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What About the Onesies, Mr. Kennedy?

Episode 27 · 2026-04-08 · 12,494 words
In this episode, the hosts dive into a range of topics from RFK's stance on Big Pharma and his grilling by Bernie Sanders, to the absurdity of gifting a 55-gallon drum of lube. They also explore the feasibility of a real-life Jurassic Park and the implications of genetic engineering.

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[0:00] And we're back finally

[0:02] From back there on your down the by you. I like that you're death

[0:07] Get around here bill for improv dude. You're doing a cariserious. I'm the fuck up

[0:12] Shut up that's so do that. Yes. I want to see more of that. That was good. That was good

[0:18] That was good. That was a good character. No one's even tried Cajun in our

[0:23] No one's even thought of it. Yeah, I'm doing it next week. Volus

[0:26] What is my material? Oh

[0:29] I still my let's get back to the program. We're back to another episode fake problems podcast and my cholesterol is high

[0:37] We have some shocking news some maybe troubling news

[0:41] But one of our podcast hosts has high cholesterol. Do you want to talk about it a little bit? A little bit

[0:47] I feel like I got bamboozled. How so I thought it was healthy? How so I look awesome

[0:56] Yeah

[0:56] Do you do what the doctor says when you go in the ocean? Yeah, how's that happen?

[1:01] So I got asked was this just a physical and then there wasn't something that prompted it now

[1:06] Well, I I haven't been in a while spent like low over a year. I mean not that bad

[1:11] But it was a stand there wasn't a health concern you went in

[1:14] No, no, I'm just I was like I should probably check out my blood. Yeah, yeah, I was like you know

[1:19] It might be slightly elevated, but kind of elevated pretty

[1:22] Yeah, pretty elevated. Hey, it's not

[1:26] Did when you so wait have you don't have much time left

[1:31] We only have a couple episodes of the podcast and then we brought in the substitute who's gonna step in after he dies

[1:37] But it's been yeah, I mean I'm waiting baby when you

[1:44] I'm the one that's feeding you all those burgers why you was

[1:46] I

[1:48] Know when you went have you talked to the doctor after the numbers I

[1:53] Haven't yes, and in fact he hasn't even commented. I'm waiting for him to like write something about it

[1:59] I just got the raw results. Yeah, but it literally says it's like different categories

[2:05] Most of them are green because there's tons of shit and then it just says abnormal

[2:09] I'm gonna give you my non-doctor

[2:13] Advice I think the doctor's gonna try to put you on stands don't start

[2:17] Fuck that. Yeah, don't start taking cholesterol

[2:21] Try other things first I guarantee he'll be like oh, we just put you on a stand

[2:24] You know what I think he's gonna do is be like come back in six months like try to fix it come back in six months

[2:30] That'd be a good doctor and then he'll be like get on medicine, but I still don't want to be on it

[2:36] You

[2:38] There's so many things you can try before you you have to go on I would say

[2:43] You're gonna see your doctor's true colors when he if he there he goes

[2:46] We got to put you on stands or give you the six months one great job. Yeah, yeah, he's a new doctor, too

[2:51] It's pretty like a younger new or older older new for me got it new for you

[2:58] Yeah, I was gonna say usually younger ones are I feel like there might be a shift in like the education older doctors are like

[3:05] Take pills. I feel like yeah, I go to a younger doctor. They're like yeah, you know, maybe cut down on things

[3:12] There's a weird scale there were that they get old enough though that they go

[3:16] The medicine stuff is bullshit. Yeah, if they grow out of it. Yeah, I've had like 80 year old doctors before that are like

[3:22] You got to get this time man like don't every doctor's gonna be antibiotics or blah blah blah. He's like

[3:29] Try doing nothing for a while

[3:31] He's he seems cool. I got a good read on him. I was I chose him by like they have videos of doctors when they they like

[3:38] They have him do interviews really you can just like watch them talk

[3:43] Be like I don't want that guy

[3:46] Yeah, dude so many of them seem like weirdo so I'm glad I did it instead of picking on your insurance company or is it like through the

[3:53] Hospital through the hospital system. Oh, that's pretty awesome. Yeah, I didn't know that was sweet

[3:57] Yeah, you can you can learn so much anyway. Yeah great

[4:01] Well for the podcast we're gonna get him better. Don't you worry. We'll be fine. I'll be a journey

[4:07] Truly it'll be like a month of you eating healthy

[4:14] Okay to open with and this is gonna be a little stale, but I think it's worth talking about because it's hilarious

[4:20] RFK when I forget what the process is called when Congress has any people that the president points to his cabinet

[4:26] Congress has to like essentially grill them and approve them and that or vote on them essentially be letting and

[4:32] RFK was up there and you know he's a he's a big say what you want about the guy

[4:36] He's a big threat to big pharma and big healthcare because he wants to move the nation in a direction of

[4:43] Not being overly medicated and I should add the the caveats of the data

[4:48] He brings the table of like

[4:49] This country spends the most on pharmacies or pharmaceuticals by such a large margin

[4:55] And we are still by most metrics the sickest country in the entire world. Yeah that alone should be like huh

[5:02] We should probably try something what we're not we can't just crushing pills. Yeah, so you know they put them on the stand

[5:10] He's getting grilled by these people and typically he's responding in a way with data and senators are coming at him with like

[5:17] Anti-vax crazy man like he they're using every like out of context thing

[5:21] He said the past to just like make him seem like a lunatic. Yeah, and then tough voice to not sound like a

[5:27] Lie why why does it have that it sucks because you I've tried listening to podcasts with him and it is tough

[5:35] Yes, he has great things to say but it's like

[5:41] So anyway, they I think either Elizabeth Warren or Bernie Sanders goes on first to grill him or eventually

[5:46] I don't know what order they go and but the Bernie Sanders won

[5:51] He's talking about a company that he used to be associated with. He used to be no longer

[5:56] He's no longer running the company and at one point they had

[6:00] ones they're set they sell merchandise through the company and one of them was like I forgot the language was

[6:05] But it was something along the lines of no Vax no problems unlike a baby's onesy and this was during

[6:12] Hobie times so it was pretty I think more specific to the COVID vaccine as opposed to like and he vaccines because our case also got on the

[6:20] Recursing he's I'm not against all vaccines. It's just

[6:22] Yeah, COVID vaccine. They changed the definition of vaccine for the COVID vaccine because he's not a vaccine. No one listens to what he actually says for sure

[6:30] Yeah, and so Bernie Sanders is going on and on about this and at one point half case like

[6:36] You he's like I have the day here showing that he received you're one of the top centers receiving money from big pharma in the large

[6:43] amount and Bernie Sanders goes it was from individuals it was not from his they have I think it's APEC where they have like

[6:53] A CEO can allocate money through lobbying, but his argument is that it was all individuals and big pharmaceuticals

[7:00] I mean that just a ton of people in in the pharmaceutical industry donated to him individually which

[7:06] It's like yeah, but then it's just it's still in that front coming from that industry

[7:13] It's just it's just by chance that the most of your don't say they just happen to all donate

[7:18] Yes, yeah

[7:20] We're a individual level. It's very weird. I can hear how there's you can see the argument of oh

[7:26] Yeah, it's just people doing it, but it's like yeah, but the top

[7:29] Contrary like you have some of the most money from that industry. It's a little fishy. How where does that data like

[7:36] So RFK said it's coming from pharma right and Bernie said it's from individuals. Yeah, how was this data labeled like everyone said what industry?

