome came out and kind of just
and they're just like the you the UIs just so like smooth.
It feels clean.
Internet explorer feels.
The UI, I mean, UIs it's own discussion,
but just the performance.
I don't know.
Oh, it was just it was literally slower than every other browser.
Really?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
I know like Firefox is the one you should use because like chrome,
if you have 80 tabs open,
it'll just use as much CPU and distributed amongst 80 as opposed to Firefox will only focus on
4 at all times.
Never run to an issue with it.
But I imagine you grew up in a pretty just environment.
We're like parents are good people probably like, you know, it's it's right to do the right thing
kind of situation.
I find myself I grew up in a similar situation and I find myself
and this is me trying to analyze why I get so riled up by shit like that.
We're like I find like if it's not going the just the me interpreting just way,
I have a big problem.
We're like it's it's there's an obvious right thing to do and when someone's being like,
no, and it's not adding up, I get so fucking frustrated.
But it's it's I feel like it's that like growing up in a world where we do the right thing when
things obvious and then when someone is above me and being like, no, we don't do that thing,
it fucking just gets to me on a level that I get I can't describe.
Chris, because it was out of their own personal wants, right?
Yeah, like of no logical weight, no reasoning.
Like you said, it it amazes me that you can be like 50 years old and having so much experience.
I mean like, you know what?
I'm going to ruin this kids day because I want this thing.
And there's so many other priorities that need to happen,
but I'm going to make this pretty fun for him.
Yeah.
It's weird.
But I hope when I'm 50, I'm not that fucking piece of shit.
I feel like I'm not that now.
Like if I want something just to want it and someone gives me a point that's like,
no, that's not practical.
I'm like, okay, then I don't care.
Yeah, it's easy to say I see people like that too.
Yeah, I could totally see it happening to me.
If I was doing the same thing for 30 years,
just like, why not providing any room for other opinions?
I could totally be that guy.
I don't want to be that guy.
I guess we all are human.
We all have the capability to get there.
It's just fucking me.
That's why I get scared of being in the same role for so long because I see people
who've done the same thing for so long.
And yeah, you just become closed off.
You don't learn anything new.
I feel like that has that's an active choice on some level though.
Oh, yeah.
Like it's like, I feel like, but while, yes,
you got to make sure you don't just end up like you could
sure nothing and end up like that.
Yeah, I think there's something to be said about like,
just having good soft skills.
Like, being able to read a room in general,
regardless of technical ability and any job of like,
kind of being able to turn the view on you and be like,
oh, wait, am I doing the wrong thing?
The more I age, the more I see people have no sense of self-awareness,
like at all.
Like, they'll be outwardly doing something,
not realizing any of the effects it's having on the people that are there
and just continuing to drive that.
I'm like, how do you get to the age of 30 and not?
You have no idea what you're doing right now.
And then they probably just go about their day.
Most people do it even in the most technical fields.
Yeah.
Your soft skills, 80, 85%, maybe more of how good you are at your job.
Yeah, dude.
I mean, the cliche saying of the, it's who you know,
that all, I mean, literally your ability to connect with people will always try
you can be a master.
I mean, granted, you can still get really far by just technical skill.
But if you can't like fucking just make friends, you kind of fucked.
It's tough.
Dude, it's tough.
When people don't like you,
you're fucked.
It's hard to go anywhere.
I know, dude, especially if you like.
If you don't have soft skills, usually you probably take those things harder.
Because like, if someone doesn't like you, it's like,
you probably see this your inability to connect resulting in it as them not like you.
And it's always at them problem.
I mean, you know, unless you're like fucking murdering someone, you know,
it's 99% of the time if people are like, fuck you, dude, it's all them.
It's something that they have going on and it's just coming out.
I'd say if you see that they don't like it, but like someone actually doesn't like you,
they probably don't say it.
Yeah, that's true.
Ignore the person.
That's dangerous because you don't even know what's happening,
but like, the whole office just kind of doesn't like you.
Dude, you got to be, you either got to be in a real shit situation
or you got to be an absolute piece of shit, where I can see it.
In a situation where all of the office doesn't like you,
I'd argue statistically, it's probably you problem.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, if the whole office does for sure.