[7:46] They're from when they donated on those lines that it's required that you if you're donating money to a political campaign

[7:52] They have to say like where you were because I think they're trying to limit

[7:57] Corruption, but obviously it's like just by saying your associate with an industry they just let it happen anyway

[8:02] It's not like it's not it. So he's going on on he he rebuttles with that data point and then you that one kind of shakes Bernie

[8:10] Because he's he's starting to yell and at he pulls like yeah, dude. Oh, my him and a little lost

[8:16] They're like screaming at him by the end of their their like grilling of him

[8:20] Yeah, and the screaming for Bernie hits the point where he's like he comes back with that data point about the money donation and

[8:26] During this time he was showing merchandise like on like a PowerPoint screen and like the last one was a ones in he's like

[8:35] I don't know it in the Bernie voice

[8:37] I can't do the Bernie voice again. Anyone do the Bernie always trying to even remember things these ones these these ones

[8:43] He's up here. I'm mr. Mr. RFK these ones is right here. It's like kind of Jewish ish

[8:49] But like he's literally going but the ones these

[8:51] $22 a piece these ones these what about the ones is mr. Mr. Kennedy

[8:59] It's it's such a crazy video him yelling what about the ones is probably the best like the rebuttal that RFK had for that one

[9:06] Which I because he kept going back to the the onesies take down the ones

[9:10] What was his point that RFK is like pushing your profiting? He's saying you're profiting from

[9:15] Anti-vaccinations therefore you are an anti-baxter basically is like you were against vaccine

[9:21] He just sidestep in any of these but if case selling the ones. No, that's what is rebuttal. He was like

[9:26] Senator

[9:31] But he was like senator. I'm not affiliated with that company anymore. I left

[9:36] They like I am not I don't receive money from them. Yeah, they are on their own thing and he was like

[9:42] So you're telling me you don't have any influence over them having the onesie and he's like senator

[9:48] No, I have no influence at the company more and he was like so you're not gonna take down the onesie

[9:55] He's like thank you. That's all

[9:57] Like he like he had some big mic drop moment where it's like you're not gonna take down the onesie

[10:01] Thank you like what no, I can't

[10:06] So it was pretty wild to see it's it's something to see like when you see again

[10:11] Maybe maybe I'm wrong

[10:13] But the people who have the most money contribute to them and the biggest threat to pharmaceuticals

[10:18] They're having the most outrageous reaction. It's like yeah, that kind of reads pretty

[10:22] Money talks. Yeah, it's like what the fuck and so I don't know if you you said you haven't seen it's worth a watch

[10:29] In talking of watch after that preview. Yeah, Elizabeth Warren's one is similar

[10:33] But I forgot what the context issues talk about she is literally screaming for the most part

[10:37] She's just screaming about it's just a different funny acts up. Yeah, it's just all bad though

[10:43] Yeah, and it's like anyone with their two cents you're watching them and they're like

[10:47] It's the best example of side stepping points that politicians do when someone goes well how about this and they go

[10:52] Well, how about this and like it's just totally unrelated to the thing that's being thrown at them

[10:57] Which RFK out to his credit is answering the things that they're asking him right but anyway I digress

[11:04] I don't remember what we're gonna talk about next

[11:08] Pharma is bad

[11:10] Oh, we can talk about the deep state

[11:13] How let's get back into it. Yeah, yeah, why isn't the president top dog?

[11:17] Yeah, so let's let's let's do a little

[11:20] Not conspiracy because I feel I feel it gets coming to the point where we're gonna know

[11:24] Sometime in the near future about what happened for JFK and

[11:28] What happened with the Epstein stuff?

[11:30] Well, that's a good topic too. Trump keeps saying he's gonna release that stuff and like kind of did but also it was nothing

[11:36] They keep releasing it but there's they keep including a lot of red actions and here's the more fucked up part about all of this

[11:43] specifically with the Epstein stuff they go

[11:46] It is a giant threat to our national security if we release the full things indicating that

[11:54] There's enough people involved in it from the political class that we're involved in a child sex ring

[11:59] That is a threat to our national security

[12:02] Huh, so like the people running the country are so involved with child sex slavery so many important people would lose their jobs

[12:10] Yes, and that that's essentially what it comes down to that's what they keep saying is a national security threat because of

[12:17] The indications in those documents

[12:19] So he's basically just like we're pedophiles

[12:24] Essentially and you can't stop us because you'll die. I feel like that's

[12:29] Worse to let everybody and it's like that whole thing where it's just like if you drop that kind of vague thing and just let people imagine stuff like

[12:39] If it's if it's what we're already imagining and obviously other countries are listening to it

[12:45] Isn't the damage already done at that point or is it worse to know exactly who was involved in it and then

[12:52] The national security like how is it not I think it's I think it's better to have doubt so you don't know who to remove

[12:58] Therefore you keep everyone in power. Yeah, because then that's not political power is replacing isn't it?

[13:03] I guess it isn't easy enough to replace people

[13:07] I'm really hoping it's not

[13:10] 50% of politicians and powerful people are doing it if it is yeah, you can't replace all of them but like

[13:17] Yeah, I'm hoping it sounds like though, right? It's set. Yeah, I mean they keep again

[13:23] They keep releasing stuff that's so heavily redacted that you can't get who said the national security thing. I think

[13:30] Not totally gathered but the press lady the blonde lady Caroline Lebbick's I think so the blonde lady is younger the speaker of those

[13:38] I mean like waves of these releases for the release a little bit more and a little bit more

[13:41] But still like redacted or a doctor. They're just looking for who's gonna take the fall maybe I don't know like they have to give us someone

[13:49] Yeah, they might have a sacrificial lamb that somebody it that would make more logical sense as opposed to throwing like an entire like

[13:56] Like the FBI or the C.I. Because you also have to imagine aside from people doing it

[14:01] There's so many layers of people ignoring it because if it's in if they have documents

[14:08] Yeah, then the CIA was aware the FBI was aware all the directors and those fields are aware

[14:14] So it would it would indicate all of them as accessories to child sex slavery the web of that would be so massive

[14:22] So I'd do it, but at the same time it's like the argument of like

[14:28] Yeah, not to bring to Israel Palestine, but

[14:32] This whole idea that yo if we let these people free, they're gonna like fucking kill us

[14:35] It's like yeah, but you can't insulate people like the same kind of thing of like we can't just let child sex slavery be like

[14:42] Threatened to the table. It's not okay. Even if it's gonna indicate tons of people's like yo, right still has to come out

[14:49] Right, otherwise we said they're just hoping saying these people are too important. They can't go exactly that they're above the law and above the law

[14:57] Literally like the worst law. Yes, the worst thing was breach of the law. Yeah, they're above that can't happen

[15:04] I think we'll I'm hoping to go we see something like it, but have you ever watched any Epstein documentaries?

[15:12] I've seen videos. I don't know if I've ever watched that down wash the full

[15:15] Do you ever been to the island?

[15:17] Yeah, mostly on the white

[15:19] Videos from me just Evan Perez, Evan Perez, flamets bleep that out

[15:28] Yeah, that's something you don't want in there. Fuck. I'm so good for so long

[15:33] And you want me to do improv?

[15:36] I

[15:37] Get why you didn't sign up

[15:39] Oh, man. Oh, but the end of I watched one documentary and they follow like a couple of the victims. Yes fucking brutal

[15:48] But one of them at the end is like she talks about seeing Bill Clinton on the island. She doesn't implicate him

[15:54] She just said he was there, but she implicates other famous people like that one prince

[15:59] Oh, Prince Charles, yeah, whatever that was the one who was like I don't sweat

[16:03] Yeah, she's and yeah, they interview her. She's like he's wet all over

[16:09] Just just a crazy thing out of all the excuses for not being indicating that to be like, oh, I don't sweat

[16:15] She said I sweat. It's like yeah, you're gonna do anything else seriously. Yeah

[16:21] But at literally one of the last scenes she's like and there were just so many more

[16:26] Big name people that I saw on that island and then it ends and I'm like

[16:31] Why don't we know those names like how can she even say that?

[16:36] It could be I feel like they got to her

[16:39] No, for sure

[16:40] I mean if it's if that information's true, which is seem I mean

[16:43] There's so many pieces of this that are so like the Epstein killing himself in a maximum security prison the cameras go off

[16:50] And the security art goes away. Yeah, like what and he was on suicide watch

[16:56] It's like that even just that alone. I'm like dude that does if the government doesn't want somebody dead if they want somebody dead

[17:03] Hey, that's what that what would happen, but be like

[17:06] Even your like top level criminals that doesn't happen

[17:10] And like this guy who if you look into history of a Jeffrey Epstein

[17:15] He had been brought to court for child sex labor before and they gave him a sweetheart deal and essentially let him go

[17:22] Didn't know that yeah, so it was already established that he was doing this stuff and then I think this was just like the line

[17:29] It was like oh, if we don't kill them now. It's gonna get out right people are gonna ask way too many questions. Yeah

[17:35] So now we're in this place of like

[17:38] I don't even know there happened to the the woman though. She's still alive. I mean she's in prison. Oh, oh

[17:44] Yeah, yeah

[17:47] Not reveal more

[17:50] How was she still alive because I thought they were like the dynamic duo of this entire thing?

[17:55] She was evil as fuck. Yeah, she's just enabling all of it and helping him, but I don't that's a good point. I don't know

[18:02] It that she's definitely not talking. Huh, she didn't say anything

[18:06] Which you think that would be the number one thing they ask in a court be like yo

[18:11] What happened? Yeah, how is what's going on?

[18:15] So I've been killed himself over this. Well, what was he feeling guilty about? Yeah, I mean she might be there to her credit

[18:21] She might be extremely scared because if he died he died immediately. It's like yeah, I probably shouldn't say anything

[18:27] Errol's been gonna die like maybe they both got the email at the same time and it was just like if you talk

[18:32] We will kill you. Yeah, it's Jeffers was like I've had enough. I can't take it anymore. Yeah, and she was like I'll go to prison

[18:39] It's fine. Yeah, it's possible. Yeah, it's crazy man. I mean

[18:44] Yeah, and

[18:46] On the topic of the deep state stuff

[18:49] What you said earlier of there is a security clearance level above the president

[18:53] So that alone suggests that there's a controller over our government that is not the president of the United States

[19:01] And it is like well, no, that's not conspiracy. There are FBI directors and CIA directors on record talking about these black box

[19:08] operations that the president does not know about

[19:11] Indocuments from the government that have ever released and we just all go okay

[19:16] That's fine. Yeah, good

[19:19] Yeah, it's it's truly terrible and at the same time those organizations like kind of

[19:26] They have a large part in a lot of these wars we end up in

[19:30] Suggesting that there's probably people at the top profiting from war machines and all these kinds of things and

[19:35] The president even though he might run on we're gonna end war and for the record

[19:40] Every

[19:41] President

[19:42] At least in our lifetimes I'm pretty sure most of them in the past they always run on anti-war because it's such a big winner

[19:51] Most Americans want no war and they get in that's pretty easy message to get behind

[19:56] Yeah, most people want peace and they get in and they do war like do someone in there and that system is like

[20:03] We gotta go to war so I don't know how it all works, but I feel like in movies. It's always depicted

[20:09] Like that you have all the generals and they just call the president and he's like the commander-in-chief

[20:14] But like they already had the plan and everything to like take some guy out or whatever they're doing and they literally just need the president to be like

[20:22] Yeah, do it or don't do it which

[20:25] Yeah, but I think that's like that's when you're in war so it's like

[20:30] There's a someone who so someone who initiates and then all the logistics are always carried out by the military men, but I don't think

[20:36] I don't think the military guys specifically are there ones being like we got to go to war with Afghanistan

[20:41] Or we got to go to Middle East for 20s those guys if anything kind of like we're watching this guy

[20:46] And they'll be like hey here we can take him out now

[20:49] Yeah, I want us to do it and not and again not even saying those guys are right because there was probably one of the worst examples of this

[20:55] That came out recently with the the signal chat

[20:57] We see this stuff. Yeah, that was crazy. We're there like talking about they found this guy in a building and they're gonna level the entire

[21:04] apartment building because they suspect that one guy in there is that on loose information if you read into any of this and

[21:09] I think Tulsi girl is like yeah, you go team because of thumbs up to talking about leveling a building with women and children families inside

[21:15] Yeah under suspicion of a single person. It's like oh

[21:19] Did she use an emoji to the thumbs up? Yeah, yeah, so

[21:24] That's the level of like just a group chat to take someone out a group chat

[21:28] I like just killing families and be like yeah go team

[21:32] You guys are doing great. That's the level of like I

[21:36] Don't even know to be that detached from that shit is fucking crazy

[21:45] But yeah deep-state shit, I also don't know if we'll ever I

[21:50] Don't know man because if we find out about that stuff does it I feel like it all just falls apart

[21:55] Not not falls apart. I like the deep state. What we need the deep state to watch over us

[22:01] Yeah, it's worked out so well

[22:04] But I yeah, what we'll fucking see

[22:08] Let's

[22:09] Move on to oh

[22:11] He's actually the statistic on the pharmaceutical stuff 70% of pharmaceutical profits come from USA in the world and we only have four percent of the global population

[22:20] That's crazy 70% don't we have like all the pharma companies?

[22:25] Yeah, like Pfizer and all those companies are like in from European countries a lot of the makers of the drugs are

[22:31] Not are you saying that like where the consumers of them?

[22:35] Correct 70% of the profits come from us catch it catch it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, dude and we're the sick sickest by far

[22:43] All right, let's get into something that's more fun like a 55 gallon drum of lube that's on Amazon for $1,700

[22:52] Now I'm sorry. I was reading something

[22:58] There is and I'm

[23:00] Knows this I'll believe your name because I'm African-American

[23:05] That has a lot to do with what I'm gonna say yes on Amazon. What else do you know?

[23:10] Don't know a lot. He knows so much too much. He's gonna kill next by the government turn that mic

[23:23] On Amazon which I've taken a couple trips into the deep depths of Amazon to see like what's some crazy stuff

[23:29] I can buy as a late one of the most crazy things which a friend pointed out to me a while ago was that you buy a 55 gallon drum of lubricant

[23:35] Sex and like it's 70 now you literally that's so much. Yeah, dude. It's like

[23:42] I don't know how many pounds is because the gallon is I guess it depends on density to those a couple things in there, but

[23:49] You would never want to loot imagine even one gallon would be it's a lot of loop lifetime supply maybe yeah for a single person

[23:57] Yeah, a gallon that's so much level

[24:01] I was thinking about how funny would it be like I could just send that to someone and then you have

[24:12] Gritted that it's a 55 gallon some of loop like how you're assuming the person would see that and be like oh, I have to use all of this

[24:24] I

[24:25] Should I more like the physical removal if you say I send that

[24:28] I like how are you

[24:30] You need to like get a dolly and like hire a company to come remove that you can't just get rid of that

[24:36] I'm an idiot. I was still picturing one gallon 55 is 55 gallon drum like does that show up in a crate?

[24:42] Like how does that probably just in the it's a bit like you know like an oil barrel?

[24:46] That's what I'm talking about. That's what a 55 down drum is dude. Oh, that'd be awesome

[24:53] I mean I almost as a cost $1,700

[24:58] I mean you were thinking about dude for like someone's birthday split it in months friends as a prank and send to somebody for the birthday

[25:06] I already bought my one friend a giant black dildo once and sent to him for man

[25:10] I was like 20 bucks. Okay, so but this would be this is next level and I'm hoping to level

[25:15] Hoping the next five 10 years I can just be like I'm just gonna do this

[25:19] I'm just fucking send to somebody I would love to have that kind of money like to drop that on a gag gift

[25:24] That should be like a life goal

[25:28] Send your friends with white elephant drum of loop white elephant gift

[25:31] You're just sitting around it like a Christmas gathering

[25:35] 55 gallon drum with like wrapping around it like anybody want this

[25:39] Who wants this gift?