But they're, yeah, and they're, but they just don't,
I don't know.
That's such a, why don't people change when that situation presents itself?
That's, we're talking about, it's because I crave.
I think people, like if I legitimately,
I should, I should say annoyed by someone,
or like, if I have like some type of problem with someone,
I'm usually not going to say anything unless it's really bad.
Sure.
I'll just avoid that person.
Yeah.
If everyone does that to a person,
yeah, I mean, it leads to a lonely life.
If you're that person being ignored,
but it amazes me at least in a professional setting,
we're saying in office, how that person continues to exist?
And that's their role's really, really vital,
which I've found in multiple ways.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, like, doing everyone fucking it does not like you,
or is like, yeah, this person, how do you stay?
Which I've been to companies where there's been people
who've been working there 30 years and they're like,
yeah, yeah, that's, you know, she's kind of,
like literally, and I'm like, why is she still here?
When I worked at that chemical company,
not, not a name lady,
but she was a high up person and everyone just knew her as like,
the most difficult person to work with and like, stay out of her way.
I'm like, why is she here?
Especially in a management position.
Dude, director.
Oh my god, dude.
It was fucking,
because some people it's like, he's the only guy who can,
oh yeah, no, anyone could have done her job.
Literally, someone, we could have found another manager
in the sea of people who do management stuff
and just hired them, but she just stuck around.
I remember that was, I don't know if you ever had a job
where you go and there's one, like, you don't look forward to it.
But, oh yeah.
Interaction with that woman.
I'd be like, if I knew that day, I had a meeting with her.
We had to talk to someone with her.
I was like, oh my god, dude, please god.
That was fucking terrifying.
I had that being who you are.
The person who is everyone's like,
I can't fucking suck.
I'm doing it.
My nightmare.
She probably knows to an extent.
Yeah.
Dude, imagine waking up.
Imagine if you could like just hypothetically see it.
You wake up and you just see like,
five people are dreading meeting with you.
Oh, dude.
I don't know about you, but I have a, I hate, I mean,
probably a lot of this is linked to the wine to do.
Stand up and all that, but I have a deep need to be like,
I'm cool with everybody.
You know, like, I don't, I hate when people,
it sounds so fucking self-absorbed, but it bothers me when someone,
I can't think of someone who does not like me,
but it's like, it makes me feel like I've wronged them.
It's not necessarily like, I feel like naturally,
most people should not, once again, I'm projecting all of my shit,
but naturally, why would anyone just not like you?
You know, so then if someone does not like me,
I'm like, I did something wrong, and it bothers me so much,
because I'm like trying to be like, what did I do, dude?
But some people just will not like you.
Dude.
Anyway, what time are we at?
Oh, damn, we're at like one fucking 40.
To like, five, 10 more minutes of do some topics run through.
But yeah, does anyone not like you that you can think of?
Anyone that you wronged?
When I say wronged, you know,
you might have just done something accidentally.
Like, I can think of situations where I was being just like a drunk
douche, you know, just like being loud and having fun,
and just like, I don't know.
I, not that I know of, I've been to someone.
Yeah.
Dude, I did you ever do like,
hit him in middle school, you do a time capsule thing,
and then you open it at the end of heist.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
When he, when he did his,
when he opened, all his friends opened him together.
Yeah.
And one of his best friends opened his time capsule
at a list of his biggest enemies,
and was at the top of the list.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
Wait, hold on.
He's like, what?
He's like, best friend.
One of his friends.
High school friends by the end of high school.
Whoa.
And the friend didn't even remember.
He's like, I'm sorry, I guess I hate it.
He's like, I don't know, fuck.
My man has hated you so much.
It's like, yeah, no idea.
Fuck.
Hearing that story, I'm like, wow, who,
so maybe someone hates me that I don't even know.
That'd be fuck.
Man, I mean, they thought it was hilarious.
Like, it's funny.
I mean, there's also something to be said about how
fleeting emotion is.
It's for sure.
I'm going, where you're like,
yeah, I don't even remember that.
Where I wrote down, I hate this person.
And I don't even remember why I fucking hate this person.
I feel like someone that you're cool with.
Yeah, dude, that's fucking nuts.