[25:46] It's like a sex company. It's like some kind like something

[25:53] Yeah, so that's out there. You have less fun thing, but I thought was pretty cool

[25:57] So you can buy a full set of like Cabuto Japanese samurai armor like the stuff they had from like the 16

[26:04] It's like full metal also around $1,700 and

[26:07] And you can buy a cold

[26:10] Press handmade katana for a thousand dollars. You get to get like full samurai gear

[26:15] Just like walk around with that. I have a katana would be sweet. Yeah, is there rules about rules laws about I look at swords. I look this up

[26:23] For Wisconsin. I think and you

[26:27] That concealed carry fits on the sheath. I yeah, I think you can do it in Wisconsin, but most places

[26:33] It's like you can't have a blade longer than like your polymer whatever

[26:38] But I know you can you can open carry in Wisconsin now. Yeah, so you could just have like an assault rifle on your back

[26:44] I feel like you could have a sword. Yeah, which I have both at that rate

[26:56] Anyway

[26:57] Anyway, uh, terrorists man so much. Why do you have so much? I have so much garbage on here. Come on

[27:04] I've just become a fucking political pundit you are for who though. I don't know myself

[27:09] Bolivitarian party gross jobs for jobs sake Soviet Union God Jesus to USA and I just funded Wuhan lab government created COVID

[27:19] That one was interesting. Yeah, but yeah, I mean that one's just like something

[27:25] People would have to read so it's not that entertaining. It would just like us talking about a thing that was released that no one saw

[27:31] Yeah, which the government is a lot of it. They're just essentially a week old

[27:35] To me summary are I think it's from the oversight committee for the most part this point

[27:40] But they're essentially are like oh, yeah that lab leak theory from the Wuhan lab that we funded

[27:45] Yeah, it's probably what happened

[27:46] The government is saying that it's like a consensus now, right? Yeah, it's not well

[27:50] They didn't say it for sure happened, but they said it is what was their exact words

[27:54] Not only is it likely, but it's highly probable. Yeah, which they didn't want to come out and say yeah

[28:00] It's a totally our fault because we funded it, but which there's like they've shown that there was gaining function research going on there

[28:06] USAID and Econo something

[28:10] Eco lab, I think Eco lab or like the two things that heavily funded the lab, which are just American

[28:16] Companies right

[28:17] Branches and now we have all these people talking about how

[28:21] Yeah, it was it probably came out there

[28:23] Yeah

[28:24] And initially let's go back when COVID happened it was racist to say that yeah to be like yeah it came from Wuhan

[28:31] People were on that right away. Yeah, like immediately the lab theory was out and yeah like you said

[28:37] You'd get destroyed to talk about it that it was funny even though to it like at that time

[28:42] It was less racist to be like oh it came from like an open air Chinese market. Yeah with like where someone ate like a pangolin

[28:49] Yeah, yeah, it changed

[28:50] It wasn't a lab their culture is just so

[28:55] neglectful

[28:55] And pangolins on the street so it's probably that yeah, I forgot about the pangolin part

[29:00] Yeah, which I didn't even know what a pangolin was until that whole thing that was big press for pangolins

[29:05] Yeah, I mean South Park did that whole episode on it. Yeah, it's pretty fantastic hilarious

[29:09] Okay, let's find something that's not

[29:12] Any

[29:14] Looks like we're out of material. No

[29:17] Did you see people claim they resurrected werewolves? Oh man, no, I'm not we're sorry not werewolves dire wolves. Oh, I did see that

[29:26] Oh, that's way less way less cool. I thought direwolves were fake though. So what's a dire wolf?

[29:32] It's it's just a giant wolf

[29:37] The headline like start it hits so hard. They're like the Game of Thrones creatures are here

[29:43] And then like the more you read about it. It's just they made a wolf bigger

[29:47] Maybe because there's still babies. We don't even know

[29:50] So just passing

[29:52] Yeah, they just gene at a little wolf

[29:55] All right, well, I feel like we're gonna get into territory that starts to get dangerous with that stuff because

[30:01] Yeah, we apparently we have the DNA from dinosaurs that we could

[30:06] Create Jurassic Park, right? That was the whole thing the people are saying it's Jurassic Park

[30:10] Because we're bringing back this ancient man. I don't see why that's bad thing. I mean dude a match

[30:14] Jurassic Park would be so imagine they just turned like I don't know Florida into Jurassic Park land

[30:20] Like now we just have we just maintain this is Jurassic Park. Oh, it's just a national park. Yeah, it's all Florida

[30:26] No, dude who wouldn't we would all go immediately? Yeah, go see dinosaurs like a fucking

[30:32] Is the Brontosaurus the big one with the neck? Yeah, yeah, just go see that's like the size of a fucking skyscraper

[30:38] Yeah, dude. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would immediately go that I can't remember what the

[30:45] What the they said that the they might not live that long

[30:50] Or get that big just because of the

[30:52] They don't have as rich of his atmosphere or as rich like in resources interesting

[30:58] What we could bring you right as we use that we could price and synthesize it. Make a dome more oxygen

[31:03] That are like synthesize our way into I don't know so much fucking money. It was feeding like multi vitamins and shit that

[31:11] It's like little five gallon drums of lube. They love it

[31:14] What if you're gonna need that for dinosaurs? What if that's what their food source is?

[31:19] They just need no time. They just eat lube

[31:22] They're so big and strong because they just

[31:24] Thanks porn industry you brought back dinosaurs

[31:28] Thank God, but yeah, I think

[31:31] If anything because what worst case scenario we have a Jurassic Park situation

[31:35] We're like one family dies at Jurassic Park and we're like okay, we gotta put the T-Rex isn't a fucking thing

[31:40] Don't say for they all break out and kill everyone though, right? Yeah, but it's limited to the area

[31:45] It's not like they're gonna we gotta do that on a Hawaii. Oh, that's a good idea

[31:49] But hold on hear me out could be bad in the sense that if they break out and kill everyone

[31:54] Getting that landbass can be way more difficult. We're gonna have to fly in that'd be sweet if they just took over the land

[31:59] Give them we can't go there

[32:01] We'll just give them one island give them like the furthest smallest one, but then we but if they take over we can't go there

[32:08] Yeah, we can give them that

[32:10] There's a lot of Hawaii still. I don't think a dinosaur no matter how big and take a 50 cow to the dome

[32:17] And

[32:17] Hey man brother, it's not like they're gonna beat our millet like no matter what they do

[32:23] They're not gonna be in a military disrespect

[32:28] You don't know how powerful they're living under dinosaurs soon. They're gonna be ruling over us

[32:32] They'll be the deep story. Do you know what you think they would be like skinny shitty dinosaurs like in the zoo when you see like a shitty lion

[32:40] Like one of those what do you what zoo's are you going to I feel like the lions always like skinny and they're like

[32:45] It would have died in the wild

[32:47] I am in person you've seen this yeah, really have you I've only seen like I haven't been to a zoo in so long. I can't even remember what I've been to within the past

[32:58] Five to ten years because I would go to the zoo all the time with the kids when I was a teacher like lions like like lion like there was never

[33:06] There's never a point where I went to either Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago or the Milwaukee Zoo and looked at the lines and went like

[33:13] Oh, they're so sickly they look like fucking well fed beefy boys like Mufasa. Oh, yeah, I mean big

[33:19] All right, maybe out of bad experience

[33:24] Sorry, how many lines I've seen I have seen videos of like the zoos that they had in like Indian stuff like that were like

[33:29] Yeah, they've just they're abusing an animal and it looks extremely like it's starving. I went that Tiger King Farms

[33:36] Oh, they're taking care of there. Yeah, I went to the San Diego Zoo and like oh

[33:42] It's like one of the best supposed to be one of the greatest. Yeah, and they the lions were just like

[33:46] Shockingly skinny. Oh, they were vegan out there. It's kind of there we go nice

[33:51] Now that's comedy

[33:52] Yeah, but I feel like if the dinosaurs were scared it would be our fault

[34:01] We can definitely plump up some dinos

[34:04] Takes a lot of food dude my biomass. We fucking keep like a billion cows alive every year true

[34:11] We can figure that shit out and we have a bunch of cows and then we could just feed a T-rex like five cows

[34:16] Oh, yeah, once a week or something. I don't know how often T-rex has to eat but like feed it five cows to imagine watching a T-rex eat a cow

[34:23] That would that would be a show in itself. Yeah, be life-changing. I just want rappers

[34:28] Really, I just want raptors for their like intelligence, you know

[34:32] Yeah, there'd be such a they'd have to have so many guardrails in that place if we're like roaming around with raptors and T-rex

[34:39] Raptors scares me. You want to go into the raptor pen and it's like tall grass up to like your chest where it's

[34:45] The raptor petting zoo

[34:47] Get in there. Don't worry. They'll find you

[34:50] Well, that's yeah, I wonder what the next one be because I feel like before the diarwolves or for the longest time

[34:54] They've been to about woolly mammoths. That was the big one. We're in a bring those

[34:57] They did the same company that did the the diarwolves they made a woolly mouse

[35:02] So they like they crossbred woolly mammoth DNA with a mouse

[35:07] What does it look like? It's just it has like the fluffy long woolly mammoth hair

[35:12] That's like why did you do

[35:14] It's kind of cool. I was hoping it would have tusks, but it did that be so cool

[35:19] But yeah, I lost kind of cool. That's also like dude. I get there's a level of that stuff from like

[35:24] Why do we got it? He's fucking animal. We have to this this mouse like what why are you doing this? We're just fucking

[35:31] You're gonna be half woolly now. I mean that'd be pretty sick to be chosen to be the woolly mouse

[35:37] Yeah, but that's got to come with so many health is your high cholesterol

[35:40] Terrible joints probably can't reproduce probably. Oh, definitely. Yes, right sterile as fuck. Yeah, yeah

[35:45] But you guys signing up for the first crossbred human trying to once they move this genetic stuff into humanity

[35:52] What would you breed yourself with?

[35:56] Now we're going to a place for

[36:00] You'd probably be like a he'd fuck a penguin

[36:03] Oh, you're saying like with an animal. What animal would you fuck?

[36:08] That's no, I was saying like human genetics where it's just like let's make the perfect human

[36:13] I thought you were gonna try to know I like the animal route better. That's way better

[36:16] Way animal while on way better the original thing was combining

[36:20] The best peep the best humans. Yeah, that's what I was that's what I meant was like okay. We combine

[36:26] The smartest person with the best athlete and now we have a crazy smart athlete. Yeah

[36:31] But combining with animals to try to get their properties

[36:35] They have a lot of air

[36:38] We're gonna have a lot of people who come out so fucked up

[36:41] Which could be great you signing up for it though the animal say they have let's say they have

[36:46] An 80% success rate of you getting positive straight so low from the animal

[36:52] The other 20% you die

[36:54] I didn't say that you okay, but you just feel like negative you get the negative horns coming out of your fucking arm pits

[37:01] Or something

[37:01] Yeah, I don't know if 80% enough for me

[37:05] Because that's a big life change as opposed to just staying a person

[37:09] Gorilla strength like where am I gonna where are you gonna actually use that power left every day?

[37:16] You beating people as I was driving around doing multiple laps to find a car

[37:21] I can just flip someone's car off

[37:24] Yeah, I'm gonna need a bigger. I would more want like the ability to fly would be probably one I like you could sell me on or like swim like

[37:32] Adolphin or some shit. So you just want webed people already have that people already have webbed feet in hands

[37:37] No, but I'm talking you be able to go like 50 miles per hour on in the ocean. Oh, you want fused legs

[37:42] Well, that's too literally just have you'd be a merman

[37:47] You have a dolphin. I'm also terrified of the oceans. I just be like scared

[37:51] But not if you're swimming 50 miles, but there's nothing that's gonna catch you now. Yeah, fear can't catch me

[37:55] I can swim away from the feet so fucking fast

[37:59] I can swim away from the fear, but I

[38:01] So let's start with the human one first because that one feels more like

[38:06] grounded. Yeah, which I I think we're gonna

[38:09] I mean, it's not a nuanced theory, but we're gonna move in a place where like we'll probably see an age where we're

[38:14] Not genetic and there's a whole generation of gene edited people who are better than us. Yeah, it's called X-Men. It's a movie. They made it

[38:22] Oh, but aren't there natural mutants in that? Yeah

[38:25] Yeah, the mutation happens naturally, but everyone's like

[38:29] What the heck they can do stuff we can't down with the mutants and then yeah, we're gonna be the part of the generation

[38:34] I mean, I'm totally gonna do it if they start making them. I'm gonna be like those things got to die

[38:39] You're not a real human

[38:41] Yeah, but then they'll probably beat us though if they're way smarter and stronger and

[38:45] Faster, well, they can dodge bullets didn't think so you got to sneak up on them better guns

[38:50] Yeah, but we just sneak up on them. We have the melancholy they can do all things we can do but better

[38:56] No, we got numbers

[38:59] But yeah, I mean I would like if they could figure out how to do that in like us now

[39:04] Feel like we can give you something that makes you smarter faster. Neuralink

[39:09] The goal of neuralink. Yeah to like do something on that level, but also I think it's just modifications the only things we would get

[39:18] Hopefully maybe in our lifetime

[39:20] Like yeah, like a robotic

[39:23] Like the section of the lake or something. It's a great question though

[39:26] What I would do with it. I mean if I was it would be cool to be great at like every instrument

[39:30] That'd be one I always think of like just being fantastic at piano or guitar or drums like

[39:36] Without any effort. It's gonna be awesome. That'd be fun. And also like

[39:41] think if you could be

[39:43] be

[39:45] Smart to the like the peak level of any human at the time

[39:49] Then you could just engage in like trying to find new theories and quantum mechanics or something

[39:54] Yeah, when that would take the years of studying the things they could just speed up your processing power

[40:00] I don't know, but that would be the help right that you could just like bring it up so quick

[40:04] Grand there's probably so many trade-offs because we still have like a human body, right?

[40:09] There's gonna be something that it pulls from

[40:11] Hmm like your brain

[40:13] How does the mirror link work like how does that powered is that just powered by

[40:18] The body. Yeah, I I don't really know how that works. I know they put in your head

[40:25] It's attached so electrical signals in your hands are an external battery

[40:29] I don't know. Oh, maybe it's just like a pathway for the signals. It's not necessarily like uh

[40:33] Like it's just a copper wire like a fairly fancy copper wire connecting things maybe I have no idea

[40:39] I know is that the the guy who got it put in him who was like a quadriplegic and like literally used a playchast on on computer

[40:45] with literally just his mind which is fucking crazy and he said it was it was cheating playing like CS go

[40:51] Because the minute he thought and look somewhere it just shoots. Oh, that's crazy. There's no reason no delay in reaction time

[40:58] It's just just an aim bot. Yeah, literally is just an aim bot dude. That's a chance. Is that gonna break video games on?

[41:05] No, I don't need the next level. Yeah, it'll be like everyone will have to have it. The mirror link league

[41:11] I think that would just be not fun. Well, I got maybe there's just a different way you have to play like you have to be

[41:17] Sneaky, but I think it would just with most things it would be it would be the next level where people are just doing

[41:23] Because like you think now if I'm playing Call of Duty and someone comes on my screen

[41:26] It's just you know my reaction time and if we're just closing that gap. Yeah

[41:30] You know you just have to hope that people you it would just come down to what they're competing with now

[41:35] It's just who has the faster reaction time. Yeah

[41:38] And you don't really need the physical manipulation part get out of our league

[41:42] You don't want none of your kind of not leave

[41:45] Yeah, so I would I would definitely

[41:49] Splice my jeans. I don't know if I do the animal one. That's uh

[41:52] That scares me a little bit. I think you want to be a dolphin man

[41:56] I don't want to be a dolphin and just get raped by another dolphin. Oh yeah, because that's coming

[42:02] Dolphins are horny. Yeah, they're they rape

[42:05] But also a lot of things rape and also it's like what what is it kind of pretty much every animal ever just rapes?

[42:12] It's like what

[42:13] Cut yet yes and no right because like they have the males certain species will have the whole like mating ritual

[42:19] And like they'll dance for the female

[42:20] Yeah, the female comes in that's right. You got to imagine most animals are like

[42:26] raping

[42:27] I don't even know

[42:30] Because I feel like with like deer

[42:32] They'll just walk behind them. Yeah, but then you see like lions like they'll have like mates that stick with them

[42:39] Like they're choosing to some degree to mate with like took their virginity. So it's like

[42:43] Got a I'm attached to them now

[42:45] That's right. They took a most car. Yeah, it's mostly like there. He was my first and they just stay within the line

[42:51] The only reason they

[42:52] Yeah, that's why they always have like 50 women with them. I just always think of ducks and they're like like the corbos

[42:59] Yeah, and it's kind of barbs in it so like even if you try to like escape. It's like you can't there's definitely

[43:05] Yeah, there's vicious versions, but at the same time there's got to be some female

[43:09] consent on like in sense of weird work, but like

[43:12] Because all they're what there's some instinct to mate

[43:15] To keep it going so there's there's gotta be and like if it wasn't that way

[43:18] I feel like everything would die because females would always be trying to avoid

[43:23] More of a story females want to be right

[43:26] They want all and you seen what they're all wearing of all species. Yes, got it. All right, let's see

[43:33] Uh, but but but well time well yeah

[43:36] 43 I can't have fun little quote on here give it to me

[43:40] When you're dead and you don't know you're dead

[43:44] Sorry when you're dead you don't know your dad. That's just true

[43:48] The pain is felt by others not you

[43:50] And then you say the same thing happens when you're stupid

[43:55] Uh, did you write down that quote? No, I died in wait

[44:00] It's

[44:03] What's your dad you're dead and it's that it applies the same as if you're stupid you don't know

[44:07] And the pain is shared by other people. Yeah, they're like this guy so fucking stupid and you didn't realize you have no idea that people that's kind of funny

[44:15] Yeah, I mean, it's gotta be true, which is kind of a scary thing too because it's like you would you would never know

[44:20] You should be a fucking you don't realize how much pain you put someone through by your stupidity. Yeah, I mean blissfully ignorant

[44:28] I guess which if you live your life like that you would never know and that's like

[44:32] Is that person's pain? Well, I guess there's levels that too you'd be stupid and like get someone in like a accident

[44:38] Or he could be stupid and someone's just annoyed

[44:39] But then that in that situation go. Yeah, that's on them if they're annoyed by me being stupid

[44:46] And they always still they find their their tribe they find their people their stupid tribe

[44:51] So to make stupid idiot tribe

[44:54] I think about that quote though and I go

[44:57] We don't really know what happens when you die so you could very well know when you're dead

[45:00] I but it for the purpose of the quote it does fit

[45:04] tell well

[45:06] We should probably try to form some stupid union with our high cholesterol friend so when he passes over

[45:14] He can tell us

[45:15] What's going on over here? He just goes you need to have lower cholesterol

[45:19] You do raise it up. It's better

[45:21] Yeah, everything's so much better over here. You guys want to come over here. It feels so great when you're at 500 total cholesterol

[45:29] Uh hands

[45:31] Did it oh wait, we already did that fucking ones think he was jumping up

[45:35] Um get a better phone. I'm trying man

[45:39] He isn't trying at all. You're right. You're goddamn right. I'm not

[45:43] Get a iPhone

[45:45] Become one of the Mac crew

[45:48] Join the Apple ecosystem

[45:51] So he told a story on your a while ago

[45:53] And I don't remember where you found the story of like some IT guy fucking with a guy for 10 years

[45:57] Yeah, and like like literally like which

[46:00] Who knows if it's true, but it was it could be

[46:05] But for 10 years a guy at a company

[46:08] And some IT guy who either left the company and sell it access or something was like changing stuff subtly like

[46:15] Documents presentations to like say like swear words or like

[46:19] Deleting things from emails that he had sent to make it look like he was an efficient

[46:24] Just sabotaging this guy's work. He was still at the company when he was doing that according to the story

[46:29] Yeah, and then when he got fired two weeks later the next IT guy came in and found everything that that guy did and then told the dude

[46:37] So I was like fucked up his life

[46:40] So you told me that story and you know that show black mirror, which is like yeah, it's all this

[46:46] New season there is and one of the episodes which

[46:51] It's literally exactly that story really except

[46:55] Well, I'm gonna give it away. It's an okay episode honestly, but I'm gonna give it to you

[47:01] Wait, wait, oh, he's basically. How good is it? Have you seen have you seen the episode? No

[47:06] Do you want to know I never care? I don't want to hear it. All right. I won't doubt them. Wow

[47:11] I know there's no other point. Sorry. Wow. Here we go

[47:17] All right, I all right. This is think of the audience. I just I love that show so much. That's that the newest season is

[47:24] It took a turn that's not right the latest season that came up before the newest one was kind of

[47:31] What that what it's been so long yeah, it was like a

[47:36] 2-Due's playing a video game with it just oh that one's great. They start fucking yeah, that one was good

[47:41] But the other one actually you know what it was okay. There was like a school shooting one

[47:46] Yeah, this new one is very weak especially compared to like an episode like the were they're fucking each other in the video game one

[47:53] It's like not only is it do you see where it's going?

[47:57] But it's just very like

[48:00] I don't know it's an idea that someone wrote down that's not very well thought out

[48:04] I felt like they ran out of stuff

[48:06] Every episode became like upload your consciousness into a robot and it was just different ways to do it that

[48:13] It's it's in that same lane of like we got nothing else sure we're true

[48:17] How about good stuff

[48:19] Separate topic I I've been trying to watch more debates between economists and

[48:25] A lot of them have at least in like this

[48:29] uh

[48:30] In the stoward they'd had like too true not true, but like

[48:34] Well credentialed guys go get to each other as opposed to like bench a piro talking to like college kids

[48:40] Stuff is happening every piro destroys. Yeah, and it's happening in every circle now with like a left guy will crush some

[48:46] Pogester white linen stuff like that. Yeah, but there's it's an interesting kind of

[48:54] Like

[48:55] There's logical fallacies right one being like an appeal to authority where you go like well

[49:00] This guy is an expert in this field so he knows more than you and

[49:04] It's a logical fallacy because there's experts on all sides of the argument typically. It's the idea that matters

[49:10] Yeah, and it's I've just see it keep being used of like

[49:14] So we'll make a really good argument in these debates

[49:17] with the economists and if the guy's losing he'll just be like

[49:23] Something all lines of like well, you're not a historian

[49:26] Like not even engaging what the guy's saying now, and I feel like

[49:30] It that has carried like now it happens a lot

[49:34] We're like people side they just step to the side of what's being thrown at them and they go well

[49:39] You're not a historian or you're not an economist. Which

[49:44] It works, but it doesn't I'm like it shuts down the entire thing and then you can just fire back with something else like if you took it down to the base level where it's like

[49:53] Normal person if they have an opinion about something yeah, they just can't have an opinion anymore because you could just go back and forth

[50:00] You'd be like oh yeah, like the vaccine thing we were talking about earlier someone saying oh yeah vaccine

[50:05] You're not a right even know what that'd be fireologist. Yeah, you don't know anything about vaccines and it's just like

[50:10] What I okay, yeah, and it's like no one can talk about it

[50:14] Anything right and the assumption is that there's only a special class of people that can always talk about these things now

[50:18] And that it's as dangerous too because I know it's like they guard all the information and they've been there's been an endless history of experts being extremely wrong about things

[50:27] I mean there you make the argument of eugenics before World War 2 the whole idea of like

[50:32] breeding out and getting rid of like

[50:34] mentally ill people anything that has bad genes that was

[50:37] Run by top scientists of the time that was like a big like this is the right thing to do

[50:43] And so

[50:45] I know it's just a weird

[50:48] Thing of people

[50:50] It's just I see it over and over and over especially in the political stuff. You're like you're not that you have no idea what you're talking about

[50:57] But then it's like also the person who's saying that

[51:00] What gives them the authority to be like

[51:03] You don't know it or here's a better example say I say something and you go hey, you're not a historian you're not x-squizy

[51:11] Then

[51:12] It's my art if I'm not that my argument should be so easy to shut down by you

[51:17] If you realize that my

[51:19] Yeah, so on expert you should be able to be like this is why it's wrong

[51:22] But that implies that that person is an expert. Yeah, so they just assume that nobody knows that

[51:28] So yeah, I feel like when you're saying that you're implicitly saying like I'm not either so then it's like we just can't discuss this. Yeah

[51:36] It's a way to sidestep out of any conversation. Yeah

[51:40] Fun stuff

[51:41] What are the debates about between the economists mostly about the wars and israel and Palestine go oh the economist stuff

[51:49] Yeah, yeah mostly from

[51:51] John Keynesian stuff which is like what created the welfare state in 1930

[51:55] So like the new deal that happened in 1930 was everything that established social security welfare

[52:01] Everything you know from like food stamps to literally welfare checks

[52:04] Okay people coming from John Keynesian stuff, which is still very well in life today

[52:08] Hence why we have those things versus someone like a malthan Friedman or a lot of Wigbond Mises or FA Hayek who will argue

[52:15] Those things have destroyed our country entirely and they'll

[52:20] Like the great depression is one they'll talk about a lot. We're like people if you don't know the facts about the great depression

[52:26] Most of the country at the time and a lot of people assume that it was the fault of the government not

[52:33] acting

[52:34] Swiffly because they created the federal reserve to bail out banks that would over-lend

[52:40] So before that banks if they over-lend no consequence

[52:44] Essentially yeah because what happened the great depression is people

[52:46] They hear about banks failing and they go we want our money back and so everyone goes and those banks have overspend because they are backed by the federal reserve

[52:54] And then toned bank after bank after bank after bank fails and no one has any money and so the argument is that oh because the federal reserve didn't

[53:03] Wasn't big enough and didn't have enough money to back them up that that happened

[53:07] And it's like no, no, it's because federal reserve. How is it not obvious that that's wrong

[53:11] Like I'm not an economist at all, but you you can't just that that's so obviously kicking the can down the road. Yeah

[53:18] Exactly the story gets twisted dude you

[53:22] Like how does any intelligent credentialed person think that

[53:27] Or were they just disputing that like common myth no that that that's like a John

[53:33] Kingsley and economists would fully buy into the government

[53:37] Wasn't big enough to be a big enough safety net that would be their argument

[53:40] And that's that's the

[53:42] Still most people I would argue well everyone the left would agree that that's the right way to think that the government wasn't big enough

[53:49] And didn't have enough money funneled into it to save companies that

[53:54] Overspent that's the idea

[53:56] That's the core of all that logic. It's like they don't even know what money is yeah, I mean

[54:01] That's what the government does

[54:04] It's crazy, but like those things

[54:07] Even in those economist arguments someone will like throw that back in their face and then they'll be like

[54:11] Well, you're not like a great depression historian

[54:14] Like you don't know about you don't know about those times in details like you don't have to go too far to learn about

[54:19] When the federal reserve was created banks over spending because it happened in

[54:23] 1908 before the Great Depression same thing happened only two banks failed and the federal reserve was smaller

[54:28] So it could only save one at the time and then the argument was but during that time for our reserve grows

[54:33] More banks start spending way over spending then by 1930

[54:37] There's a giant amount of banks that are just spending way too much and because they know the federal bank will back them

[54:44] So it's nuts and that from that time it is only

[54:48] Continue to get worse in every from the welfare to the social security to

[54:54] What do you say when fractional reserves started to when the federal reserve started the fractional reserve banking where it's like

[55:00] You give us our dollar and we'll lend it out

[55:02] 100 times probably I don't know enough about the fractional reserve stuff. I don't remember when that started

[55:07] It's all just extensions of

[55:09] The government will back up companies and then companies act with money. They don't have right the banks

[55:14] The banks were like we're gonna do this fractional thing because our one dollar we can make it a hundred

[55:19] Yeah, you can make tons of money off that dollar from the new deal new deal

[55:24] the new deal

[55:26] Every organization whether be a bank or a shoemaker if they know that they're backed by the government similar to how countries will act

[55:34] When the United States backs them in a war they will act without outside their means

[55:40] And then they take the taxpayer dollar and the economy crumbles right so for the government or for the government to bail out a bank

[55:48] Where would someone supporting that think that that money comes from

[55:52] That has to come from the people who are the ones getting hurt by the bank's failing. How you pay for a good thing

[55:59] It's literally that that's i'm telling you but that takes and i'm sure i'm missing things

[56:04] But that takes like two steps of thinking right to get there but most people don't understand that at all

[56:11] That is to be fair. That is not common yet. No, it's the same thing with

[56:17] You want to talk about welfare? Oh, so social security

[56:20] You're literally giving the money to the government that you could have just saved

[56:25] And they're going we're going to save this for you while spending way more that you're giving to them

[56:31] And giving you way less back that's all that is happening and people are convinced that we need social security

[56:37] We need welfare and even though systems still incentivize people to like welfare a part of

[56:44] Getting on welfare is that you can't have a job

[56:48] So

[56:49] It incentivize you to never get a job

[56:52] You will you will lose your welfare paycheck if you get a job

[56:56] No, but you're evil for even such an exact I'm racist too

[57:00] That's true, but again it I wish everyone could just read a little bit about the economic stuff because like you just said

[57:07] It's two thoughts two thoughts steps and you go oh shit

[57:12] It's like yeah, yeah

[57:13] Exactly, it's like and it's the more you read about it. It's the same story over and over and over and for some reason

[57:21] Things like the great depression happen and the government convinces everyone that it was the fault of not enough government

[57:27] People go oh fuck you're right same. They were war war two

[57:30] It happens and they're convinced that not enough government was there to like

[57:36] Prop up the economy during wartime so we need more government because it was good for our economy somehow

[57:41] It's a it's a big like but how do they do that they don't

[57:45] Like I think you said a few episodes ago like the government

[57:48] Really doesn't produce anything like they and I sort of push back like you provide some services for the country as a whole like

[57:56] National security is maybe the biggest one sure, but like in general they don't they don't grow the economy

[58:03] Right, no, they do nothing all they do is manipulate

[58:06] The market and waste it typically is for a worse outcome because it's it's all

[58:11] People to the point you brought up of like where do people think the money's coming from you can't

[58:17] money is just a product of wealth

[58:21] So like of value I should say so it's a proxy for value yeah, but like say like again company hires me

[58:28] I do a job for them the money in that exchange is it is there was value creating that relationship

[58:34] The government doesn't create value

[58:37] Yeah, they truly just take where value came from and they move it over somewhere else

[58:42] Yeah, and through in that process even the more distorted messed up parties they can fake value by printing money

[58:50] So they take all the value that all the people in the market have made and they lessen it and they lessen it and they lessen it by just making more and more money

[58:56] They essentially just reduce the values value

[59:00] Yeah, while all at the same time convincing us that they're doing way better by everybody

[59:06] It's it's so fucked crazy and that you people need these checks

[59:10] Yeah trust us we're not gonna we're not gonna spend 95 people big banks or big corporations

[59:15] We're just gonna give you this check. It's gonna be great. It's people just associate the money itself with value. Yeah, which

[59:22] I get it if you could it's like a way of transferring value, but it's not actually in itself value

[59:29] It's it's a way of it represents value. Yeah, and all

[59:33] To make it as simple as possible

[59:37] It's just a it's like you're putting money into a machine and you're getting less money back

[59:43] That is all that is happening

[59:45] And you're getting a really uh and that's that's aside from consequence like wars that are killing people

[59:52] In probably close to the billions over a long period of time and things that you don't want happening

[59:57] Like subsidizing programs that are hurting people like it there's beside you getting less money back

[60:01] It hurts so they also do bad things. Yeah, dude like child sex slavery government. Yeah, you're paying for it a lot of money winning

[60:08] App's it's bad and we're at an hour, but probably a how about good no one down? I don't know what

[60:17] I'm gonna turn it around

[60:18] Uh, Andy Peeves

[60:21] Oh Peeves

[60:24] Fuck besides the fucking government

[60:28] The fucking parasite that is the government um

[60:31] You think if I ran into a peefully. I got one all right

[60:36] All right, I heard this the other day

[60:38] I think I've heard actually I don't know if I had heard this before

[60:41] But I looked it up and it's kind of a common phrase. Okay. I don't remember what the context was but

[60:48] Someone I was like art. I say it. I was like are you feeling this way or this way?

[60:53] The response was a little bit of column A a little bit of copy man

[60:59] Yes, pretty bad. Why did you build columns for like why is it just say a little bit of both

[61:05] Like it's just a weird phrase. Oh, I didn't think that's where you're going with it. Where did you think I was?

[61:10] Because the person's indifferent you didn't like that well that that too. I like just the phrase itself pissed me off so much

[61:19] How do you feel about excel?

[61:24] There's a lot of columns in excel. I was like, why did you say that?

[61:27] I'm gonna I'm gonna I hate to do this. That's the chef's kiss. Yeah, it's the same chef's kiss. Where I'm like dude grammar things piss me off so much

[61:37] But that's not even that's that's just someone adding like a a physical thing

[61:42] Like like when someone it's almost like an analogy, but not like they're

[61:47] Slotting these things be like well

[61:50] Which I can but why is it columns? I don't know you do that with comparisons, right?

[61:57] I've actually never heard column A column B either. I mean in person. I've never heard like

[62:01] I could do either

[62:02] Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, but yeah column A column B

[62:07] I've never heard someone

[62:09] Piss you off tell me it pisses you off. It doesn't piss me off. He's so mad. I would just I would I would point it out and be like what

[62:16] Why would you say it that way? I don't think I think I was I didn't point it out

[62:21] But I had never heard that before I was like oh, why'd you say it that way?

[62:25] I was just thinking why yeah

[62:28] It's just weird. I see hey pepe's are our own so I appreciate I

[62:33] I'd fallen the same bucket with the chef's kiss thing. We're like

[62:36] It's one of someone said it's me. I never give it any time and day

[62:40] But I hear you how are you dumb? You know

[62:43] Feel like you're your corner in me to pet peeves. I'm super chill. Oh, yeah, you're nothing

[62:48] You're just happy nothing irritates the only thing I can think of is like coming around here

[62:52] But it's like I feel like it's not a pet peeve. It's just coming here normal

[62:56] Yes, seeing you you idiot. Not you're not you in particular

[63:01] But I would appreciate fucking podcast

[63:05] This podcast is my pet you

[63:07] What are you saying if you let me finish

[63:14] Coming here

[63:16] Having to park in this park. Yeah, yeah, like but only this area. He lives

[63:21] He lives in a very nice area as well. I'd never have trouble finding parking unless it's like summer fest

[63:26] That's the only time I have trouble finding parking by him

[63:30] But every time I come here

[63:32] Blocks away just I

[63:35] Not a good neighborhood

[63:37] Lot it's dark outside

[63:39] They're getting Riley you know who they are

[63:43] It's beyond a good note I guess

[63:46] There's the good note yeah parking sucks. That's one of my biggest one time

[63:50] I feel like that's not a pet peeve though, which is why I was like that doesn't really because parking no one's

[63:55] Universly sucks. Yeah, right. It's like traffic. I was trying to think of something like weird that just

[64:00] Erks me, but it's never I don't and people again people interrupting me when I'm in the middle of something because my door is open

[64:07] Yeah, that's and I'm like basically IT so they'll just like I'm working on something that was coming to be like

[64:12] Help me quick and I'm like yeah, I'm doing alright. Yeah, I guess I just work for you. Yeah

[64:16] I was talking with a girl at work today not even a pet peeve, but just kind of like

[64:22] I'll wake up drink coffee and not eat for the large part of the day

[64:25] So I have a big meal and I'll just start to get mad at literally everything

[64:29] We're like someone messages me and he's like hey man

[64:31] He got time for this. I'm like fucking piece of shit

[64:34] Like he has all the right to be messaging about whatever he's messing with me

[64:37] So mad at him for nothing other than I'm just starving being irritable is crazy. It's crazy how easy it is to get mad at stuff

[64:44] Yeah, I always wonder with like and I don't want to keep going here

[64:47] But people talk about when they do fast for a prolonged period of time how you get past the window where you're hungry

[64:54] Because I wonder if the irritable state goes away. Have you tried it? Not past 24 hours

[64:59] I've never gotten to the point where I'm like not hungry anymore

[65:02] I'm still like wrestling, but I was also in high school. So I don't know what it would be like with my mentality now

[65:09] Yeah, like high school wrestling out

[65:11] It'd be like 48 hours that I didn't eat and

[65:15] I felt regular then yeah, but you're more youthful and springy you can bounce back back then

[65:21] I don't know now it might be like dude you can't do this to yourself. Yeah, I feel like you would get past the irritable and just be tired

[65:28] I don't know I hear the opposite for like the 72 hour stuff is you hit you hit a place where you're

[65:34] You're so used to a habit of eating that your body because there's like a bunch of stuff that happens when you stop eating one called like auto-fagy

[65:41] I think we're like yourselves start really cleaning themselves because digestion takes so much metabolism to do you think my cholesterol would get cleaned out?

[65:50] Oh, yeah, I mean, but you it's not a sustainable thing is the problem

[65:54] Cuz like

[65:55] It's never gonna eat until Michael first sign of the class of like I need the easiest way up possible

[66:01] I just don't have to you can probably just start like you know giving blood. Okay, the cholesterol your blood

[66:06] Just giving my blood away. Yeah, you just got to stop eating cholesterol though

[66:10] Can I take my blood out and just clean it out and then put it back?

[66:17] Or you enough to where it comes out of your pores and then you're good

[66:19] They got machines for that people with no kidneys. That's what they got to do dialysis. Yeah, we'll just put you on dialysis

[66:26] Yeah, all right, that'll clean out good while that now till next time all right bye